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(KY3 Springfield)   KY3 explains the controversial Uranus Examiner. Jelly   ( ky3.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Newspaper, Waynesville Daily Guide, Editing, Printing, Journalism, Pulaski County, Uranus Examiner, Mass media  
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2018-09-13 11:12:31 AM  
Waynesville Mayor Luge Hardman stood up and asked for the microphone.
"No. I'm sorry. But, the innuendo of that title puts my city up for public ridicule, and I will not be a part of it," Hardman said.


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No innuendo at all in "Luge Hardman", no siree.
 
2018-09-13 11:24:20 AM  
Apparently we're all going in dry with no page available.
 
2018-09-13 11:24:49 AM  
Stories like this always make me so proud to live in the SGF...
 
2018-09-13 11:24:53 AM  
Page not found?
 
2018-09-13 11:27:16 AM  
Quality reporting from that publication.  They dig deep, and cut through the shiat.
 
2018-09-13 11:27:26 AM  
 
2018-09-13 11:29:37 AM  

cowgirl toffee: Apparently we're all going in dry with no page available.


You need to lick it, before you click it.
 
2018-09-13 11:33:03 AM  
4 out of 5 Proctologists approve. the 5th one is just an a-hole.
 
2018-09-13 11:34:04 AM  

guestguy: Quality reporting from that publication.  They dig deep, and cut through the shiat.


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2018-09-13 11:34:41 AM  
It ought to be pronounced "urine-us", but piss jokes don't play as well as ass jokes.
 
2018-09-13 11:34:48 AM  
The the man they consider the "Mayor of Uranus", Louie Keen, is backing the new weekly newspaper to fill the void left behind by the Waynesville Daily Guide.

"It's a weekly. It'll come out, we're thinking Thursdays, although the production schedule isn't set yet because we just decided this and we're still working out the kinks," Sanders said.

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2018-09-13 11:35:26 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: guestguy: Quality reporting from that publication.  They dig deep, and cut through the shiat.

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:D
 
2018-09-13 11:40:38 AM  
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2018-09-13 11:40:45 AM  

wildbill0712: Stories like this always make me so proud to live in the SGF...


It's better then all the shooting/murders we've had this week. We're at 3 or 4 now.
 
2018-09-13 11:43:13 AM  
My internet viewing habits would make me perfect for working at The Uranus Examiner.

Because I read so much news.
 
2018-09-13 11:43:40 AM  
Uranus isn't a real city... it is a roadside attraction fake city built around the goofy name.  One of the biggest businesses is the "Uranus Fudge Factory" and the text on the fake water tower reads, "Uranus, Home of the Pirates."

Uranus Examiner is the best possible name for a weekly alternative paper located in Uranus.

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2018-09-13 11:44:20 AM  
Possible slogans:

"Probing the news"
"We put the anal in analysis"
"Investigating with the whole fist since 2018"
 
2018-09-13 11:45:05 AM  

cowgirl toffee: Apparently we're all going in dry with no page available.


Hence the old saying "Thou must licketh it before thee sticketh it. Thou must get it soft and wet before we can kick it."
 
2018-09-13 11:45:33 AM  
Let's meet in the middle, how about the Uranus Herald?
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2018-09-13 11:45:38 AM  
CSB: As a naive young man many years ago (Nixon was president) I worked at a drug store in Atlanta as a check out clerk. Every day several men would buy something called KY Jelly. I wondered what this miracle substance must be. Mmmm, jellly, I thought. Could it be put on toast? Maybe it was delicious. So, I asked the "cosmetics girl" and she explained it to me. Eyes wide shut.
 
2018-09-13 11:47:08 AM  
Any relation?
 
2018-09-13 11:53:08 AM  
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2018-09-13 11:56:23 AM  
It is for days like today why God (aka Drew, praise be upon Him) created Fark.
 
2018-09-13 12:03:15 PM  
When I was a truck driver, I remember seeing Uranus.  It was a lot smaller than I thought it'd be, but a lot cleaner than I was expecting.  I considered pulling my truck into Uranus, but I realized I was going to have a hard time getting back out again.  I decided to just drive my truck straight through Uranus, and just left Uranus in Missouri.
 
2018-09-13 12:06:36 PM  

johnny_vegas: Page not found?


Look up Congressman Foley.  He'll find 'em.  Oh boy, he'll find 'em.
 
2018-09-13 12:07:37 PM  

bearded clamorer: Waynesville Mayor Luge Hardman stood up and asked for the microphone.
"No. I'm sorry. But, the innuendo of that title puts my city up for public ridicule, and I will not be a part of it," Hardman said.

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No innuendo at all in "Luge Hardman", no siree.


LUGE HARDMAN: I AM PROUD TO COME FROM URANUS
 
2018-09-13 12:18:07 PM  
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2018-09-13 12:19:47 PM  
Uranus and KY
Wonders what's going on here...
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2018-09-13 12:21:30 PM  
 
2018-09-13 12:21:33 PM  
Somewhere, there is an alien screaming "Bad touch, bad touch!" in it's language.
 
2018-09-13 12:39:09 PM  

Invincible Sky Lizard: http://shop.uranusmissouri.com/appare​l​/uranus-mortuary-t-shirt/

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How about this one: http://shop.uranusmissouri.com/a​pparel​/uranus-plumbing-co-t-shirt/

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2018-09-13 12:46:50 PM  
Their motto is We Probe Uranus For The Truth
 
2018-09-13 12:55:25 PM  
Provocative story.
/I know, username checks out
 
2018-09-13 01:02:41 PM  
Um, that city name should have been changed decades ago.
 
2018-09-13 01:11:40 PM  
I live not too far from there. Love driving through Uranus every now and then.
 
2018-09-13 01:20:11 PM  

TheWhoppah: Uranus isn't a real city... it is a roadside attraction fake city built around the goofy name.  One of the biggest businesses is the "Uranus Fudge Factory" and the text on the fake water tower reads, "Uranus, Home of the Pirates."

Uranus Examiner is the best possible name for a weekly alternative paper located in Uranus.

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The city needs a welcome sign that reads "Now Entering Uranus".
 
2018-09-13 01:22:09 PM  
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2018-09-13 01:24:54 PM  

Sylvis: When I was a truck driver, I remember seeing Uranus.  It was a lot smaller than I thought it'd be, but a lot cleaner than I was expecting.  I considered pulling my truck into Uranus, but I realized I was going to have a hard time getting back out again.  I decided to just drive my truck straight through Uranus, and just left Uranus in Missouri mess.


FTFY

 
2018-09-13 01:30:25 PM  

That KY Girl: Provocative story.
/I know, username checks out


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2018-09-13 01:31:56 PM  

mattj1984: I live not too far from there. Love driving through Uranus every now and then.


Love the way you slow down when you come through. Stop by anytime you'd like!
 
2018-09-13 01:35:59 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: bearded clamorer: Waynesville Mayor Luge Hardman stood up and asked for the microphone.
"No. I'm sorry. But, the innuendo of that title puts my city up for public ridicule, and I will not be a part of it," Hardman said.

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No innuendo at all in "Luge Hardman", no siree.

LUGE HARDMAN: I AM PROUD TO COME FROM URANUS


AND I AM STAYING IN URANUS UNTIL THE DAY I DIE

URANUS MADE ME THE MAN I AM TODAY

URANUS IS GROWING!
 
2018-09-13 01:39:12 PM  

KyDave: Any relation?


That KY Girl: Provocative story.
/I know, username checks out


Do you two know each other?

I sure hope I'm not starting this thread down a slippery slope.
 
2018-09-13 01:50:25 PM  
Sic Semper Uranus!
 
2018-09-13 01:57:03 PM  

Super Chronic: KyDave: Any relation?

That KY Girl: Provocative story.
/I know, username checks out

Do you two know each other?

I sure hope I'm not starting this thread down a slippery slope.


We do now.
 
2018-09-13 02:30:17 PM  

Victor's Ghost: wildbill0712: Stories like this always make me so proud to live in the SGF...

It's better then all the shooting/murders we've had this week. We're at 3 or 4 now.


North side of town doesn't count. Wild west up there, lol

p.s. Howdy, neighbor
 
2018-09-13 02:43:02 PM  
Hardman doesn't like Uranus Examiner and wants no part of it.
 
2018-09-13 02:44:43 PM  
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2018-09-13 02:45:38 PM  

whidbey: Um, that city name should have been changed decades ago.


Why are you always so wrong?
 
2018-09-13 02:49:54 PM  

RedVentrue: whidbey: Um, that city name should have been changed decades ago.

Why are you always so wrong?


Because I'm not.
 
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