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2018-09-14 08:48:45 AM  
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2018-09-14 08:51:16 AM  
they have not met me
 
2018-09-14 08:51:50 AM  
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2018-09-14 08:56:08 AM  
How tiny are the plates that he can fit 100 plates of food in his stomach?
 
2018-09-14 08:57:07 AM  
YOU GO NOW!
YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR!!
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2018-09-14 08:57:13 AM  
and of course this
John Pinette - Chinese Buffet 'You here four hour!'
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2018-09-14 08:59:12 AM  
Did it come with a side of this?
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2018-09-14 08:59:25 AM  
How do you tuna fish? You adjust its scales.
 
2018-09-14 08:59:51 AM  
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2018-09-14 09:00:47 AM  
To make it worse, the athlete had some cheerleaders there chanting "tuna fish, tuna fish, raw raw raw!"
 
2018-09-14 09:06:25 AM  
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2018-09-14 09:06:38 AM  

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2018-09-14 09:09:18 AM  

cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]


Dear GAWD that made me laugh. Them ain't kibbles & bits. Just bits!
 
2018-09-14 09:09:23 AM  
"FUGU ME!"

/other good Simpson's references already taken
 
2018-09-14 09:10:00 AM  

fappomatic: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

Dear GAWD that made me laugh. Them ain't kibbles & bits. Just bits!


Unless someone didn't clean well, then there might be clitty litter.
 
2018-09-14 09:14:17 AM  
Oh hello!
 
2018-09-14 09:14:33 AM  

Dennis_Moore: [img.fark.net image 500x276]


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2018-09-14 09:17:24 AM  
They really should re-think the concept of an "all you can eat" sushi restaurant.
 
2018-09-14 09:19:49 AM  

cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]


You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?
 
2018-09-14 09:21:21 AM  

Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?


No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.
 
2018-09-14 09:23:43 AM  
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In unanimous agreement
 
2018-09-14 09:24:26 AM  
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2018-09-14 09:25:08 AM  
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When the sushi boat arrives -
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2018-09-14 09:25:10 AM  

cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.


Did you know coffee burns when it sprays out the nose? Thanks for the laugh, I needed it this morning.
 
2018-09-14 09:29:44 AM  
Yellow Beard:

Did you know coffee burns when it sprays out the nose?

I do now.
 
2018-09-14 09:31:30 AM  

cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.


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2018-09-14 09:31:31 AM  
Heard a similar story from a friend who'd been doing the Appalachian Trail. When they finally got close to a town they found a restaurant that was stupidly offering an all-you-can-eat buffet. Eventually the manager came out and told them, "Gentlemen, you've had all you can eat," and kicked them out.
 
2018-09-14 09:32:51 AM  

Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

Did you know coffee burns when it sprays out the nose? Thanks for the laugh, I needed it this morning.


Prank Call of Cthulhu: Yellow Beard:

Did you know coffee burns when it sprays out the nose?

I do now.


Annnnnd.... you two are welcome.   :)
 
2018-09-14 09:35:06 AM  
100 plates of sushi?

Not only does that seem unlikely, it sounds impossible.  That amount of rice and fish would simply not fit inside of a human no matter how much they are used to eating.

Something about this sounds exaggerated.
 
2018-09-14 09:36:55 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

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2018-09-14 09:39:30 AM  

durbnpoisn: 100 plates of sushi?

Not only does that seem unlikely, it sounds impossible.  That amount of rice and fish would simply not fit inside of a human no matter how much they are used to eating.

Something about this sounds exaggerated.


They don't say how big the plates were. Also one might say the same of the dozens of hot dogs that competitive eaters consume, yet...
 
2018-09-14 09:40:39 AM  
When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
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2018-09-14 09:42:07 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

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Don't I know it... :/

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2018-09-14 09:46:16 AM  

70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
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Uhh.. There is a glass of beer in that picture.
 
2018-09-14 09:47:28 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

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Don't I know it... :/

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I think you're doing it wrong.

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2018-09-14 09:47:44 AM  
 
2018-09-14 09:50:50 AM  

cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]


It's red snapper!
 
Ant
2018-09-14 09:52:23 AM  

durbnpoisn: 100 plates of sushi?

Not only does that seem unlikely, it sounds impossible.  That amount of rice and fish would simply not fit inside of a human no matter how much they are used to eating.

Something about this sounds exaggerated.


I don't know. Maybe a bunch of small pieces of nigiri and sashimi would fit. Maybe throw some sides like seaweed salad in there too.
 
2018-09-14 09:52:24 AM  

Munden: [img.fark.net image 384x291]


He drove around looking for another all you can eat sushi restaurant... and then he went fishing.
 
2018-09-14 09:52:29 AM  

durbnpoisn: 100 plates of sushi?

Not only does that seem unlikely, it sounds impossible.  That amount of rice and fish would simply not fit inside of a human no matter how much they are used to eating.

Something about this sounds exaggerated.


Alot of times a plate is 4 cut sections of a roll, or 2 nigiri. Once i made 120 pieces of sushi, about 30 plates total. It fed 4 people to gluttony and I had to shamefully force feed myself the remaining sushi my 3 other guests couldn't finish.
So 100 plates is going to be about 300 pieces of sushi. Im guessing this was some kind of manhood stunt, probably vblogging himself and making a scene about how amazing he is and mind over matter and never don't stop trying mantra bullshiat. He fasts for 20 hours between meals and likely trains in preparation for a stunt like this. It's possible to eat 300 pcs of sushi, but only for the guru level self-absorbed douche (or competitive eater)
 
2018-09-14 09:55:31 AM  

Phelon Hardtimes: 70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
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Uhh.. There is a glass of beer in that picture.


It looks warm.
 
2018-09-14 09:56:02 AM  
There is a sushi buffet near me. They call it a buffet, but everything is made to order. 13 bucks during lunch with a smaller menu 18 at dinner and on weekends for everything, including a bunch of appetizers like chicken katsu and yakitori. Hell of a deal considering some of the higher end rolls are like 14 bucks.

Great. Now I want sushi.
 
2018-09-14 09:57:14 AM  

Doctor Poop: guru level self-absorbed douche


I suspect that is the case.

/No guru, no method, no teacher
//just a douche
 
2018-09-14 09:57:29 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It looks warm.


Are we still talking about CT's tuna, or...
 
2018-09-14 09:57:42 AM  

MythDragon: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

It's red snapper!


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2018-09-14 09:59:46 AM  

70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
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I went to either that place or one similar in Japan. It's all you can eat, but if you have left over meat they charge you. The inlaws were discussing whether or not to get another meat plate because everyone was pretty much full. I told them no problem and go ahead and get one more. Well we had a bunch left over and the mother in law was like "now we have to pay for this." Not a problem. Let me show you how we handle this in America. I cooked the rest up. Wrapped it in a napkin and stuck it in her purse. "See, we have some for later!" They thought it was a pretty weird thing to do, but they weren't complaining when they were snacking on it later that night.
 
2018-09-14 10:01:27 AM  

Phelon Hardtimes: 70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
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Uhh.. There is a glass of beer in that picture.


He meant *another* one.
1 mug of beer is just an appetizer for the next several mugs of beer. Sort of a warm up beer. You always get two to start, and down the first one right away to get things started. The 2nd mug is where you start sipping.
 
2018-09-14 10:04:14 AM  

guestguy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It looks warm.

Are we still talking about CT's tuna, or...


All this attention to the tuna, but none of you guys are paying my bass any attention.   :/
 
2018-09-14 10:06:57 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It looks warm.

Are we still talking about CT's tuna, or...

All this attention to the tuna, but none of you guys are paying my bass any attention.   :/


No bass to mouth without Listerine first...you know this.
 
2018-09-14 10:09:32 AM  
"I was stunned"

Not as much as they were.

/you here 4 hour
//you go now
 
2018-09-14 10:12:37 AM  

MythDragon: Phelon Hardtimes: 70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
[img.fark.net image 540x408]

Uhh.. There is a glass of beer in that picture.

He meant *another* one.
1 mug of beer is just an appetizer for the next several mugs of beer. Sort of a warm up beer. You always get two to start, and down the first one right away to get things started. The 2nd mug is where you start sipping.


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trust me this is what's missing. It's chinese, but you won't care because you will be really drunk and full of expensive meats
 
2018-09-14 10:14:34 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It looks warm.

Are we still talking about CT's tuna, or...

All this attention to the tuna, but none of you guys are paying my bass any attention.   :/

No bass to mouth without Listerine first...you know this.


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2018-09-14 10:16:19 AM  
Big Tuna:
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2018-09-14 10:36:17 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: It looks warm.

Are we still talking about CT's tuna, or...

All this attention to the tuna, but none of you guys are paying my bass any attention.   :/


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For you, CT, I will Slash that bass.
 
2018-09-14 10:38:33 AM  

solokumba: YOU GO NOW!
YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR!!
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Sign say "All you can eat", not "You can eat all"!
 
2018-09-14 10:38:49 AM  
That's what I said to subby's mom last night.

/jk, of course
 
2018-09-14 10:42:37 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:00:39 AM  
So...a ton-a tuna?
 
2018-09-14 11:02:25 AM  
 They're probably doing him a favor and saving him from future of serious mercury poisoning...

Seriously, this is one of those situations where you say "look you're a Special Case... we're just going to charge you for like four meals because you eat more than any other four people here, OK? OK."
 
2018-09-14 11:16:05 AM  
Sorry I think I blacked out after CT's snapper threadjack.  Is it still friday?
 
2018-09-14 11:32:58 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

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Y'all are terrible. Absolutely terrible.


Keep up the good work!
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2018-09-14 11:44:27 AM  
The sign says "All you can eat for $20"

After one plate, the waitress says "That's all you can eat for $20"
 
2018-09-14 11:46:13 AM  
"Arrr, that is no man, that tis a remorseless eating machine."

Seriously though, he could have at least offered to pay for another person or three. 100 plates of sushi? That's just excessive.
 
2018-09-14 11:47:47 AM  
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2018-09-14 11:55:00 AM  

MechaPyx: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Yellow Beard: cowgirl toffee: [humorkitty.com image 673x542]

You ummmm didn't happen to spread anything there to encourage the cat to lick, did you? Is there video?

No... the cat was just curious as to what the dog was doing.

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Y'all are terrible. Absolutely terrible.


Keep up the good work!


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2018-09-14 11:58:14 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Phelon Hardtimes: 70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
[img.fark.net image 540x408]

Uhh.. There is a glass of beer in that picture.

It looks warm.


If it's good beer, it should be warm.
You only chill crap beer.
 
2018-09-14 12:11:31 PM  
Dangit.  Now I want sushi and there's no place nearby that does AYCE right.
 
2018-09-14 12:13:37 PM  
From the Article: "Bobrowski has a special diet, in which he doesn't eat for 20 hours, and then eats "until I'm full," said the athlete, who works during the day as a software engineer."

I have that same diet.   Except for the "doesn't eat for 20 hours" thing.
 
2018-09-14 12:37:21 PM  
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2018-09-14 12:37:41 PM  
If you know you're going to go hard and you don't want to break a good thing then you might let them know what you're up to and try to find a middle ground.
 
2018-09-14 12:49:43 PM  
In a visit last weekend to the all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant Running Sushi in Landshut, Bavaria, former bodybuilder Bobrowski, 30, ate close to 100 plates of sushi, sending the restaurant into a state of alarm.
"He eats for five people. That is not normal," its owner told the Passauer Neue Presse.


The average person eats 20 plates ?!?
 
2018-09-14 12:56:17 PM  
My son is a 6'6" Marine in Japan and got kicked out of a sushi joint, along with his fellow Marines.

Apparently they eat too much, too.

/Who offers all-you-can-eat sushi--that's just insane.
 
2018-09-14 01:09:24 PM  

kenshin5435: [img.fark.net image 425x239]


THANK GAWD!

This is the correct answer, and is what I was looking for, and it took forever!

/nobody cares, I know, but I love this duo, and my son does too, he was 18 at the time.
//got a kick
///a swift one in the ass booting me out of this thread
 
2018-09-14 01:11:40 PM  
Red Dwarf - Cat Fish
Youtube dkjbMoj0JY4
 
2018-09-14 01:31:04 PM  

Mad Scientist: Oh hello!


I can not believe I had to scroll that far down to get to this.
 
2018-09-14 01:34:31 PM  
The cafeterias at FSU are now listed as "All you care to eat."   You're free to stop eating even if you CAN consume more.
 
2018-09-14 02:15:50 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Sorry I think I blacked out after CT's snapper threadjack.  Is it still friday?


Every CT post is a threadjack.
Some analysis tells me that 50% of her posts are about hedgehogs. 33% are about her boobs.
\those aren't mutually exclusive numbers either. Sometimes there are hedgehogs on her boobs.
 
2018-09-14 02:52:59 PM  

rnatalie: The cafeterias at FSU are now listed as "All you care to eat."   You're free to stop eating even if you CAN consume more.


You should write a book. People need to know about the CAN CONSUME MORE."

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2018-09-14 02:56:41 PM  

MythDragon: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Sorry I think I blacked out after CT's snapper threadjack.  Is it still friday?

Every CT post is a threadjack.
Some analysis tells me that 50% of her posts are about hedgehogs. 33% are about her boobs.
\those aren't mutually exclusive numbers either. Sometimes there are hedgehogs on her boobs.


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HEDGEHOG!
 
2018-09-14 02:58:50 PM  
Hedgehog Boobs...

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2018-09-14 03:03:16 PM  

70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
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Pretty much every all you can eat place in Japan has a time limit, usually a couple of hours. 4 seems quite generous.

In addition, if you can get up and grab food (ie. a buffet), they charge you for extra left over. If a server brings you food / stuff to cook (ie. a yakiniku place), the servers just become increasingly inattentive over time.

I'm amazed they don't do that everywhere.
 
2018-09-14 03:06:01 PM  

MythDragon: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Sorry I think I blacked out after CT's snapper threadjack.  Is it still friday?

Every CT post is a threadjack.


CmdrTaco is on Slashdot.
 
2018-09-14 04:56:06 PM  
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2018-09-14 04:58:18 PM  
*sigh*  You butt-twangs.  Do I have to do everything around here??

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2018-09-14 04:58:44 PM  

70Ford: When I was in Japan, the all you could eat Viking BBQ restaurants had a 4 hour rule because the homeless would bum enough money for a meal and then go in for lunch and sit there for the entire day, eating.

The only way you could improve this picture is a big mug of ice cold beer.
[img.fark.net image 540x408]


That looks like neither bbq or a meal fit for a viking.

It does look tasty though
 
2018-09-14 05:04:23 PM  
Geez.  I feel bad that I eat maybe four rolls and a few side at my all-you-can-eat sushi place for $24.99.  They raised it to $29.99 recently and now I don't feel so bad.
 
2018-09-14 06:43:36 PM  

70Ford: [img.fark.net image 850x628]
When the sushi boat arrives -
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I want to eat that all.

/never could
 
2018-09-14 10:52:53 PM  
I don't go very often any more, but there's a local AYCE sushi place that's about $20.

They were oddly always very happy to see me.  I tended to go through what would be $200-$300 of sushi at a regular sushi bar.  And I'd go with friends who did the same.

It did not bother them in the least.  They'd always ask if we wanted more.

/We tended to tip well.
//And I don't think the owner was onsite.
 
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