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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Today, in poorly written local news: "At one point, Lewis is seen shoving the heavy Apple display down an escalator, while people were riding on it"   ( kiro7.com) divider line
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2018-09-19 07:37:00 PM  
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2018-09-19 10:17:07 PM  
Riding on the Apple Display or the Escalator? Apple Display is funnier. I am just saying.
 
2018-09-19 10:17:59 PM  
Technically correct grammar. The most recent matching noun is "escalator".
 
2018-09-19 10:21:00 PM  
Captain Kangaroo!

What? He's dead. Pity. But I love the look-alike.
 
2018-09-19 10:21:16 PM  
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2018-09-19 10:22:23 PM  
Except that I didn't realize it was talking about an Apple product display stand and not an Apple monitor, that wasn't very difficult to parse.

People ride escalators. They don't ride Apple displays.
 
2018-09-19 10:22:44 PM  
If only there was a street magician on hand to soothe his savage breast....
 
2018-09-19 10:30:23 PM  
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It's works. I like the big drain of death at the bottom.
 
2018-09-19 10:30:48 PM  
WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!
 
2018-09-19 10:31:31 PM  
Something something uncle Jack something horse.

/oblig
 
2018-09-19 10:34:58 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Except that I didn't realize it was talking about an Apple product display stand and not an Apple monitor, that wasn't very difficult to parse.

People ride escalators. They don't ride Apple displays.


Evan Peters Shows Off His TV-Humping Skills - CONAN on TBS
Youtube ZRCrJSVzR3I

I know it's a little skinny and pale, but I'm sure he'd hit it.
 
2018-09-19 10:40:40 PM  
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2018-09-19 10:48:04 PM  

zang: AverageAmericanGuy: Except that I didn't realize it was talking about an Apple product display stand and not an Apple monitor, that wasn't very difficult to parse.

People ride escalators. They don't ride Apple displays.

[YouTube video: Evan Peters Shows Off His TV-Humping Skills - CONAN on TBS]
I know it's a little skinny and pale, but I'm sure he'd hit it.


Unless the display was on the escalator..
But then.. where's the freaking video?
 
2018-09-19 11:16:32 PM  
He should have to answer to Apple, Inc. for this act of terrorism.
 
2018-09-19 11:29:28 PM  
So the guy had to actually destroy the same store three times before the police actually get off their butts and do something about it?
 
2018-09-19 11:37:51 PM  
I'm a Grammer Nazi and the only thing I'd change is to remove the last comma. The meaning is obvious.

/kidding: "grammar"
//how many will not read the slashie & correct me?
 
2018-09-20 12:27:18 AM  
Ah, the Seattle Freeze at work.
 
2018-09-20 01:26:41 AM  
stupid video
two ditsys behind news desk 'specially the guy)
crappy shot of red ball across the street
some old fart with a convertible car
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2018-09-20 05:43:51 AM  
Ah yes, the fruitful garden that fell off the tree of life among the Pike and 3rd ave (aka The Blade).

Straws and takeout utensils illegal? Top priority Ms. Durkan!

Rehab and mental health services in arguably one of the most weathy cities in the world? No, sorry, that's a bit too invasive for our tastes.

/even the industrial alleys of Bmore at night were cleaner and safer
//same as DC
///and 98% of lower Manhattan near the ports
////fourth slashy becuse a person was killed from a stray bullet from common gunfire in my neighborhood today and getting sick of yo shiat KCSO
 
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