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(Twitter)   One of those tweets that may or may not be true, but we all absolutely believe that some variation of this is going on in the Oval Office right now   ( twitter.com) divider line
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6597 clicks; posted to Politics » on 14 Sep 2018 at 9:22 PM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-09-14 08:00:04 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2018-09-14 08:05:11 PM  
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2018-09-14 08:05:15 PM  
1971 American Tourister 'Gorilla' Commercial
Youtube 8C-e96m4730
 
2018-09-14 08:07:33 PM  
Seems legit.
 
2018-09-14 08:09:32 PM  
Please let there be video
Please let there be video
Please let there be video
Please let there be video
 
2018-09-14 08:09:44 PM  
Gawd, what a child!
 
2018-09-14 08:13:37 PM  

Bob Falfa: Please let there be video
Please let there be video
Please let there be video
Please let there be video


Omarosa maybe quit too soon
 
2018-09-14 08:13:58 PM  
I don't fully believe it, but I sure hope it!
 
2018-09-14 08:14:49 PM  

Mad Scientist: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/8C-e96m4​730]


Cadbury Gorilla - In The Air Tonight (Extended Mix)
Youtube wHjieD6CTYs
 
2018-09-14 08:24:56 PM  
Kinda hard to grip and throw things around with such tiny hands.  Not sure if I believe.
 
2018-09-14 08:34:34 PM  

Close2TheEdge: Kinda hard to grip and throw things around with such tiny hands.  Not sure if I believe.


And he's too weak to walk a quarter mile, I doubt he's doing too much damage with what he can grasp.
 
2018-09-14 08:36:36 PM  

Close2TheEdge: Kinda hard to grip and throw things around with such tiny hands.  Not sure if I believe.


Maybe pen caps.  Small paper clips.  Maybe miniature marshmallows if he is using both hands.
 
2018-09-14 08:40:55 PM  
Oh if he does serious damage to some immensely precious and valuable object, can we get charges pressed on him for destruction of government property?  Like if he flips the Resolute Desk and it cracks in half?
 
2018-09-14 08:41:36 PM  

mrshowrules: Close2TheEdge: Kinda hard to grip and throw things around with such tiny hands.  Not sure if I believe.

Maybe pen caps.  Small paper clips.  Maybe miniature marshmallows if he is using both hands.


Rudy, kick over that wastebasket for me.
 
2018-09-14 08:41:40 PM  

Mad Scientist: [Youtube 8C-e96m4730 image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/8C-e96m4​730]


I loved that commercial.
 
2018-09-14 08:41:44 PM  

mrshowrules: Close2TheEdge: Kinda hard to grip and throw things around with such tiny hands.  Not sure if I believe.

Maybe pen caps.  Small paper clips.  Maybe miniature marshmallows if he is using both hands.


I could spend hours watching a clip in my mind of Trump throwing mini marshmallows at Sanders and her catching them in her mouth.

"I hit your eye! It's all wonky!"
"Sir, that's just how i am"
"GAAAAAAHHH!!" *throws handfuls of marshmallows at her*
 
2018-09-14 08:43:50 PM  

mrshowrules: Maybe pen caps


Have you ever been hit with a big assed pen thrown at high speed?

No, me either, but I bet that would hurt.

Not as much as a tactical nuclear weapon, of course, but let's not plant any ideas.
 
2018-09-14 08:51:48 PM  
I bet Kelly has a tranq gun with darts that are composed of Ativan, nitroglycerin, and touch of ketamine.
 
2018-09-14 08:59:47 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 500x281]


The Trump administration is imploding pretty quickly. Are you confident you have enough GIFs in your library to capture it all appropriately?
 
2018-09-14 09:03:43 PM  

Pinnacle Point: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 500x281]

The Trump administration is imploding pretty quickly. Are you confident you have enough GIFs in your library to capture it all appropriately?


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2018-09-14 09:04:42 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: Pinnacle Point: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 500x281]

The Trump administration is imploding pretty quickly. Are you confident you have enough GIFs in your library to capture it all appropriately?

[img.fark.net image 432x270]


So do you have one for if the Pee Tape leaks?
 
2018-09-14 09:04:44 PM  
When the Trump movie is made, there will finally be a worthy successor to Downfall for parody videos.
 
2018-09-14 09:05:27 PM  

theflatline: I bet Kelly has a tranq gun with darts that are composed of Ativan, nitroglycerin, and touch of ketamine.


And he appears to have used them on several occasions.
 
2018-09-14 09:06:10 PM  

null: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: Pinnacle Point: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 500x281]

The Trump administration is imploding pretty quickly. Are you confident you have enough GIFs in your library to capture it all appropriately?

[img.fark.net image 432x270]

So do you have one for if the Pee Tape leaks?


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2018-09-14 09:06:17 PM  

OdradekRex: When the Trump movie is made, there will finally be a worthy successor to Downfall for parody videos.


Only if Alec Baldwin plays the lead.
 
2018-09-14 09:06:49 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: theflatline: I bet Kelly has a tranq gun with darts that are composed of Ativan, nitroglycerin, and touch of ketamine.

And he appears to have used them on several occasions.


Sometimes even on someone other than himself I imagine.
 
2018-09-14 09:12:02 PM  

null: Oh if he does serious damage to some immensely precious and valuable object, can we get charges pressed on him for destruction of government property?  Like if he flips the Resolute Desk and it cracks in half?


That man would be lucky to flip his phone without throwing a disc.  Exerting enough force to shift something like the Resolute Desk is beyond him.
 
2018-09-14 09:16:13 PM  
Love to greenlight Twitter fanfic.
 
2018-09-14 09:21:11 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 500x281]


You're a treasure
 
2018-09-14 09:23:23 PM  
We won't know for sure until the lucky unwitting few publish their memoirs a couple of years from now, but I expect that's pretty close to the truth.
 
2018-09-14 09:24:28 PM  
Goddamn, there is a Bo Burnham gif for everything.
 
2018-09-14 09:25:36 PM  
Speaking of throwing things...

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2018-09-14 09:26:27 PM  

PainInTheASP: We won't know for sure until the lucky unwitting few publish their memoirs a couple of years from now, but I expect that's pretty close to the truth.


Unless this is a major cerebral event. They won't be able to hide that for long.
 
2018-09-14 09:27:46 PM  
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2018-09-14 09:28:47 PM  

vrax: Speaking of throwing things...

[img.fark.net image 336x336]


*sniff*
That's so beautiful.
 
2018-09-14 09:29:03 PM  
With Manafort turned State's evidence, there are only a couple more people between Trump and Mueller.  It's gonna go quick.

/and be super awesome
 
2018-09-14 09:29:13 PM  

vrax: Speaking of throwing things...

[img.fark.net image 336x336]


OMFG, that's beautiful.
 
2018-09-14 09:29:32 PM  
Trump is low energy... he yells something, feebly knocks something of his desk.
Sits down to catch his breath.
Wanders off, remembers he's angry
Repeats the process
 
2018-09-14 09:29:32 PM  
Once again, the problem isn't necessarily that it's true, but that it's so easy to believe it's true.

If this was about Obama nobody would believe it for a second.

Dotard is despicable in pretty much every way imaginable.
 
2018-09-14 09:29:43 PM  
Maybe Trump will stroke out and/or have a massive heart attack. He would then leave his adult children pardonless.
 
2018-09-14 09:29:47 PM  

jso2897: PainInTheASP: We won't know for sure until the lucky unwitting few publish their memoirs a couple of years from now, but I expect that's pretty close to the truth.

Unless this is a major cerebral event. They won't be able to hide that for long.


Can't have a stroke if there's no blood going to your brain anyway.
 
2018-09-14 09:29:48 PM  
No evidence, but still totally believable!
 
2018-09-14 09:30:01 PM  
Oh, ffs.
 
2018-09-14 09:31:05 PM  
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2018-09-14 09:31:40 PM  
Maddow's show is pretty on point tonight.  Does Trump watch MSNBC?
 
2018-09-14 09:32:12 PM  

J_Kushner: Trump is low energy... he yells something, feebly knocks something of his desk.
Sits down to catch his breath.
Wanders off, remembers he's angry
Repeats the process


Wasn't there a rumor at one point that he was pissed and desperately tried to tip his desk over but couldn't budge it?

/Trump can't budget either
//six bankruptcies
 
2018-09-14 09:32:59 PM  

JerseyTim: Love to greenlight Twitter fanfic.


You'll get over it.
 
2018-09-14 09:33:53 PM  
Without corroboration I can't believe it.

But I really want it to be true.
 
2018-09-14 09:33:57 PM  
Live pictures from the presidential limo:

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2018-09-14 09:35:11 PM  

Psychohazard: Maddow's show is pretty on point tonight.  Does Trump watch MSNBC?


If he's watching TV right now, it'll be Hannity.
 
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