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2018-09-14 11:40:43 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:42:42 AM  
NYT confirming there is a cooperation agreement
 
2018-09-14 11:42:52 AM  
Ow, my liver.

/IT'S HAPPENING
 
2018-09-14 11:43:13 AM  
So when is Donny gonna claim he never met Manafort?
 
2018-09-14 11:43:15 AM  
Oh man, this is gonna be a shouty weekend at the Whitehouse.
 
2018-09-14 11:43:16 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:43:16 AM  
That headline is amazing.
 
2018-09-14 11:43:19 AM  
Aww snap.
 
2018-09-14 11:43:23 AM  
Will this be the one that makes Donnie stroke out?
 
2018-09-14 11:43:36 AM  
He's just pleading guilty to save himself millions of dollars on a useless trial.  His last hope was getting the venue moved to Roanoke.
 
2018-09-14 11:43:46 AM  
[insert gif of John Stewart rubbing his nipples here]

I'm going full raerae!
 
2018-09-14 11:43:52 AM  

Intel154: NYT confirming there is a cooperation agreement


That IS news.
 
2018-09-14 11:44:14 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:44:17 AM  
The Manafort-Ukraine affair, though it predates Trump's presidency, could well be a key piece to the puzzle Mueller's putting together.
 
2018-09-14 11:44:19 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:44:28 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:44:34 AM  
game over, man. game over
 
2018-09-14 11:44:47 AM  
Holy shiat I did not expect that.  Dotard is farked.
 
2018-09-14 11:44:56 AM  
Hooooolllly SHAIT!
 
2018-09-14 11:44:59 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:45:04 AM  
Glitch in the Matrix?

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2018-09-14 11:45:06 AM  
Finally. Now we can shut the Meuller investigation down.
 
2018-09-14 11:45:11 AM  
I'll believe it when some information actually comes out.
 
2018-09-14 11:45:18 AM  
Whatever happens, Paul Manafort - a farking criminal sleazebag - is going to prison for a while. That makes me happy.
 
2018-09-14 11:45:22 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: He's just pleading guilty to save himself millions of dollars on a useless trial.  His last hope was getting the venue moved to Roanoke.


The plea agreement includes $46 million in asset forfeiture. At this point, his lawyers will be lucky to get paid for the first trial.
 
2018-09-14 11:45:22 AM  
Waiting for the tweets from Donnie Dotard saying that Manafort is a yuge looser, flipping should be illegal, never knew him that well, NO COLLUSION, HILLARY! etc etc.
 
2018-09-14 11:45:27 AM  
Damn this is going to be a big thread.
 
2018-09-14 11:45:31 AM  
DEFCON 2. Repeat, status upgraded to DEFCON 2.
 
2018-09-14 11:45:32 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:45:41 AM  

scottydoesntknow: So when is Donny gonna claim he never met Manafort?


Well, technically, he did that one time he brought him coffee. He may have signed an autograph for him, hard to remember with all the coffee boys in the campaign.
 
2018-09-14 11:45:45 AM  
Shiat gibbon tweetstorm in 5....4...3...2...
 
2018-09-14 11:45:58 AM  
Gentlemen, proceed. *zip*
 
2018-09-14 11:46:07 AM  
So? He was just an overzealous, coffee boy intern.

/sarcasm
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///witty third slashie comment
 
2018-09-14 11:46:15 AM  

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'It'. 'It' is happening.
 
2018-09-14 11:46:20 AM  
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Someone please check on RaeRae and also warn everyone down stream.

Don't we have enough places under flash flood watches already?
 
2018-09-14 11:46:20 AM  
Flipper gets busy f'ing drumpf.
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2018-09-14 11:46:20 AM  

scottydoesntknow: So when is Donny gonna claim he never met Manafort?


Trump already said that Manafort had nothing to do with his campaign.  He brouht him coffee or something one time.
 
2018-09-14 11:46:32 AM  
Generally, you don't plea bargain leniency in exchange for cooperation against a subsequent target unless that subsequent target is higher on the food chain than the fool you nailed.

Who's higher on the food chain than Manafort?
 
2018-09-14 11:46:42 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:46:44 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:46:50 AM  
According to CNN a cooperation agreement means that he has to answer all questions that he is asked, not just the ones that are relevant to the case he's pleading on.

In other news meteorologists just renamed Florence to Raerae.
 
2018-09-14 11:47:03 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: He's just pleading guilty to save himself millions of dollars on a useless trial.  His last hope was getting the venue moved to Roanoke.


That was the previous announcement. This one prosecutor announced that Manafort is cooperating.
 
2018-09-14 11:47:07 AM  

stoli n coke: The plea agreement includes $46 million in asset forfeiture


OW!  That's going to leave a mark.
 
2018-09-14 11:47:08 AM  

Derek Force: Glitch in the Matrix?

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Tag was switched out to NewsFlash. It'll go away when you refresh.
 
2018-09-14 11:47:09 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:47:11 AM  
Kush and 1/2 scoop are manaf*cked. I'm feeling pretty good about how bad the sh*tstain's feeling today.
 
2018-09-14 11:47:27 AM  

RobotSpider: Oh man, this is gonna be a shouty weekend at the Whitehouse.


A smart president would use action on the hurricane to cover this and distract from it.

So naturally Trump will focus solely on the manafort case.
 
2018-09-14 11:47:29 AM  
On MSNBC, everyone on Velshi and Ruhle keeps talking about how Trump hates "flippers".

The Dolphins are reaaallly going to regret this season.
 
2018-09-14 11:47:29 AM  

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2018-09-14 11:47:31 AM  
I can't wait for the tweets!
 
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