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2018-09-14 04:05:24 PM  
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I can imagine Mueller and Co. with a broom handle banging on the ceiling, telling him to keep the music down.
 
2018-09-14 04:11:31 PM  
Mr. Rogers It's a Beautiful Day in This Neighborhood
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2018-09-14 04:12:38 PM  
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2018-09-14 04:14:33 PM  
Mueller won't move in. But he may store some obscure electronic devices.
 
2018-09-14 04:20:43 PM  
Give it to FEMA, and have them house Puerto Rican hurricane evacuees there.
 
2018-09-14 04:23:30 PM  
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2018-09-14 04:25:10 PM  

OdradekRex: Give it to FEMA, and have them house Puerto Rican hurricane evacuees there.


Make it the new operation center for the 12, 17, 210 angry Democrats going after him.
 
2018-09-14 04:25:43 PM  
I would watch that sitcom.
 
2018-09-14 04:26:27 PM  
He's even made money on his investigation. He really is the opposite of trump.
 
2018-09-14 04:28:48 PM  
The value of Manafort's trump tower apartment unit is worth $2.5 million to 2.7 million with a 3 million dollar mortgage. So not really a surprise he wants to get rid of a property that is underwater. Manafort had tried to claim it was worth $6 million and a good laugh was had by all involved.
 
2018-09-14 04:30:36 PM  
James Comey should buy that Trump tower condo when it goes up for auction.
 
2018-09-14 04:34:00 PM  
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2018-09-14 04:35:23 PM  
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2018-09-14 04:36:24 PM  
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2018-09-14 04:38:17 PM  
How bad is it that you have to surrender $46 mil. ?

/it's that bad.
 
2018-09-14 04:38:24 PM  
I don't see this changing anything, Mueller's been in Trump's kitchen for a yeah and a half already.
 
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2018-09-14 04:39:07 PM  
To be fair I can see why Manafort doesn't want to move back into trump Tower...
 
2018-09-14 04:40:44 PM  
if he didn't commit a rime, why does he have to give up his money?
If he did commit a crime, why isn't his scumbag ass in prison doing hard time right the fark now?
 
2018-09-14 04:41:39 PM  

Xai: To be fair I can see why Manafort doesn't want to move back into trump Tower...


Increased likelihood if a deadly freak garbage disposal accident I assume.
 
2018-09-14 04:42:36 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: I don't see this changing anything, Mueller's been in Trump's kitchen for a yeah and a half already.


Obama turned over the keys to the microwave? 
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2018-09-14 04:43:14 PM  
The Odd Couple theme song
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2018-09-14 04:43:51 PM  
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2018-09-14 04:44:01 PM  
Yup. Bobby just got himself into a conflict of interest predicament. Sucks, but true.

/Trust me. I'm a loyyer.
 
2018-09-14 04:45:39 PM  
Sublet it to a blind couple.
 
2018-09-14 04:45:42 PM  

vudukungfu: if he didn't commit a rime, why does he have to give up his money?
If he did commit a crime, why isn't his scumbag ass in prison doing hard time right the fark now?


Prison is exactly where he is at the moment. He isn't going to walk scot-free.
 
2018-09-14 04:46:55 PM  
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2018-09-14 04:47:02 PM  
"PICKLES, THE SUBPOENA IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!"

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2018-09-14 04:47:33 PM  
The Special Counsel's calls are coming from INSIDE TRUMP TOWER!!!!


/I love this movie!
 
2018-09-14 04:47:45 PM  
"Why would I want that? It's going to be worthless soon."
 
2018-09-14 04:47:48 PM  
Manafort is surrendering an estimated $46 million worth of cash and real estate as part of his plea deal.


Even with Donnie's bullshiat tweet about the cost of the investigation costing $28M, this exercise is proving profitable, in more ways than one.
 
2018-09-14 04:48:32 PM  

fragMasterFlash: James Comey should buy that Trump tower condo when it goes up for auction.


Are you kidding? Bleh.  It's all cheap Formica and Pergo.  Like everything Drumph, beauty is only a coat of paint deep.
 
2018-09-14 04:48:55 PM  

Ivo Shandor: I would watch that sitcom.


"Could you BE any more colluding?"
 
2018-09-14 04:49:31 PM  
So who plays Manaflipped in the movie? My money is on Travolta. Oldman for trump, and an Oscar caliber, rare dramatic role for Danny McBride as Bannon.
 
2018-09-14 04:49:44 PM  
"Take my Trump Tower apartment instead of my money," Manafort tells Mueller, "Because that apartment ain't gonna be worth much in the future."

=Smidge=
 
2018-09-14 04:52:03 PM  

imapirate: So who plays Manaflipped in the movie? My money is on Travolta. Oldman for trump, and an Oscar caliber, rare dramatic role for Danny McBride as Bannon.


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This is Shooter's tour!
 
2018-09-14 04:52:58 PM  
It would be awesome if Mueller set up shop in Trump Tower. That kind of stress would only add to Trump's breakdown. He couldn't even go "home" where his gilded furniture and mirrors are.

Doesn't at least one of the Trump spawnlings still live in Trump Tower? Remember Mueller and Jr. at the same airport gate a few weeks ago? Would suck to have him hanging around your HOUSE.

And isn't the break-in at the Watergate what ultimately felled Nixon? If Trump and his goons knew Mueller was set up in Trump Tower, how long would they be able to resist going in and having a look around (which Mueller would be expecting, of course)?
 
2018-09-14 04:54:51 PM  

Albino Squid: vudukungfu: if he didn't commit a rime, why does he have to give up his money?
If he did commit a crime, why isn't his scumbag ass in prison doing hard time right the fark now?

Prison is exactly where he is at the moment. He isn't going to walk scot-free.


and unless he really makes mueller happy, prison is where he'll stay. 17.5 years is the minimum sentence he can receive in the agreement.  It's in his best interest to squeal and soon.  If he gets released on bond in the future you know he's given Mueller  the goods on the rest of them.  no info, no freedom.  Mueller really put the screws to him.
 
2018-09-14 04:57:09 PM  

Albino Squid: vudukungfu: if he didn't commit a rime, why does he have to give up his money?
If he did commit a crime, why isn't his scumbag ass in prison doing hard time right the fark now?

Prison is exactly where he is at the moment. He isn't going to walk scot-free.


Probably he is currently in jail.

You typically only get sent to prison once you have recieved a sentence in excess of a year (exact time period varies between jurisdictions). While on trial and awaiting sentence (or for short sentences) you stay in jail.
 
2018-09-14 04:57:34 PM  
I finally worked out why Trump loves investing in condominiums.

He obviously gets confused with the times he needs to ask for "Condoms- Minimum."
 
2018-09-14 04:57:42 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: imapirate: So who plays Manaflipped in the movie? My money is on Travolta. Oldman for trump, and an Oscar caliber, rare dramatic role for Danny McBride as Bannon.

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This is Shooter's tour!


Wow lol. That is just too perfect.
 
2018-09-14 04:58:19 PM  

wademh: Mueller won't move in. But he may store some obscure electronic devices.


Like a new wi-fi that shows up in the building saying "FBI Surveillance Van". . .and it isn't a joke?
 
2018-09-14 05:00:03 PM  

Smidge204: "Take my Trump Tower apartment instead of my money," Manafort tells Mueller, "Because that apartment ain't gonna be worth much in the future."

=Smidge=


He doesn't have any money anymore. The feds took $25 million in asset forfeiture after the indictment last year, and the IRS is about to go to town on that $16 million tax fraud after his Va. conviction. He was also convicted of having an illegal foreign account, so he has to assume the feds know about any other accounts with offshore cash and the undeclared income they contain, so, for all intents and purposes, that cash doesn't exist anymore to him.

He was going to lose his properties to pay his debts, interest, and penalties. Taking a plea means the feds are only taking 3 instead of 4, leaving his family something to sell instead of leaving them penniless.
 
2018-09-14 05:01:01 PM  

imapirate: KiwDaWabbit: imapirate: So who plays Manaflipped in the movie? My money is on Travolta. Oldman for trump, and an Oscar caliber, rare dramatic role for Danny McBride as Bannon.

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This is Shooter's tour!

Wow lol. That is just too perfect.


I actually backed my way into this whole article entitled Casting the Donald Trump Movie from over two years ago, and it's prettay prettay prettay good.
 
2018-09-14 05:02:19 PM  
Pathetic libs and their 13 angry democrats stealing hard earn money from someone more successful than them.  Typical LIBS!  Always putting the hard working down!
 
2018-09-14 05:02:23 PM  

eurotrader: The value of Manafort's trump tower apartment unit is worth $2.5 million to 2.7 million with a 3 million dollar mortgage. So not really a surprise he wants to get rid of a property that is underwater. Manafort had tried to claim it was worth $6 million and a good laugh was had by all involved.


Underwater and unsellable.

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2018-09-14 05:03:12 PM  

imapirate: So who plays Manaflipped in the movie? My money is on Travolta. Oldman for trump, and an Oscar caliber, rare dramatic role for Danny McBride as Bannon.


Nope. Two Scoops is the role Rosie O'Donnell was born to play.

Two Scoops' reaction to her Oscar speech will be epic.
 
2018-09-14 05:06:57 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: imapirate: KiwDaWabbit: imapirate: So who plays Manaflipped in the movie? My money is on Travolta. Oldman for trump, and an Oscar caliber, rare dramatic role for Danny McBride as Bannon.

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This is Shooter's tour!

Wow lol. That is just too perfect.

I actually backed my way into this whole article entitled Casting the Donald Trump Movie from over two years ago, and it's prettay prettay prettay good.


Yeah they did

The Half-Scoop and Cohen casting is farking spot on
 
2018-09-14 05:09:14 PM  

ox45tallboy: I can imagine Mueller and Co. with a broom handle banging on the ceiling, telling him to keep the music down.


Trend in Dallas is to deal with your upstairs neighbor in a much more direct way.
 
2018-09-14 05:09:39 PM  
Christopher Walken has a lot of Trump potential
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2018-09-14 05:09:48 PM  
Since it's still in Trump Tower, what's to stop Jr., I'M ERIC, or someone else in the Trump Org from just repossessing the property?
 
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