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(Action News Jacksonville)   Today, in conversations that could have happened: Florida woman- "I want you to kill my husband." Hit man- "What are you paying?" Florida woman- "I have a cute earring." Hit man- "I don't care how well you hear"   ( actionnewsjax.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Criminal law, undercover officer, husband, undercover officer money, Police, undercover JSO officer, Crimes, Duval County Jail  
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2018-09-19 05:58:22 PM  
"I'd kill him myself, but I have acute angina."

"Well, that's good.  Because your boobs are kind of lopsided."
 
2018-09-19 08:39:03 PM  
Is it ever really a hit man?  It's always an undercover cop, unless you're in the mob or dictator of a third world nation.
 
2018-09-19 08:41:26 PM  
She looks like she might have diminished cranial capacity.
 
2018-09-19 08:44:43 PM  
On the plus side she won't have to deal with his crap anymore.
 
2018-09-19 08:47:31 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: She looks like she might have diminished cranial capacity.


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2018-09-19 08:47:52 PM  
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2018-09-19 08:48:31 PM  

kermit the forg: Is it ever really a hit man?  It's always an undercover cop, unless you're in the mob or dictator of a third world nation.


^^^^ This x 1,000,000,000
 
2018-09-19 08:52:41 PM  

kermit the forg: Is it ever really a hit man?  It's always an undercover cop, unless you're in the mob or dictator of a third world nation.


You only hear about the ones that get caught.
 
2018-09-19 08:53:34 PM  

kermit the forg: Is it ever really a hit man?  It's always an undercover cop, unless you're in the mob or dictator of a third world nation.


The hit man is always a cop.  The hot street hooker is always a cop.
Oh, and it's never Lupus.
 
2018-09-19 08:54:25 PM  
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2018-09-19 09:00:06 PM  
Never date a woman with a chest tattoo!
 
2018-09-19 09:00:09 PM  

kermit the forg: Is it ever really a hit man?  It's always an undercover cop, unless you're in the mob or dictator of a third world nation.


Well, every hitman can't be a cop, since cops are also busy online pretending to be 14 year old girls looking for sex with older men.
 
2018-09-19 09:09:58 PM  
Twenty nine???? Mileage I guess...
 
2018-09-19 09:10:14 PM  

kermit the forg: Is it ever really a hit man?  It's always an undercover cop, unless you're in the mob or dictator of a third world nation.


Not since Soldier of Fortune did away with such personal ads.
 
2018-09-19 09:16:20 PM  
I was told that there would be no meth!
 
2018-09-19 09:20:08 PM  

SBinRR: kermit the forg: Is it ever really a hit man?  It's always an undercover cop, unless you're in the mob or dictator of a third world nation.

The hit man is always a cop.  The hot street hooker is always a cop.
Oh, and it's never Lupus.


Maybe not ALWAYS a cop, but every hit man who accepts your jewelry as payment is a cop.
 
2018-09-19 09:39:19 PM  
I always expect this to be about my father and wife # whatever. Always disappointed.
 
2018-09-19 09:47:51 PM  
Holy shiat.  I saw the wedding picture and thought it was someone I knew.  After seeing other picture and her name, it's not, but damn had me going for a second.   I'll have to show her this article and tell her she has a crazy twin.
 
2018-09-19 09:58:50 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: AverageAmericanGuy: She looks like she might have diminished cranial capacity.

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"I see that comment..."


She mad.
 
2018-09-19 10:00:08 PM  
Just get a divorce. Your stuff ain't worth killing over, and yes, you fncked him, you get to deal with custody issues.
 
2018-09-19 10:13:09 PM  

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I need to rewatch that movie.
 
2018-09-19 10:21:41 PM  
He: "Airy, isn't it."
She: "Wot did you hexpect? Hostrich feathers?"
 
2018-09-19 10:22:14 PM  

Teufelaffe: toraque: [Youtube QfeH-OUP_Vk image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/QfeH-OUP​_Vk]

I need to rewatch that movie.


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2018-09-19 10:23:27 PM  
"It's sad that she had to go this extreme," Harnage said. "I don't know what's happened since I've seen her."

She hadto go to this extreme?

Sounds like they know something, or at least have ideas about their relationship. Shame the article doesn't mention an m.o..
 
2018-09-19 10:24:23 PM  

labman: Holy shiat.  I saw the wedding picture and thought it was someone I knew.  After seeing other picture and her name, it's not, but damn had me going for a second.   I'll have to show her this article and tell her she has a crazy twin.


I'd caution against that, your friend might actually be crazier...
 
2018-09-19 10:25:45 PM  

thedingoatemybaby: Twenty nine???? Mileage I guess...


Mug shots are typically immune to photogenics.
 
2018-09-19 10:49:24 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: thedingoatemybaby: Twenty nine???? Mileage I guess...

Mug shots are typically immune to photogenics.


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2018-09-19 11:11:35 PM  

Man with the Red Eyes: Cthulhu Theory: thedingoatemybaby: Twenty nine???? Mileage I guess...

Mug shots are typically immune to photogenics.

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I said typicallydamnit!
 
2018-09-20 12:14:11 AM  

kermit the forg: Is it ever really a hit man?  It's always an undercover cop, unless you're in the mob or dictator of a third world nation.


There are two groups that are *always* cops. Hitmen, and girls on the Internet.
 
2018-09-20 05:05:10 AM  

Cthulhu Theory: "It's sad that she had to go this extreme," Harnage said. "I don't know what's happened since I've seen her."

She hadto go to this extreme?

Sounds like they know something, or at least have ideas about their relationship. Shame the article doesn't mention an m.o..


It is interesting.  I did a search on the article and found no instances of the word "sociopath" at all.

Guess he was asking for it.
 
2018-09-20 06:35:57 AM  
If you are going to marry a stripper, make sure you are poor.
 
2018-09-20 07:41:04 AM  
I'd like to see a story where a woman contacts an undercover cop in an effort to hire someone to kill her husband and that the offer she makes is so good that the undercover cop then goes and kills the husband.
 
2018-09-20 10:21:14 AM  

runwiz: I'd like to see a story where a woman contacts an undercover cop in an effort to hire someone to kill her husband and that the offer she makes is so good that the undercover cop then goes and kills the husband.


Three days later.

"Hey, has anyone seen runwiz?  They haven't been posting on Fark lately.  I wonder what happened?"
 
2018-09-20 02:06:04 PM  

AngryDragon: Cthulhu Theory: "It's sad that she had to go this extreme," Harnage said. "I don't know what's happened since I've seen her."

She hadto go to this extreme?

Sounds like they know something, or at least have ideas about their relationship. Shame the article doesn't mention an m.o..

It is interesting.  I did a search on the article and found no instances of the word "sociopath" at all.

Guess he was asking for it.


Well, I mean he is a straight white male.

Just look at him with all that smug privilege in their wedding photo, just waiting to oppress her with his patriarchal, misogynist, matrimonial heel.
 
2018-09-20 02:26:26 PM  
Stupid question: exactly what *were* the earrings? I mean, there were no, say, diamonds, on them, were there?
 
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