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(The Raw Story)   Michael Avenatti goes on Tonight in White Pride w/ Tucker Carlson and proceeds to destroy him on his own show. Jon Stewart approves   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2018-09-14 08:45:46 AM  
It's almost like Tucker wasn't smart enough to recognize that Trial Lawyers argue for a living. And that Avenatti is really good at it.
 
2018-09-14 09:10:04 AM  

Beerguy: It's almost like Tucker wasn't smart enough to recognize that Trial Lawyers argue for a living. And that Avenatti is really good at it.


Yup. That is why there are so many lawyers on Fark. It's practice.
 
2018-09-14 09:15:36 AM  

GardenWeasel: Beerguy: It's almost like Tucker wasn't smart enough to recognize that Trial Lawyers argue for a living. And that Avenatti is really good at it.

Yup. That is why there are so many lawyers on Fark. It's practice.


No ur dumb stooped doodyhed!

/ianal
 
2018-09-14 09:27:10 AM  
Stormy Daniels, with Carlson suggesting she was a prostitute paid for her services and in no position to complain.

So Tucker just accused Trump of hiring a hooker. Who's side is he on?

Oh and cutting off a guest and going to commercial before they can respond is both a dick and a pussy move at the same time.
 
2018-09-14 09:27:36 AM  

GardenWeasel: Beerguy: It's almost like Tucker wasn't smart enough to recognize that Trial Lawyers argue for a living. And that Avenatti is really good at it.

Yup. That is why there are so many lawyers on Fark. It's practice.


Well you suck and your mom is like all bad and such as and furthermore.

/nailed it.
 
2018-09-14 09:30:24 AM  
Carlson opened the segment by pointing out that Avenatti had taken issue with him referring to him as a "creepy p*rn lawyer."

Seriously? We're bleeping the word "porn" now?
 
2018-09-14 09:50:44 AM  
A waste of everyone's time.
 
2018-09-14 09:54:01 AM  
"Creepy Porn President".

Larf.
 
2018-09-14 10:07:17 AM  
Tucker Carlson assumes that Tucker Carlson is a smart guy. This leads to errors.
 
2018-09-14 10:21:44 AM  
Tucker's closed, bow tie out front should have told you
 
2018-09-14 10:23:18 AM  
Carlson repeatedly claimed that Avenatti was "exploiting" his client because he is wealthier than her, and accused Avenatti of building his career off her.

He hates it when the rich exploit the slightly less rich. That's why we have the poor.
 
2018-09-14 10:23:24 AM  
So is there any way to actually read the story? Opening in incognito doesn't work and even if I relent and turn off adblock it still claims it's on.
 
2018-09-14 10:23:30 AM  

Mugato: Stormy Daniels, with Carlson suggesting she was a prostitute paid for her services and in no position to complain.

So Tucker just accused Trump of hiring a hooker. Who's side is he on?

Oh and cutting off a guest and going to commercial before they can respond is both a dick and a pussy move at the same time.


Isn't that the basic format of fox though?
 
2018-09-14 10:24:54 AM  
So Avenatti is a 'creepy porn lawyer', but the man who actually paid Stormy for sex, lied about it, and has a history of public statements attesting to his own urges and actions to grope and fondle women he's just met...

Yeah I'm not so sure Avenatti is the creepy one here. Tucker should look elsewhere, maybe internally. Maybe the creepy as fark president.
 
2018-09-14 10:25:16 AM  
A couple of dudes arguing about who got more cooties from the scary vagina. Weird.
 
2018-09-14 10:25:35 AM  

FortyHams: A waste of everyone's time.


Agreed. Carlson is embarrassing even by the criminally low standards of Fox.
 
2018-09-14 10:28:20 AM  

numberonenoob: So Avenatti is a 'creepy porn lawyer', but the man who actually paid Stormy for sex, lied about it, and has a history of public statements attesting to his own urges and actions to grope and fondle women he's just met...

Yeah I'm not so sure Avenatti is the creepy one here. Tucker should look elsewhere, maybe internally. Maybe the creepy as fark president.


Avenatti actually called him out on exactly that. This is why politically slanted talk shows are worthless: the host won't hear you, often just wants you as a punching bag, and dumps to commercial if it turns out his victim can actually make an argument.
 
2018-09-14 10:28:27 AM  
I'm not a huge fan of schadenfreude, but, if I had to pick, Solo Talking Head Accustomed to Spouting Unchallenged Bullshiat Into the Ether Being Forced to Smell Own Bullshiat by Expert is probably my favorite flavor.
 
2018-09-14 10:28:30 AM  

Mugato: Oh and cutting off a guest and going to commercial before they can respond is both a dick and a pussy move at the same time.


It was also an asshole thing to do as well. All at the same time.

Maybe Tucker should get that embossed on his business card: Tucker Carlson, Head White Nationalist Cloaca at Fox News.
 
2018-09-14 10:28:54 AM  

GardenWeasel: Beerguy: It's almost like Tucker wasn't smart enough to recognize that Trial Lawyers argue for a living. And that Avenatti is really good at it.

Yup. That is why there are so many lawyers on Fark. It's practice.


I'm not a lawyer, but I rules lawyered in Magic: the Gathering
 
2018-09-14 10:28:58 AM  
Just to summarize - being associated with Stormy, as her lawyer makes you creepy.

Handing her a big bag of cash and demanding silence, after paying her to spank you with a magazine bearing your own picture and farking her without a condom - this makes you President and the personal hero of the evangelical faithful.

Why do we even pretend these farkers argue honestly, again?
 
2018-09-14 10:29:23 AM  
Did he get his mic cut?  I don't think you've been declared victor on Tucker unless you get your mic cut.
 
2018-09-14 10:29:25 AM  

mynameisnick: A couple of dudes arguing about who got more cooties from the scary vagina. Weird.


To be fair, the vagina was rented. The poor hapless president to be committed a youthful indiscretion and furthermore, slut.

Tucker Carlson was born in a farking box seat and believes he hit a grand slam.
 
2018-09-14 10:29:59 AM  
Never argue with a good lawyer. Unless he's a bad lawyer in which case he's a politician.
 
2018-09-14 10:30:11 AM  

FlashHarry: Carlson opened the segment by pointing out that Avenatti had taken issue with him referring to him as a "creepy p*rn lawyer."

Seriously? We're bleeping the word "porn" now?


Wouldn't want to destroy their Christian sensibilities, now would 'ya?  P*rn is serious business.  Not something harmless like rubbing your raging boner on the foreheads of the kids in Sunday School class when they come to give you a hug.  This is p*rn we're talking about!!  It'll destroy Godly lives. :'(
 
2018-09-14 10:30:48 AM  
Let the attention whoring begin. Fark you both.
 
2018-09-14 10:30:55 AM  

TheSwizz: Did he get his mic cut?  I don't think you've been declared victor on Tucker unless you get your mic cut.


clicking the link says he did.  Avenatti won.

/i don't always click links.
 
2018-09-14 10:31:43 AM  

Greil: Mugato: Stormy Daniels, with Carlson suggesting she was a prostitute paid for her services and in no position to complain.

So Tucker just accused Trump of hiring a hooker. Who's side is he on?

Oh and cutting off a guest and going to commercial before they can respond is both a dick and a pussy move at the same time.

Isn't that the basic format of fox though?


Pretty much. Bring in someone and when they start to destroy your arguments, cut their mic, fire out a childish insult and cut to commercial.
 
2018-09-14 10:31:49 AM  
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2018-09-14 10:32:56 AM  

Wessoman: Mugato: Oh and cutting off a guest and going to commercial before they can respond is both a dick and a pussy move at the same time.

It was also an asshole thing to do as well. All at the same time.

Maybe Tucker should get that embossed on his business card: Tucker Carlson, Head White Nationalist Cloaca at Fox News.


I think this happens 2-3 times a week on his show.  He has done it to regular FOX contributors as well who are making a point about something the President has done that Tucker disagrees with.
 
2018-09-14 10:33:48 AM  

FlashHarry: Carlson opened the segment by pointing out that Avenatti had taken issue with him referring to him as a "creepy p*rn lawyer."

Seriously? We're bleeping the word "porn" now?


The base. The base doesn't like it when you say it out loud.
And don't talk about your 'no-no' area.
 
2018-09-14 10:34:56 AM  

Greil: Mugato: Stormy Daniels, with Carlson suggesting she was a prostitute paid for her services and in no position to complain.

So Tucker just accused Trump of hiring a hooker. Who's side is he on?

Oh and cutting off a guest and going to commercial before they can respond is both a dick and a pussy move at the same time.

Isn't that the basic format of fox though?


It's their standard practice. The bring on an opposing viewpoint to bully and ridicule them for the amusement of their audiene. But if the guest stands up for themselves and begins to get the upper hand, the interview is over.

My favorite example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZjA4​S​pZaGY
 
2018-09-14 10:35:58 AM  
This doesn't make it right, but always remember, these Fox News hosts get paid a lot a lot a lot of money to be wrong on purpose and disengenious. It is propaganda and talking points. They get paid to hold those views.

What is odd is the people who watch them and then agree and parrot their wrong and disengious talking points for free.
 
2018-09-14 10:37:07 AM  

Cheeseburger: [img.fark.net image 525x525]


He hasn't even had to pay porn stars to do that since he got Fox to do it for free. That's how the rich stay rich... getting free stuff and having other people pay for their shiat.
 
2018-09-14 10:37:11 AM  

mrshowrules: GardenWeasel: Beerguy: It's almost like Tucker wasn't smart enough to recognize that Trial Lawyers argue for a living. And that Avenatti is really good at it.

Yup. That is why there are so many lawyers on Fark. It's practice.

Well you suck and your mom is like all bad and such as and furthermore.

/nailed it.


I came here for an argument!

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2018-09-14 10:37:17 AM  
I want them to find the absolute worst type of porn on Tuckers phone.
 
2018-09-14 10:37:46 AM  
Fair and Balanced, people.

And of course it's the woman's fault. She's an immoral slut, but Trump remains pure as the driven snow.
 
2018-09-14 10:38:05 AM  
That was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen and at the end, Tucker was all like "AWW F*CK YEAH, MAN. F*CKIN' KILLED IT. F*CKIN' MURDERED IT. AWW F*CK THAT WAS SO GOOD. I need a fresh set of pants."
 
2018-09-14 10:39:56 AM  

bluenote13: I think this happens 2-3 times a week on his show. He has done it to regular FOX contributors as well who are making a point about something the President has done that Tucker disagrees with.


So Tucker Carlson is officially the bowtie chicken: He clucks meaningless shiat on every show while preening himself, stays cooped up in his narrative, lays big fat eggs all the time, and then does the simultaneous asshole/pussy (Cloaca) move of cutting people off before crowing out a final insult.

In the end, this motherfarker is going to get plucked and roasted.
 
2018-09-14 10:40:16 AM  

Beerguy: It's almost like Tucker wasn't smart enough to recognize that Trial Lawyers argue for a living. And that Avenatti is really good at it.


Well there are lawyers like Mat Staver and Larry Klayman who are dumber than a bag of hammers.  Although I'm not sure how many trials they've actually practiced in, if ever.  They have managed to file a shiatton of stupid complaints that got thrown out as soon as they reached a judge's desk.
 
2018-09-14 10:41:36 AM  
Carlson can't keep his stories straight, Avenatti knows it, and Carlson has no idea how to score points except to stop the clock once he's gotten what he thinks was the last word.

Carlson's a pathetic idiot, selling crap to other pathetic idiots.

VOTE THEM ALL OUT
 
2018-09-14 10:41:55 AM  
Anyone else notice the chyron never once mentioned Avenatti by name?  It was always Creepy Porn Lawyer, or CPL.

Yeah, that's fair and balanced all right.
 
2018-09-14 10:42:03 AM  
Jesus Christ, these whole "x destroys y on the television!" headlines are usually click baity, but Avenatti ragdolled Carlson.
 
2018-09-14 10:42:20 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: So is there any way to actually read the story? Opening in incognito doesn't work and even if I relent and turn off adblock it still claims it's on.


Clicky-closey thing has been moved to the bottom of the popup - there is no 'X' at the top corner
 
2018-09-14 10:44:36 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: So is there any way to actually read the story? Opening in incognito doesn't work and even if I relent and turn off adblock it still claims it's on.


The website wants to track you past the website not just enable ads.  Next to your address bar is a little shield that firefox has that lets you know that tracking is not allowed.  They want you to turn that off as well as the adblocker.

Fark that shiat, I told them stop it or I'm never going back.

img.fark.net
 
2018-09-14 10:44:48 AM  
INAL, but if you vehemently declare you don't watch porn but then immediately indicate your knowledge of a humiliation fetish category for it, you're probably lying.
 
2018-09-14 10:45:22 AM  

gunga galunga: Greil: Mugato: Stormy Daniels, with Carlson suggesting she was a prostitute paid for her services and in no position to complain.

So Tucker just accused Trump of hiring a hooker. Who's side is he on?

Oh and cutting off a guest and going to commercial before they can respond is both a dick and a pussy move at the same time.

Isn't that the basic format of fox though?

It's their standard practice. The bring on an opposing viewpoint to bully and ridicule them for the amusement of their audiene. But if the guest stands up for themselves and begins to get the upper hand, the interview is over.

My favorite example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZjA4S​pZaGY


I had not seen that! You, sir or madam, caused to me to clap my hands and bark like a seal. That was fantastic.
 
2018-09-14 10:46:51 AM  
"How do you have a show?"

Connections, maybe?

Carlson was born in San Francisco, California. He is the elder son of Richard Warner Carlson, a former Los Angeles news anchor and U.S. ambassador to the Seychelles who was also president of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and director of Voice of America.[4] Carlson's mother is Lisa McNear Lombardi, who left the family when Carlson was 6 years old.[5][4] His stepmother is Patricia Caroline Swanson, an heiress to the Swanson frozen-food fortune...
 
2018-09-14 10:49:31 AM  
You goddamn right I approve.

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2018-09-14 10:49:52 AM  

HighOnCraic: "How do you have a show?"

Connections, maybe?

Carlson was born in San Francisco, California. He is the elder son of Richard Warner Carlson, a former Los Angeles news anchor and U.S. ambassador to the Seychelles who was also president of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and director of Voice of America.[4] Carlson's mother is Lisa McNear Lombardi, who left the family when Carlson was 6 years old.[5][4] His stepmother is Patricia Caroline Swanson, an heiress to the Swanson frozen-food fortune...


I think Lisa dipped because she realized she birthed the antichrist.
 
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