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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)   Sure, we've seen mandatory evacuations and states of emergency declared so far, but now we know things are looking really bad: the Waffle House just closed   ( wmbfnews.com) divider line
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2018-09-12 02:03:10 PM  
94 votes:

Boojum2k: I've sat out a couple of horrendous thunderstorms in Waffle Houses while traveling. Kinda relaxing, watching rain pound on the glass so hard you can't see the parking at all, thunder shaking the building, and the staff just cheerfully went about their business and I had coffee and food until storm passed.
When they close, all hell is coming through.


I want to see the cast of The Walking Dead come across an open WH during the finale.
2018-09-12 02:24:51 PM  
92 votes:
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2018-09-12 01:56:35 PM  
69 votes:
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I was just sittin' at the counter and the door was open and the wind kicked in, blew a waffle off someone's plate, right into my forehead!
2018-09-12 02:05:08 PM  
66 votes:
From the Waffle House situation room:

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/Not joking.
2018-09-12 02:27:38 PM  
56 votes:

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2018-09-12 02:09:42 PM  
43 votes:
CSB
Waffle House, Walnut St. Cary, NC Circa 1996

One night I couldn't sleep. Completely restless. My girlfriend suggested I go to the Waffle House around the corner. So I did. It's like 2AM...

I sit at the counter and place my order. As I am waiting a guy and a girl come in. They are drunk. The girl sits next to me on my right at the counter.

"Hey, we just had sex! Wanna smell my fingers?" She asks me.
Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.

"Yeah, smells like sex alright." I reply.

"Damn straight there, skippy!" She said and she turns around to talk to her boyfriend.

There was a trucker sitting to my left. We started talking about the best truck/rest areas in the country to get a good looking cheap clean hooker.

He says, "Yeah, I've seen my share of some really shady crack ho's at some rest areas but the cleanest ho's I've seen were off I-40 in Nebraska, so if you're ever in Nebraska, stop by..tell them "Big John" sent ya..."

If anything, Waffle House is a great place for a good story...
2018-09-12 02:33:33 PM  
32 votes:

trappedspirit: Is there a storm coming?


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Our panel of experts says yes.
2018-09-12 02:08:18 PM  
28 votes:
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2018-09-12 01:59:05 PM  
25 votes:
Guess I missed the part of the story where they talked about the pig who built his house out of waffles.
2018-09-12 02:29:46 PM  
23 votes:

steklo: CSB
Waffle House, Walnut St. Cary, NC Circa 1996

One night I couldn't sleep. Completely restless. My girlfriend suggested I go to the Waffle House around the corner. So I did. It's like 2AM...

I sit at the counter and place my order. As I am waiting a guy and a girl come in. They are drunk. The girl sits next to me on my right at the counter.

"Hey, we just had sex! Wanna smell my fingers?" She asks me.
Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.



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2018-09-12 02:17:58 PM  
22 votes:

steklo: He says, "Yeah, I've seen my share of some really shady crack ho's at some rest areas but the cleanest ho's I've seen were off I-40 in Nebraska, so if you're ever in Nebraska, stop by..tell them "Big John" sent ya..."


Your stories a lie.
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I-40 runs through the southern states and I doubt there's a clean ho amongst the bunch along that route.
I-80 runs through Nebraska.  It's where all the clean Lot Lizzards are.
2018-09-12 02:03:49 PM  
21 votes:
Also, we're out of coffee.
2018-09-12 02:18:29 PM  
20 votes:

GardenWeasel: Boojum2k: I've sat out a couple of horrendous thunderstorms in Waffle Houses while traveling. Kinda relaxing, watching rain pound on the glass so hard you can't see the parking at all, thunder shaking the building, and the staff just cheerfully went about their business and I had coffee and food until storm passed.
When they close, all hell is coming through.

I want to see the cast of The Walking Dead come across an open WH during the finale.


Better: All TWD is Rick's dream in the hospital, he wakes up, finds out Shane and Lori up and left him, he discharges, and goes to the nearest Waffle House.

/and Negan, Michonne, Daryl, Carol, et. al are working there
2018-09-12 01:30:43 PM  
20 votes:
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2018-09-12 02:28:04 PM  
19 votes:

Walker: If the Waffle House closes you're f*cked.


I ate in a Joplin MO Waffle House while police put up tape and marked shell casings on the floor. Dude just kept on cooking.
2018-09-12 02:05:41 PM  
19 votes:
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Sometimes I like living in the NE Megalopolis.  Last time we got anything akin to a serious storm was 2012, and back then I got a trickle of water in my basement.

Irene f'ed all my stuff up as I was out of town before it came through and I had zero prep time.  Basement was full of water, so the cats couldn't hit the litter box.  So, they used my leather sofa as a stand buy.  Lightning hit the pole in front of my house and knocked out all my appliances.  Insurance company ripped me off big time.  Power was out for 5 days and we have a well, so no shower.  Flushed the toilet with water from the tub (which I filled as a joke), showered at work, and ate cocktail weenies night after night in the dark with no TV or internet.

Heard they were calling for 30" of rain in some parts.  There's just to hunk of ground capable of soaking all that up.  Those people are in for a ShietShow for sure.
2018-09-12 02:04:23 PM  
19 votes:
I guess they expect to be scattered, smothered, chunked, and topped by Florence.
2018-09-12 02:04:27 PM  
18 votes:

Jake Havechek: Where are drunks going to brawl after 1am?


All brawling has temporarily been relocated to Dollar General Stores. Loot or fight. Drunk's choice.
2018-09-12 06:07:53 PM  
17 votes:

silvervial: ///fark Bisquick and Aunt Jemima


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2018-09-12 03:29:27 PM  
17 votes:
Why is this bad?

Remember the ending of Thor: Ragnarok?

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If you look closely, on one of those fragments, you can see a Waffle House which is still open.
2018-09-12 02:52:35 PM  
17 votes:

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I don't think I've ever been in a Waffle House *adjusts monocle*


I've seen you passed out in a puddle of vomit on the floor of a Denny's bathroom, so carefully with the high-and-mighty bit. The homeless person washing up in there was disgusted.
2018-09-12 05:43:36 PM  
16 votes:

steklo: "Hey, we just had sex! Wanna smell my fingers?" She asks me.
Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.


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2018-09-12 02:11:23 PM  
16 votes:

TomFooolery: I have it on good authority that no more than 30% of their employees are felons, and 15% have never even been convicted of a misdemeanor.


What has 8 teeth and 5 eyes?

The night crew at Waffle House.
2018-09-12 02:03:07 PM  
16 votes:

Subtonic: damageddude: There is even a Waffle House Index that many, including FEMA, use to determine the severity of a storm.

I wonder what FEMA uses in NJ. The 24 hour diner is closed?

/seriously, we don't have any Waffle Houses

They waffle house is simply a stand in for places that don't have greasy diners. But they have corporate resources behind the basic idea concept of 'greasy 24 hour diner' so they can manage to stay open under extreme circumstances. Also, all their employees are felons and scared of going back, so they are more likely to risk going into work.


I have it on good authority that no more than 30% of their employees are felons, and 15% have never even been convicted of a misdemeanor.
2018-09-12 01:56:44 PM  
15 votes:

damageddude: There is even a Waffle House Index that many, including FEMA, use to determine the severity of a storm.

I wonder what FEMA uses in NJ. The 24 hour diner is closed?

/seriously, we don't have any Waffle Houses


They waffle house is simply a stand in for places that don't have greasy diners. But they have corporate resources behind the basic idea concept of 'greasy 24 hour diner' so they can manage to stay open under extreme circumstances. Also, all their employees are felons and scared of going back, so they are more likely to risk going into work.
2018-09-12 01:55:59 PM  
14 votes:
Where are drunks going to brawl after 1am?
2018-09-12 01:54:52 PM  
13 votes:
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Going to be kind of hard closing up here. Our doors don't have locks on 'em as we're open 24 hours a day and don't never need 'em locked....
2018-09-12 04:19:30 PM  
12 votes:

mr lawson: DiggityDynomite: steklo: Eli WhiskeyDik: Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.

It's a true story. She was so drunk she could hardly stand in one place. Her boyfriend later apologized to me before they left.

And you didn't ask to smell *his* hand too?

better come back:
Her: "Just had sex, smell my fingers"
You: "Hey, so did I, smell my palm."


When someone asks me to smell their fingers, I usually lean forward like I'm going to take a whiff... and I take the fingers right into my mouth.
2018-09-12 02:02:42 PM  
12 votes:
NotThatGuyAgain:...and they're usually as clean as any other restaurant I've been in.

What other restaurants have you been to?
2018-09-12 02:02:40 PM  
12 votes:
They better get the prayer machine spun up to maximum. The only thing that works against storms like this is coordinated prayer and lots of it.
2018-09-12 02:01:12 PM  
11 votes:

steklo: labman: That's like pulling down the Coburg cow in Charleston, SC.  If that comes down, shiats getting real.

or this thing...the peach's ass....

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Isn't that in Frank Underwood's district. I heard he died.
2018-09-12 03:48:36 PM  
10 votes:
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2018-09-12 03:28:04 PM  
10 votes:

almejita: Boojum2k: Captain Steroid: [Link][i1182.photobucket.com image 781x1024]

Welp, that gave me flashbacks to some grotesque shiat I saw online in the early days of the internet.

Rotten.com?


Before them even. Usenet downloads in the 90s. Looked for porn art, tiny thumbnails look interesting, download and three hours later, oh look Nightmare Fuel.
2018-09-12 03:03:20 PM  
9 votes:

Subtonic: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I don't think I've ever been in a Waffle House *adjusts monocle*

I've seen you passed out in a puddle of vomit on the floor of a Denny's bathroom, so carefully with the high-and-mighty bit. The homeless person washing up in there was disgusted.


I saw you passed out in the cracker barrel rocking chairs, Sub.  You smelled so bad the dogs wouldn't lick the gravy off your pants.
2018-09-12 02:22:37 PM  
9 votes:
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2018-09-12 02:16:36 PM  
9 votes:
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2018-09-12 02:07:45 PM  
9 votes:

NotThatGuyAgain: I don't do WaHo very often but the times I have I've rarely had a bad experience.  It's not easy to fark up what they serve, it's consistent, and they're usually as clean as any other restaurant I've been in.  And the servers and staff are almost always very friendly.


Same here.  The folks that work there are the people that Farkers claim to be looking out for in some threads and slam for being Waffle House workers in other threads.

Anyway, Waffle House is closed?

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2018-09-12 01:58:47 PM  
9 votes:

labman: That's like pulling down the Coburg cow in Charleston, SC.  If that comes down, shiats getting real.


or this thing...the peach's ass....

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2018-09-12 04:14:08 PM  
8 votes:

DiggityDynomite: steklo: Eli WhiskeyDik: Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.

It's a true story. She was so drunk she could hardly stand in one place. Her boyfriend later apologized to me before they left.

And you didn't ask to smell *his* hand too?


better come back:
Her: "Just had sex, smell my fingers"
You: "Hey, so did I, smell my palm."
2018-09-12 02:06:49 PM  
8 votes:
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2018-09-12 01:57:02 PM  
8 votes:

Jake Havechek: Where are drunks going to brawl after 1am?


In a life raft, or not at all.
2018-09-12 01:55:54 PM  
8 votes:
You're in the shiat, now.

Freakin' waffle house closed.  It's the end of the world.
2018-09-12 01:53:47 PM  
8 votes:
Is this the reoccurring story where nobody can find the key to lock it?
2018-09-12 06:11:09 PM  
7 votes:
My mother in law is Florence,SC. We haven't heard from her but we're sure she is fine in her crazy azz bunker. 14 cameras surrounding the place. Double locks on the door. Last time I was there I couldn't get out of the house for a smoke until she woke the next morning. She kept the keys and would not give me the code for the alarm. Did I mention the mistake of bringing a drink into the living room and setting on a table?
2018-09-12 06:09:55 PM  
7 votes:
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Send the cats out to find food.
2018-09-12 04:13:31 PM  
7 votes:
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/artists conception
2018-09-12 02:52:21 PM  
7 votes:
2018-09-12 02:25:46 PM  
7 votes:

Joe Stapler: JohnBigBootay: They better get the prayer machine spun up to maximum. The only thing that works against storms like this is coordinated prayer and lots of it.

I only have thoughts.  Will they not work?


Not unless you are thinking about praying.
2018-09-12 02:21:41 PM  
7 votes:

NotThatGuyAgain: I don't do WaHo very often but the times I have I've rarely had a bad experience.  It's not easy to fark up what they serve, it's consistent, and they're usually as clean as any other restaurant I've been in.  And the servers and staff are almost always very friendly.


Waffle House Is Dirty WE ALREADY KNEW THAT
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2018-09-12 11:15:53 PM  
6 votes:

damageddude: There is even a Waffle House Index that many, including FEMA, use to determine the severity of a storm.

I wonder what FEMA uses in NJ. The 24 hour diner is closed?

/seriously, we don't have any Waffle Houses


Diners don't close in NJ... The staff count just gets lower as the disaster progresses. If you walk into an empty one, you're the cook for the next 2 hours.
2018-09-12 02:23:58 PM  
6 votes:
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2018-09-12 02:13:45 PM  
6 votes:
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Just an FYI, if you poke around imgur, some pages have NSFW content. Actually, i just checked that page and it has some NSFW content as well.
2018-09-12 02:03:57 PM  
6 votes:

JohnBigBootay: They better get the prayer machine spun up to maximum. The only thing that works against storms like this is coordinated prayer and lots of it.


I only have thoughts.  Will they not work?
2018-09-12 01:59:50 PM  
6 votes:
Is there a storm coming?
2018-09-12 05:32:13 PM  
5 votes:

NotThatGuyAgain: When I go into work I take exit 12 for the quick way, 13 if I'm riding the loud bike and want to irk people in beemers.


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2018-09-12 04:52:42 PM  
5 votes:
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2018-09-12 03:33:20 PM  
5 votes:

TomFooolery: Subtonic: damageddude: There is even a Waffle House Index that many, including FEMA, use to determine the severity of a storm.

I wonder what FEMA uses in NJ. The 24 hour diner is closed?

/seriously, we don't have any Waffle Houses

They waffle house is simply a stand in for places that don't have greasy diners. But they have corporate resources behind the basic idea concept of 'greasy 24 hour diner' so they can manage to stay open under extreme circumstances. Also, all their employees are felons and scared of going back, so they are more likely to risk going into work.

I have it on good authority that no more than 30% of their employees are felons, and 15% have never even been convicted of a misdemeanor.


Better percentages than the WH one year from now
2018-09-12 03:26:01 PM  
5 votes:

TomFooolery: I have it on good authority that no more than 30% of their employees are felons, and 15% have never even been convicted of a misdemeanor.


The optimum number of felony convictions for a cook at Waffle House is two.
2018-09-12 03:18:49 PM  
5 votes:

aungen: Subtonic: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I don't think I've ever been in a Waffle House *adjusts monocle*

I've seen you passed out in a puddle of vomit on the floor of a Denny's bathroom, so carefully with the high-and-mighty bit. The homeless person washing up in there was disgusted.

I saw you passed out in the cracker barrel rocking chairs, Sub.  You smelled so bad the dogs wouldn't lick the gravy off your pants.


Eh?  I didn't order anything with gravy that day...
2018-09-12 03:07:39 PM  
5 votes:

tricycleracer: From the Waffle House situation room:

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/Not joking.


Looks more competently run than the White House Situation Room.
2018-09-12 03:02:23 PM  
5 votes:

Eli WhiskeyDik: steklo: Eli WhiskeyDik: Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.

It's a true story. She was so drunk she could hardly stand in one place. Her boyfriend later apologized to me before they left.

Wow.


I even wrote a song about it...

Sitting At The Counter Of A Waffle House
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2018-09-12 03:00:36 PM  
5 votes:

Subtonic: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I don't think I've ever been in a Waffle House *adjusts monocle*

I've seen you passed out in a puddle of vomit on the floor of a Denny's bathroom, so carefully with the high-and-mighty bit. The homeless person washing up in there was disgusted.


Denny's has a little cachet, I should think.  It's not like I would sully the pristine environs of an IHOP if I were feeling unwell.
2018-09-12 02:50:07 PM  
5 votes:
I don't think I've ever been in a Waffle House *adjusts monocle*
2018-09-12 02:18:42 PM  
5 votes:
steklo: If anything, steklo Waffle House is a great place for a good story...

Sooooooo.... what's the name of that truck stop?
2018-09-12 01:41:36 PM  
5 votes:
This would be a Code Red on FEMA's Waffle House Index, if you DNRTFA.
2018-09-12 04:50:31 PM  
4 votes:

DiggityDynomite: mr lawson: DiggityDynomite: steklo: Eli WhiskeyDik: Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.

It's a true story. She was so drunk she could hardly stand in one place. Her boyfriend later apologized to me before they left.

And you didn't ask to smell *his* hand too?

better come back:
Her: "Just had sex, smell my fingers"
You: "Hey, so did I, smell my palm."

When someone asks me to smell their fingers, I usually lean forward like I'm going to take a whiff... and I take the fingers right into my mouth.


That might have turned out pretty nasty.  I wonder if she was trying to hit you up for a threesome.
2018-09-12 04:04:12 PM  
4 votes:
Back in Lake Arrowhead where I grew up, we never had to contend with hurricanes, but we do get these appca!typical wildfires threatening the mountain communities. And you knew you were in trouble when Jensen's supermarket was abandoned and the doors left open. The doors were left open to let firemen take whatever they needed, and later any mountain resident
stuck on the mountain. I went in a couple of times to help myself, but I'd clean the restrooms, sweep and mop the floor, restock paper bags at the checkout counters, and a whole bunch of other little jobs.
I could never get these guys to give me a job between wildfires.
2018-09-12 03:33:15 PM  
4 votes:

BizarreMan: [img.fark.net image 715x782]


I like this one too 

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2018-09-12 03:12:28 PM  
4 votes:

steklo: NotThatGuyAgain: Couldn't be assed to link the goddam story? Oh, Steklo, you're killin me

I found the photo doing a "crazy people at waffle house" in GIS.

here's the linky link

https://www.click2houston.com/news/wat​ch-waffle-house-employees-caught-on-ca​mera-washing-hair-in-kitchen


Hey now, I never said people at WaHo aren't crazy.  After all, I go there now and again.
2018-09-12 03:06:14 PM  
4 votes:

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Subtonic: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I don't think I've ever been in a Waffle House *adjusts monocle*

I've seen you passed out in a puddle of vomit on the floor of a Denny's bathroom, so carefully with the high-and-mighty bit. The homeless person washing up in there was disgusted.

Denny's has a little cachet, I should think.  It's not like I would sully the pristine environs of an IHOP if I were feeling unwell.


I saw you passed out in a puddle of you own puke in one of the bathrooms on Dog Beach in IB (Imperial Beach, CA).  Not a whole lot of 'cachet' there man.

*Note: I'm lying my ass off.
2018-09-12 02:46:28 PM  
4 votes:

steklo: I sit at the counter and place my order.

As I am waiting a guy and a girl come in. They are drunk. The girl sits next to me on my right at the counter.

"Hey, we just had sex! Wanna smell my fingers?" She asks me.
Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.


Okay, I'll ask....

.....was she cute?
2018-09-12 02:43:16 PM  
4 votes:
2018-09-12 02:38:19 PM  
4 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: This would be a Code Red on FEMA's Waffle House Index, if you DNRTFA.

Did you order the code red?


Nope, I ordered the hash browns scattered, smothered, and covered.
2018-09-12 02:37:08 PM  
4 votes:

fragMasterFlash: If Waffle House is open and serving a full menu, the index is green.
If it's open but serving a limited menu, that means the index is yellow.
If a Waffle House is closed, the index turns red.

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It's FEMA - you're being redundant.
2018-09-12 02:00:24 PM  
4 votes:
I love the sign on the door. What exactly is a Waffle House Emergency?
2018-09-12 01:53:20 PM  
4 votes:
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2018-09-12 05:48:45 PM  
3 votes:

tricycleracer: I'm watching the outer banks live feed at CNN.  There's a lady in one piece with a visor on just walking down the beach and two people in sitting in beach chairs like nothing is happening.  SMH. BREAKING:  THEY HAVE A farkING CHILD WITH THEM.  ARGHHHHHHHH!


Your observation merely confirms the widely held belief that some people are incredibly stupid. I would like to say more but my flabber is so gasted that I can't think of appropriate words.
2018-09-12 04:43:46 PM  
3 votes:

Podna: Have they evacuated the inmates in that prison in the path of the storm?


Don't worry, they've cut them some air holes in the lid.
2018-09-12 04:11:15 PM  
3 votes:

This text is now purple: aungen: Resident Muslim: [i.imgur.com image 640x631]

Still plenty of pickle chips.

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although these are better:
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Those have replaced salt & vinegar as my favorite


Nice to know their potato chips are gluten free.

Potato chips.
2018-09-12 03:56:37 PM  
3 votes:

steklo: Eli WhiskeyDik: Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.

It's a true story. She was so drunk she could hardly stand in one place. Her boyfriend later apologized to me before they left.


And you didn't ask to smell *his* hand too?
2018-09-12 03:23:43 PM  
3 votes:

BizarreMan: [img.fark.net image 715x782]


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2018-09-12 03:19:51 PM  
3 votes:
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2018-09-12 02:59:28 PM  
3 votes:

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2018-09-12 02:57:42 PM  
3 votes:

damageddude: There is even a Waffle House Index that many, including FEMA, use to determine the severity of a storm.

I wonder what FEMA uses in NJ. The 24 hour diner is closed?

/seriously, we don't have any Waffle Houses


And New Jersey is a complete disaster, so...
2018-09-12 02:57:15 PM  
3 votes:
I always dig it when you get to your hotel and they have one of these waffle makers.
Mmmm.....fresh waffles.
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2018-09-12 02:56:32 PM  
3 votes:

mr lawson: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x850]


jay and silent bob - mother-mother fuck (now with lyrics)
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2018-09-12 02:32:25 PM  
3 votes:
If Waffle House is open and serving a full menu, the index is green.
If it's open but serving a limited menu, that means the index is yellow.
If a Waffle House is closed, the index turns red.


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2018-09-12 02:27:59 PM  
3 votes:
Where will David Sedaris do his writing?
2018-09-12 02:16:38 PM  
3 votes:
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2018-09-12 02:15:29 PM  
3 votes:

Jake Havechek: Where are drunks going to brawl after 1am?


The middle of a raging flood of coal ash, pig shiat, and hazardous waste, it sounds like.
2018-09-12 01:56:30 PM  
3 votes:
Great. Now where am I supposed to drive to for food after drinking all night?
2018-09-12 06:02:03 PM  
2 votes:

JohnBigBootay: They better get the prayer machine spun up to maximum. The only thing that works against storms like this is coordinated prayer and lots of it.


And Democrat lawmakers.  They always handle natural disasters perfectly, if I'm hearing farkers correctly.
2018-09-12 05:37:19 PM  
2 votes:

RoFaWh: Small children, stolen from their Mexican parents, sliced thin, and cooked as one does Beef Strogranoff. Any remaining evil is eliminated by a short prayer, "Please bless this food."


"Jesus, Please Bless this food."
/Fixed
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2018-09-12 05:34:36 PM  
2 votes:

TylerParry: Where are the thinkers and prayer-makers going to eat now?


Small children, stolen from their Mexican parents, sliced thin, and cooked as one does Beef Strogranoff. Any remaining evil is eliminated by a short prayer, "Please bless this food."
2018-09-12 04:01:15 PM  
2 votes:

damageddude: There is even a Waffle House Index that many, including FEMA, use to determine the severity of a storm.

I wonder what FEMA uses in NJ. The 24 hour diner is closed?

/seriously, we don't have any Waffle Houses


New Jersey is in a state of permanent red. Unsuitable for human habitation.

This surprises no one.
2018-09-12 03:28:38 PM  
2 votes:

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 781x1024]


1. You should avoid the lungs and nervous system in humans. Lungs have too many diseases, nervous system also has pathogen problems.
2. This is based on a beef butchery diagram, but human cuts are more like pork.
2018-09-12 03:23:40 PM  
2 votes:

Amelia Earhart's Black Box: I want to see the cast of The Walking Dead come across an open WH during the finale.


They film the show in a small town in GA. Just happens to be the "home" state of Waffle House.

I've been to that town a few times and every once in a while you'll see one of the actors getting food at a local mom & pops...

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2018-09-12 03:20:26 PM  
2 votes:

the voice of raisin: post-hurricane in an area with no power?


No. Worse. Kid Rock was doing autographs...
2018-09-12 03:12:23 PM  
2 votes:
Tipping intensifies stops!
2018-09-12 02:39:40 PM  
2 votes:
*suddenly cops arrive and surround the place, and everyone is arrested*
2018-09-12 02:38:33 PM  
2 votes:

steklo: Eli WhiskeyDik: Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.

It's a true story. She was so drunk she could hardly stand in one place. Her boyfriend later apologized to me before they left.


So it coulda been anything up there and she was too drunk to tell.
2018-09-12 02:37:16 PM  
2 votes:

tommyl66: Guess I missed the part of the story where they talked about the pig who built his house out of waffles.


"And I'll huff, and I'll puff, and... uh... whoa... man, I could sure go for some late night waffles."
2018-09-12 02:27:02 PM  
2 votes:

NotThatGuyAgain: How many restaurants do you go to where you can watch them cook your food?


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2018-09-12 02:11:06 PM  
2 votes:
The sign has a number to call in case of emergency.

What constitutes a Waffle House emergency?
2018-09-12 02:05:24 PM  
2 votes:
Oh no. The gas station bathrooms with waffle irons on the counters closed. How horrible.

( I used to live in Pensacola. Waffle Houses were almost across from each other. I'd rather eat at Denny's. )
2018-09-13 12:42:49 AM  
1 vote:
Make sure to ask why there aren't any pancakes on the menu next time you're in a Waffle House.
2018-09-12 07:04:45 PM  
1 vote:

wearetheworld: JohnBigBootay: They better get the prayer machine spun up to maximum. The only thing that works against storms like this is coordinated prayer and lots of it.

And Democrat lawmakers.  They always handle natural disasters perfectly, if I'm hearing farkers correctly.


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2018-09-12 05:36:53 PM  
1 vote:
Great. Now I want waffles.
2018-09-12 05:04:13 PM  
1 vote:

Another Government Employee: NotThatGuyAgain: steklo: Amelia Earhart's Black Box: I want to see the cast of The Walking Dead come across an open WH during the finale.

They film the show in a small town in GA. Just happens to be the "home" state of Waffle House.

I've been to that town a few times and every once in a while you'll see one of the actors getting food at a local mom & pops...

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I've been to Senoia a couple times, nice place.  However, they do film TWD in a lot of other parts of Georgia.  Ozark is filmed here as well (they recently blew something up near me for a shot, I think a boat house.  Black Panther and other titles, too.  And all the "town square" scenes in My Cousin Vinny were filmed in Monticello, GA (Mont-i-sello, here).  Came up on the town sqwuare on a road trip and it gave me such a feeling of deja vu I had to stop.  I knew I'd seen it before but knew I'd never been there, lol.

This utterly forgettable scene from Smokey and the Bandit was filmed about a minute from my house.  Ironically, commerical vehicles like that are banned on this (Buford Dam Rd, just about on the dam itself coming from the Forsyth County side).  I am on this road almost daily.
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This is GA400, which was my daily commute until I started working mostly from home.  I had lived here maybe 2 months when the movie came on TV and I was all "Wait a farking minute, that's 400" and promptly proceeded to sing East Bound and Down at the top of my lungs every time I rode my bike on this road to work.  Other than some tall "highway billboards" that are there now it's hardly changed.

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My current office is about 2 miles south of there.


When I go into work I take exit 12 for the quick way, 13 if I'm riding the loud bike and want to irk people in beemers.
2018-09-12 04:54:58 PM  
1 vote:

BizarreMan: DiggityDynomite: mr lawson: DiggityDynomite: steklo: Eli WhiskeyDik: Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.

It's a true story. She was so drunk she could hardly stand in one place. Her boyfriend later apologized to me before they left.

And you didn't ask to smell *his* hand too?

better come back:
Her: "Just had sex, smell my fingers"
You: "Hey, so did I, smell my palm."

When someone asks me to smell their fingers, I usually lean forward like I'm going to take a whiff... and I take the fingers right into my mouth.

That might have turned out pretty nasty.  I wonder if she was trying to hit you up for a threesome.


Or a Moons Over My Hammy.
2018-09-12 04:52:57 PM  
1 vote:
Can't have you a Waffle House thread without Reverend Billy...
Rev. Billy C. Wertz - Waffle House Fire
Youtube MxaNUp6-O5k
2018-09-12 04:09:23 PM  
1 vote:

Coelacanth: Back in Lake Arrowhead where I grew up, we never had to contend with hurricanes, but we do get these appca!typical wildfires threatening the mountain communities. And you knew you were in trouble when Jensen's supermarket was abandoned and the doors left open. The doors were left open to let firemen take whatever they needed, and later any mountain resident
stuck on the mountain. I went in a couple of times to help myself, but I'd clean the restrooms, sweep and mop the floor, restock paper bags at the checkout counters, and a whole bunch of other little jobs.
I could never get these guys to give me a job between wildfires.


Well fark, you were doing it for free!
I kid.
2018-09-12 03:58:43 PM  
1 vote:

aungen: Resident Muslim: [i.imgur.com image 640x631]

Still plenty of pickle chips.

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"I think Pickles likes you"
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2018-09-12 03:49:59 PM  
1 vote:
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Heck-of-a-job Brownie created the Waffle House rating
2018-09-12 03:44:57 PM  
1 vote:
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It's only Awful House.
2018-09-12 03:39:52 PM  
1 vote:
"and on Wednesday it appears some have ahead of Florence."

OH MY GOD! FLORENCE!
2018-09-12 03:36:45 PM  
1 vote:

Boojum2k: almejita: Boojum2k: Captain Steroid: [Link][i1182.photobucket.com image 781x1024]

Welp, that gave me flashbacks to some grotesque shiat I saw online in the early days of the internet.

Rotten.com?

Before them even. Usenet downloads in the 90s. Looked for porn art, tiny thumbnails look interesting, download and three hours later, oh look Nightmare Fuel.


Ya, I used to grab huge amounts of pic from Usenet, then go through them later.  Until I hit one called prettyme or beautifulme. Stopped mass downloading at that point.
2018-09-12 03:28:12 PM  
1 vote:

Boojum2k: Captain Steroid: [Link][i1182.photobucket.com image 781x1024]

Welp, that gave me flashbacks to some grotesque shiat I saw online in the early days of the internet.


You're welcome. ^_^
2018-09-12 03:17:04 PM  
1 vote:

GardenWeasel: Boojum2k: I've sat out a couple of horrendous thunderstorms in Waffle Houses while traveling. Kinda relaxing, watching rain pound on the glass so hard you can't see the parking at all, thunder shaking the building, and the staff just cheerfully went about their business and I had coffee and food until storm passed.
When they close, all hell is coming through.

I want to see the cast of The Walking Dead come across an open WH during the finale.


That would be the most exciting thing to ever happen on that show.  At this point they might as well.
2018-09-12 03:00:34 PM  
1 vote:

mr lawson: worse reason...lol


Mr Lawson,
I used to hold Waffle House in high regards. Spent many a night and dollar in them across the south. However your provided link has just taken WH down 1 notch in my book.

Thanks for sharing!
2018-09-12 02:40:46 PM  
1 vote:

steklo: [img.fark.net image 850x446]

I think this photo was 'shopped. I've never seen a line this long for a Waffle House. Not even on a Sunday after church...


That looks like the one I spent the night at during the 2014 Atlanta Ice Storm.
2018-09-12 02:27:44 PM  
1 vote:

NotThatGuyAgain: I don't do WaHo very often but the times I have I've rarely had a bad experience.  It's not easy to fark up what they serve, it's consistent, and they're usually as clean as any other restaurant I've been in.  And the servers and staff are almost always very friendly.


Never been east of Colorado. Really want to try a Waffle House.  Gotta be better than Lennys Dennys.
2018-09-12 02:20:41 PM  
1 vote:

Oreminer: steklo: He says, "Yeah, I've seen my share of some really shady crack ho's at some rest areas but the cleanest ho's I've seen were off I-40 in Nebraska, so if you're ever in Nebraska, stop by..tell them "Big John" sent ya..."

Your stories a lie.
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I-40 runs through the southern states and I doubt there's a clean ho amongst the bunch along that route.
I-80 runs through Nebraska.  It's where all the clean Lot Lizzards are.


Doh!  I typed the wrong Interstate. Story is not a lie...just typed the wrong interstate. I mean it was 1996 when it happened. I can't remember everything!  :-)
2018-09-12 02:06:06 PM  
1 vote:

ImpendingCynic: I love the sign on the door. What exactly is a Waffle House Emergency?


It's one step above a PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT.
2018-09-12 02:01:18 PM  
1 vote:
I've lived in the Carolinas all my life and have seen exactly one Waffle House closed.  And that one was gutted by a fire and reopened within a few weeks.
2018-09-12 01:56:56 PM  
1 vote:
I'd close up too if i was about to be flooded by a superfun-and-pigshiat shiatstorm.
2018-09-12 01:27:23 PM  
1 vote:
Well, that's not good.
 
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