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(The Local)   Now THAT was too much tuna   ( thelocal.de) divider line
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2018-09-14 10:12:37 AM  

MythDragon: Phelon Hardtimes: 70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
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Uhh.. There is a glass of beer in that picture.

He meant *another* one.
1 mug of beer is just an appetizer for the next several mugs of beer. Sort of a warm up beer. You always get two to start, and down the first one right away to get things started. The 2nd mug is where you start sipping.


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trust me this is what's missing. It's chinese, but you won't care because you will be really drunk and full of expensive meats
 
2018-09-14 10:14:34 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It looks warm.

Are we still talking about CT's tuna, or...

All this attention to the tuna, but none of you guys are paying my bass any attention.   :/

No bass to mouth without Listerine first...you know this.


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2018-09-14 10:16:19 AM  
Big Tuna:
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2018-09-14 10:36:17 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It looks warm.

Are we still talking about CT's tuna, or...

All this attention to the tuna, but none of you guys are paying my bass any attention.   :/


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For you, CT, I will Slash that bass.
 
2018-09-14 10:38:33 AM  

solokumba: YOU GO NOW!
YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR!!
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Sign say "All you can eat", not "You can eat all"!
 
2018-09-14 10:38:49 AM  
That's what I said to subby's mom last night.

/jk, of course
 
2018-09-14 10:42:37 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:00:39 AM  
So...a ton-a tuna?
 
2018-09-14 11:02:25 AM  
 They're probably doing him a favor and saving him from future of serious mercury poisoning...

Seriously, this is one of those situations where you say "look you're a Special Case... we're just going to charge you for like four meals because you eat more than any other four people here, OK? OK."
 
2018-09-14 11:16:05 AM  
Sorry I think I blacked out after CT's snapper threadjack.  Is it still friday?
 
2018-09-14 11:32:58 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

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Y'all are terrible. Absolutely terrible.


Keep up the good work!
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2018-09-14 11:44:27 AM  
The sign says "All you can eat for $20"

After one plate, the waitress says "That's all you can eat for $20"
 
2018-09-14 11:46:13 AM  
"Arrr, that is no man, that tis a remorseless eating machine."

Seriously though, he could have at least offered to pay for another person or three. 100 plates of sushi? That's just excessive.
 
2018-09-14 11:47:47 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:55:00 AM  

MechaPyx: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

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Y'all are terrible. Absolutely terrible.


Keep up the good work!


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2018-09-14 11:58:14 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Phelon Hardtimes: 70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
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Uhh.. There is a glass of beer in that picture.

It looks warm.


If it's good beer, it should be warm.
You only chill crap beer.
 
2018-09-14 12:11:31 PM  
Dangit.  Now I want sushi and there's no place nearby that does AYCE right.
 
2018-09-14 12:13:37 PM  
From the Article: "Bobrowski has a special diet, in which he doesn't eat for 20 hours, and then eats "until I'm full," said the athlete, who works during the day as a software engineer."

I have that same diet.   Except for the "doesn't eat for 20 hours" thing.
 
2018-09-14 12:37:21 PM  
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2018-09-14 12:37:41 PM  
If you know you're going to go hard and you don't want to break a good thing then you might let them know what you're up to and try to find a middle ground.
 
2018-09-14 12:49:43 PM  
In a visit last weekend to the all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant Running Sushi in Landshut, Bavaria, former bodybuilder Bobrowski, 30, ate close to 100 plates of sushi, sending the restaurant into a state of alarm.
"He eats for five people. That is not normal," its owner told the Passauer Neue Presse.


The average person eats 20 plates ?!?
 
2018-09-14 12:56:17 PM  
My son is a 6'6" Marine in Japan and got kicked out of a sushi joint, along with his fellow Marines.

Apparently they eat too much, too.

/Who offers all-you-can-eat sushi--that's just insane.
 
2018-09-14 01:09:24 PM  

kenshin5435: [img.fark.net image 425x239]


THANK GAWD!

This is the correct answer, and is what I was looking for, and it took forever!

/nobody cares, I know, but I love this duo, and my son does too, he was 18 at the time.
//got a kick
///a swift one in the ass booting me out of this thread
 
2018-09-14 01:11:40 PM  
Red Dwarf - Cat Fish
Youtube dkjbMoj0JY4
 
2018-09-14 01:31:04 PM  

Mad Scientist: Oh hello!


I can not believe I had to scroll that far down to get to this.
 
2018-09-14 01:34:31 PM  
The cafeterias at FSU are now listed as "All you care to eat."   You're free to stop eating even if you CAN consume more.
 
2018-09-14 02:15:50 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Sorry I think I blacked out after CT's snapper threadjack.  Is it still friday?


Every CT post is a threadjack.
Some analysis tells me that 50% of her posts are about hedgehogs. 33% are about her boobs.
\those aren't mutually exclusive numbers either. Sometimes there are hedgehogs on her boobs.
 
2018-09-14 02:52:59 PM  

rnatalie: The cafeterias at FSU are now listed as "All you care to eat."   You're free to stop eating even if you CAN consume more.


You should write a book. People need to know about the CAN CONSUME MORE."

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2018-09-14 02:56:41 PM  

MythDragon: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Sorry I think I blacked out after CT's snapper threadjack.  Is it still friday?

Every CT post is a threadjack.
Some analysis tells me that 50% of her posts are about hedgehogs. 33% are about her boobs.
\those aren't mutually exclusive numbers either. Sometimes there are hedgehogs on her boobs.


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HEDGEHOG!
 
2018-09-14 02:58:50 PM  
Hedgehog Boobs...

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2018-09-14 03:03:16 PM  

70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
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Pretty much every all you can eat place in Japan has a time limit, usually a couple of hours. 4 seems quite generous.

In addition, if you can get up and grab food (ie. a buffet), they charge you for extra left over. If a server brings you food / stuff to cook (ie. a yakiniku place), the servers just become increasingly inattentive over time.

I'm amazed they don't do that everywhere.
 
2018-09-14 03:06:01 PM  

MythDragon: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Sorry I think I blacked out after CT's snapper threadjack.  Is it still friday?

Every CT post is a threadjack.


CmdrTaco is on Slashdot.
 
2018-09-14 04:56:06 PM  
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2018-09-14 04:58:18 PM  
*sigh*  You butt-twangs.  Do I have to do everything around here??

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2018-09-14 04:58:44 PM  

70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
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That looks like neither bbq or a meal fit for a viking.

It does look tasty though
 
2018-09-14 05:04:23 PM  
Geez.  I feel bad that I eat maybe four rolls and a few side at my all-you-can-eat sushi place for $24.99.  They raised it to $29.99 recently and now I don't feel so bad.
 
2018-09-14 06:43:36 PM  

70Ford: [img.fark.net image 850x628]
When the sushi boat arrives -
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I want to eat that all.

/never could
 
2018-09-14 10:52:53 PM  
I don't go very often any more, but there's a local AYCE sushi place that's about $20.

They were oddly always very happy to see me.  I tended to go through what would be $200-$300 of sushi at a regular sushi bar.  And I'd go with friends who did the same.

It did not bother them in the least.  They'd always ask if we wanted more.

/We tended to tip well.
//And I don't think the owner was onsite.
 
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