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2018-09-14 08:59:51 AM  
54 votes:
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2018-09-14 08:57:07 AM  
38 votes:
YOU GO NOW!
YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR!!
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2018-09-14 08:48:45 AM  
36 votes:
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2018-09-14 09:21:21 AM  
31 votes:

Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?


No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.
2018-09-14 08:57:13 AM  
25 votes:
and of course this
John Pinette - Chinese Buffet 'You here four hour!'
Youtube aLkTuWdKrqY
2018-09-14 09:47:28 AM  
24 votes:

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

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[fmylife.com image 800x600]

Don't I know it... :/

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I think you're doing it wrong.

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2018-09-14 09:36:55 AM  
22 votes:

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

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2018-09-14 09:06:38 AM  
21 votes:

Munden: [img.fark.net image 384x291]


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2018-09-14 08:59:25 AM  
16 votes:
How do you tuna fish? You adjust its scales.
2018-09-14 09:31:30 AM  
14 votes:

cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.


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2018-09-14 09:25:08 AM  
12 votes:
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When the sushi boat arrives -
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2018-09-14 12:37:21 PM  
10 votes:
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2018-09-14 09:31:31 AM  
10 votes:
Heard a similar story from a friend who'd been doing the Appalachian Trail. When they finally got close to a town they found a restaurant that was stupidly offering an all-you-can-eat buffet. Eventually the manager came out and told them, "Gentlemen, you've had all you can eat," and kicked them out.
2018-09-14 09:06:25 AM  
10 votes:
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2018-09-14 09:00:47 AM  
10 votes:
To make it worse, the athlete had some cheerleaders there chanting "tuna fish, tuna fish, raw raw raw!"
2018-09-14 11:55:00 AM  
9 votes:

MechaPyx: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

[i.pinimg.com image 480x276]

Y'all are terrible. Absolutely terrible.


Keep up the good work!


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2018-09-14 10:04:14 AM  
9 votes:

guestguy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It looks warm.

Are we still talking about CT's tuna, or...


All this attention to the tuna, but none of you guys are paying my bass any attention.   :/
2018-09-14 09:10:00 AM  
9 votes:

fappomatic: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

Dear GAWD that made me laugh. Them ain't kibbles & bits. Just bits!


Unless someone didn't clean well, then there might be clitty litter.
2018-09-14 09:50:50 AM  
7 votes:

cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]


It's red snapper!
2018-09-14 09:23:43 AM  
7 votes:
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In unanimous agreement
2018-09-14 02:56:41 PM  
6 votes:

MythDragon: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Sorry I think I blacked out after CT's snapper threadjack.  Is it still friday?

Every CT post is a threadjack.
Some analysis tells me that 50% of her posts are about hedgehogs. 33% are about her boobs.
\those aren't mutually exclusive numbers either. Sometimes there are hedgehogs on her boobs.


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HEDGEHOG!
2018-09-14 10:16:19 AM  
6 votes:
Big Tuna:
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2018-09-14 09:52:24 AM  
6 votes:

Munden: [img.fark.net image 384x291]


He drove around looking for another all you can eat sushi restaurant... and then he went fishing.
2018-09-14 09:46:16 AM  
6 votes:

70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
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Uhh.. There is a glass of beer in that picture.
2018-09-14 09:42:07 AM  
6 votes:

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

[i.pinimg.com image 480x276]

[fmylife.com image 800x600]


Don't I know it... :/

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2018-09-14 09:25:10 AM  
6 votes:

cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.


Did you know coffee burns when it sprays out the nose? Thanks for the laugh, I needed it this morning.
2018-09-14 09:14:33 AM  
6 votes:

Dennis_Moore: [img.fark.net image 500x276]


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2018-09-14 08:51:50 AM  
6 votes:
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2018-09-14 10:14:34 AM  
5 votes:

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It looks warm.

Are we still talking about CT's tuna, or...

All this attention to the tuna, but none of you guys are paying my bass any attention.   :/

No bass to mouth without Listerine first...you know this.


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2018-09-14 10:06:57 AM  
5 votes:

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It looks warm.

Are we still talking about CT's tuna, or...

All this attention to the tuna, but none of you guys are paying my bass any attention.   :/


No bass to mouth without Listerine first...you know this.
2018-09-14 09:57:42 AM  
5 votes:

MythDragon: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

It's red snapper!


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2018-09-14 09:24:26 AM  
5 votes:
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2018-09-14 12:13:37 PM  
4 votes:
From the Article: "Bobrowski has a special diet, in which he doesn't eat for 20 hours, and then eats "until I'm full," said the athlete, who works during the day as a software engineer."

I have that same diet.   Except for the "doesn't eat for 20 hours" thing.
WGJ [TotalFark]
2018-09-14 11:44:27 AM  
4 votes:
The sign says "All you can eat for $20"

After one plate, the waitress says "That's all you can eat for $20"
2018-09-14 10:36:17 AM  
4 votes:

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It looks warm.

Are we still talking about CT's tuna, or...

All this attention to the tuna, but none of you guys are paying my bass any attention.   :/


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For you, CT, I will Slash that bass.
2018-09-14 04:58:18 PM  
3 votes:
*sigh*  You butt-twangs.  Do I have to do everything around here??

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2018-09-14 02:58:50 PM  
3 votes:
Hedgehog Boobs...

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2018-09-14 01:11:40 PM  
3 votes:
Red Dwarf - Cat Fish
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2018-09-14 11:47:47 AM  
3 votes:
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2018-09-14 11:32:58 AM  
3 votes:

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

[i.pinimg.com image 480x276]


Y'all are terrible. Absolutely terrible.


Keep up the good work!
2018-09-14 09:57:29 AM  
3 votes:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It looks warm.


Are we still talking about CT's tuna, or...
2018-09-14 09:29:44 AM  
3 votes:
Yellow Beard:

Did you know coffee burns when it sprays out the nose?

I do now.
2018-09-14 09:14:17 AM  
3 votes:
Oh hello!
2018-09-14 09:09:18 AM  
3 votes:

cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]


Dear GAWD that made me laugh. Them ain't kibbles & bits. Just bits!
2018-09-14 02:52:59 PM  
2 votes:

rnatalie: The cafeterias at FSU are now listed as "All you care to eat."   You're free to stop eating even if you CAN consume more.


You should write a book. People need to know about the CAN CONSUME MORE."

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2018-09-14 09:59:46 AM  
2 votes:

70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
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I went to either that place or one similar in Japan. It's all you can eat, but if you have left over meat they charge you. The inlaws were discussing whether or not to get another meat plate because everyone was pretty much full. I told them no problem and go ahead and get one more. Well we had a bunch left over and the mother in law was like "now we have to pay for this." Not a problem. Let me show you how we handle this in America. I cooked the rest up. Wrapped it in a napkin and stuck it in her purse. "See, we have some for later!" They thought it was a pretty weird thing to do, but they weren't complaining when they were snacking on it later that night.
2018-09-14 09:32:51 AM  
2 votes:

Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

Did you know coffee burns when it sprays out the nose? Thanks for the laugh, I needed it this morning.


Prank Call of Cthulhu: Yellow Beard:

Did you know coffee burns when it sprays out the nose?

I do now.


Annnnnd.... you two are welcome.   :)
2018-09-14 11:58:14 AM  
1 vote:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Phelon Hardtimes: 70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
[img.fark.net image 540x408]

Uhh.. There is a glass of beer in that picture.

It looks warm.


If it's good beer, it should be warm.
You only chill crap beer.
2018-09-14 11:16:05 AM  
1 vote:
Sorry I think I blacked out after CT's snapper threadjack.  Is it still friday?
2018-09-14 10:42:37 AM  
1 vote:
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2018-09-14 09:55:31 AM  
1 vote:

Phelon Hardtimes: 70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
[img.fark.net image 540x408]

Uhh.. There is a glass of beer in that picture.


It looks warm.
2018-09-14 09:35:06 AM  
1 vote:
100 plates of sushi?

Not only does that seem unlikely, it sounds impossible.  That amount of rice and fish would simply not fit inside of a human no matter how much they are used to eating.

Something about this sounds exaggerated.
2018-09-14 09:19:49 AM  
1 vote:

cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]


You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?
2018-09-14 09:09:23 AM  
1 vote:
"FUGU ME!"

/other good Simpson's references already taken
2018-09-14 08:59:12 AM  
1 vote:
Did it come with a side of this?
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2018-09-14 08:56:08 AM  
1 vote:
How tiny are the plates that he can fit 100 plates of food in his stomach?
 
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