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(Jalopnik)   Meetup of car enthusiast douchebags to honor late "The Fast and the Furious" actor Paul Walker goes about how one would expect (w/video)   ( jalopnik.com) divider line
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2018-09-14 01:15:51 PM  
Douchebags ripping burnouts is a fine tribute to a movie star known to get douchebags ripping burnouts all hard and sweaty.

Also, why box, if you are a cop?
Oh, these were white guys?

Then you were acting as expected, you racist pigs.

White privilege is being able to be douchebags ripping burnouts and not worry about excessive force ever being used.

Which is, coincidentally, the one time I would argue it should be allowed and unchecked.
 
2018-09-14 01:24:26 PM  
How I see the Fast and Furious
Youtube IICPLHDOz70
 
2018-09-14 01:30:55 PM  
I live my life one diminished life expectation at a time.
 
2018-09-14 01:49:57 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I live my life one diminished life expectation at a time.


Did we just become best friends??!!!
 
2018-09-14 02:04:15 PM  
It's about family...very gay oiled up family.

NTTAWTT
 
2018-09-14 02:24:14 PM  
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2018-09-14 02:28:07 PM  

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2018-09-14 02:38:35 PM  
Sharing bad tattoos and talking about cars to make up for a lack of personality and individuality?
 
2018-09-14 02:50:15 PM  

vudukungfu: Douchebags ripping burnouts is a fine tribute to a movie star known to get douchebags ripping burnouts all hard and sweaty.

Also, why box, if you are a cop?
Oh, these were white guys?

Then you were acting as expected, you racist pigs.

White privilege is being able to be douchebags ripping burnouts and not worry about excessive force ever being used.

Which is, coincidentally, the one time I would argue it should be allowed and unchecked.


well, not to knock you off of your soapbox, i know its rough on the knees and all. But TFA stated, many times, that he was security....

Im sorry :(
 
2018-09-14 02:52:08 PM  
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God damn street racers
 
2018-09-14 02:52:49 PM  
I'm heavily pro-cop when  it comes to street racers, so much so that I would probably get excused from serving on a jury.

/ these d-bags are becoming a nuisance menace here in the Portland, OR metro area...
// at least 2 pedestrian deaths in the recent past, IIRC
 
2018-09-14 02:54:01 PM  
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2018-09-14 03:04:57 PM  
i used to see a car, like a shiatty 2000s Nissan Sentra ith mismatched paint, various "MOROSO", "Jugs", "Type R" and etc stickers plastered all over it.  he had


RIP PAUL WALKER


10/3/75 - 11/17/13


STAY FURIOUS


on his rear window.  i'd always try but never get a picture and think, "dude......................i like where your head's at, but...........IT WAS JUST A MOVIE.  settle down, mmmmkay?"
 
2018-09-14 03:07:40 PM  
And those are usually quiet, dignified affairs.
 
2018-09-14 03:25:20 PM  

rickythepenguin: i used to see a car, like a shiatty 2000s Nissan Sentra ith mismatched paint, various "MOROSO", "Jugs", "Type R" and etc stickers plastered all over it.  he had


RIP PAUL WALKER
10/3/75 - 11/17/13
STAY FURIOUS
on his rear window.  i'd always try but never get a picture and think, "dude......................i like where your head's at, but...........IT WAS JUST A MOVIE.  settle down, mmmmkay?"


No. Paul Walker is ex-cop turned fugitive and awesome street racer.  Just like the movie depicts.
And Henry Cavill is Superman.
 
2018-09-14 03:35:40 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: No. Paul Walker is ex-cop turned fugitive and awesome street racer. Just like the movie depicts.


i haven't seen that car in probably a year, but i used to see it maybe 3-4x a year.  i'd always fumble for my phone but never got a pic.

it was this busted ass rustbucket with that on the window.  oh how so badly i wanted a pic.  or just talk to the guy.  "Ssssssssssssssssssssoooo......Fast fan, huh?  I'm not judging.  I love Star Wars.  But..................what went wrong?  why this?  dad left home, you needed a father figure?  what happened?  i have to know...."
 
2018-09-14 03:35:50 PM  
Remember when gear heads were cool?
Me neither.
 
2018-09-14 03:38:52 PM  

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You're a bad person.

/And I'm a bad person for laughing.
 
2018-09-14 03:41:04 PM  

Bslim: It's about family...very gay oiled up family.

NTTAWTT



These event are always followed by drinks and dancing at The Blue Oyster.

Again....NTTAWTT.
 
2018-09-14 03:42:59 PM  
When the douches killed themselves, it was hilarious to watch unhinged fan boys rage at anyone who suggested unsafe driving was involved.

One memorable one (on Fark?, not sure) spent days yelling that Porsche was at fault, because the douches were going only 35 mph as evidenced by the 35 mph speed limit at the scene..
 
2018-09-14 03:50:51 PM  
Probably better than the Anton Yelchin memorial enthusiasts' meeting.
 
2018-09-14 03:56:29 PM  

This text is now purple: Probably better than the Anton Yelchin memorial enthusiasts' meeting.


I'm crushed that I missed it this year. 

/I'll see myself out.
 
2018-09-14 03:59:13 PM  

Group W Bench: Remember when gear heads were cool?
Me neither.


B-b-b-but all their womens are like Bettie Page, but with rockabilly tats, because they're so hott. And that's hott with two t's, because it's so rockabilly.

/Say "rockabilly" a few more times, ya Sh Na Na reject.
 
2018-09-14 04:04:08 PM  

The_Sponge: Bslim: It's about family...very gay oiled up family.

NTTAWTT


These event are always followed by drinks and dancing at The Blue Oyster.

Again....NTTAWTT.


You'd be tempted to say that it was some sort of...cult.
 
2018-09-14 04:04:35 PM  

chachi88: The_Sponge: Bslim: It's about family...very gay oiled up family.

NTTAWTT


These event are always followed by drinks and dancing at The Blue Oyster.

Again....NTTAWTT.

You'd be tempted to say that it was some sort of...cult.



Lulz.
 
2018-09-14 04:06:11 PM  
Wait, he was a pedo?
 
2018-09-14 04:16:23 PM  
Does having an underage girlfriend are his time of death count?
 
2018-09-14 04:31:45 PM  

Fear the Clam: Group W Bench: Remember when gear heads were cool?
Me neither.

B-b-b-but all their womens are like Bettie Page, but with rockabilly tats, because they're so hott. And that's hott with two t's, because it's so rockabilly.

/Say "rockabilly" a few more times, ya Sh Na Na reject.


Not all people who are gearheads are Greasers. I have no tats and I'm wearing a golf shirt and khaki shorts.

/YMMV
 
2018-09-14 04:37:04 PM  

fatalvenom: Fear the Clam: Group W Bench: Remember when gear heads were cool?
Me neither.

B-b-b-but all their womens are like Bettie Page, but with rockabilly tats, because they're so hott. And that's hott with two t's, because it's so rockabilly.

/Say "rockabilly" a few more times, ya Sh Na Na reject.

Not all people who are gearheads are Greasers. I have no tats and I'm wearing a golf shirt and khaki shorts.

/YMMV


Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants...er....Shorts.
 
2018-09-14 04:56:39 PM  
FARK ID10Ts
 
2018-09-14 04:58:12 PM  

jaytkay: When the douches killed themselves, it was hilarious to watch unhinged fan boys rage at anyone who suggested unsafe driving was involved.

One memorable one (on Fark?, not sure) spent days yelling that Porsche was at fault, because the douches were going only 35 mph as evidenced by the 35 mph speed limit at the scene..


They were going triple that.  Oh yeah, and the Porsche was in storage for years prior to the fateful ride, so the tires were old and should have been replaced.
 
2018-09-14 05:13:43 PM  

Fear the Clam: Group W Bench: Remember when gear heads were cool?
Me neither.

B-b-b-but all their womens are like Bettie Page, but with rockabilly tats, because they're so hott. And that's hott with two t's, because it's so rockabilly.

/Say "rockabilly" a few more times, ya Sh Na Na reject.


aww
the asshurt here is ... well it's just great
keep it up
 
2018-09-14 05:18:47 PM  

vudukungfu: Douchebags ripping burnouts is a fine tribute to a movie star known to get douchebags ripping burnouts all hard and sweaty.

Also, why box, if you are a cop?
Oh, these were white guys?

Then you were acting as expected, you racist pigs.

White privilege is being able to be douchebags ripping burnouts and not worry about excessive force ever being used.

Which is, coincidentally, the one time I would argue it should be allowed and unchecked.


I watched the really long video on the page, and not everyone there was white.  Not sure where you're going with this comment....
 
2018-09-14 05:20:05 PM  
This incident/thread was also a fascinating insight into what appears to be a sort of culture I was entirely unaware of previously.

https://www.fark.com/comments/9981320​/​Road-Rage-score-Mazda-3-hatchback-48-c​rotch-rocket-3
 
2018-09-14 05:39:11 PM  
police boxing in the parking lot

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2018-09-14 06:20:20 PM  

Group W Bench: Remember when gear heads were cool?
Me neither.


Gear head = street racing enthusiast?
 
2018-09-14 06:25:46 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: I'm heavily pro-cop when  it comes to street racers, so much so that I would probably get excused from serving on a jury.

/ these d-bags are becoming a nuisance menace here in the Portland, OR metro area...
// at least 2 pedestrian deaths in the recent past, IIRC


Yeah, I'm pretty pro-cop when the person they are harassing is actually more dangerous than the cop.

/Especially when the cop actually does something about it.
 
2018-09-14 06:38:50 PM  
Paul was a good driver/racer. Period.
All the other shiat is irrelevant. He was good before movies made him that way and some people out there miss him for him.
 
2018-09-14 06:42:51 PM  

Geotpf: They were going triple that. Oh yeah, and the Porsche was in storage for years prior to the fateful ride, so the tires were old and should have been replaced.



right after it happened, on the Joe Rogan podcast, they were talking about that model car.  now, i know fark else about cars period, other than "gas goes in here" and how to change a battery.  anyways, Rogan has a stunt driver friend that has been in various commercials and tv shows / movies.  he's a driver.  Some show asked him to drive the Paul Walker model Porsche, and spin some hot laps, this all well before dude checked out.

that model Porsche it is apparently (from past fark threads) a mid-engine design, which throws off the balance re rear vs. front tires. it's apparently pretty tricky, and it has a monster engine.

the pal was like, "ok, I'll spin some hot laps for your show!"  he goes out, does a few laps, comes in, and says "um, yeah....NOPE."  as skilled as he was, he didn't feel he was quite enough driver for the speeds they were asking him, for the shoot.  "No thanks, I don't feel like destroying your car and possibly myself, I don't feel safe at the speeds you're asking, this car is too tricky, it's really hard to keep under control, go find someone else......"
 
2018-09-14 06:45:43 PM  
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I admit to admiring a Fast and Furious driver.  If course she never killed herself but many a kitten died both fast and furiously.
 
2018-09-14 06:52:56 PM  
I hope they all die the same way Walker did.  Morons
 
2018-09-14 06:55:05 PM  

jaytkay: When the douches killed themselves, it was hilarious to watch unhinged fan boys rage at anyone who suggested unsafe driving was involved.

One memorable one (on Fark?, not sure) spent days yelling that Porsche was at fault, because the douches were going only 35 mph as evidenced by the 35 mph speed limit at the scene..


I said it then and I'll say it again.  fark Paul Walker and I'm glad he and his buddy died in a fiery explosion because his movies encouraged people to drive in a manner that causes fiery explosions.  These dipshiats who idolize him or were encouraged to reckless driving by him need to pull their heads out of their asses before thier heads and asses are unidentified piles of goo in the wreckage.
 
2018-09-14 07:04:11 PM  

AquaTatanka: I hope they all die the same way Walker did.  Morons


I hope you get " electric chaired" by your Prius.
 
2018-09-14 07:06:26 PM  

S10Calade: AquaTatanka: I hope they all die the same way Walker did.  Morons

I hope you get " electric chaired" by your Prius.


Boo boo.  Do you drive your little race car on the public streets big man?
 
2018-09-14 07:15:58 PM  

AquaTatanka: jaytkay: When the douches killed themselves, it was hilarious to watch unhinged fan boys rage at anyone who suggested unsafe driving was involved.

One memorable one (on Fark?, not sure) spent days yelling that Porsche was at fault, because the douches were going only 35 mph as evidenced by the 35 mph speed limit at the scene..

I said it then and I'll say it again.  fark Paul Walker and I'm glad he and his buddy died in a fiery explosion because his movies encouraged people to drive in a manner that causes fiery explosions.  These dipshiats who idolize him or were encouraged to reckless driving by him need to pull their heads out of their asses before thier heads and asses are unidentified piles of goo in the wreckage.


Jesus there sure are a lot of douche bags in this thread.  Stop liking what I don't like!
 
2018-09-14 07:16:44 PM  
Explain to me me how ANYTHING you just said is relevant and maybe I'll answer.
You sound like butt-hurt+hemmeroids.
 
2018-09-14 07:17:47 PM  

Jeebus Saves: AquaTatanka: jaytkay: When the douches killed themselves, it was hilarious to watch unhinged fan boys rage at anyone who suggested unsafe driving was involved.

One memorable one (on Fark?, not sure) spent days yelling that Porsche was at fault, because the douches were going only 35 mph as evidenced by the 35 mph speed limit at the scene..

I said it then and I'll say it again.  fark Paul Walker and I'm glad he and his buddy died in a fiery explosion because his movies encouraged people to drive in a manner that causes fiery explosions.  These dipshiats who idolize him or were encouraged to reckless driving by him need to pull their heads out of their asses before thier heads and asses are unidentified piles of goo in the wreckage.

Jesus there sure are a lot of douche bags in this thread.  Stop liking what I don't like!


fark Paul Walker, fark Paul Walker movies, fark Paul Walker fans, and fark morons who think they have race cars on public streets.

/ I drive far too much to tolerate morons on the road
 
2018-09-14 07:20:38 PM  
Farkers be slippin', @ 1:00 they start filming across from this very spot @ The Lakes outdoor mall...
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend | West Covina | The CW
Youtube 57ZDNuakBsQ


Walker died a good 90 minutes NW in a tasteful Industrial Park behind the Newhall Wal-Mart(nice Wolf Creek brewpub tho). The burn-outs fans have left upon his death site are kinda like a 21-Gun Salute in Dealey Plaza    https://goo.gl/maps/KVZeMCoGHkp
 
2018-09-14 07:24:58 PM  

AquaTatanka: Jeebus Saves: AquaTatanka: jaytkay: When the douches killed themselves, it was hilarious to watch unhinged fan boys rage at anyone who suggested unsafe driving was involved.

One memorable one (on Fark?, not sure) spent days yelling that Porsche was at fault, because the douches were going only 35 mph as evidenced by the 35 mph speed limit at the scene..

I said it then and I'll say it again.  fark Paul Walker and I'm glad he and his buddy died in a fiery explosion because his movies encouraged people to drive in a manner that causes fiery explosions.  These dipshiats who idolize him or were encouraged to reckless driving by him need to pull their heads out of their asses before thier heads and asses are unidentified piles of goo in the wreckage.

Jesus there sure are a lot of douche bags in this thread.  Stop liking what I don't like!

fark Paul Walker, fark Paul Walker movies, fark Paul Walker fans, and fark morons who think they have race cars on public streets.

/ I drive far too much to tolerate morons on the road


You're the guy who drives -5mph in the passing lane aren't you?

Nice jorb!
 
2018-09-14 07:25:02 PM  

AquaTatanka: Jeebus Saves: AquaTatanka: jaytkay: When the douches killed themselves, it was hilarious to watch unhinged fan boys rage at anyone who suggested unsafe driving was involved.

One memorable one (on Fark?, not sure) spent days yelling that Porsche was at fault, because the douches were going only 35 mph as evidenced by the 35 mph speed limit at the scene..

I said it then and I'll say it again.  fark Paul Walker and I'm glad he and his buddy died in a fiery explosion because his movies encouraged people to drive in a manner that causes fiery explosions.  These dipshiats who idolize him or were encouraged to reckless driving by him need to pull their heads out of their asses before thier heads and asses are unidentified piles of goo in the wreckage.

Jesus there sure are a lot of douche bags in this thread.  Stop liking what I don't like!

fark Paul Walker, fark Paul Walker movies, fark Paul Walker fans, and fark morons who think they have race cars on public streets.

/ I drive far too much to tolerate morons on the road


Ok grandpa.  Tie that onion on your belt and go yell at a cloud.
 
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