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2018-09-19 06:28:40 PM  
We all know Chicago would never get a tag for this.  No one likes Chicago style pizza.
 
2018-09-19 06:50:47 PM  
You know there's a ton of LSD free-flowing in the twin cities right now, right?

Worst possible time for it if you ask me.

Meh, maybe when the frost hits and sticks in a few weeks, shiat will calm down a bit.

What we call "Indian summer" (last heat wave - 90 degree temps - before first frost mid/late September) just happened.

The harvest moon is on the 24th - I expect various degrees of insanity up to, around, and just after then.
 
2018-09-19 08:48:30 PM  
He probably just had the munchies. And they said pot wouldn't make anyone violent.
 
2018-09-19 09:00:18 PM  
"So...no tip then?"

Seriously if you want to get free pizzas from delivery and not get busted don't have it delivered to your home. Didn't anyone learn anything from TMNT?
 
2018-09-19 09:17:35 PM  
To be up front, I'll be honest in that I didn't read the entire thing. These two things jumped out at me.

"According to a criminal complaint filed in Ramsey County, the driver from the Pizza Hut on 975 Grand Avenue in St. Paul "

"The delivery was scheduled to be made to an apartment at 700 Grand Avenue in St. Paul,"


#1: You're living in an area that has pizza joints like Toppers, Pizza Luce, Punch, Italian Pie Shoppe and Green Mill all within a mile of you, and you order from PIZZA HUT?

#2 The distance between you and the Hut is *maybe* 3.5 blocks, and you were too lazy to walk your ass down there to pick it up?

Yeah, yeah, I get it. It's easier to stick up one person on his own rather than rob the actual store. Sure, whatever. It just ruins the narrative I've built up in my head.
 
2018-09-19 09:46:46 PM  

VOCSL5: You know there's a ton of LSD free-flowing in the twin cities right now, right?

Worst possible time for it if you ask me.

Meh, maybe when the frost hits and sticks in a few weeks, shiat will calm down a bit.

What we call "Indian summer" (last heat wave - 90 degree temps - before first frost mid/late September) just happened.

The harvest moon is on the 24th - I expect various degrees of insanity up to, around, and just after then.


Did not know that purple monkey dishwasher
 
2018-09-19 09:47:23 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: #1: You're living in an area that has pizza joints like Toppers, Pizza Luce, Punch, Italian Pie Shoppe and Green Mill all within a mile of you, and you order from PIZZA HUT?


I miss Pizza Luce.  I also thought this was odd as this is one of the better areas in St. Paul.

/born a few blocks from there
 
2018-09-19 09:50:06 PM  
I have an internet friend, who I recently discover works at a video rental place, because she was complaining about all the weird porn videos that her customers like to buy.  I was curious as to what kind of backwards hell she must live in where people not only still rent movies, but pornographic ones at that.  Turns out she lives in Minnesota, in a small town that has okay internet, but surrounded by lots of farm country where you can't get good enough internet to stream movies.  Keep in mind, the Taliban is able to stream and upload propoganda videos on line in rural, war torn Afghanistan, so this makes Minnesota backwards as hell.
 
2018-09-19 09:51:23 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: #1: You're living in an area that has pizza joints like Toppers, Pizza Luce, Punch, Italian Pie Shoppe and Green Mill all within a mile of you, and you order from PIZZA HUT?


TFA says he'd already called 911 to complain about Topper's, so maybe he was going down the list.
 
2018-09-19 09:53:32 PM  
You're going up against Florida Man? With this?

Well bless your heart
 
2018-09-19 09:55:14 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: To be up front, I'll be honest in that I didn't read the entire thing. These two things jumped out at me.

"According to a criminal complaint filed in Ramsey County, the driver from the Pizza Hut on 975 Grand Avenue in St. Paul "

"The delivery was scheduled to be made to an apartment at 700 Grand Avenue in St. Paul,"

#1: You're living in an area that has pizza joints like Toppers, Pizza Luce, Punch, Italian Pie Shoppe and Green Mill all within a mile of you, and you order from PIZZA HUT?

#2 The distance between you and the Hut is *maybe* 3.5 blocks, and you were too lazy to walk your ass down there to pick it up?

Yeah, yeah, I get it. It's easier to stick up one person on his own rather than rob the actual store. Sure, whatever. It just ruins the narrative I've built up in my head.


Dude, sign of the times...gotta conserve bullets cuz libby libs are gonna TAX THEM!
 
2018-09-19 09:59:10 PM  
Don't know what is going on in St. Paul lately, seems to be getting a little wild over there. Happy I can just bounce around the Uptown area, doesn't get too crazy and can walk without worry to every bar. I do think that Topper's has stopped answering my calls though.
 
2018-09-19 09:59:18 PM  
Oh and The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse

I really don't the the headless horseman's horse was headless.  You ever see a chicken run around with its head cut off?

THEY CAN'T SEE MAN!
 
2018-09-19 10:01:25 PM  

Dibikad: Don't know what is going on in St. Paul lately, seems to be getting a little wild over there. Happy I can just bounce around the Uptown area, doesn't get too crazy and can walk without worry to every bar. I do think that Topper's has stopped answering my calls though.


Well, if you would stop requesting the delivery guy from that "movie", we would send out your pie.
 
2018-09-19 10:03:34 PM  

VOCSL5: You know there's a ton of LSD free-flowing in the twin cities right now, right?

Worst possible time for it if you ask me.

Meh, maybe when the frost hits and sticks in a few weeks, shiat will calm down a bit.

What we call "Indian summer" (last heat wave - 90 degree temps - before first frost mid/late September) just happened.

The harvest moon is on the 24th - I expect various degrees of insanity up to, around, and just after then.


Free LSD?
 
2018-09-19 10:04:59 PM  

VOCSL5: You know there's a ton of LSD free-flowing in the twin cities right now, right?

Worst possible time for it if you ask me.

Meh, maybe when the frost hits and sticks in a few weeks, shiat will calm down a bit.

What we call "Indian summer" (last heat wave - 90 degree temps - before first frost mid/late September) just happened.

The harvest moon is on the 24th - I expect various degrees of insanity up to, around, and just after then.


Explains the incredible amount of crazy and stupid I've encountered  on TC metro highways and byways of late.
 
2018-09-19 10:11:49 PM  

almejita: Dibikad: Don't know what is going on in St. Paul lately, seems to be getting a little wild over there. Happy I can just bounce around the Uptown area, doesn't get too crazy and can walk without worry to every bar. I do think that Topper's has stopped answering my calls though.

Well, if you would stop requesting the delivery guy from that "movie", we would send out your pie.


Don't know the reference, but I definitely can't blame them. I should not be allowed to operate a phone if it is going on 3 a.m., whether it's to  make or call or to attempt to order online. With the former I'm positive I'm usually not making the sense I think I'm making, with the latter I'm terrified of waking up to an insane charge from unknowingly ordering multiples of things.
 
2018-09-19 10:16:32 PM  
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2018-09-19 10:16:49 PM  

almejita: Oh and The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse

I really don't the the headless horseman's horse was headless.  You ever see a chicken run around with its head cut off?

THEY CAN'T SEE MAN!


Some NSFW language.
Headless Horseman
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2018-09-19 10:25:39 PM  

VOCSL5: You know there's a ton of LSD free-flowing in the twin cities right now, right?

Worst possible time for it if you ask me.

Meh, maybe when the frost hits and sticks in a few weeks, shiat will calm down a bit.

What we call "Indian summer" (last heat wave - 90 degree temps - before first frost mid/late September) just happened.

The harvest moon is on the 24th - I expect various degrees of insanity up to, around, and just after then.


Is that LSD, man?
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2018-09-19 10:28:08 PM  

Dibikad: almejita: Dibikad: Don't know what is going on in St. Paul lately, seems to be getting a little wild over there. Happy I can just bounce around the Uptown area, doesn't get too crazy and can walk without worry to every bar. I do think that Topper's has stopped answering my calls though.

Well, if you would stop requesting the delivery guy from that "movie", we would send out your pie.

Don't know the reference, but I definitely can't blame them. I should not be allowed to operate a phone if it is going on 3 a.m., whether it's to  make or call or to attempt to order online. With the former I'm positive I'm usually not making the sense I think I'm making, with the latter I'm terrified of waking up to an insane charge from unknowingly ordering multiples of things.


Go to youPorn, search pizza delivery guy, you'll get all the references you need.

References?
 
2018-09-19 10:30:48 PM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: [hippostcard.com image 460x293]


I think the bird on the right ordered the pizza, and ordered stink bugs on half only.
 
2018-09-19 11:41:02 PM  
It's the out-of-staters coming to establish residency & collect welfare.
Either that, or someone from rural MN (meth country) came to visit (i.e. live with) his sister who works as a waitress & she's just being letting her loser brother sleep on the couch while he pretends to look for a job.
 
2018-09-20 12:12:52 AM  
The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse:
#1: You're living in an area that has pizza joints like Toppers, Pizza Luce, Punch, Italian Pie Shoppe and Green Mill all within a mile of you, and you order from PIZZA HUT?

Different strokes, I suppose, but I'd put Italian Pie Shoppe at about the same level as Pizza Slut. The pizza is moderately better, sure, but they cut it in squares. Squares, people! How are you supposed to pick up a slice of pizza if it doesn't have a bone at the back end to hang on to? Also, not a big fan of crust so thin you can read a newspaper through it.
 
2018-09-20 05:29:08 AM  

This One Guy: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse:
#1: You're living in an area that has pizza joints like Toppers, Pizza Luce, Punch, Italian Pie Shoppe and Green Mill all within a mile of you, and you order from PIZZA HUT?

Different strokes, I suppose, but I'd put Italian Pie Shoppe at about the same level as Pizza Slut. The pizza is moderately better, sure, but they cut it in squares. Squares, people! How are you supposed to pick up a slice of pizza if it doesn't have a bone at the back end to hang on to? Also, not a big fan of crust so thin you can read a newspaper through it.


Even Trump knows the answer to your little riddle.
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/yeah I am trolling. Whatta you want to do about it!
 
2018-09-20 06:43:11 AM  
dibikad - Happy I can just bounce around the Uptown area, doesn't get too crazy and can walk without worry to every bar.

Yeah, one of the whitest areas of town. There you only have to worry about corporate weasels and politicians trying to take your money. But at least their attempts are legal...

/not sure why bubble dwellers think ignoring reality makes them and theirs better than others, but if you need some idea what I am talking about... go to Uptown...
 
2018-09-20 08:06:52 AM  

Dibikad: Don't know what is going on in St. Paul lately, seems to be getting a little wild over there. Happy I can just bounce around the Uptown area, doesn't get too crazy and can walk without worry to every bar. I do think that Topper's has stopped answering my calls though.


Don't know if it's related, but the Topper's here in SLP closed, perhaps yours did as well?

/At least I have Luce, Blaze and Savoy's
//Pizza Slut is on par with Little Caesars
///Westside is bestside
 
2018-09-20 02:33:01 PM  
This guy is *really* lucky he didn't try to pull that on Hiro Protagonist....
 
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