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(Connecticut Post)   Man upset at his roommate's friends being loud throws knife, achieves bullseye   ( ctpost.com) divider line
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2018-09-14 01:44:55 PM  
C'mon subby, you coulda worked the suspect's name in there easily!
 
2018-09-14 01:52:00 PM  
Survey wall
 
2018-09-14 01:54:35 PM  
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2018-09-14 01:54:44 PM  
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Butters?
 
2018-09-14 01:54:46 PM  
I'd of went with a policeman trying to gain access to my abode and was scared for my life.
Works every time
 
2018-09-14 01:57:22 PM  

croesius: C'mon subby, you coulda worked the suspect's name in there easily!


Seriously! His name was PIERCE, for goodness sake!
 
2018-09-14 02:00:19 PM  
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2018-09-14 02:01:08 PM  
His case is not helped by the fact that he shouted "It would be knife if you would keep it down!" as he threw it.
 
2018-09-14 02:01:38 PM  
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2018-09-14 02:03:36 PM  
That kind of reminds me of my cousins from the stunted, deformed and twisted branch of the family tree. I grew up outside Sacramento.  I've always read the SacBee online to keep up with news out west.  One morning a few years back I read a story about a guy who smothered his brother to death with a pillow because he was playing his radio too loudly.  Turns out it was my weird cousins, and of course, the one who died was the most normal one in the entire clan.

/css
 
2018-09-14 02:03:51 PM  
Could be worse
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He could have used a spoon

\"because it will hurt more!"
 
2018-09-14 02:05:08 PM  
Years ago i saw a vid of some guys horsing around and one was kind of a dick to the other and the other got pissed and threw scissors at the guy...and they stuck in his arm.

This one and it's apparently real.
Fat Kid Throws Sicssors into Boys Arm
Youtube NGCTGd_GyPg
 
2018-09-14 02:05:47 PM  

HailRobonia: His case is not helped by the fact that he shouted "It would be knife if you would keep it down!" as he threw it.


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2018-09-14 02:06:42 PM  
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2018-09-14 02:08:16 PM  
When a knife's in your eye from an unfriendly guy that's a gory.
 
2018-09-14 02:10:02 PM  
In high school a kid in lunch threw a steel pointed compass at another kid and it stuck into his forehead. Good times.
 
2018-09-14 02:10:30 PM  
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too big?
 
2018-09-14 02:13:53 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Years ago i saw a vid of some guys horsing around and one was kind of a dick to the other and the other got pissed and threw scissors at the guy...and they stuck in his arm.

This one and it's apparently real.
[YouTube video: Fat Kid Throws Sicssors into Boys Arm]


Ah fark. I can't believe you've done this.
 
2018-09-14 02:19:55 PM  
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2018-09-14 02:20:45 PM  
Viral marketing for Daredevil season 3?
 
2018-09-14 02:24:18 PM  

Seasons I'v Withered: I'd of went



*facepalm*
 
2018-09-14 02:39:28 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Seasons I'v Withered: I'd of went


*facepalm*


Yup they put a stop to my shait didn't they ?
 
2018-09-14 02:55:08 PM  

Bslim: [i.imgur.com image 400x178]


It's all in the reflexes......
 
2018-09-14 02:55:56 PM  

WilderKWight: croesius: C'mon subby, you coulda worked the suspect's name in there easily!

Seriously! His name was PIERCE, for goodness sake!


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2018-09-14 02:56:34 PM  
Eye don't believe that'll buff out.
 
2018-09-14 02:58:52 PM  
Well, he DID get the point.
 
2018-09-14 02:59:08 PM  
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out
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2018-09-14 02:59:53 PM  

HailRobonia: His case is not helped by the fact that he shouted "It would be knife if you would keep it down!" as he threw it.


That would have been too cornea.
 
2018-09-14 03:01:34 PM  
"Witnesses said Pierce had been asleep on coach "

They tell is this, but never mention coach's name or what kind of coach he/she was (football?  basketball?  life?) or even why the idiot was sleeping on his coach.  Did the coach mind being slept on?

This whole thing reeks of bad journalism.
 
2018-09-14 03:07:58 PM  
In other news, some people evidently keep knives on their end tables
 
2018-09-14 03:09:22 PM  
This is why I don't invite bulls over to my place.  My place is no china shop, but still, there's just no place for some bull at my house.
 
2018-09-14 03:14:43 PM  

NotARocketScientist: In other news, some people evidently keep knives on their end tables


There are people who dont?
 
2018-09-14 03:19:32 PM  
His sensei described him as "an apt pupil".

/I'll let myself out.
 
2018-09-14 03:48:02 PM  

NotARocketScientist: In other news, some people evidently keep knives on their end tables


They were over at Danny's place.

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2018-09-14 05:16:12 PM  

toejam: NotThatGuyAgain: Years ago i saw a vid of some guys horsing around and one was kind of a dick to the other and the other got pissed and threw scissors at the guy...and they stuck in his arm.

This one and it's apparently real.
[YouTube video: Fat Kid Throws Sicssors into Boys Arm]

Ah fark. I can't believe you've done this.


Seen a video?
 
2018-09-14 05:34:02 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: toejam: NotThatGuyAgain: Years ago i saw a vid of some guys horsing around and one was kind of a dick to the other and the other got pissed and threw scissors at the guy...and they stuck in his arm.

This one and it's apparently real.
[YouTube video: Fat Kid Throws Sicssors into Boys Arm]

Ah fark. I can't believe you've done this.

Seen a video?


I Can't Believe You've Done This
Youtube 8lBO23Dh23I


NSFW language.
 
2018-09-14 05:36:09 PM  

Habitual Cynic: "Witnesses said Pierce had been asleep on coach "

They tell is this, but never mention coach's name or what kind of coach he/she was (football?  basketball?  life?) or even why the idiot was sleeping on his coach.  Did the coach mind being slept on?

This whole thing reeks of bad journalism.


Today, journalists don't know the difference between "gravelly" and "groveling" just to pick one example yesterday. Also, it depends on what the meaning of "is" is.
 
2018-09-14 05:39:57 PM  
toejam:


/Now there's a name I haven't seen in a long time.
 
2018-09-14 06:23:22 PM  
I've had roommates, so I have some sympathy for the guy, but I never threw a knife...    even if i secretly wanted to.
 
2018-09-14 07:17:37 PM  
I guess it's a good thing his last name wasn't Bugger.
 
2018-09-14 08:46:46 PM  
Don't blame the guy for being upset. Sleep deprivation is considered torture by the UN.
 
2018-09-14 09:05:12 PM  
Did it shut them up?
 
2018-09-14 09:08:00 PM  
He should be glad he didn't the victim was Captain Tagon.
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2018-09-14 09:24:02 PM  

stuffy: Did it shut them up?


I imagine not, but I expect the tone would have changed a bit.
 
2018-09-14 10:46:15 PM  

SirSigsegV: He should be glad he didn't the victim was Captain Tagon.
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"he didn't the victim was" Man, I don't even have being drunk as an excuse.
 
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