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(uInterview)   Justin Bieber marries Hailey Baldwin - world sighs in relief   ( uinterview.com) divider line
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2540 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 14 Sep 2018 at 6:35 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-09-14 05:49:52 PM  
Ugh. They may reproduce.
 
2018-09-14 05:49:56 PM  
1curr?
 
2018-09-14 05:51:25 PM  
So, the divorce will be in two months, then?
 
2018-09-14 05:52:31 PM  

doglover: 1curr?


No.
No1curr.
Lots of Jesus in his post, too.
 
2018-09-14 05:53:32 PM  
Hailey is an odd name for a man.
 
2018-09-14 05:54:33 PM  
Justin Bieber will have Stephen Baldwin as a father-in-law? That's a lot of suck for such a confined family. They're going to get into Kardashian territory pretty soon.
 
2018-09-14 05:58:59 PM  
Not a newsflash subby. Not even news. Entertainment maybe. Then again, who gives a shiat.
 
2018-09-14 06:04:37 PM  
-1 for using the news flash tag for this shiat.
 
2018-09-14 06:07:42 PM  

SurfaceTension: Justin Bieber will have Stephen Baldwin as a father-in-law? That's a lot of suck for such a confined family. They're going to get into Kardashian territory pretty soon.


And now, Alec Baldwin's got Justin Bieber for a nephew-in-law.  That could be fun.
 
2018-09-14 06:18:21 PM  
BiebWIN
/Got nothing
 
2018-09-14 06:41:52 PM  
HailBieber!
 
2018-09-14 06:44:20 PM  
Now he can lose his virginity.
 
2018-09-14 06:48:03 PM  
Speaking as a Canuck, I would like to take this chance to apologize to all American Farkers for this noob.

/Just glad he's no longer in this country tho........

/Did I just say that out loud?

/Oh well, WTF
 
2018-09-14 07:00:14 PM  
huh?
 
2018-09-14 07:00:28 PM  

raerae1980: So, the divorce will be in two months, then?


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2018-09-14 07:24:37 PM  
Next week on divorce court...
 
2018-09-14 07:31:09 PM  
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2018-09-14 07:35:02 PM  
LOL, goes he have to deal with Alec at family functions? That will be golden.
 
2018-09-14 07:38:45 PM  

SurfaceTension: Justin Bieber will have Stephen Baldwin as a father-in-law? That's a lot of suck for such a confined family. They're going to get into Kardashian territory pretty soon.


As much as Stephen Baldwin is a mentally handicapped train wreck it's not like Bieber's dad is any great prize. He's basically like those burnouts from high school who always hung out at the back of the school smoking weed and couldn't even pass shop, but in an adult's body with an Ed Hardy wrapper.
 
2018-09-14 07:49:29 PM  
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2018-09-14 07:59:35 PM  
What are the odds she's pregnant?
 
2018-09-14 08:56:50 PM  

texdent: What are the odds she's pregnant?


Higher than the odds he is.

/what do I win now??
 
2018-09-14 09:02:02 PM  

SurfaceTension: Justin Bieber will have Stephen Baldwin as a father-in-law? That's a lot of suck for such a confined family. They're going to get into Kardashian territory pretty soon.


Stephen is responsible for this whole thing.
Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin first meet in 2009.
Youtube mZQV6b5UiDA
 
2018-09-14 09:10:51 PM  
Beiber? He hardly knows her!
 
2018-09-14 09:16:45 PM  
I saw an article that referred to Bieb as "sentient shower shoe." I chuckled.
 
2018-09-14 09:21:57 PM  
He's prettier than she is.
 
2018-09-14 09:28:43 PM  
The world may not have sighed in relief but I'm pretty sure Selena did.
 
2018-09-14 09:39:07 PM  

bobobolinskii: Speaking as a Canuck, I would like to take this chance to apologize to all American Farkers for this noob.

/Just glad he's no longer in this country tho........

/Did I just say that out loud?

/Oh well, WTF


Please take back Drake.


All will be forgiven.


/can we keep Shatner?
 
2018-09-14 09:46:20 PM  

Supadope: Ugh. They may reproduce.


Don't be silly. Lesbians can't do that without a sperm donor.
 
2018-09-14 10:07:23 PM  
They're registered at Hollister and Spencer's.
 
2018-09-14 10:07:58 PM  
898 days until he turns 27.
 
2018-09-14 10:13:32 PM  
The only positive thing is it'll be another excuse for Ralph Garman to rail against him on Hollywood Babble On

Hollywood Babble-On Justin Bieber Theme
Youtube T5ScwtC00sI


/NSFW language
 
2018-09-14 10:14:29 PM  
"I see no reason to wait. When you know it's right, it's right," Baldwin told The Cut

I give them to next Tuesday.
 
2018-09-14 10:30:20 PM  
They are not married.
 
2018-09-14 10:52:32 PM  
Again, if you can't grow a beard, marry one.
 
2018-09-14 10:58:52 PM  
 
2018-09-14 11:12:16 PM  

xitnode: http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/14/justin-​b​ieber-hailey-baldwin-marriage-license-​pregnant-canada/


Canada is pregnant? How is that even possible
 
2018-09-14 11:17:04 PM  

texdent: xitnode: http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/14/justin-b​ieber-hailey-baldwin-marriage-license-​pregnant-canada/

Canada is pregnant? How is that even possible


When a mommy country and a daddy country love each other very much...
 
2018-09-14 11:27:20 PM  
 
2018-09-14 11:54:17 PM  

texdent: xitnode: http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/14/justin-b​ieber-hailey-baldwin-marriage-license-​pregnant-canada/

Canada is pregnant? How is that even possible


You see, when two countries love each other very much......
 
2018-09-15 12:05:35 AM  

SurfaceTension: Justin Bieber will have Stephen Baldwin as a father-in-law? That's a lot of suck for such a confined family. They're going to get into Kardashian territory pretty soon.


They should have an Anchor Man style street fight.
 
2018-09-15 12:56:06 AM  

SurfaceTension: Justin Bieber will have Stephen Baldwin as a father-in-law? That's a lot of suck for such a confined family. They're going to get into Kardashian territory pretty soon.


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2018-09-15 01:37:48 AM  
I give him a week
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2018-09-15 04:10:39 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: "I see no reason to wait. When you know it's right, it's right," Baldwin told The Cut

I give them to next Tuesday.


See U there
 
2018-09-15 08:10:18 AM  

JediKangaroo: 898 days until he turns 27.


My first gut-laugh of the day.  Well done!
 
2018-09-15 08:19:18 AM  
In before some liberal with a stick up their ass calls this thread misogynistic and homophobic for folks calling bieber a girl or gay.

\liberal
\\gay
\\\feminist male
\\\\can take a joke
 
2018-09-15 09:52:18 AM  

Supadope: Ugh. They may reproduce.


Canada,

Genetically speaking, these kids would need their maple syrup and poutine shots.  Please don't screw up.
 
2018-09-15 11:48:05 AM  
I really don't believe in marriage. Maybe as a business arrangement, but I hope these kids make it work.
 
2018-09-15 12:07:16 PM  
Good. All those irritating Bieber fans will now get pissed and hopefully move on
 
2018-09-15 12:31:16 PM  

max_pooper: texdent: xitnode: http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/14/justin-b​ieber-hailey-baldwin-marriage-license-​pregnant-canada/

Canada is pregnant? How is that even possible

When a mommy country and a daddy country love each other very much...


Motherland Russia and Fatherland German would probably make one very serious, does not play well with others country.
 
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