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2018-09-12 03:28:04 PM  

almejita: Boojum2k: Captain Steroid: [Link][i1182.photobucket.com image 781x1024]

Welp, that gave me flashbacks to some grotesque shiat I saw online in the early days of the internet.

Rotten.com?


Before them even. Usenet downloads in the 90s. Looked for porn art, tiny thumbnails look interesting, download and three hours later, oh look Nightmare Fuel.
 
2018-09-12 03:28:12 PM  

Boojum2k: Captain Steroid: [Link][i1182.photobucket.com image 781x1024]

Welp, that gave me flashbacks to some grotesque shiat I saw online in the early days of the internet.


You're welcome. ^_^
 
2018-09-12 03:28:33 PM  
I've never had a problem with any Waffle House staff. To me, they are always pleasant and nice and usually quick and prompt with service. If anything I feel bad for them working there and I always ensure I leave a good tip for them. I know what they do isn't easy and the crap they take from the 2AM patrons, I wish upon no one.
 
2018-09-12 03:28:38 PM  

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 781x1024]


1. You should avoid the lungs and nervous system in humans. Lungs have too many diseases, nervous system also has pathogen problems.
2. This is based on a beef butchery diagram, but human cuts are more like pork.
 
2018-09-12 03:29:27 PM  
Why is this bad?

Remember the ending of Thor: Ragnarok?

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If you look closely, on one of those fragments, you can see a Waffle House which is still open.
 
2018-09-12 03:30:18 PM  

Boojum2k: Usenet downloads in the 90


So I got a Usenet account from UNC back in the mid 90's. I remember those days.
 
2018-09-12 03:33:15 PM  

BizarreMan: [img.fark.net image 715x782]


I like this one too 

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2018-09-12 03:33:20 PM  

TomFooolery: Subtonic: damageddude: There is even a Waffle House Index that many, including FEMA, use to determine the severity of a storm.

I wonder what FEMA uses in NJ. The 24 hour diner is closed?

/seriously, we don't have any Waffle Houses

They waffle house is simply a stand in for places that don't have greasy diners. But they have corporate resources behind the basic idea concept of 'greasy 24 hour diner' so they can manage to stay open under extreme circumstances. Also, all their employees are felons and scared of going back, so they are more likely to risk going into work.

I have it on good authority that no more than 30% of their employees are felons, and 15% have never even been convicted of a misdemeanor.


Better percentages than the WH one year from now
 
2018-09-12 03:34:36 PM  
Have they evacuated the inmates in that prison in the path of the storm?
 
2018-09-12 03:36:45 PM  

Boojum2k: almejita: Boojum2k: Captain Steroid: [Link][i1182.photobucket.com image 781x1024]

Welp, that gave me flashbacks to some grotesque shiat I saw online in the early days of the internet.

Rotten.com?

Before them even. Usenet downloads in the 90s. Looked for porn art, tiny thumbnails look interesting, download and three hours later, oh look Nightmare Fuel.


Ya, I used to grab huge amounts of pic from Usenet, then go through them later.  Until I hit one called prettyme or beautifulme. Stopped mass downloading at that point.
 
2018-09-12 03:38:12 PM  

steklo: Amelia Earhart's Black Box: I want to see the cast of The Walking Dead come across an open WH during the finale.

They film the show in a small town in GA. Just happens to be the "home" state of Waffle House.

I've been to that town a few times and every once in a while you'll see one of the actors getting food at a local mom & pops...

[camperchroniclesdotcom.files.wordpres​s.com image 850x566]


I've been to Senoia a couple times, nice place.  However, they do film TWD in a lot of other parts of Georgia.  Ozark is filmed here as well (they recently blew something up near me for a shot, I think a boat house.  Black Panther and other titles, too.  And all the "town square" scenes in My Cousin Vinny were filmed in Monticello, GA (Mont-i-sello, here).  Came up on the town sqwuare on a road trip and it gave me such a feeling of deja vu I had to stop.  I knew I'd seen it before but knew I'd never been there, lol.

This utterly forgettable scene from Smokey and the Bandit was filmed about a minute from my house.  Ironically, commerical vehicles like that are banned on this (Buford Dam Rd, just about on the dam itself coming from the Forsyth County side).  I am on this road almost daily.
img.fark.netView Full Size


This is GA400, which was my daily commute until I started working mostly from home.  I had lived here maybe 2 months when the movie came on TV and I was all "Wait a farking minute, that's 400" and promptly proceeded to sing East Bound and Down at the top of my lungs every time I rode my bike on this road to work.  Other than some tall "highway billboards" that are there now it's hardly changed.

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-09-12 03:39:45 PM  

theresnothinglft: steklo: [img.fark.net image 850x448]

I was just sittin' at the counter and the door was open and the wind kicked in, blew a waffle off someone's plate, right into my forehead!

If only all waffles were that crunchy.


Try Golden Malted Waffle and Pancake Flour and add a tablespoon of powdered sugar. Crispiest waffle you ever had without needing a chainsaw.
 
2018-09-12 03:39:52 PM  
"and on Wednesday it appears some have ahead of Florence."

OH MY GOD! FLORENCE!
 
2018-09-12 03:44:57 PM  
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It's only Awful House.
 
2018-09-12 03:48:36 PM  
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2018-09-12 03:49:59 PM  
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Heck-of-a-job Brownie created the Waffle House rating
 
2018-09-12 03:50:01 PM  

Resident Muslim: [i.imgur.com image 640x631]


Still plenty of pickle chips.

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2018-09-12 03:54:33 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: steklo: Amelia Earhart's Black Box: I want to see the cast of The Walking Dead come across an open WH during the finale.

They film the show in a small town in GA. Just happens to be the "home" state of Waffle House.

I've been to that town a few times and every once in a while you'll see one of the actors getting food at a local mom & pops...

[camperchroniclesdotcom.files.wordpres​s.com image 850x566]

I've been to Senoia a couple times, nice place.  However, they do film TWD in a lot of other parts of Georgia.  Ozark is filmed here as well (they recently blew something up near me for a shot, I think a boat house.  Black Panther and other titles, too.  And all the "town square" scenes in My Cousin Vinny were filmed in Monticello, GA (Mont-i-sello, here).  Came up on the town sqwuare on a road trip and it gave me such a feeling of deja vu I had to stop.  I knew I'd seen it before but knew I'd never been there, lol.

This utterly forgettable scene from Smokey and the Bandit was filmed about a minute from my house.  Ironically, commerical vehicles like that are banned on this (Buford Dam Rd, just about on the dam itself coming from the Forsyth County side).  I am on this road almost daily.
[img.fark.net image 800x432]

This is GA400, which was my daily commute until I started working mostly from home.  I had lived here maybe 2 months when the movie came on TV and I was all "Wait a farking minute, that's 400" and promptly proceeded to sing East Bound and Down at the top of my lungs every time I rode my bike on this road to work.  Other than some tall "highway billboards" that are there now it's hardly changed.

[img.fark.net image 800x428]


Pretty Awesome!

Once Maureen McCormick filmed a PSA at my High School on how to fill out tax forms back in the 70's. I've never seen it though, only heard of it.
 
2018-09-12 03:55:21 PM  
I'm watching the outer banks live feed at CNN.  There's a lady in one piece with a visor on just walking down the beach and two people in sitting in beach chairs like nothing is happening.  SMH.

BREAKING:  THEY HAVE A farkING CHILD WITH THEM.  ARGHHHHHHHH!
 
2018-09-12 03:56:37 PM  

steklo: Eli WhiskeyDik: Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.

It's a true story. She was so drunk she could hardly stand in one place. Her boyfriend later apologized to me before they left.


And you didn't ask to smell *his* hand too?
 
2018-09-12 03:58:43 PM  

aungen: Resident Muslim: [i.imgur.com image 640x631]

Still plenty of pickle chips.

[img.fark.net image 183x276]


"I think Pickles likes you"
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2018-09-12 04:00:19 PM  

steklo: NotThatGuyAgain: steklo: Amelia Earhart's Black Box: I want to see the cast of The Walking Dead come across an open WH during the finale.

They film the show in a small town in GA. Just happens to be the "home" state of Waffle House.

I've been to that town a few times and every once in a while you'll see one of the actors getting food at a local mom & pops...

[camperchroniclesdotcom.files.wordpres​s.com image 850x566]

I've been to Senoia a couple times, nice place.  However, they do film TWD in a lot of other parts of Georgia.  Ozark is filmed here as well (they recently blew something up near me for a shot, I think a boat house.  Black Panther and other titles, too.  And all the "town square" scenes in My Cousin Vinny were filmed in Monticello, GA (Mont-i-sello, here).  Came up on the town sqwuare on a road trip and it gave me such a feeling of deja vu I had to stop.  I knew I'd seen it before but knew I'd never been there, lol.

This utterly forgettable scene from Smokey and the Bandit was filmed about a minute from my house.  Ironically, commerical vehicles like that are banned on this (Buford Dam Rd, just about on the dam itself coming from the Forsyth County side).  I am on this road almost daily.
[img.fark.net image 800x432]

This is GA400, which was my daily commute until I started working mostly from home.  I had lived here maybe 2 months when the movie came on TV and I was all "Wait a farking minute, that's 400" and promptly proceeded to sing East Bound and Down at the top of my lungs every time I rode my bike on this road to work.  Other than some tall "highway billboards" that are there now it's hardly changed.

[img.fark.net image 800x428]

Pretty Awesome!

Once Maureen McCormick filmed a PSA at my High School on how to fill out tax forms back in the 70's. I've never seen it though, only heard of it.


Dude, in the 70's she was hot as fark.
Serious.
 
2018-09-12 04:01:15 PM  

damageddude: There is even a Waffle House Index that many, including FEMA, use to determine the severity of a storm.

I wonder what FEMA uses in NJ. The 24 hour diner is closed?

/seriously, we don't have any Waffle Houses


New Jersey is in a state of permanent red. Unsuitable for human habitation.

This surprises no one.
 
2018-09-12 04:02:14 PM  

aungen: Resident Muslim: [i.imgur.com image 640x631]

Still plenty of pickle chips.

[img.fark.net image 183x276]


Pickle juice is a killer chaser for vodka.
 
2018-09-12 04:04:12 PM  
Back in Lake Arrowhead where I grew up, we never had to contend with hurricanes, but we do get these appca!typical wildfires threatening the mountain communities. And you knew you were in trouble when Jensen's supermarket was abandoned and the doors left open. The doors were left open to let firemen take whatever they needed, and later any mountain resident
stuck on the mountain. I went in a couple of times to help myself, but I'd clean the restrooms, sweep and mop the floor, restock paper bags at the checkout counters, and a whole bunch of other little jobs.
I could never get these guys to give me a job between wildfires.
 
2018-09-12 04:04:53 PM  
Thoughts and prayers.
 
2018-09-12 04:09:23 PM  

Coelacanth: Back in Lake Arrowhead where I grew up, we never had to contend with hurricanes, but we do get these appca!typical wildfires threatening the mountain communities. And you knew you were in trouble when Jensen's supermarket was abandoned and the doors left open. The doors were left open to let firemen take whatever they needed, and later any mountain resident
stuck on the mountain. I went in a couple of times to help myself, but I'd clean the restrooms, sweep and mop the floor, restock paper bags at the checkout counters, and a whole bunch of other little jobs.
I could never get these guys to give me a job between wildfires.


Well fark, you were doing it for free!
I kid.
 
2018-09-12 04:09:23 PM  

aungen: Resident Muslim: [i.imgur.com image 640x631]

Still plenty of pickle chips.

[img.fark.net image 183x276]


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although these are better:
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Those have replaced salt & vinegar as my favorite
 
2018-09-12 04:11:15 PM  

This text is now purple: aungen: Resident Muslim: [i.imgur.com image 640x631]

Still plenty of pickle chips.

[img.fark.net image 183x276]

[img.fark.net image 334x483]
although these are better:
[img.fark.net image 374x550]
Those have replaced salt & vinegar as my favorite


Nice to know their potato chips are gluten free.

Potato chips.
 
2018-09-12 04:13:31 PM  
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/artists conception
 
2018-09-12 04:14:08 PM  

DiggityDynomite: steklo: Eli WhiskeyDik: Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.

It's a true story. She was so drunk she could hardly stand in one place. Her boyfriend later apologized to me before they left.

And you didn't ask to smell *his* hand too?


better come back:
Her: "Just had sex, smell my fingers"
You: "Hey, so did I, smell my palm."
 
2018-09-12 04:19:30 PM  

mr lawson: DiggityDynomite: steklo: Eli WhiskeyDik: Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.

It's a true story. She was so drunk she could hardly stand in one place. Her boyfriend later apologized to me before they left.

And you didn't ask to smell *his* hand too?

better come back:
Her: "Just had sex, smell my fingers"
You: "Hey, so did I, smell my palm."


When someone asks me to smell their fingers, I usually lean forward like I'm going to take a whiff... and I take the fingers right into my mouth.
 
2018-09-12 04:40:14 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: steklo: Amelia Earhart's Black Box: I want to see the cast of The Walking Dead come across an open WH during the finale.

They film the show in a small town in GA. Just happens to be the "home" state of Waffle House.

I've been to that town a few times and every once in a while you'll see one of the actors getting food at a local mom & pops...

[camperchroniclesdotcom.files.wordpres​s.com image 850x566]

I've been to Senoia a couple times, nice place.  However, they do film TWD in a lot of other parts of Georgia.  Ozark is filmed here as well (they recently blew something up near me for a shot, I think a boat house.  Black Panther and other titles, too.  And all the "town square" scenes in My Cousin Vinny were filmed in Monticello, GA (Mont-i-sello, here).  Came up on the town sqwuare on a road trip and it gave me such a feeling of deja vu I had to stop.  I knew I'd seen it before but knew I'd never been there, lol.

This utterly forgettable scene from Smokey and the Bandit was filmed about a minute from my house.  Ironically, commerical vehicles like that are banned on this (Buford Dam Rd, just about on the dam itself coming from the Forsyth County side).  I am on this road almost daily.
[img.fark.net image 800x432]

This is GA400, which was my daily commute until I started working mostly from home.  I had lived here maybe 2 months when the movie came on TV and I was all "Wait a farking minute, that's 400" and promptly proceeded to sing East Bound and Down at the top of my lungs every time I rode my bike on this road to work.  Other than some tall "highway billboards" that are there now it's hardly changed.

[img.fark.net image 800x428]


My current office is about 2 miles south of there.
 
2018-09-12 04:43:46 PM  

Podna: Have they evacuated the inmates in that prison in the path of the storm?


Don't worry, they've cut them some air holes in the lid.
 
2018-09-12 04:44:04 PM  
If I ever go to Waffle House it's between the hours or 2-4 pm.  It's actually quite civil and calm at that time.  I get a patty melt and hit the highway.  There's one pretty close on the Winston-Salem exit of I-40 which does a fair job for what it is.
 
2018-09-12 04:50:31 PM  

DiggityDynomite: mr lawson: DiggityDynomite: steklo: Eli WhiskeyDik: Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.

It's a true story. She was so drunk she could hardly stand in one place. Her boyfriend later apologized to me before they left.

And you didn't ask to smell *his* hand too?

better come back:
Her: "Just had sex, smell my fingers"
You: "Hey, so did I, smell my palm."

When someone asks me to smell their fingers, I usually lean forward like I'm going to take a whiff... and I take the fingers right into my mouth.


That might have turned out pretty nasty.  I wonder if she was trying to hit you up for a threesome.
 
2018-09-12 04:52:42 PM  
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2018-09-12 04:52:57 PM  
Can't have you a Waffle House thread without Reverend Billy...
Rev. Billy C. Wertz - Waffle House Fire
Youtube MxaNUp6-O5k
 
2018-09-12 04:54:58 PM  

BizarreMan: DiggityDynomite: mr lawson: DiggityDynomite: steklo: Eli WhiskeyDik: Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.

It's a true story. She was so drunk she could hardly stand in one place. Her boyfriend later apologized to me before they left.

And you didn't ask to smell *his* hand too?

better come back:
Her: "Just had sex, smell my fingers"
You: "Hey, so did I, smell my palm."

When someone asks me to smell their fingers, I usually lean forward like I'm going to take a whiff... and I take the fingers right into my mouth.

That might have turned out pretty nasty.  I wonder if she was trying to hit you up for a threesome.


Or a Moons Over My Hammy.
 
2018-09-12 05:01:19 PM  

steklo: NotThatGuyAgain: steklo: Amelia Earhart's Black Box: I want to see the cast of The Walking Dead come across an open WH during the finale.

They film the show in a small town in GA. Just happens to be the "home" state of Waffle House.

I've been to that town a few times and every once in a while you'll see one of the actors getting food at a local mom & pops...

[camperchroniclesdotcom.files.wordpres​s.com image 850x566]

I've been to Senoia a couple times, nice place.  However, they do film TWD in a lot of other parts of Georgia.  Ozark is filmed here as well (they recently blew something up near me for a shot, I think a boat house.  Black Panther and other titles, too.  And all the "town square" scenes in My Cousin Vinny were filmed in Monticello, GA (Mont-i-sello, here).  Came up on the town sqwuare on a road trip and it gave me such a feeling of deja vu I had to stop.  I knew I'd seen it before but knew I'd never been there, lol.

This utterly forgettable scene from Smokey and the Bandit was filmed about a minute from my house.  Ironically, commerical vehicles like that are banned on this (Buford Dam Rd, just about on the dam itself coming from the Forsyth County side).  I am on this road almost daily.
[img.fark.net image 800x432]

This is GA400, which was my daily commute until I started working mostly from home.  I had lived here maybe 2 months when the movie came on TV and I was all "Wait a farking minute, that's 400" and promptly proceeded to sing East Bound and Down at the top of my lungs every time I rode my bike on this road to work.  Other than some tall "highway billboards" that are there now it's hardly changed.

[img.fark.net image 800x428]

Pretty Awesome!

Once Maureen McCormick filmed a PSA at my High School on how to fill out tax forms back in the 70's. I've never seen it though, only heard of it.


Come to think of it, my GF's son works at a trendy restaurant in Buford, Ga, and he said Jason Bateman came in and wanted to rent the whole place for the cast and crew of Ozark.  However, his offer was ridiculously low compared to what the owner would make by just staying open for regular folks so the owner told him no (the owner is the nicest person you'll ever meet).  Apparently Mr. Bateman was none too pleased some "nobody" turned down an offer where he'd lose money for no gain.

Well, that's what the kid says, anyhow.  He's been known to exaggerate and embellish stories.
 
2018-09-12 05:04:13 PM  

Another Government Employee: NotThatGuyAgain: steklo: Amelia Earhart's Black Box: I want to see the cast of The Walking Dead come across an open WH during the finale.

They film the show in a small town in GA. Just happens to be the "home" state of Waffle House.

I've been to that town a few times and every once in a while you'll see one of the actors getting food at a local mom & pops...

[camperchroniclesdotcom.files.wordpres​s.com image 850x566]

I've been to Senoia a couple times, nice place.  However, they do film TWD in a lot of other parts of Georgia.  Ozark is filmed here as well (they recently blew something up near me for a shot, I think a boat house.  Black Panther and other titles, too.  And all the "town square" scenes in My Cousin Vinny were filmed in Monticello, GA (Mont-i-sello, here).  Came up on the town sqwuare on a road trip and it gave me such a feeling of deja vu I had to stop.  I knew I'd seen it before but knew I'd never been there, lol.

This utterly forgettable scene from Smokey and the Bandit was filmed about a minute from my house.  Ironically, commerical vehicles like that are banned on this (Buford Dam Rd, just about on the dam itself coming from the Forsyth County side).  I am on this road almost daily.
[img.fark.net image 800x432]

This is GA400, which was my daily commute until I started working mostly from home.  I had lived here maybe 2 months when the movie came on TV and I was all "Wait a farking minute, that's 400" and promptly proceeded to sing East Bound and Down at the top of my lungs every time I rode my bike on this road to work.  Other than some tall "highway billboards" that are there now it's hardly changed.

[img.fark.net image 800x428]

My current office is about 2 miles south of there.


When I go into work I take exit 12 for the quick way, 13 if I'm riding the loud bike and want to irk people in beemers.
 
2018-09-12 05:32:13 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: When I go into work I take exit 12 for the quick way, 13 if I'm riding the loud bike and want to irk people in beemers.


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2018-09-12 05:34:36 PM  

TylerParry: Where are the thinkers and prayer-makers going to eat now?


Small children, stolen from their Mexican parents, sliced thin, and cooked as one does Beef Strogranoff. Any remaining evil is eliminated by a short prayer, "Please bless this food."
 
2018-09-12 05:36:53 PM  
Great. Now I want waffles.
 
2018-09-12 05:37:19 PM  

RoFaWh: Small children, stolen from their Mexican parents, sliced thin, and cooked as one does Beef Strogranoff. Any remaining evil is eliminated by a short prayer, "Please bless this food."


"Jesus, Please Bless this food."
/Fixed
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2018-09-12 05:41:06 PM  

RoFaWh: sliced thin, and cooked as one does Beef Strogranoff.


Get out.

That is not how one prepares a proper Stroganoff.

/at least how I am accustomed
//and it gets raves from people who distrust the dish
 
2018-09-12 05:41:55 PM  

bluejeansonfire: Oh no. The gas station bathrooms with waffle irons on the counters closed. How horrible.

( I used to live in Pensacola. Waffle Houses were almost across from each other. I'd rather eat at Denny's. )


Anecdotal evidence is anecdotal.
 
2018-09-12 05:43:36 PM  

steklo: "Hey, we just had sex! Wanna smell my fingers?" She asks me.
Before I could say a word, she sticks her hand up to my nose.


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-09-12 05:48:45 PM  

tricycleracer: I'm watching the outer banks live feed at CNN.  There's a lady in one piece with a visor on just walking down the beach and two people in sitting in beach chairs like nothing is happening.  SMH. BREAKING:  THEY HAVE A farkING CHILD WITH THEM.  ARGHHHHHHHH!


Your observation merely confirms the widely held belief that some people are incredibly stupid. I would like to say more but my flabber is so gasted that I can't think of appropriate words.
 
2018-09-12 05:53:54 PM  

tricycleracer: I'm watching the outer banks live feed at CNN.  There's a lady in one piece with a visor on just walking down the beach and two people in sitting in beach chairs like nothing is happening.  SMH.

BREAKING:  THEY HAVE A farkING CHILD WITH THEM.  ARGHHHHHHHH!


We still have days and days of truly legit interesting news to make of this great happening.  Better buckle up!
 
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