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(Huffington Post)   Ever wanted to see how a mid-level YouTube star would handle a major crisis? Keep watching Trump's answers to hurricanes and devastation   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2018-09-14 10:03:39 AM  
Makes sense. Before he won* the election, he was nothing more than a D-list celebrity anyway.
 
2018-09-14 10:41:51 AM  
mid-level star?
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2018-09-14 10:54:39 AM  
Trump:  '[Florence is] tremendously big and tremendously wet."

I have to forgive him for that apparent idiocy.  He's not accustomed to women being wet for him.
 
2018-09-14 11:00:15 AM  
Do I have to?
 
2018-09-14 12:42:10 PM  
I would pick Jon from Many a True Nerd or the brothers McElroy from My Brother, My Brother and Me over Trump, and it's not even close.
 
2018-09-14 12:50:08 PM  
Donald Trump IS Logan Paul...

/ flagrant violations of TOS and all
 
2018-09-14 01:04:41 PM  
I can't be the only person who's getting a little tired of "journalism" that consists of summarizing YouTube clips from late-night talk shows.
 
2018-09-14 01:29:10 PM  
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2018-09-14 01:44:38 PM  

wademh: mid-level star?
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to be fair it was "Mid-Level YOU TUBE star", the you tube elements drops the ceiling to basement/underground parking garage level ...   so subby's not that far off...
 
2018-09-14 01:45:00 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Makes sense. Before he won* the election, he was nothing more than a D-list celebrity anyway.


One (fairly silly) theory is that he ran for President once he found out than NBC was paying Gwen Stefani more than he was on their respective shows.
 
2018-09-14 01:45:18 PM  
I think most youtube stars, regardless of level would handle it better than trump.
 
2018-09-14 01:45:20 PM  
"You never know...but we know".

WTF?
 
2018-09-14 01:48:05 PM  

Dahnkster: [i.redd.it image 590x366]


Thanos did nothing wrong!
 
2018-09-14 01:50:42 PM  

Diogenes: Trump:  '[Florence is] tremendously big and tremendously wet."


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"Lemon. Wet. Good."
 
2018-09-14 01:52:46 PM  
What an idiot...  pumpkin guts don't melt.

His brain is clearly melted candy corn.
 
2018-09-14 01:58:32 PM  
I think it's rude for Seth Meyers to turn on the Dotard after taking his tanning tips.
 
2018-09-14 02:01:12 PM  
Can we pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeeee bring back public stockades?
 
2018-09-14 02:02:43 PM  
I like Seth Meyers. He's still uneasy with his success. Good mid-Western stock. Mid-Western New Hampshire but still mid-Western.
 
2018-09-14 02:03:12 PM  

lostcat: I can't be the only person who's getting a little tired of "journalism" that consists of summarizing YouTube clips from late-night talk shows.


Good thing Seth Meyers is a comedian, and not a journalist.
 
2018-09-14 02:06:22 PM  
"That video is like a local news report where the meteorologist called in sick and the sports guy had to fill in."
PRICELESS!
 
2018-09-14 02:07:39 PM  
Roast him all you want. His disaster preparedness is sti going to get even more people killed.
 
2018-09-14 02:11:29 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: I would pick Jon from Many a True Nerd or the brothers McElroy from My Brother, My Brother and Me over Trump, and it's not even close.


Jon would have pure, unimpeachable intentions but his legendary -1 perception would get him into all sorts of trouble.
 
2018-09-14 02:13:16 PM  

stoli n coke: lostcat: I can't be the only person who's getting a little tired of "journalism" that consists of summarizing YouTube clips from late-night talk shows.

Good thing Seth Meyers is a comedian, and not a journalist.


Preeeeeeeeeetty sure OP was lamenting TFA, not Myers' piss-take.
 
2018-09-14 02:13:35 PM  
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2018-09-14 02:15:10 PM  
is there nothing that can't be broken down to nothing more than just simple Trump hate? You do know, that it solves nothing? Our country will still be in a farking mess, just as it has been for a lot longer than this.
 
2018-09-14 02:15:47 PM  
Seth Myers has been killing it with his A Closer Look segments. Better than the Daily Show, better than Colbert, better than anyone else right now doing comedy commentary on the news.

The rest of his show I can take or leave - he's not a greater interviewer - but these segments are usually excellent.
 
2018-09-14 02:23:47 PM  
Though now that I think about it the primitive technology guy would be an awesome president.  He'd spend 4 years silently going from the stone age to the iron age on the national mall, but in the process prepare more Americans for the inevitable fall of global civilization.
 
2018-09-14 02:30:34 PM  

Geotpf: Farking Clown Shoes: Makes sense. Before he won* the election, he was nothing more than a D-list celebrity anyway.

One (fairly silly) theory is that he ran for President once he found out than NBC was paying Gwen Stefani more than he was on their respective shows.


No doubt. But we don't speak about such things. Opens up too many spiderwebs.
 
2018-09-14 02:33:32 PM  

brizzle365: is there nothing that can't be broken down to nothing more than just simple Trump hate? You do know, that it solves nothing? Our country will still be in a farking mess, just as it has been for a lot longer than this.


It's your syntax and grammar that are a farking mess.
 
2018-09-14 02:36:30 PM  

stoli n coke: lostcat: I can't be the only person who's getting a little tired of "journalism" that consists of summarizing YouTube clips from late-night talk shows.

Good thing Seth Meyers is a comedian, and not a journalist.


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You'll figure it out.
 
2018-09-14 02:36:48 PM  
Is the hurricane dropping chocolate rain?
 
2018-09-14 02:38:24 PM  

wademh: mid-level star?
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Hello, my name is Robert Mueller. You have committed crimes against the United States of America. Prepare to be prosecuted.
 
2018-09-14 02:41:46 PM  
There's no problem so big that it can't be overcome through a combination of blamethrowing ('media lies!' 'the victims are lying!'), paper towels, and golfing.
 
2018-09-14 02:50:43 PM  

Diogenes: Trump:  '[Florence is] tremendously big and tremendously wet."

I have to forgive him for that apparent idiocy.  He's not accustomed to women being wet for him.


He does realize that 'Florence' is a hurricane and not a person right?...right?
 
2018-09-14 02:56:30 PM  

Subtonic: brizzle365: is there nothing that can't be broken down to nothing more than just simple Trump hate? You do know, that it solves nothing? Our country will still be in a farking mess, just as it has been for a lot longer than this.

It's your syntax and grammar that are a farking mess.


i am absolutely thrilled that my grammar and syntax are causing you trouble i really hope that it is causing you serious brain trauma as well as there is nothing in this world that matters more than being a nazzi grammar or otherwise or so i have been told by many many many many people right here on this very fark tab which just so happens to be the politics tab and we all know that everyone here on fark and in the politics tab are if nothing else the smartest and most amazing people in the world they never make any mistakes and certainly have never ever ever had a grammar problem and just love to rail on things like that when they have absolutely zero argument i hope you have enjoyed this as much as i have it is raining here and i am stuck in my office with nothing more to do than create a really long run on sentence but at least it is friday and we are going all going to be going home sooner or later or just getting started on their work day

toodles my new friend i hope you dont mind that i consider you not a friend we have made it so much closer now that i understand that you are an idiot i almost did this without any spaces
 
2018-09-14 03:02:52 PM  
Youtube stars, at least some of the groups I follow (along with Twitch streamers) actually try to raise money for good causes, including spontaneous fundraisers in response to emergencies.

/Can't wait for Awesome Games Done Quick
//One of his favorite shirts is from AGDQ's Harvey findraiser mini-marathon
 
2018-09-14 03:04:07 PM  

brizzle365: Subtonic: brizzle365: is there nothing that can't be broken down to nothing more than just simple Trump hate? You do know, that it solves nothing? Our country will still be in a farking mess, just as it has been for a lot longer than this.

It's your syntax and grammar that are a farking mess.

i am absolutely thrilled that my grammar and syntax are causing you trouble i really hope that it is causing you serious brain trauma as well as there is nothing in this world that matters more than being a nazzi grammar or otherwise or so i have been told by many many many many people right here on this very fark tab which just so happens to be the politics tab and we all know that everyone here on fark and in the politics tab are if nothing else the smartest and most amazing people in the world they never make any mistakes and certainly have never ever ever had a grammar problem and just love to rail on things like that when they have absolutely zero argument i hope you have enjoyed this as much as i have it is raining here and i am stuck in my office with nothing more to do than create a really long run on sentence but at least it is friday and we are going all going to be going home sooner or later or just getting started on their work day

toodles my new friend i hope you dont mind that i consider you not a friend we have made it so much closer now that i understand that you are an idiot i almost did this without any spaces


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2018-09-14 03:04:28 PM  
Obama Caught Summoning Hurricane Florence To Make Trump's Hurricane Response Look Bad



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"In this recent photograph, Obama is seen standing before a desecrated Civil War monument in South Carolina and summoning Hurricane Florence."

Obama's acquiring of ancient occult powers has been well documented in the moral media community.  In this recent photograph, Obama is seen standing before a desecrated Civil War monument in South Carolina and summoning Hurricane Florence.

Bewildered scientists with the National Weather Service are calling Hurricane Florence 'the storm of a lifetime', its fury and unexpected rise the likes of which modern man has never seen.
President Donald Trump followed the apocalyptic warning by telling Americans the hurricane will be 'tremendously big and tremendously wet'.  Trump went on to remind everyone of his 'incredibly successful' handling of Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico that resulted in 3000 lives lost and Americans who are still without adequate food, water, medicine and electricity following the storm's aftermath.
Yesterday, reports surfaced that Trump silently transferred $9.8 million from FEMA, who would deal with things like helping Americans after a hurricane, to ICE, the agency responsible for deporting adults and caged children at Trump's order.
This is all Obama's fault.  Despite not being the US president, Obama somehow new that Trump's hand is weak right now after transferring money specifically to help with hurricane disaster recovery.  He knew the public may be somewhat upset over Puerto Rico.  And with all the politicking distractions in DC, Trump just doesn't have time to deal with a national disaster in the making.
 
2018-09-14 03:08:42 PM  

shoegaze99: Seth Myers has been killing it with his A Closer Look segments. Better than the Daily Show, better than Colbert, better than anyone else right now doing comedy commentary on the news.

The rest of his show I can take or leave - he's not a greater interviewer - but these segments are usually excellent.


On top of it he devotes a greater portion of his show to commentary.

THAT'S THE OFFICIAL DEATH TOLL, YOU LUNATIC! He's at his best when he gets indignant in these.
 
2018-09-14 03:14:13 PM  

wademh: mid-level star?
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Do you think a low-level star can just walk up to women and grab them by the pussy without even asking? You have to be at least mid-level to get away with that kind of thing.
 
2018-09-14 03:15:41 PM  

nyseattitude: Can we pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeeee bring back public stockades?


To you want a shortage of tomatoes and eggs?
 
2018-09-14 03:20:02 PM  
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2018-09-14 03:23:03 PM  

Geotpf: Farking Clown Shoes: Makes sense. Before he won* the election, he was nothing more than a D-list celebrity anyway.

One (fairly silly) theory is that he ran for President once he found out than NBC was paying Gwen Stefani more than he was on their respective shows.


I saw that. But was that really the problem? There must have been a bunch of other reality show hosts that got paid more than him. His show never did that well. He often claimed it was number one in ratings, but that was apparently just one or a few episodes near the end of the first season. It was never number 1 again.
 
2018-09-14 03:33:10 PM  
Trump is the devastation that he wants to see in the world. That's what he told Canadians: I can be your ruination. Do as I say.

Presumably, not as he does because a Canadian Trump is a sad little fat head cow of a man. Eh, Mr. Ford Redux?
 
2018-09-14 03:37:24 PM  
"Youtube"  "Star".

Something is wrong with society when those words appear together.
 
2018-09-14 03:47:37 PM  
Reminds me of frankie
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2018-09-14 04:36:39 PM  
The place where Seth cracked me up was seizing on Trump's odd phrase "the impeachment word", which looks like circumlocution but hides nothing.  Trump is so clumsy with words.
 
2018-09-14 04:49:48 PM  

jimpapa: Reminds me of frankie[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/9DuGtzSp​BXM]


Don't you goddamned dare compare Frankie to that idiot.
 
2018-09-14 09:26:34 PM  

lostcat: stoli n coke: lostcat: I can't be the only person who's getting a little tired of "journalism" that consists of summarizing YouTube clips from late-night talk shows.

Good thing Seth Meyers is a comedian, and not a journalist.

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You'll figure it out.


That he's a Moran?
 
2018-09-15 12:59:12 AM  
I disagree. Trump is more akin to a top-tier Youtube star.

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