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(Right Wing Watch)   Eric Bolling and Alex Jones brag about their "easy access" to Trump and US policy   ( rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2018-09-14 03:26:16 AM  
"Literally, you told him something that makes sense. He's like, 'Yeah that makes great sense. Make sure the materials are from America.' What is it like, then, to talk to him and see it manifest and save the country?" Jones asked.

And then he did it! Oh wait...

he's, like, smooth like he's a voice actor that never made a mistake

Only if you don't listen to those anonominous people in blue shtates.
 
2018-09-14 05:27:19 AM  
Yeah, they're a totally honest source on themselves.
 
2018-09-14 05:33:09 AM  
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2018-09-14 05:36:55 AM  
Are you going to trust a man who can't even be farked to buy shirts that fit his neck? You could hang that guy and he'd just shrug it off.
 
2018-09-14 05:38:43 AM  
Jones interrupted Bolling and said, "I was about to say. Trump's called me, like, at 10 o'clock at night and I'm, like, tired and he's, like, smooth like he's a voice actor that never made a mistake. And I'm like, 'I just had a five-minute conversation and he didn't mumble one time."

jfc

a) a complete farking lie
b) wtf state are things in when you've got to lie about whether the POTUS mumbles or not?

These Trump sycophants have literally gambled everything on him. Who the fark would ever employ them after this?

I dunno man... wtf is the world coming to.
 
2018-09-14 05:39:18 AM  
They think Trumpy sets policy?
 
2018-09-14 05:43:16 AM  
Have to admit, Bolling, that Infrasructure Week has been a huge success. So successful that they've attempted it again and again and again.
 
2018-09-14 05:49:01 AM  

Lady J: Jones interrupted Bolling and said, "I was about to say. Trump's called me, like, at 10 o'clock at night and I'm, like, tired and he's, like, smooth like he's a voice actor that never made a mistake. And I'm like, 'I just had a five-minute conversation and he didn't mumble one time."

jfc

a) a complete farking lie
b) wtf state are things in when you've got to lie about whether the POTUS mumbles or not?

These Trump sycophants have literally gambled everything on him. Who the fark would ever employ them after this?

I dunno man... wtf is the world coming to.


If they consider him to be a "friend", they may not notice. When my grandmother was in cognitive decline, my grandfather didn't really notice it. Neither did my aunt. Since I live out of state, and only spoke to her on the phone, I noticed it far earlier. You compensate. That said, I don't think they're friends of Trump, and they are trying to give the Garrison crowd something to smug about.
 
2018-09-14 05:51:19 AM  
Eric Bolling is the guy who got fired from Fox News Channel for texting pics of his cock to his female co-workers.
 
2018-09-14 05:57:57 AM  

Lady J: Jones interrupted Bolling and said, "I was about to say. Trump's called me, like, at 10 o'clock at night and I'm, like, tired and he's, like, smooth like he's a voice actor that never made a mistake. And I'm like, 'I just had a five-minute conversation and he didn't mumble one time."

jfc

a) a complete farking lie
b) wtf state are things in when you've got to lie about whether the POTUS mumbles or not?

These Trump sycophants have literally gambled everything on him. Who the fark would ever employ them after this?

I dunno man... wtf is the world coming to.


In a few weeks they'll probably be making up stories about his ability to achieve and maintain an erection, at this rate.
 
2018-09-14 06:04:38 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Lady J: Jones interrupted Bolling and said, "I was about to say. Trump's called me, like, at 10 o'clock at night and I'm, like, tired and he's, like, smooth like he's a voice actor that never made a mistake. And I'm like, 'I just had a five-minute conversation and he didn't mumble one time."

jfc

a) a complete farking lie
b) wtf state are things in when you've got to lie about whether the POTUS mumbles or not?

These Trump sycophants have literally gambled everything on him. Who the fark would ever employ them after this?

I dunno man... wtf is the world coming to.

In a few weeks they'll probably be making up stories about his ability to achieve and maintain an erection, at this rate.


My erection is tremendous. Honestly, the biggest you've ever seen. Trust me.

/vomit, for ever and ever
 
2018-09-14 06:22:40 AM  

Lady J: HMS_Blinkin: Lady J: Jones interrupted Bolling and said, "I was about to say. Trump's called me, like, at 10 o'clock at night and I'm, like, tired and he's, like, smooth like he's a voice actor that never made a mistake. And I'm like, 'I just had a five-minute conversation and he didn't mumble one time."

jfc

a) a complete farking lie
b) wtf state are things in when you've got to lie about whether the POTUS mumbles or not?

These Trump sycophants have literally gambled everything on him. Who the fark would ever employ them after this?

I dunno man... wtf is the world coming to.

In a few weeks they'll probably be making up stories about his ability to achieve and maintain an erection, at this rate.

My erection is tremendous. Honestly, the biggest you've ever seen. Trust me.

/vomit, for ever and ever


Imagine if his pubes are as bad as his toupee

/No don't, that would be a silly thing
//Off to poke out my mind's eye with a sharp stick.
 
2018-09-14 06:26:31 AM  
theDesertHamster:

Imagine if his pubes are as bad as his toupee

/No don't, that would be a silly thing
//Off to poke out my mind's eye with a sharp stick.


It's fine. I never wanted to have sex again anyway.
 
2018-09-14 07:34:04 AM  
The Reagans consulted mediums and astrologers for policy advice.  Trump simply foregoes the mummery and mysticism and gets the stupid in its raw form directly from the source.

// Trump won't go to a medium because they're too small, not bigly like him.
 
2018-09-14 08:57:04 AM  

Lady J: Jones interrupted Bolling and said, "I was about to say. Trump's called me, like, at 10 o'clock at night and I'm, like, tired and he's, like, smooth like he's a voice actor that never made a mistake. And I'm like, 'I just had a five-minute conversation and he didn't mumble one time."

jfc

a) a complete farking lie
b) wtf state are things in when you've got to lie about whether the POTUS mumbles or not?

These Trump sycophants have literally gambled everything on him. Who the fark would ever employ them after this?

I dunno man... wtf is the world coming to.


And who knew that Alex Jones was like a teenage girl from like the valley like OHMIGOD!?
 
2018-09-14 10:23:58 AM  
"InfoWars news desk"

"InfoWars news desk"

"InfoWars news desk"

I just can't today.
 
2018-09-14 02:05:10 PM  
Next week we'll find out that FEMA ordered a billion dollars of diet supplements instead of food for the Florence victims.
 
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