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(WCNC Charlotte)   Sorry Sharknado fans, Hurricane Florence is NOT filled with flying sharks   (wcnc.com) divider line
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2018-09-13 07:41:56 AM  
...yet
 
2018-09-13 07:43:56 AM  
You really think they would tell us the truth?
 
2018-09-13 08:18:00 AM  
FAKE JAWS
 
2018-09-13 08:25:19 AM  
1.  This is a Sharkicane.
2.  Of course there are no flying sharks.  Sharks can't fly.  They've simply been swept up by the wind.
3.  What about the swordfish?
 
2018-09-13 08:28:42 AM  
Surprisingly not The Onion.

Sometimes I weep for my country.
 
2018-09-13 08:34:49 AM  

clodcomplex: 1.  This is a Sharkicane.
2.  Of course there are no flying sharks.  Sharks can't fly.  They've simply been swept up by the wind.
3.  What about the swordfish?


they're en garde.
 
2018-09-13 08:36:00 AM  
Awwww
 
2018-09-13 08:36:04 AM  
LIES!
 
2018-09-13 08:36:42 AM  
SharknaFlo
 
2018-09-13 08:39:02 AM  

clodcomplex: 1.  This is a Sharkicane.
2.  Of course there are no flying sharks.  Sharks can't fly.  They've simply been swept up by the wind.
3.  What about the swordfish?


Sees what you did there:

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2018-09-13 08:39:08 AM  
Personally I'm rooting for all the crocodiles that will get washed inland from these storms. That said the pig manure pits, coal ash pits, superfund sites, and Fukashima like nuclear plants will mutate them in to something worthy of Sharknado.
 
2018-09-13 08:44:24 AM  

Nimbull: Personally I'm rooting for all the crocodiles that will get washed inland from these storms. That said the pig manure pits, coal ash pits, superfund sites, and Fukashima like nuclear plants will mutate them in to something worthy of Sharknado.


I, for one, welcome our new sharkodile overlords.
 
2018-09-13 08:45:48 AM  
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2018-09-13 08:48:03 AM  
Bullsh*t, this happens every time a hurricane hits land. This is why you see all those blue tarps on houses after storms, it's to cover up the hole and blood stains.

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2018-09-13 08:56:39 AM  
These guys are disappointed:

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2018-09-13 08:57:35 AM  
While you fools are watching the skies for sharks you're more vulnerable than ever to the coming Pirahnacano
 
2018-09-13 08:58:24 AM  
Ok, news media, here's what you do: you hire a five-year-old and whenever you can't decide whether or not to run with a story, you tell it to them first. And if they look like this:
img.fark.netView Full Size

Then it's probably too dumb an idea to broadcast.
 
2018-09-13 09:02:15 AM  

Marbleisheavy: Nimbull: Personally I'm rooting for all the crocodiles that will get washed inland from these storms. That said the pig manure pits, coal ash pits, superfund sites, and Fukashima like nuclear plants will mutate them in to something worthy of Sharknado.

I, for one, welcome our new sharkodile overlords.


you get used to them, after awhile.
 
2018-09-13 09:03:26 AM  

NutWrench: Ok, news media, here's what you do: you hire a five-year-old and whenever you can't decide whether or not to run with a story, you tell it to them first. And if they look like this:
[img.fark.net image 400x400]
Then it's probably too dumb an idea to broadcast.


To be fair, that five year old is just disappointed there's no sharks in the hurricane. I know five year old Ramien would have loved the idea.
 
2018-09-13 09:03:31 AM  
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2018-09-13 09:04:59 AM  
But is it too soon for a "Pig-shiat-nado"?
/Lots of pig farms in the Carolinas.
 
2018-09-13 09:08:58 AM  
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Here I am, rock me like an Ianzieringcane.

Cloudy with a chance of...
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Brian Austin Green as FUNKMASTER MC DAVID SILVER.
 
2018-09-13 09:28:20 AM  
Pfft, if there were sharks in the hurricane then I'd evacuate but since there's not, I'm staying put!
 
2018-09-13 09:31:17 AM  
If anyone even thought that that pic was true, I would suggest they go out into the ocean in a row boat to verify that there are sharks in the hurricane while it is still out to sea.
 
2018-09-13 09:35:10 AM  
 
2018-09-13 09:37:42 AM  
Technically they're gliding.
 
2018-09-13 09:39:07 AM  
Tara Reid inconsolable.
 
2018-09-13 09:40:48 AM  
But ... Rush Limbaugh said it!  It MUST be true!

/I died a little typing that
 
2018-09-13 09:43:27 AM  

Galileo's Daughter: Tara Reid inconsolable. incoherent.


FTFY.
 
2018-09-13 09:47:00 AM  
It kinda sucks the fun out of deliberately-stupid flicks when the joke has to be explained to the derps.
The 'don't try this at home' demographic are really cramping campy culture.
 
2018-09-13 09:47:15 AM  

Fern Crest: But ... Rush Limbaugh said it!  It MUST be true!

/I died a little typing that


Take a few Oxys and you'll be fine.
 
2018-09-13 09:49:47 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Galileo's Daughter: Tara Reid inconsolable. incoherent.

FTFY.


Oh shiat. I damn near pissed myself in laughter
 
2018-09-13 09:55:18 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Galileo's Daughter: Tara Reid inconsolable. incoherent.

FTFY.


That too.
 
2018-09-13 10:03:18 AM  
What kind of idiot would believe this?

Fern Crest: But ... Rush Limbaugh said it!  It MUST be true!


Oh.
 
2018-09-13 10:10:29 AM  
At least you'll have something to eat or eat you.
 
2018-09-13 10:18:12 AM  
It doesn't have to be full. If it's only at 25% shark capacity I'd be ok with it.
 
2018-09-13 10:45:35 AM  
xxBirdMadGirlxx: Galileo's Daughter: Tara Reid inconsolable. incoherent. Incontinent

FTFY.
 
2018-09-13 11:44:29 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size

Disappointed
 
2018-09-13 01:00:33 PM  
Though if you think about it, y'could make an argument for very, very diluted shark (& other seafood) purée from whatever critters get sucked up by waterspouts inside the vortex of the storm (before being torn apart by the intensely fast winds).

It wouldn't make anywhere near as fun a movie, though it could still be pretty messy...   ; )~
 
2018-09-13 01:14:24 PM  
What kind of idiot replies without reading the entire post they are quoting?

edmo: What kind of idiot would believe this?

Fern Crest: But ... Rush Limbaugh said it!  It MUST be true!

Oh.


Oh.
 
2018-09-13 02:48:32 PM  
Thats why you shoot into hurricanes. to kill the shark.
 
2018-09-13 03:44:14 PM  
That's what the government wants you to think!
 
2018-09-13 05:00:49 PM  
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2018-09-13 06:01:37 PM  
Of course you can't.  But it's because you're a farking moron.

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2018-09-13 08:14:51 PM  
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WHAT NOW?
 
2018-09-13 08:45:39 PM  

clodcomplex: [img.fark.net image 850x477]
WHAT NOW?


Meatwad - 'Do What Now?'
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