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2018-09-19 12:50:27 PM  
The NRA is a terrorist organization.
 
2018-09-19 12:50:29 PM  
I'm hearing a lot of ambulances.
 
2018-09-19 12:50:31 PM  
The anchors in their autoplay video feed don't seem too concerned
 
2018-09-19 12:50:41 PM  
That was quite an informative video
 
2018-09-19 12:51:11 PM  
This has finally come to a middle.
 
2018-09-19 12:51:18 PM  

you are a puppet: The anchors in their autoplay video feed don't seem too concerned


Active shooter isn't an uncommon occurrence.
 
2018-09-19 12:51:45 PM  
Does he respond to "Bartleby"?
 
2018-09-19 12:52:09 PM  
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America. F*ck yeah
 
2018-09-19 12:52:13 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: I'm hearing a lot of ambulances.


Looks like a parking lot of police cars on twitter images.
 
2018-09-19 12:52:19 PM  
I think the clock is just blinking "12:00" at this point.
 
2018-09-19 12:52:22 PM  
At least someone in Wisconsin is active.
 
2018-09-19 12:52:23 PM  
Time to reset the overtime clock.
 
2018-09-19 12:53:20 PM  
RESET THE CLO--

.... better idea at this point.

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2018-09-19 12:53:23 PM  
I don't understand what I'm assuming is a sports-related joke in the headline.
 
2018-09-19 12:53:30 PM  
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2018-09-19 12:53:31 PM  
Pew pew.
 
2018-09-19 12:53:45 PM  

Oysterman: you are a puppet: The anchors in their autoplay video feed don't seem too concerned

Active shooter isn't an uncommon occurrence.


Yeah but they're laughing and talking about the weather. And one of them said "In today's top story, Teen Wolf was a great movie." And then another said "We now have breaking news, Teen Wolf Too just couldn't measure up to the greatness of the original." Okay some of that is made up, but I still think they aren't linking to the right video.
 
2018-09-19 12:54:03 PM  

pearls before swine: At least someone in Wisconsin is active.


I'm from Wisconsin and this is goddamn funny.
 
2018-09-19 12:54:11 PM  
 
2018-09-19 12:54:14 PM  
It's a few blocks from where I work. From what I read on Twitter, the shooting was at a place I interviewed for a few years ago.
 
2018-09-19 12:54:16 PM  
Last time I was in Wisconsin I was an active shooter.
Then I became an active vomiter
 
2018-09-19 12:54:42 PM  
Probably ran out of beer and had no money to get more.
 
2018-09-19 12:54:57 PM  

sephjnr: Does he respond to "Bartleby"?


Ha!

already got my ticket so I may as well laugh
 
2018-09-19 12:55:15 PM  
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2018-09-19 12:55:32 PM  
Cheeses Christ.
 
2018-09-19 12:56:04 PM  
I work in UW hospital. About an hour ago a trauma/disaster prep was announced over the PA.
 
2018-09-19 12:56:10 PM  
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
 
2018-09-19 12:56:23 PM  
Good morning Ditty!
 
2018-09-19 12:56:55 PM  

schezar: The NRA is a terrorist organization.


I think what you mean to say is liberals shouldn't own guns.
 
2018-09-19 12:57:21 PM  

lostcat: I don't understand what I'm assuming is a sports-related joke in the headline.


Green Bay Packers (Wisconsin) tied the Vikings in OT earlier this week.
 
2018-09-19 12:57:41 PM  

you are a puppet: Oysterman: you are a puppet: The anchors in their autoplay video feed don't seem too concerned

Active shooter isn't an uncommon occurrence.

Yeah but they're laughing and talking about the weather. And one of them said "In today's top story, Teen Wolf was a great movie." And then another said "We now have breaking news, Teen Wolf Too just couldn't measure up to the greatness of the original." Okay some of that is made up, but I still think they aren't linking to the right video.


The news feed is from Chicago. They may be a bit more accustomed to gunfire than suburbs of Madison

/I know not all of Chicago is under gunfire
//I also know they get the guns from Gary, IN
///3s
 
2018-09-19 12:58:02 PM  
We don't have a clock anymore. We replaced it with a sundial.

The sundial has stopped.
 
2018-09-19 12:58:15 PM  

machoprogrammer: It's a few blocks from where I work. From what I read on Twitter, the shooting was at a place I interviewed for a few years ago.


Sounds like you dodged a bul...
I can't finish that, sorry.
 
2018-09-19 12:58:17 PM  
I don't get it
 
2018-09-19 12:58:27 PM  
If that is near where I think it is, I used to work in that building.

/Only a little freaked out.
 
2018-09-19 12:58:39 PM  

eagles95: pearls before swine: At least someone in Wisconsin is active.

I'm from Wisconsin and this is goddamn funny.


In Wisconsin or On Wisconsin?
 
2018-09-19 01:00:19 PM  
 
2018-09-19 01:00:33 PM  

APO_Buddha: If that is near where I think it is, I used to work in that building.

/Only a little freaked out.


It was called Certegy for quite a while.
 
2018-09-19 01:01:13 PM  

schezar: The NRA is a terrorist organization.


This had better not be a troll.
 
2018-09-19 01:01:17 PM  

tuxq: schezar: The NRA is a terrorist organization.

I think what you mean to say is liberals shouldn't own guns.


No, what we're saying is that you're unfit to own them.  Your post in this thread is evidence
 
2018-09-19 01:01:23 PM  

Oreminer: machoprogrammer: It's a few blocks from where I work. From what I read on Twitter, the shooting was at a place I interviewed for a few years ago.

Sounds like you dodged a bul...
I can't finish that, sorry.


I loled. They didn't hire me and I got a much better job after so...
 
2018-09-19 01:01:31 PM  

HairyTwatter: I don't get it


Ah, related to sportsball from this weekend.  I think I understand meow.
 
2018-09-19 01:02:22 PM  
Is it the change where they are calling defenses for 12 men on the field pre-snap now? That one doesn't make me want to shoot anyone but, why?
 
2018-09-19 01:02:24 PM  

schezar: The NRA is a terrorist organization.



Post ignorant statements often?
 
2018-09-19 01:02:46 PM  
Coming up: lots of petulant Farkers express indignant anger that politicians won't forcefully confiscate inanimate objects from law-abiding people.
 
2018-09-19 01:02:50 PM  

APO_Buddha: If that is near where I think it is, I used to work in that building.

/Only a little freaked out.


Paradigm building.
 
2018-09-19 01:03:08 PM  
Link has been updated with a better story.
 
2018-09-19 01:03:22 PM  

someonelse: The woman's scream at about the 1:00 mark of the video. Ugh. https://www.nbc15.com/content/new​s/Police-respond-to-shots-fired-on-wes​t-side-493725551.html


jesus that's awful
 
2018-09-19 01:03:22 PM  

gretzkyscores: Coming up: lots of petulant Farkers express indignant anger that politicians won't forcefully confiscate inanimate objects from law-abiding people.


If this asshole got his weapons legally I am going to be pissed.
 
2018-09-19 01:03:47 PM  
PACKERS WIN THE SUPERBOWL
 
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