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2018-09-14 12:10:22 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2018-09-14 12:12:38 PM  
I miss it when he followed strip clubs and escorts on his public and verified Twitter accounts.
 
2018-09-14 12:38:09 PM  
It's happening!
 
2018-09-14 12:38:10 PM  
Defendant Donald J. Trump!
Nothing more to say except now it is time "To Get Pounded in the Ass in Prison Again!"
 
2018-09-14 12:38:52 PM  
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2018-09-14 12:39:45 PM  

SkylineRecords: He's got a lot more to say now. Who knew Paul Manafort could sing?


Stop that! Stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm 'ere
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2018-09-14 12:39:53 PM  
"...Great Again!"
FTFY
/grammar
 
2018-09-14 12:40:44 PM  
I had no idea that Paul Manafort's Latest Tweet changed their name to Paul Manafort's Last Tweet. No wonder I haven't seen that guy lately.
 
2018-09-14 12:41:40 PM  
Nothing more to say except "Guilty, Your Honor"
 
2018-09-14 12:42:08 PM  
Well, this is something I didn't expect to see!
 
2018-09-14 12:42:30 PM  
Making America Great Again, 1 guilty plea at a time. Can't wait till trump gets a turn.
 
2018-09-14 12:42:59 PM  
By the time they get Trump into court his lawyers will try an uncle Jun and claim limited faculties.  And it'll probably work.
 
2018-09-14 12:43:13 PM  
Put that on his farking headstone.
 
2018-09-14 12:45:07 PM  
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2018-09-14 12:45:19 PM  
Isn't that what the hero says and then grabs the villain and pulls them both to their demise.  Only the hero's babe flies in with a helicopter and the hero grabs for the skid (after dodging those pesky rotor blades) but then realizes the dumb chick stole a Blackhawk.  He plunges to the ground yelling "Huey!  Huey!"  Dumb chick leans out of the Blackhawk and replies "You too-ey"
 
2018-09-14 12:47:48 PM  
it's obvious code for 'pardon or else'.
 
2018-09-14 12:48:17 PM  
Shoot the moon!
 
2018-09-14 12:49:58 PM  

FarkingReading: Defendant Donald J. Trump!
Nothing more to say except now it is time "To Get Pounded in the Ass in Prison Again!"


To most people, Paulie will sound like Pavarotti.

To Trump, Paulie will sound like Toki-chan singing the Excalibur Song.
 
2018-09-14 12:50:25 PM  
As the smoke cleared, Mr. Trump emerged from the hole in the wall.

"It's time to get you out, Paulie."

Paul Manafort dodged heavy weapons fire as Mr. Trump eliminated his Deep State adversaries with two six-barrel shotguns.  The fight back up eighty-seven floors to the first floor of the basement was pure terror, as Mr. Trump gunned down the greys and the non-violent activists.

As the two heroes of the American people made their way into the parking garage, they knew the toughest challenge was now upon them.  The head of Robert Mueller was waiting.  It detached from his mechanical body and grew several feet larger.  It towered over Paul and Donald.

Mr. Trump, however, was not fazed.  "This is why I brought the big guns."  Mr. Trump pulled out the rocket launcher and the 36-pack of the Diet Coke.  Even more Diet Coke cases were spread across the parking garage in order to ensure the player would have the ammo necessary to defeat the boss.

That is when Mr. Trump and Robert Mueller charged towards each other as Paul Manafort hid in a trunk.  It was time to see who would win this epic encounter between good and evil.

[TO BE CONTINUED...?]
 
2018-09-14 12:51:38 PM  
Reminds me of the end of "Downfall" where all SS officers killed themselves, with "Heil Hitler" as their last words

/except Paul took a deal
 
2018-09-14 12:58:51 PM  
Start the countdown until Trump tweets "Paul Manafort?  Never heard of him"
 
2018-09-14 12:59:17 PM  
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2018-09-14 01:00:02 PM  
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2018-09-14 01:02:14 PM  
Caw caw!  Caw caw!
 
2018-09-14 01:03:15 PM  
Have you notice any odd things about this witch hunt?

They all said there were no meetings with Russians.
They all met with Russians.

They all said the meetings did not concern the Election. Trump wrote the memo which claimed they talked about Russian orphans.
They all talked about the Election with Russians, eager to get dirt on Hillary, eager to collude with Russian hacking. Trump said: bring it on! Go after Hillary!

They all pleaded guilty and went for plea bargains to reduce their sentences.

And so it goes and so it goes.

This fake news has always been confirmed to trace back to fake news mongers on the far right and to the Russians.

This "fake news" has been confirmed by the Department of Justice and the agencies responsible for national security (the "Deep State" redefined for far right purposes rather than the original Far Left purposes).

Trump keeps repeating his mantra of lies, big lies and gaslighting. He keeps repeating that it is all unfair, conspiracy by Democrats, witch hunts, McCarthyism. yada, yada, yada. But slowly justice chips away at the wall of lies.

You know, it's as if they were all guilty and there was a real, solid but complicated legal and financial and constitutional case against them all.

Who is the next Trumper to plead guilty you ask? Well, it ain't over until the fat baby sings. I don't think Big Boss Baby will ever confess because when he has admitted a point he has gone right back to his lies like a dog to its vomit and doubled-down on them as soon as he thinks of something to throw at Hillary, the Democrats, the Lying Media, Public Enemy Number One, etc.

But his lies are unproven, unsubtantied, not fact-based, implausible, conspiracy-theory based,  self-contradicting and often self-refuting. Also, he says A and not A in the same sentence.
 
2018-09-14 01:04:57 PM  
I hope the country club prison they send him to has a good golf course.

If not, it will be cruel and unusual punishment--says he.
 
2018-09-14 01:05:12 PM  
Those were dark days... The MAGAts were out in force, sucking each other's dicks.

None were spared...
 
2018-09-14 01:05:42 PM  
***SPOILER ALERT***

SkylineRecords: Unobtanium: SkylineRecords: He's got a lot more to say now. Who knew Paul Manafort could sing?

Stop that! Stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm 'ere
[images.fanpop.com image 800x441]

I really need to watch that again. Such a classic. I remember the first time I saw MP&tHG when I was about 12 years old. I HATED the ending at the time.

"What?!??! It's just over?? They just get arrested and it's over?!?!"

 
2018-09-14 01:09:04 PM  

Crewmannumber6: By the time they get Trump into court his lawyers will try an uncle Jun and claim limited faculties.  And it'll probably work.


It is obviously a fact right now.
 
2018-09-14 01:20:46 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:


Yes, yes. But the comments.
It's a rabbit hole lined with gold.
GOLD!
GOLD!!!
 
2018-09-14 01:23:00 PM  

SkylineRecords: Unobtanium: SkylineRecords: He's got a lot more to say now. Who knew Paul Manafort could sing?

Stop that! Stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm 'ere
[images.fanpop.com image 800x441]

I really need to watch that again. Such a classic. I remember the first time I saw MP&tHG when I was about 12 years old. I HATED the ending at the time.

"What?!??! It's just over?? They just get arrested and it's over?!?!"


Deus ex Can't Be Bothered
 
2018-09-14 01:24:47 PM  

whither_apophis: Reminds me of the end of "Downfall" where all SS officers killed themselves, with "Heil Hitler" as their last words

/except Paul took a deal


This time it will be the ICE pigs.
 
2018-09-14 01:28:33 PM  

brantgoose: Have you notice any odd things about this witch hunt?

They all said there were no meetings with Russians.
They all met with Russians.

They all said the meetings did not concern the Election. Trump wrote the memo which claimed they talked about Russian orphans.
They all talked about the Election with Russians, eager to get dirt on Hillary, eager to collude with Russian hacking. Trump said: bring it on! Go after Hillary!

They all pleaded guilty and went for plea bargains to reduce their sentences.

And so it goes and so it goes.

This fake news has always been confirmed to trace back to fake news mongers on the far right and to the Russians.

This "fake news" has been confirmed by the Department of Justice and the agencies responsible for national security (the "Deep State" redefined for far right purposes rather than the original Far Left purposes).

Trump keeps repeating his mantra of lies, big lies and gaslighting. He keeps repeating that it is all unfair, conspiracy by Democrats, witch hunts, McCarthyism. yada, yada, yada. But slowly justice chips away at the wall of lies.

You know, it's as if they were all guilty and there was a real, solid but complicated legal and financial and constitutional case against them all.

Who is the next Trumper to plead guilty you ask? Well, it ain't over until the fat baby sings. I don't think Big Boss Baby will ever confess because when he has admitted a point he has gone right back to his lies like a dog to its vomit and doubled-down on them as soon as he thinks of something to throw at Hillary, the Democrats, the Lying Media, Public Enemy Number One, etc.

But his lies are unproven, unsubtantied, not fact-based, implausible, conspiracy-theory based,  self-contradicting and often self-refuting. Also, he says A and not A in the same sentence.


And he is not beyond calling for his neo nazi Klan vermin to rise up, arm themselves, and come to DC to protect him.
 
2018-09-14 01:49:56 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: brantgoose: Have you notice any odd things about this witch hunt?

They all said there were no meetings with Russians.
They all met with Russians.

They all said the meetings did not concern the Election. Trump wrote the memo which claimed they talked about Russian orphans.
They all talked about the Election with Russians, eager to get dirt on Hillary, eager to collude with Russian hacking. Trump said: bring it on! Go after Hillary!

They all pleaded guilty and went for plea bargains to reduce their sentences.

And so it goes and so it goes.

This fake news has always been confirmed to trace back to fake news mongers on the far right and to the Russians.

This "fake news" has been confirmed by the Department of Justice and the agencies responsible for national security (the "Deep State" redefined for far right purposes rather than the original Far Left purposes).

Trump keeps repeating his mantra of lies, big lies and gaslighting. He keeps repeating that it is all unfair, conspiracy by Democrats, witch hunts, McCarthyism. yada, yada, yada. But slowly justice chips away at the wall of lies.

You know, it's as if they were all guilty and there was a real, solid but complicated legal and financial and constitutional case against them all.

Who is the next Trumper to plead guilty you ask? Well, it ain't over until the fat baby sings. I don't think Big Boss Baby will ever confess because when he has admitted a point he has gone right back to his lies like a dog to its vomit and doubled-down on them as soon as he thinks of something to throw at Hillary, the Democrats, the Lying Media, Public Enemy Number One, etc.

But his lies are unproven, unsubtantied, not fact-based, implausible, conspiracy-theory based,  self-contradicting and often self-refuting. Also, he says A and not A in the same sentence.

And he is not beyond calling for his neo nazi Klan vermin to rise up, arm themselves, and come to DC to protect him.


I expect nothing less to be attempted.
 
2018-09-14 02:02:50 PM  
Really kicking myself for not investing in that trombone company last year.
 
2018-09-14 02:03:48 PM  
The Trump White House is the politest in our nation's history...

Everyone walks the halls saying "pardon me, pardon me".

/not mine
//unless you found it amusing
 
2018-09-14 02:04:57 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: brantgoose: Have you notice any odd things about this witch hunt?

They all said there were no meetings with Russians.
They all met with Russians.

They all said the meetings did not concern the Election. Trump wrote the memo which claimed they talked about Russian orphans.
They all talked about the Election with Russians, eager to get dirt on Hillary, eager to collude with Russian hacking. Trump said: bring it on! Go after Hillary!

They all pleaded guilty and went for plea bargains to reduce their sentences.

And so it goes and so it goes.

This fake news has always been confirmed to trace back to fake news mongers on the far right and to the Russians.

This "fake news" has been confirmed by the Department of Justice and the agencies responsible for national security (the "Deep State" redefined for far right purposes rather than the original Far Left purposes).

Trump keeps repeating his mantra of lies, big lies and gaslighting. He keeps repeating that it is all unfair, conspiracy by Democrats, witch hunts, McCarthyism. yada, yada, yada. But slowly justice chips away at the wall of lies.

You know, it's as if they were all guilty and there was a real, solid but complicated legal and financial and constitutional case against them all.

Who is the next Trumper to plead guilty you ask? Well, it ain't over until the fat baby sings. I don't think Big Boss Baby will ever confess because when he has admitted a point he has gone right back to his lies like a dog to its vomit and doubled-down on them as soon as he thinks of something to throw at Hillary, the Democrats, the Lying Media, Public Enemy Number One, etc.

But his lies are unproven, unsubtantied, not fact-based, implausible, conspiracy-theory based,  self-contradicting and often self-refuting. Also, he says A and not A in the same sentence.

And he is not beyond calling for his neo nazi Klan vermin to rise up, arm themselves, and come to DC to protect him.


Why do so many farkers give these neo asshole people so much credit? They aren't going to do a god damned thing but bark.
 
2018-09-14 02:08:07 PM  

PunGent: The Trump White House is the politest in our nation's history...

Everyone walks the halls saying "pardon me, pardon me".

/not mine
//unless you found it amusing


Why did that make me laugh to tears? I didn't think I could laugh that hard anymore. Thank you.
 
2018-09-14 02:09:34 PM  

WTFDYW: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: brantgoose: Have you notice any odd things about this witch hunt?

They all said there were no meetings with Russians.
They all met with Russians.

They all said the meetings did not concern the Election. Trump wrote the memo which claimed they talked about Russian orphans.
They all talked about the Election with Russians, eager to get dirt on Hillary, eager to collude with Russian hacking. Trump said: bring it on! Go after Hillary!

They all pleaded guilty and went for plea bargains to reduce their sentences.

And so it goes and so it goes.

This fake news has always been confirmed to trace back to fake news mongers on the far right and to the Russians.

This "fake news" has been confirmed by the Department of Justice and the agencies responsible for national security (the "Deep State" redefined for far right purposes rather than the original Far Left purposes).

Trump keeps repeating his mantra of lies, big lies and gaslighting. He keeps repeating that it is all unfair, conspiracy by Democrats, witch hunts, McCarthyism. yada, yada, yada. But slowly justice chips away at the wall of lies.

You know, it's as if they were all guilty and there was a real, solid but complicated legal and financial and constitutional case against them all.

Who is the next Trumper to plead guilty you ask? Well, it ain't over until the fat baby sings. I don't think Big Boss Baby will ever confess because when he has admitted a point he has gone right back to his lies like a dog to its vomit and doubled-down on them as soon as he thinks of something to throw at Hillary, the Democrats, the Lying Media, Public Enemy Number One, etc.

But his lies are unproven, unsubtantied, not fact-based, implausible, conspiracy-theory based,  self-contradicting and often self-refuting. Also, he says A and not A in the same sentence.

And he is not beyond calling for his neo nazi Klan vermin to rise up, arm themselves, and come to DC to protect him.

Why do so many farkers give these neo asshole people so much credit? They aren't going to do a god damned thing but bark.


If they did, the term 'blast radius' leaps to mind.
 
2018-09-14 02:53:15 PM  

Mike_LowELL: As the smoke cleared, Mr. Trump emerged from the hole in the wall.

"It's time to get you out, Paulie."

Paul Manafort dodged heavy weapons fire as Mr. Trump eliminated his Deep State adversaries with two six-barrel shotguns.  The fight back up eighty-seven floors to the first floor of the basement was pure terror, as Mr. Trump gunned down the greys and the non-violent activists.

As the two heroes of the American people made their way into the parking garage, they knew the toughest challenge was now upon them.  The head of Robert Mueller was waiting.  It detached from his mechanical body and grew several feet larger.  It towered over Paul and Donald.

Mr. Trump, however, was not fazed.  "This is why I brought the big guns."  Mr. Trump pulled out the rocket launcher and the 36-pack of the Diet Coke.  Even more Diet Coke cases were spread across the parking garage in order to ensure the player would have the ammo necessary to defeat the boss.

That is when Mr. Trump and Robert Mueller charged towards each other as Paul Manafort hid in a trunk.  It was time to see who would win this epic encounter between good and evil.

[TO BE CONTINUED...?]


Needs more Tom Clancy
 
2018-09-14 02:54:24 PM  

KyDave: "...Great Again!"
FTFY
/grammar Punctuation


FTFY
 
2018-09-14 03:27:41 PM  

WTFDYW: Why do so many farkers give these neo asshole people so much credit? They aren't going to do a god damned thing but bark.


Bark? I'd expect more of a neckfat-muffled bleat and a fart.
 
2018-09-14 03:39:28 PM  

Crewmannumber6: By the time they get Trump into court his lawyers will try an uncle Jun and claim limited faculties.  And it'll probably work.


Except that Uncle Jun turned out to really HAVE limited faculties.  Just like King Cheeto.
 
2018-09-14 04:16:10 PM  
Why can't 'twit' put twits' in chronological order (oldest to newest)? Although they aren't the only site that does that. Drives me crazy because it makes hard to read, especially replies to original posts. Everything is all over the place.
 
2018-09-14 04:45:05 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Really kicking myself for not investing in that trombone company last year.


All the smart money was sunk into nothingburger buns.
 
2018-09-14 04:45:12 PM  
Trump keeps repeating his mantra of lies, big lies and gaslighting. He keeps repeating that it is all unfair, conspiracy by Democrats, witch hunts, McCarthyism. yada, yada, yada. But slowly justice chips away at the wall of lies.

At you, not with you

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2018-09-14 05:59:18 PM  
 
2018-09-14 06:29:06 PM  
I'm starting to think Republicans are bad for the country.
 
2018-09-14 06:34:57 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: At you, not with you


The people you carry water for have no loyalty to each other.  What makes you think they'd be loyal to you?

You may not be able to help being an idiot, but you don't have to be a useful one.
 
2018-09-14 06:35:11 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Really kicking myself for not investing in that trombone company last year.


You can borrow mine.
 
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