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(New Musical Express)   Paul McCartney's new album was inspired by Donald Trump and one of the elves from The Dark Crystal   (nme.com) divider line
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2018-09-13 07:33:45 AM  
It's an excellent album.
 
2018-09-13 08:23:55 AM  
There were no elves in The Dark Crystal.  Just podlings, mystics, skeksis, and gelflings.

Oh, and a particularly bodacious set of ta-tas:

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Those nipples could cut glass.
 
2018-09-13 08:52:21 AM  
Now I am thinking the phrase, "Words that Stay" would make for a good album title that hits both of those things.
 
2018-09-13 09:09:07 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: It's an excellent album.


They've been playing these songs a lot on SiriusXM's Beatles channel lately, and I have to agree. They're very nice, well-crafted, lovely songs.
 
2018-09-13 09:41:20 AM  

dittybopper: There were no elves in The Dark Crystal.  Just podlings, mystics, skeksis, and gelflings.


Yes, the gELFlings.  Also known as "Uncanny-Valley Elves".
 
2018-09-13 09:46:43 AM  
Gelfling.. the Dark Crystal didn't have elves.
 
2018-09-13 09:51:58 AM  

dittybopper: There were no elves in The Dark Crystal.  Just podlings, mystics, skeksis, and gelflings.

Oh, and a particularly bodacious set of ta-tas:

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Those nipples could cut glass.


ArcadianRefugee: dittybopper: There were no elves in The Dark Crystal.  Just podlings, mystics, skeksis, and gelflings.

Yes, the gELFlings.  Also known as "Uncanny-Valley Elves".


Alphax: Gelfling.. the Dark Crystal didn't have elves.


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2018-09-13 09:51:58 AM  

dittybopper: There were no elves in The Dark Crystal.  Just podlings, mystics, skeksis, and gelflings.

Oh, and a particularly bodacious set of ta-tas:

[vignette.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x270]

Those nipples could cut glass.


There's a reason I would have my old college girlfriends glue fake eyes to their foreheads when we made out.
 
2018-09-13 09:59:45 AM  
Well, Donald Trump does look like a realistic Jim Henson puppet.
 
2018-09-13 10:08:30 AM  

Mad_Radhu: dittybopper: There were no elves in The Dark Crystal.  Just podlings, mystics, skeksis, and gelflings.

Oh, and a particularly bodacious set of ta-tas:

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Those nipples could cut glass.

There's a reason I would have my old college girlfriends glue fake eyes to their foreheads when we made out.


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2018-09-13 10:17:05 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: dittybopper: There were no elves in The Dark Crystal.  Just podlings, mystics, skeksis, and gelflings.

Yes, the gELFlings.  Also known as "Uncanny-Valley Elves".


I thought they were "Uncanny-Valley Geldofs":

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2018-09-13 10:22:35 AM  
I was wondering if there would eventually be a discussion here about Despite Repeated Warnings. Extraordinarily timely.
 
2018-09-13 10:33:55 AM  
I guess I'll be the one to say it.

** ahem **

No, it's Becky.
 
2018-09-13 11:21:37 AM  
INSPIRED


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2018-09-13 11:32:48 AM  

Wessoman: Well, Donald Trump does look like a realistic Jim Henson puppet.


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2018-09-13 11:50:26 AM  
And speaking of McCartney, The local print version of FOX news, the NY Post had this on their cover.
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I had heard this story the day before and was left wondering if Yoko Ono was involved in three ways with those guys. Granted it says something about the Post that with all the things happening they choose to use this on their front page.
 
2018-09-13 11:53:25 AM  
Is your career flagging?
Album sales not what they used to be?
Be like Em and Paul, bash Trump!
Guaranteed to boost album sales and popularity over night!
Hop on the train before he's out of office!
 
2018-09-13 12:09:40 PM  

phaseolus: Pazuzu Smith-Jones: It's an excellent album.

They've been playing these songs a lot on SiriusXM's Beatles channel lately, and I have to agree. They're very nice, well-crafted, lovely songs.


Especially "I Don't Know". I rather like "Come On To Me" as well.
 
2018-09-13 12:17:02 PM  

mrsleep: Is your career flagging?
Album sales not what they used to be?
Be like Em and Paul, bash Trump!
Guaranteed to boost album sales and popularity over night!
Hop on the train before he's out of office!


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2018-09-13 12:29:23 PM  

mrsleep: Is your career flagging?
Album sales not what they used to be?
Be like Em and Paul, bash Trump!
Guaranteed to boost album sales and popularity over night!
Hop on the train before he's out of office!


You sound... sensitive.
 
2018-09-13 12:47:31 PM  

mrsleep: Is your career flagging?
Album sales not what they used to be?
Be like Em and Paul, bash Trump!
Guaranteed to boost album sales and popularity over night!
Hop on the train before he's out of office!


Dude it's Sir Paul McCartney you snowflake. He's not exactly hurting for money; He's doing this because he wants to.
 
2018-09-13 01:05:34 PM  

mrsleep: Is your career flagging?
Album sales not what they used to be?
Be like Em and Paul, bash Trump!
Guaranteed to boost album sales and popularity over night!
Hop on the train before he's out of office!


Current net worth estimated at $1.2 billion.
He doesn't need to record albums or go on tour.
 
2018-09-13 01:08:38 PM  

give me doughnuts: mrsleep: Is your career flagging?
Album sales not what they used to be?
Be like Em and Paul, bash Trump!
Guaranteed to boost album sales and popularity over night!
Hop on the train before he's out of office!

Current net worth estimated at $1.2 billion.
He doesn't need to record albums or go on tour.


So he's a confirmed billionaire unlike Trump the make believe billionaire.
 
2018-09-13 01:33:41 PM  
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2018-09-13 01:57:02 PM  

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No wonder I have a crush on her. She's Kira.
 
2018-09-13 01:59:53 PM  

give me doughnuts: mrsleep: Is your career flagging?
Album sales not what they used to be?
Be like Em and Paul, bash Trump!
Guaranteed to boost album sales and popularity over night!
Hop on the train before he's out of office!

Current net worth estimated at $1.2 billion.
He doesn't need to record albums or go on tour.


Well Kanye gave him his big break.
 
2018-09-13 04:11:42 PM  

Mole Man: give me doughnuts: mrsleep: Is your career flagging?
Album sales not what they used to be?
Be like Em and Paul, bash Trump!
Guaranteed to boost album sales and popularity over night!
Hop on the train before he's out of office!

Current net worth estimated at $1.2 billion.
He doesn't need to record albums or go on tour.

Well Kanye gave him his big break.



Kanye isn't fit to lick dog-shiat off the soles of Paul's shoes.
 
2018-09-13 11:18:26 PM  
Fake news.
The walrus died in '66.
 
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