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(Metro)   Fancy a trip to Papua New Guinea? There's an abandoned boat off its coast that reportedly has £27 million worth of cocaine hidden inside. All you have to do is find it before the smugglers and police do. Who's up for it?   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, Papua New Guinea, Pacific Ocean, Budi Budi Island, Australia, New Guinea, Papa New Guinean, south-east Papua New, Australian air surveillance  
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3297 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Sep 2018 at 3:20 PM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-09-13 02:26:38 PM  
I'm in.   Wanna meet in L.A. and fly outta there?
 
2018-09-13 03:04:34 PM  
I'm in but I'm just not sure I can do that much cocaine in one sitting. But, I'll give it my best.
 
2018-09-13 03:21:29 PM  
It isn't finding it that is the problem.

Any idiot can find a lot of cocaine if he is diligent.

I mean...have you listened to Donald Trump Jr talk lately?
 
2018-09-13 03:22:48 PM  
Damn.  In Wyoming now.  Can't make it.  Otherwise we would need a criminal attorney.
 
2018-09-13 03:23:27 PM  
Finding it may not be that difficult. The tricky part is escaping with and selling the found cocaine without drawing the angry attention of those same smugglers and police.
 
2018-09-13 03:23:53 PM  
Aaaaaaaaaaaand, it's gone.
 
2018-09-13 03:24:35 PM  
'Our men couldn't get into the interior,' said regional PNG chief inspector George Bayagau. 'There was diesel poured inside and there was grease all over and it made it very, very difficult.' He added: 'All efforts were made to salvage the boat, but it was impossible.'

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2018-09-13 03:25:07 PM  
Boat Full of Cocaine is the name of my Kenny Loggins cover band.
 
2018-09-13 03:26:14 PM  
heroin galore
Youtube o-vtFZAaTDY
 
2018-09-13 03:26:56 PM  
Pass!
 
2018-09-13 03:27:38 PM  
Watch out for giant moray eels.
 
2018-09-13 03:29:07 PM  
A mere 27 million?  Call me when you are talking real money you grubby peasant.  I'll bet you lot don't even have servants you can grope with impunity.
 
2018-09-13 03:29:24 PM  
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2018-09-13 03:29:28 PM  
Let me get my straw, i'll be right with you.
 
2018-09-13 03:29:32 PM  
No, thanks, Subby. I don't know how to sell cocaine. I would be like the dog that caught the school bus and doesn't know where to bury it.
 
2018-09-13 03:30:16 PM  
Geocache Level: EXPERT

https://www.geocaching.com/play
 
2018-09-13 03:30:25 PM  
Overheard at LAX: "Pam Poovey, white courtesy phone, Pam Poovey, white courtesy phone."
 
2018-09-13 03:30:37 PM  

BuckTurgidson: 'Our men couldn't get into the interior,' said regional PNG chief inspector George Bayagau. 'There was diesel poured inside and there was grease all over and it made it very, very difficult.' He added: 'All efforts were made to salvage the boat, but it was impossible.'

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I hear Doctor Evil was fired from the Trump administration. I must look that clip up.
 
2018-09-13 03:31:03 PM  
The Future Sound of London - Papua New Guinea (12' Original)
Youtube OjQqYFNK50M
 
2018-09-13 03:32:25 PM  
Or so you think...
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2018-09-13 03:32:28 PM  
... and wacky hijinks resulted
 
2018-09-13 03:32:49 PM  
So thats how Admiral Sandecker secured his funding for NUMA.
 
2018-09-13 03:33:01 PM  

gregscott: Aaaaaaaaaaaand, it's gone.


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I think the locals already found it.
 
2018-09-13 03:34:59 PM  
Thats an even surer way to get shot than renting in a bad Chicago neighborhood
 
2018-09-13 03:37:21 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: gregscott: Aaaaaaaaaaaand, it's gone.

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I think the locals already found it.


Isn't white face considered to be in bad taste these days?
 
2018-09-13 03:41:07 PM  

physt: Boat Full of Cocaine is the name of my Kenny Loggins cover band.


...and the name of my Eric Clapton cover band as well.

Cue the Eric Clapton/toddler joke

/isle seat just for mentioning it
 
2018-09-13 03:43:06 PM  

LewDux: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/OjQqYFNK​50M]


The first thing I thought of when I saw the headline.  I knew I could count you you, LewDux!
 
2018-09-13 03:43:08 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Isn't white face considered to be in bad taste these days?


Well, it is AFTER labor day so to answer your question, yes it is in bad taste.
 
2018-09-13 03:45:09 PM  
Huh. I didn't know PNG had artifacts.
 
2018-09-13 03:47:13 PM  
I'm in. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
 
2018-09-13 03:54:00 PM  
Travis McGee seen on his way there in the Busted Flush
 
2018-09-13 03:54:07 PM  
Let me dig out my fedora and bullwhip.
 
2018-09-13 03:57:18 PM  
27 million pounds of cocaine? Good lord, New Guinea must look like a blizzard hit it.
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2018-09-13 03:58:53 PM  

brantgoose: No, thanks, Subby. I don't know how to sell cocaine. I would be like the dog that caught the school bus and doesn't know where to bury it.


If you don't know how to sell it, just plant it on people you don't like and make sure the police are called.
 
2018-09-13 04:00:14 PM  
...and this is how we found MH370..
 
2018-09-13 04:00:38 PM  
I've seen this movie before...

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2018-09-13 04:01:04 PM  
27 million lbs. is really heavy,must be one helluva big boat.
 
2018-09-13 04:02:45 PM  

baorao: Finding it may not be that difficult. The tricky part is escaping with and selling the found cocaine without drawing the angry attention of those same smugglers and police.


Sell it ? Im in the tropics with a fark ton of free cocaine.
 
2018-09-13 04:03:05 PM  
A fella could have a pretty good weekend with all that...
 
2018-09-13 04:14:19 PM  
If the sharks, crocodiles and turbulent coastal waters don't get you first, actually. Never mind anything else.
 
2018-09-13 04:19:00 PM  
I fancy a trip to Papua New Guinea more than you could ever possibly imagine.  My friends are all there, but I have not seen them, talked to them nor heard from them since 1996.  It's basically like they all died the same day.
 
2018-09-13 04:19:53 PM  
I'm calling bullshiat. No way they'd just let it go adrift. Either there is no boat, there is no coke, or there is a boat full of coke with a gps tracker on it so the authorities can follow it to the higher ups in the chain.
 
2018-09-13 04:25:11 PM  
A PNG thread and still no penis gourds.

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2018-09-13 04:26:00 PM  
Tentatively yes.
But we'll have to make friends with a lot of strippers & super models if there's any hope of moving that kinda weight.
Either that or sell it on eBay.
 
2018-09-13 04:28:37 PM  
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2018-09-13 04:32:25 PM  
If you wanna get down or possibly drown...boat full of cocaine.
 
2018-09-13 04:40:48 PM  
The Navy "could not retrieve" the cocaine due to the diesel and oil??? Surrrrrre. That blow is gone my friends.
 
2018-09-13 04:41:20 PM  
Screw that noise.  I'm sure I've got that train loaded with Nazi gold located with my metal detector.
 
2018-09-13 04:43:33 PM  
Maybe it'll wash up on the beach.

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2018-09-13 04:43:49 PM  

Fissile: Screw that noise.  I'm sure I've got that train loaded with Nazi gold located with my metal detector.


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Nazi gold?
 
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