Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Hill)   John Kerry. BAD   ( thehill.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Donald Trump, Copy link, Tweet, Sam Vinograd Verified, Ivana Trump, Vinograd Verified account, reply, Tweet location history  
•       •       •

4171 clicks; posted to Politics » on 14 Sep 2018 at 2:16 AM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



69 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2018-09-13 09:37:54 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2018-09-13 09:38:50 PM  
oh for f*ck's sakes. SHUT UP YOU TWIT!
 
2018-09-13 09:43:34 PM  

somedude210: oh for f*ck's sakes. SHUT UP YOU TWIT!


I dunno why, but I thought of this:
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-09-13 09:47:24 PM  
What is he even talking about?
 
2018-09-13 09:51:06 PM  
actually, you are supposed to get some kind of permit before you go all jibber-jabbey with foriegn leaders talkin our business.  I may have para-phrased that whole thing a bit.
 
2018-09-13 09:52:16 PM  
Yeah, he's a little more unhinged than normal.  Maybe he finally realizes his life isn't going to get any better.
 
2018-09-13 09:54:19 PM  
In D2S's world, Neo-Nazis and Putin = Good
Kerry and McCain = Bad

/illusion + delusion fill that orange brain of his
 
2018-09-13 10:14:47 PM  
Is he referring to meetings Kerry had with the Iranians while he was Secretary of State?  Those wouldn't be considered illegal would they?
 
2018-09-13 10:19:31 PM  

BizarreMan: Is he referring to meetings Kerry had with the Iranians while he was Secretary of State?  Those wouldn't be considered illegal would they?


Even if he wasn't Sectetary during the meetings Trump was talking about, I'm pretty certain he was working on behalf of the Obama admin. His status would be just as legal as whatever the fark Kushner does.
 
2018-09-13 10:21:29 PM  

NeoCortex42: BizarreMan: Is he referring to meetings Kerry had with the Iranians while he was Secretary of State?  Those wouldn't be considered illegal would they?

Even if he wasn't Sectetary during the meetings Trump was talking about, I'm pretty certain he was working on behalf of the Obama admin. His status would be just as legal as whatever the fark Kushner does.


I think he did some work when the Trump Administration was in, but Kerry wasn't acting as an official representative of the US at the time.
 
2018-09-13 10:24:18 PM  

enry: NeoCortex42: BizarreMan: Is he referring to meetings Kerry had with the Iranians while he was Secretary of State?  Those wouldn't be considered illegal would they?

Even if he wasn't Sectetary during the meetings Trump was talking about, I'm pretty certain he was working on behalf of the Obama admin. His status would be just as legal as whatever the fark Kushner does.

I think he did some work when the Trump Administration was in, but Kerry wasn't acting as an official representative of the US at the time.


In that's case, wouldn't it be a Logan Act violation, if anything?  Lord knows that's been violated by enough politicians without consequence.
 
2018-09-13 10:28:37 PM  
Ok. We'll hold him accountable along with you, your family, and your associates.

What's that? You just wanted a distraction? Gotcha.
 
2018-09-13 10:41:00 PM  
So if I tell my Canadian friend they need to wait to visit until Trump is gone, am I supposed to be in jail too?  Or can no private citizen make any negative observation about the sick fark we have as a president to any foreign person?
 
2018-09-13 10:42:11 PM  
Kerry met with some very hostile Vietnamese too.
abc.net.auView Full Size

awolbush.comView Full Size


(Trump OTOH was awarded the Purple Bone Spur during the Vietnam war along with the Silver Syringe of Penicillin for the battle of the VD Clinic.)

Kerry has met with Putin too-
i.dawn.comView Full Size

Note that Kerry is shaking Putin's hand, not giving him a handy.  Trump might want to save this for future reference.
 
2018-09-13 10:44:59 PM  
ibhuluimcom-a.akamaihd.netView Full Size


John Kerry BAD!
 
2018-09-13 10:55:02 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: Yeah, he's a little more unhinged than normal.  Maybe he finally realizes his life isn't going to get any better.


Except for the part where no. It has been the same insane shiat, prior to, and recently.

It doesn't get more crazy/stupid. It gets consistently insane/stupid.
 
2018-09-13 11:09:44 PM  
pbs.twimg.comView Full Size
 
2018-09-13 11:11:37 PM  
pbs.twimg.comView Full Size


That Twitter thread has lots of great pictures.
 
2018-09-13 11:18:18 PM  
Fark that SOB Trump. He's a looney and a traitor.
 
2018-09-13 11:27:42 PM  

NateAsbestos: What is he even talking about?


I'm guessing Kerry stepped in to talk Iran down from the nuclear cliff and 2 Scoops is mad he didn't get to play the Command&Conquer LARP.
 
2018-09-13 11:30:54 PM  

stan unusual: Kerry has met with Putin too-
[i.dawn.com image 537x415]
Note that Kerry is shaking Putin's hand, not giving him a handy.  Trump might want to save this for future reference.


Also notice Putin is giving his scared teenager smile instead of the shiateating weasel grin he has when meeting Trumpy.
 
2018-09-13 11:33:49 PM  

Flappyhead: NateAsbestos: What is he even talking about?

I'm guessing Kerry stepped in to talk Iran down from the nuclear cliff and 2 Scoops is mad he didn't get to play the Command&Conquer LARP.


I'm sure there is a business analogy for returning to the same lawyer who negotiated a deal, even if said deal collapsed.
 
2018-09-13 11:51:24 PM  
Actual article here.

Trump slams Kerry for 'illegal' meetings with Iran

The Usual Suspects are so busy screaming about this it took me a while to find a derp-free link.
 
2018-09-14 12:21:21 AM  
If only Trump knew someone in a position of power that could do something!
 
2018-09-14 12:28:02 AM  

NeoCortex42: enry: NeoCortex42: BizarreMan: Is he referring to meetings Kerry had with the Iranians while he was Secretary of State?  Those wouldn't be considered illegal would they?

Even if he wasn't Sectetary during the meetings Trump was talking about, I'm pretty certain he was working on behalf of the Obama admin. His status would be just as legal as whatever the fark Kushner does.

I think he did some work when the Trump Administration was in, but Kerry wasn't acting as an official representative of the US at the time.

In that's case, wouldn't it be a Logan Act violation, if anything?  Lord knows that's been violated by enough politicians without consequence.


He was asked to help determine how the treaty would work without the US as a signatory.  He was not negotiating anything, nor undermining the US position, so Logan wouldn't apply.
 
2018-09-14 12:31:52 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-09-14 12:38:29 AM  
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody has stepped in covertly to tell Iran that this shiat will blow over and not take it to heart. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Kerry. Trump can blow a gasket and try to do something about it, but we all know Trump doesn't actually do anything constructive, he just biatches and wets his diapers. The GOP will biatch and moan in concert with him but nothing will happen. This will all blow over and the deal with Iran will resume.
 
2018-09-14 01:49:28 AM  
this kinda looks like 'narcissistic rage' to me. anyone else getting that vibe from donny lately?
 
2018-09-14 02:26:32 AM  
Because going all-in on the Iran/KSA cold war is what America needs right now.
 
2018-09-14 02:26:38 AM  
Is this Kerry's 2020 presidential bid announcement?
 
2018-09-14 02:27:17 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-09-14 02:31:13 AM  

NateAsbestos: What is he even talking about?


Trumpy had poopums and now his bot-bot sore.
 
2018-09-14 02:32:11 AM  
Cut him some slack, he's under a lot of stress.

Egypt's leader said to Trump:
"Donald, I'm worried about this investigation. Are you going to be around? Suppose I need a favor, Donald?"
Trump described it "like a kick in the nuts. It's awful,"
 
2018-09-14 02:32:16 AM  
Trump mentions FARA (something we can be confident he doesn't understand in any meaningful way) just as Manafort, who among other things was charged with FARA violations, is pleading out. The usual projection/both sides stuff I reckon.

/fara registrations by lobbyists up 50% vs. last year
 
2018-09-14 02:34:42 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: If only Trump knew someone in a position of power that could do something!


Alas, Putin doesn't much care what John Kerry does in his spare time.
 
2018-09-14 02:36:48 AM  
i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2018-09-14 02:47:26 AM  

redoctober65: In D2S's world, Neo-Nazis and Putin = Good
Kerry and McCain = Bad

/illusion + delusion fill that orange brain of his


2 guys that, unlike Trump, didn't chicken-sh*t their way out of the Vietnam war are much worse than than our sworn enemies.
 
2018-09-14 02:48:02 AM  
Where in the ever lovin' fark did this come from?
 
2018-09-14 02:49:20 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-09-14 02:50:05 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Where in the ever lovin' fark did this come from?


I think Donny might be having a tiny bit of narcissistic rage.  if that's the case, a lot of garbage that's been floating around the hard drive might get randomly puked up on the main monitor.
 
2018-09-14 03:14:22 AM  

Surool: redoctober65: In D2S's world, Neo-Nazis and Putin = Good
Kerry and McCain = Bad

/illusion + delusion fill that orange brain of his

2 guys that, unlike Trump, didn't chicken-sh*t their way out of the Vietnam war are much worse than than our sworn enemies.


Let's not forget about Mueller. Amazing how much the Republican party hates vets now, isn't it? And they love pussy grabbing draft dodgers and anti-democratic dictators.
 
2018-09-14 03:19:11 AM  

Dark Side Of The Spoon: Surool: redoctober65: In D2S's world, Neo-Nazis and Putin = Good
Kerry and McCain = Bad

/illusion + delusion fill that orange brain of his

2 guys that, unlike Trump, didn't chicken-sh*t their way out of the Vietnam war are much worse than than our sworn enemies.

Let's not forget about Mueller. Amazing how much the Republican party hates vets now, isn't it? And they love pussy grabbing draft dodgers and anti-democratic dictators.


shiat the hated vets since 2004 a.d.



img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-09-14 03:35:59 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Where in the ever lovin' fark did this come from?


The news channels are talking about the hurricane. Nobody is talking about him.
 
2018-09-14 03:40:21 AM  
Kerry to lose every clearance he's ever had in 3.....2....
 
2018-09-14 04:06:50 AM  
And believe me, Trump knows a thing or two about illegal meetings.
 
2018-09-14 04:14:01 AM  
FAGA? Really?
 
2018-09-14 04:20:03 AM  
*blows dust off of image*

i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2018-09-14 04:42:47 AM  
There's a hurricane going on that is probably  going to kill some American citizens, but trump is tweeting about FARA? Manafort flipped.
 
2018-09-14 04:43:14 AM  

fusillade762: Actual article here.

Trump slams Kerry for 'illegal' meetings with Iran

The Usual Suspects are so busy screaming about this it took me a while to find a derp-free link.


It is late or early here, and my mind goes strange places.
From yer link:

"
Kerry was heavily involved in crafting the nuclear agreement between Iran, the U.S. and other major world powers. He denies that his discussions focus on one of the Obama administration's signature foreign policy achievements.
"It's not Iran deal-specific, it's with respect to trade, it's with respect to NATO," he said. "

Now US screwing up the Iran deal.
Nobody else wants it screwed up.

Suppose, Kerry wanted to troll or cause heads to explode by asking European countries to invite Iran to join NATO.  Sure, they aren't on the Atlantic, but neither is Turkey.
Article 5 becomes very interesting.

Besides, Washington Examiner thinks it is a bad idea, so even talking about it would cause heads to explode.

Qualifier:  Iran is not joining NATO anytime soon, probably not in the next fifty years.

Some people just want to watch heads explode, some people want Iran to be engaged in productive activities.

And Putin already is trying to recruit Iran into the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation.  Bidding war for unsigned global player!

/madness off
 
2018-09-14 05:52:07 AM  
So when and where were these meetings? Watch it turn out that he met with some US citizens of Iranian decent about something insignificant.
Donnie is probably going to love the next few days since the news is just storm coverage and they won't be saying mean things about him. Until he opens his mouth about the response.
 
Displayed 50 of 69 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report