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(KGUN 9 Tucson)   Sorry, but your Real Doll™ does not qualify you to use the HOV lane   ( kgun9.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, HOV lane violators, Traffic, Road, Driving, Traffic law, DPS trooper, L-202 Red Mountain, fake passenger  
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4650 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Sep 2018 at 2:20 PM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-09-14 01:46:02 PM  
Dammit [redacted].
 
2018-09-14 01:52:29 PM  
Larry David did it. Well, he used a hooker.
 
2018-09-14 01:54:04 PM  
Well some women do look like real dolls.
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2018-09-14 02:09:59 PM  
I had a jackass tailgating me on an HOV lane in Houston one time. He's so close that I look in my rear view, and yep he's got a mannequin in the passenger seat. Well there's always a cop at the exit checking people so I slow down enough to signal to the cop to check the car behind me and sure enough he looks and the lights start flashing.

If he hadn't been a tailgating dick I probably would've laughed at him trying to game the system.

/CSB
 
2018-09-14 02:21:12 PM  
Well sh*t. Am I still allowed to f*ck it?
 
2018-09-14 02:21:33 PM  
THAT'S RACIST!
 
2018-09-14 02:21:46 PM  

SkylineRecords: Well sh*t. Am I still allowed to f*ck it?


Only if it consents.
 
2018-09-14 02:22:20 PM  
DPS says troopers cite over 4,000 HOV lane violators annually.

There are over 4,000 violators every day. Step it up.
 
2018-09-14 02:26:04 PM  
She's real to me dammit!
 
2018-09-14 02:26:49 PM  
Look officer, why don't you take her back to your car and "interrogate" her ...
 
2018-09-14 02:29:00 PM  
Was it Miley Cyrus?

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2018-09-14 02:29:39 PM  
This is not a repeat of the past few hundred times someone tried this.
 
2018-09-14 02:29:41 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I had a jackass tailgating me on an HOV lane in Houston one time. He's so close that I look in my rear view, and yep he's got a mannequin in the passenger seat. Well there's always a cop at the exit checking people so I slow down enough to signal to the cop to check the car behind me and sure enough he looks and the lights start flashing.

If he hadn't been a tailgating dick I probably would've laughed at him trying to game the system.

/CSB


In Vegas our HOV lanes are almost normal lanes. Nobody watches, shiatloads of people with limo tints on the windows since the sun farking crushes here, they let the limo tint slide. Technically not legal but I've driven my current one 10 years with it and not once stopped for it.

Don't even need mannequins, they just get in that farking lane, nobody gives a shiat apparently, I still don't do it, but...
 
2018-09-14 02:34:19 PM  
Sorry Kanye.
 
2018-09-14 02:36:13 PM  
I qualify officer...there are like a million knuckle babies in her butt opening.
 
2018-09-14 02:37:41 PM  
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He said "Don't you know who I am?"
 
2018-09-14 02:38:29 PM  
She kind of looks like a certain first lady.
 
2018-09-14 02:39:03 PM  
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2018-09-14 02:40:06 PM  
CSB: Years ago I was driving my then 7-year old grandson back from Phoenix to NorCal for a visit when I came upon an HOV lane somewhere down in the LA area. Traffic was a bit heavy so I moved over and set the cruise control. After a short while a CHP cruiser pulled up next to me, matches my pace, and the guy proceeds to give me the stink-eye. So I call out to my grandson in his right-rear booster seat to look right and wave to the nice policeman. Like the little cherub he was, and he was kind of short then, he sits up and does so in that exaggerated little kid style. The cop gave me one last frown and peels off. I laughed so hard. /CSB
 
2018-09-14 02:40:35 PM  
Amateur.

Two words: Hologram

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2018-09-14 02:41:12 PM  
The guy has that poor doll restrained.  He should be charged with false inprisonment in addition to these HOV fines.

Will somebody please think of the dolls!
 
2018-09-14 02:42:41 PM  
Was the driver's name Lars?
 
2018-09-14 02:43:38 PM  
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2018-09-14 02:46:15 PM  
What I never understood was why they allow kids to count as a "passenger" in terms of the HOV. What, is that 2 year old going to be driving himself to daycare every morning?

But I'm a hypocrite.  When I have my grandson with me you can bet I'll be in that HOV lane.
 
2018-09-14 02:46:15 PM  
I've driven in LA a lot but I dunno, I never noticed the carpool lane being that big a difference or that enforced. I guess I didn't drive a lot during rush hour.
 
2018-09-14 02:47:57 PM  

SkylineRecords: Well sh*t. Am I still allowed to f*ck it?


You can get into trouble if you do that with a real woman in the HOV lane.

/don't ask me how I know this.
 
2018-09-14 02:49:11 PM  
Imagine the shocked look on her face when she was told she wasn't real:
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2018-09-14 03:13:22 PM  
I can still bring on a plane for comfort though, right?
 
2018-09-14 03:23:29 PM  
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Melania, is that you?
 
2018-09-14 03:26:59 PM  
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2018-09-14 03:30:59 PM  
No difference between her and a drunk chick.
 
2018-09-14 03:38:21 PM  

Merltech: Well some women do look like real dolls.
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And are just as expressive during sex.

/ uh, so I've heard
// somewhere
/// people are saying that
 
2018-09-14 03:43:13 PM  

uncleacid: She kind of looks like a certain first lady.


So hot!
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2018-09-14 03:45:59 PM  

GrailOfThunder: What I never understood was why they allow kids to count as a "passenger" in terms of the HOV. What, is that 2 year old going to be driving himself to daycare every morning?


Do you think police check to make sure everyone in your car is employed?
 
2018-09-14 03:47:27 PM  
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2018-09-14 03:47:54 PM  
Just bribe the cop with a little hot RealDoll action.
 
2018-09-14 03:53:19 PM  
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2018-09-14 03:53:19 PM  
HOV PVC not OK?
Old McDonald had a doll, ⋯-Si-O-Si-O-Si-O-⋯
 
2018-09-14 03:55:24 PM  
What if it's a Kim Cattrall mannequin?

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2018-09-14 04:03:39 PM  

cowgirl toffee: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 800x1067]


I dunno. Personally, I'd rather dream of meeting a living, breathing person, like you, for a drink.
 
2018-09-14 04:05:33 PM  

whitroth: cowgirl toffee: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 800x1067]

I dunno. Personally, I'd rather dream of meeting a living, breathing person, like you, for a drink.


You're so sweet.  :)
 
2018-09-14 04:14:41 PM  

GrailOfThunder: What I never understood was why they allow kids to count as a "passenger" in terms of the HOV. What, is that 2 year old going to be driving himself to daycare every morning?

But I'm a hypocrite.  When I have my grandson with me you can bet I'll be in that HOV lane.


So disabled people don't count either? Blind? Hell, anyone without a license wouldn't count by that definition.
 
2018-09-14 04:15:37 PM  

This text is now purple: Sorry Kanye.


Safe post, and hilarious!
 
2018-09-14 04:31:25 PM  

Some Random Jerk On The Internet: DPS says troopers cite over 4,000 HOV lane violators annually.

There are over 4,000 violators every day. Step it up.


Enforcement isn't about putting a stop to the behavior. It's about raking off revenue. Too many citations might cause that stream to dry up.
 
2018-09-14 04:37:04 PM  

cowgirl toffee: whitroth: cowgirl toffee: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 800x1067]

I dunno. Personally, I'd rather dream of meeting a living, breathing person, like you, for a drink.

You're so sweet.  :)


Yeah, but aren't you one o' them... Canuks? North of the border? (I'm in the DC area.)
 
2018-09-14 04:38:50 PM  

Some Random Jerk On The Internet: DPS says troopers cite over 4,000 HOV lane violators analy

 
2018-09-14 04:41:24 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Some Random Jerk On The Internet: DPS says troopers cite over 4,000 HOV lane violators analy


Creative editing does not a Funny make. -1 Internets for editing fail.
 
2018-09-14 04:41:27 PM  

johnnygew: Imagine the shocked look on her face when she was told she wasn't real:
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he Lucille Ball Real Doll?
 
2018-09-14 04:44:08 PM  

cowgirl toffee: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 800x1067]


Funny thing is, the dolls are looking at him like "I'm not making enough for this..."
 
2018-09-14 05:10:48 PM  

Russ1642: GrailOfThunder: What I never understood was why they allow kids to count as a "passenger" in terms of the HOV. What, is that 2 year old going to be driving himself to daycare every morning?

But I'm a hypocrite.  When I have my grandson with me you can bet I'll be in that HOV lane.

So disabled people don't count either? Blind? Hell, anyone without a license wouldn't count by that definition.


The cops aren't going to pull over a car with 2 adults in it just to check and see if both are licensed drivers, nor did I advocate for anything REMOTELY like that.  I simply asked why a 2-year-old would qualify as a carpooler, when it's completely obvious that they're not going to be out driving by themselves.

You people love to take shiat to the extreme.
 
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