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2018-09-13 10:43:18 PM  
Nobody has ever been treated more unfairly than me! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

President Rump or Brantgoose's Baby Sister. Guess!

/Don't tell my sister. Keep in on the down low. If you tattle to Trump, I am sure you will yours!
 
2018-09-13 10:50:22 PM  
That poor, poor victim.  Mean Dems killing people left and right just to make him look bad.

Poor widdle baby.
 
2018-09-13 11:36:46 PM  
Aw, poor widdle baby.  Here, now put this binky in your mouth and see if you go entire day without pooping your pants.
 
2018-09-13 11:55:30 PM  
I just popped a rather large zit behind my ear, next to my jaw. As the oil, blood, and puss started dribbling down my jaw I realized this was the hardest thing I had to deal with today. There are currently US citizens off in another part of the world, away from the US mainland that have lost WAY more than just a small inconvenience of time and energy, and here the toddler we call the president of the united states sits and does nothing. How exactly did we as a nation get to this? We the people have failed.
 
2018-09-14 02:19:24 AM  
Trump is sounding more and more like he's having an extended bout of narcissist rage.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/bl​o​g/communication-success/201807/8-signs​-narcissistic-rage

I'm not a health care professional or anything and this is just like...my opinion man....but it seems to fit the facts.
 
2018-09-14 02:25:33 AM  
This shift was not a result of partisan trickery, but of the preliminary findings of a study by the Milken Institute School of Public Health at George Washington University.

Yeah, who can believe anything named after that Washington guy! Everybody knows he couldn't tell the truth to save his life! And he had FAKE TEETH!

You just know all those bodies they say they found were illegal immigrants, sneaking onto the island just to die for the Democrats! Besides, when I single-handedly saved the entire island with my case of paper towels (expertly thrown, by the way, you know that bum LeBron couldn't have thrown those paper towels anywhere as near as good), there were just a couple of hundred people in the room! Where did all these dead people come from? DEMOCRATS BAD!
 
2018-09-14 02:40:29 AM  
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I'm getting a lot of use out of this one.
 
2018-09-14 06:02:16 AM  
That's not unusual. He always makes himself the victim. This headline could apply to every event in the last 3 years. Including him becoming president.
 
2018-09-14 06:05:47 AM  
I know it is incredibly stiff competition. But this might be the worst of his tweets.

Denying the deaths of thousands of Americans. And the GOP right there with their enabling ways
 
2018-09-14 06:13:52 AM  
Trump is right.  The term "death" is ambiguous.  Is it when your heart stops or when your brain flat-lines?  No one knows.  And, since a lot of people didn't have access to medical care after the hurricane, how do we know the "dead" actually had heart-stoppage or brain-death?  It comes down to philosophy.  Like the term, "jackass":  Is it a beast of burden or a moron who cannot take responsibility for his own screwups?

No one knows...
 
2018-09-14 06:46:54 AM  
So, another Thursday in the Trump Administration?
 
2018-09-14 06:55:25 AM  
The guy before you had its soooo easy!
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2018-09-14 06:57:23 AM  
I'm not even surprised that this is Trump's response, anymore. What I am--and always will be--surprised with are all the sycophants and Trumpanzees that eat this shiat up; that happily blame the vague concept of 'corruption' for Puerto Rico's plight, or their crumbling infrastructure. . . You know, despite one of the most coherent promises Donald Trump having made on the campaign trail to refurbish America's crumbling infrastructure.  He even had an infrastructure week, for all the good that did!
 
2018-09-14 06:57:37 AM  

Gubbo: I know it is incredibly stiff competition. But this might be the worst of his tweets.

Denying the deaths of thousands of Americans. And the GOP right there with their enabling ways


I wonder what it would take for them to get up off their fat, corrupt asses and actually take action.
 
2018-09-14 06:57:47 AM  
I can't wait to see the behavior if and when he gets voted out in 2020.  The after election tweets and actions are gonna make all this seem tame in comparison
 
2018-09-14 06:59:06 AM  

Lady J: Gubbo: I know it is incredibly stiff competition. But this might be the worst of his tweets.

Denying the deaths of thousands of Americans. And the GOP right there with their enabling ways

I wonder what it would take for them to get up off their fat, corrupt asses and actually take action.


It's like trying to get a date with the hot girl you've already asked out 3 times, if it hasn't happened yet, it's not going to
 
2018-09-14 07:01:02 AM  
Am I the only one who got the headline?

Trump has identified the biggest victim of Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico: Himself

The deep state is telegraphing the results of the Mueller investigation
 
2018-09-14 07:01:46 AM  

davidphogan: [img.fark.net image 750x566]

I'm getting a lot of use out of this one.


It always makes me think of this... only not as amusing:
PSY - DADDY(feat. CL of 2NE1) M/V
Youtube FrG4TEcSuRg
 
2018-09-14 07:06:52 AM  

Lady J: Gubbo: I know it is incredibly stiff competition. But this might be the worst of his tweets.

Denying the deaths of thousands of Americans. And the GOP right there with their enabling ways

I wonder what it would take for them to get up off their fat, corrupt asses and actually take action.


The scumbag thirty percenters to go away.

I'm sure most of the GOP isn't thrilled about Trump, but if they don't keep licking his taint they'll get primaried by a sociopath backed by Trump supporters. And, since everybody in the GOP cares more about thier own election than their party, and more about their party than the country, here we are.

We could fix a lot of this nonsense by simply modernizing our electoral systems so that the loudest and most motivated don't get an amplified voice in choosing the initial candidates in elections. Instant runoff voting alone would silence a lot of the deplorables who get an outsize voice throughtout the whole process simply by being incredibly active in the primaries.
 
2018-09-14 07:10:09 AM  
Must be a day ending in 'y' if he is making something completely unrelated all about him.
 
2018-09-14 07:14:14 AM  

MattytheMouse: I'm not even surprised that this is Trump's response, anymore. What I am--and always will be--surprised with are all the sycophants and Trumpanzees that eat this shiat up; that happily blame the vague concept of 'corruption' for Puerto Rico's plight, or their crumbling infrastructure. . . You know, despite one of the most coherent promises Donald Trump having made on the campaign trail to refurbish America's crumbling infrastructure.  He even had an 20 infrastructure weeks, for all the good that did!


FTFY
 
2018-09-14 07:17:47 AM  
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YOUR LOVED ONES DIED?! BOO FARKING HOO! PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME! IT'S NOT FAIR! FAKE NEWS! WITCH HUNT! HILLARY CLINTON! WHARRRRRRRGARBLE!
 
2018-09-14 07:21:46 AM  

Lady J: Gubbo: I know it is incredibly stiff competition. But this might be the worst of his tweets.

Denying the deaths of thousands of Americans. And the GOP right there with their enabling ways

I wonder what it would take for them to get up off their fat, corrupt asses and actually take action.


Besides a Democrat bring President? A tax increase on their donors is the only thing.
 
2018-09-14 07:23:46 AM  

Lady J: Gubbo: I know it is incredibly stiff competition. But this might be the worst of his tweets.

Denying the deaths of thousands of Americans. And the GOP right there with their enabling ways

I wonder what it would take for them to get up off their fat, corrupt asses and actually take action.


A blah President.
 
2018-09-14 07:25:36 AM  

Lady J: Gubbo: I know it is incredibly stiff competition. But this might be the worst of his tweets.

Denying the deaths of thousands of Americans. And the GOP right there with their enabling ways

I wonder what it would take for them to get up off their fat, corrupt asses and actually take action.


Their base doesn't see PR or the USVI as part of the US. The USVI is slightly more acceptable, since it's got a mixed population, and speaks English primarily. PR has brown skin and Spanish, which means it isn't a REAL part of the country. I've heard that argument several times. It's revolting.

idgaf which country it is. If some nation is THAT shredded by natural disaster, nations who can help SHOULD help. It's the right thing to do. Oh, wait, that's why the R's are against it.
 
2018-09-14 07:28:09 AM  
That's the way Trump supporters love their gods: heroically baby-like.
 
2018-09-14 07:28:30 AM  
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2018-09-14 07:29:53 AM  

Lady J: Gubbo: I know it is incredibly stiff competition. But this might be the worst of his tweets.

Denying the deaths of thousands of Americans. And the GOP right there with their enabling ways

I wonder what it would take for them to get up off their fat, corrupt asses and actually take action.


Pissing off their donors.
 
2018-09-14 07:30:06 AM  
Marsha  Marsha Marsh................................I mean Maria Maria Maria.
 
2018-09-14 07:30:52 AM  

Lady J: Gubbo: I know it is incredibly stiff competition. But this might be the worst of his tweets.

Denying the deaths of thousands of Americans. And the GOP right there with their enabling ways

I wonder what it would take for them to get up off their fat, corrupt asses and actually take action.


As long as it would mean them maybe losing an ounce of power because of it? Never.
 
2018-09-14 07:33:17 AM  

Lady J: Gubbo: I know it is incredibly stiff competition. But this might be the worst of his tweets.

Denying the deaths of thousands of Americans. And the GOP right there with their enabling ways

I wonder what it would take for them to get up off their fat, corrupt asses and actually take action.


Pitchfork tines between their shoulder blades.
 
2018-09-14 07:34:10 AM  

davidphogan: [img.fark.net image 750x566]

I'm getting a lot of use out of this one.


You know , that's great but the original is somehow more effective because it shows a grown man doing this and is that much more pathetic
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2018-09-14 07:34:38 AM  

Weaver95: Trump is sounding more and more like he's having an extended bout of narcissist rage.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blo​g/communication-success/201807/8-signs​-narcissistic-rage

I'm not a health care professional or anything and this is just like...my opinion man....but it seems to fit the facts.



Pffft, don't sell yourself short man. Get a PhD from an online diploma mill and you can start writing books about the subject.
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2018-09-14 07:42:16 AM  

davidphogan: [img.fark.net image 750x566]

I'm getting a lot of use out of this one.


See also:

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2018-09-14 07:42:34 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: Trump is right.  The term "death" is ambiguous.  Is it when your heart stops or when your brain flat-lines?  No one knows.  And, since a lot of people didn't have access to medical care after the hurricane, how do we know the "dead" actually had heart-stoppage or brain-death?  It comes down to philosophy.  Like the term, "jackass":  Is it a beast of burden or a moron who cannot take responsibility for his own screwups?

No one knows...


If it is the latter, then the GOP electorate has been dead for at least a decade.
 
2018-09-14 07:45:11 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: davidphogan: [img.fark.net image 750x566]

I'm getting a lot of use out of this one.

You know , that's great but the original is somehow more effective because it shows a grown man doing this and is that much more pathetic[pbs.twimg.com image 850x563]


The expression on the Secret Service agents face is amazing.
 
2018-09-14 07:52:18 AM  
Water. Big water. Ocean water. DEMOCRATS!
 
2018-09-14 07:52:49 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: davidphogan: [img.fark.net image 750x566]

I'm getting a lot of use out of this one.

You know , that's great but the original is somehow more effective because it shows a grown man doing this and is that much more pathetic[pbs.twimg.com image 850x563]


This picture honestly makes me think even I would be a better President than this asshole.  Sadly, I doubt I'd make it through the primaries.
 
2018-09-14 07:57:57 AM  
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Christ, What An Asshole!
 
2018-09-14 07:58:30 AM  
If I stood on Trump I would have to burn my shoes.
 
2018-09-14 08:00:01 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: davidphogan: [img.fark.net image 750x566]

I'm getting a lot of use out of this one.

You know , that's great but the original is somehow more effective because it shows a grown man doing this and is that much more pathetic[pbs.twimg.com image 850x563]


I like the version with the even smaller than normal(for him) hands
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/that's a transparent background by the way, nice and easy to 'shop for anyone inclined..
 
2018-09-14 08:00:03 AM  

TonySoprano: The guy before you had its soooo easy!
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wait. if Obama is killing America, shouldnt the uncle sam be in the noose and Obama pulling the lever ?

the effigy seems to suggest America is killing Obama
 
2018-09-14 08:01:43 AM  
Now you see how the Clinton Crime Cabal and the Deep State work.   They killed 3,000 people in a Hurricane just to make POTUS look bad!

Wake up sheeple!
 
2018-09-14 08:04:31 AM  

CheatCommando: bigfatbuddhist: Trump is right.  The term "death" is ambiguous.  Is it when your heart stops or when your brain flat-lines?  No one knows.  And, since a lot of people didn't have access to medical care after the hurricane, how do we know the "dead" actually had heart-stoppage or brain-death?  It comes down to philosophy.  Like the term, "jackass":  Is it a beast of burden or a moron who cannot take responsibility for his own screwups?

No one knows...

If it is the latter, then the GOP electorate has been dead for at least a decade.


That's a value judgement and offensive.  As was the comment in the previous sentence...
 
2018-09-14 08:04:45 AM  

Cheron: Am I the only one who got the headline?

Trump has identified the biggest victim of Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico: Himself

The deep state is telegraphing the results of the Mueller investigation


Very suave interpretation.
 
2018-09-14 08:05:31 AM  

ChimpNipples: I just popped a rather large zit behind my ear, next to my jaw. As the oil, blood, and puss started dribbling down my jaw I realized this was the hardest thing I had to deal with today. There are currently US citizens off in another part of the world, away from the US mainland that have lost WAY more than just a small inconvenience of time and energy, and here the toddler we call the president of the united states sits and does nothing. How exactly did we as a nation get to this? We the people have failed.



When you say "large" what do you mean?  Size of  pea?, a grape? A golf ball?  Are we talking "Dr. Pimple Popper" large or just "I'll still remember this tomorrow" large?
 
2018-09-14 08:06:31 AM  
I'm the victim here, not the people who farking died due to slow Government response!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.
 
2018-09-14 08:06:34 AM  

Cheron: Am I the only one who got the headline?

Trump has identified the biggest victim of Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico: Himself

The deep state is telegraphing the results of the Mueller investigation


I would love it if Trump was ultimately brought down under a law signed by Nixon.
 
2018-09-14 08:06:37 AM  

jvmahon: ChimpNipples: I just popped a rather large zit behind my ear, next to my jaw. As the oil, blood, and puss started dribbling down my jaw I realized this was the hardest thing I had to deal with today. There are currently US citizens off in another part of the world, away from the US mainland that have lost WAY more than just a small inconvenience of time and energy, and here the toddler we call the president of the united states sits and does nothing. How exactly did we as a nation get to this? We the people have failed.


When you say "large" what do you mean?  Size of  pea?, a grape? A golf ball?  Are we talking "Dr. Pimple Popper" large or just "I'll still remember this tomorrow" large?


ew

both of you... ew
 
2018-09-14 08:08:43 AM  
We flew in right after Hurricane Maria, dug up the cemeteries and started throwing bodies everywhere.  Got paid by the Democratic Party.  They paid me $750,000.  Now I care about tax cuts for me and government should be reduced to a Somalia type place where I can buy my own private protection and personal healthcare because fark you all.  I got mine.
 
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