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(ABC7 Los Angeles)   Spa's "Vampire facials" may have spread illness among customers, smiles among vampires   ( abc7.com) divider line
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3629 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Sep 2018 at 11:35 AM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-09-12 10:48:39 AM  
Barnabas Cumchucker would be a good vampire porn star name.
 
2018-09-12 10:57:53 AM  
Richard Chase would approve if he wasn't in f*cking hell.
 
2018-09-12 11:36:29 AM  
Seaman is so much easier to apply....
 
2018-09-12 11:36:51 AM  
I've seen that animated movie.
 
2018-09-12 11:37:47 AM  
Tell me more...
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2018-09-12 11:37:59 AM  
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2018-09-12 11:38:13 AM  
Why the f*ck is this even a thing?

"...Kim Kardashian has Instagrammed about it."

Ah, I see. If you're stupid enough to follow tips from that person and rub blood all over your face you deserve to get an illness
 
2018-09-12 11:39:15 AM  
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2018-09-12 11:40:10 AM  
I prefer spas that have a vampire AND an explosion.

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2018-09-12 11:41:58 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: .Kim Kardashian


Once i saw that name in the article. I stopped reading. It was all I needed to know.

What Kim really needs to tell the public is how the hell she became a multimillionaire and how everyone else can do it too....
 
2018-09-12 11:42:03 AM  
I'm shocked that some shiatty spa wasn't prepared to handle blood safely.
 
2018-09-12 11:42:31 AM  
Why the fark would you let a farking SPA draw your blood?
 
2018-09-12 11:42:51 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Why the f*ck is this even a thing?

"...Kim Kardashian has Instagrammed about it."

Ah, I see. If you're stupid enough to follow tips from that person and rub blood all over your face you deserve to get an illness


Yeah, this sounds like just one more gambit in Darwin's master plan.
 
2018-09-12 11:42:58 AM  
the hobbit is trying to get rid of taller people...then she is not a hobbit !


/with a nod to south park.
 
2018-09-12 11:43:03 AM  
It's good to know that I was a trendsetter when I was 6.

/Had a bloody nose.
//Used the blood as war paint on my face.
///Although I still had the common sense to rinse it off before Mom saw it.
 
2018-09-12 11:43:22 AM  
Question of etiquette, when getting a facial at a spa does the person getting or giving tip the other?
 
2018-09-12 11:43:30 AM  

steklo: pastramithemosterotic: .Kim Kardashian

Once i saw that name in the article. I stopped reading. It was all I needed to know.

What Kim really needs to tell the public is how the hell she became a multimillionaire and how everyone else can do it too....


Have a famous lawyer daddy, release a sex tape, become a reality whore, profit?
 
2018-09-12 11:45:06 AM  

Cheron: Question of etiquette, when getting a facial at a spa does the person getting or giving tip the other?


Usually the giver uses the tip.
 
2018-09-12 11:48:32 AM  

SpaceyCat: Why the fark would you let a farking SPA draw your blood?


Because handling a cheese grater for your foot calluses and handling a hypodermic needle are basically the same thing.
 
2018-09-12 11:48:46 AM  
Do stupid sh*t, win stupid prizes.
 
2018-09-12 11:48:49 AM  
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2018-09-12 11:48:58 AM  

SpaceyCat: Why the fark would you let a farking SPA draw your blood?


You want a cure for wellness
 
2018-09-12 11:54:10 AM  

steklo: pastramithemosterotic: .Kim Kardashian

Once i saw that name in the article. I stopped reading. It was all I needed to know.

What Kim really needs to tell the public is how the hell she became a multimillionaire and how everyone else can do it too....


Is 'I had a fat ass and farked on camera' really a brilliant business strategy you need special insight into?
 
2018-09-12 11:56:02 AM  
Nice to be reminded of just how stupid people can be.
 
2018-09-12 11:57:23 AM  

guestguy: I prefer spas that have a vampire AND an explosion.

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If you want to know who the real vampire is, look in a mirror!
 
2018-09-12 12:08:21 PM  

steklo: pastramithemosterotic: .Kim Kardashian

Once i saw that name in the article. I stopped reading. It was all I needed to know.

What Kim really needs to tell the public is how the hell she became a multimillionaire and how everyone else can do it too....



I'm not spreading my legs for some mediocre rapper.
 
2018-09-12 12:12:05 PM  
When I saw spa, facial, and vampire in the same headline I was hoping for something different.

*sigh*
 
2018-09-12 12:14:21 PM  
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"One!  One sucker is born every minute!  Ah ah ah!"
 
2018-09-12 12:15:55 PM  

The_Sponge: I'm not spreading my legs for some mediocre rapper.


Is that it? that's how to make multi-millions?  No way. there has to be more than that.
 
2018-09-12 12:18:22 PM  

steklo: The_Sponge: I'm not spreading my legs for some mediocre rapper.

Is that it? that's how to make multi-millions?  No way. there has to be more than that.



It helps if your old man was a member of O.J.'s "Dream Team".
 
2018-09-12 12:24:10 PM  
Jail her! Jail her! Jail her! Jail her! Jail her! Jail her!  ad nauseum
 
2018-09-12 12:29:48 PM  
When I get a facial, I let my boyfriend Branden do it.
 
2018-09-12 12:34:18 PM  
I have doc friends that own med spas and do these types of treatments. They actually do make a difference. Draw some blood, spin it down, drop the plasma in the skin and use a dermapen to push the plasma into the skin. I don't see how HIV could be transmitted, hepatitis maybe, but not HIV.  The HIV doesn't do very well at all in an aerobic environment
 
2018-09-12 12:38:05 PM  

mrwippl3: When I saw spa, facial, and vampire in the same headline I was hoping for something different.

*sigh*


I got images of spa employees sucking on clients' cheeks to draw blood to the surface.

Is that wrong?
 
2018-09-12 12:39:44 PM  

Matthew Keene: When I get a facial, I let my boyfriend Branden Peter North do it.

 
2018-09-12 12:40:48 PM  

Michael10101: I have doc friends that own med spas and do these types of treatments. They actually do make a difference. Draw some blood, spin it down, drop the plasma in the skin and use a dermapen to push the plasma into the skin. I don't see how HIV could be transmitted, hepatitis maybe, but not HIV.  The HIV doesn't do very well at all in an aerobic environment


They werent doing it in a gym, you dumdum.

/stop being smart
//you are too smart to imagine a spa employee using the same needle twice for different customers
///HIV spin the bottle needle
 
2018-09-12 12:44:00 PM  
FFS women, how about you try aging gracefully instead of risking your health or turining into a disaster like Meg Ryan???
 
2018-09-12 12:46:52 PM  
So, what actually happened? Was the spa mixing up the blood they were slapping on clients' faces, instead of giving them just their own, or what? Using the same spatula for everybody without cleaning it each time?
 
2018-09-12 01:05:25 PM  

Michael10101: I have doc friends that own med spas and do these types of treatments. They actually do make a difference. Draw some blood, spin it down, drop the plasma in the skin and use a dermapen to push the plasma into the skin. I don't see how HIV could be transmitted, hepatitis maybe, but not HIV.  The HIV doesn't do very well at all in an aerobic environment


Your doc friends are frauds.
 
2018-09-12 01:06:43 PM  
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2018-09-12 01:09:32 PM  

Carousel Beast: a disaster like Meg Ryan


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2018-09-12 01:10:12 PM  

blahpers: Michael10101: I have doc friends that own med spas and do these types of treatments. They actually do make a difference. Draw some blood, spin it down, drop the plasma in the skin and use a dermapen to push the plasma into the skin. I don't see how HIV could be transmitted, hepatitis maybe, but not HIV.  The HIV doesn't do very well at all in an aerobic environment

Your doc friends are frauds.


Yeah, pretty much.
 
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2018-09-12 01:12:05 PM  
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NOW you tell me...
 
2018-09-12 01:23:59 PM  

Resident Muslim: mrwippl3: When I saw spa, facial, and vampire in the same headline I was hoping for something different.

*sigh*

I got images of spa employees sucking on clients' cheeks to draw blood to the surface.

Is that wrong?


Nah. If that's what you're into, go for it my man.
 
2018-09-12 01:59:15 PM  
If I want blood on my face, I'll just go down on my girlfriend.
 
2018-09-12 03:22:44 PM  

Clockwork Kumquat: So, what actually happened? Was the spa mixing up the blood they were slapping on clients' faces, instead of giving them just their own, or what? Using the same spatula for everybody without cleaning it each time?


I would assume improper sterilization and/or reuse of supposed to be single use items. I seriously doubt they'd have an autoclave on site.
 
2018-09-12 06:04:28 PM  

steklo: Carousel Beast: a disaster like Meg Ryan

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Was that on the set of Hocus Pocus?
 
2018-09-12 10:08:49 PM  
I visited  a hotel  which turned out to be  a sanatorium this weekend  the place had lots of posters l8ke this everywhere 
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