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(Global News (Canada))   "It was about 40 feet long," man claims while taking video of 2 square feet of stones and some water   ( globalnews.ca) divider line
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2018-09-12 09:37:08 AM  
Mating sturgeon is more likely.
 
2018-09-12 10:03:18 AM  
They spelled "Ogopogo" backwards at least once in TFA.
 
2018-09-12 10:50:41 AM  
The only people that are around to film these events are people with Parkinson's disease.

Does the disease draw these people to the events...  or are the events drawn to people with the disease?
 
2018-09-12 10:51:35 AM  
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2018-09-12 10:56:06 AM  
"Hey, that sucker's nearly 40 feet long. I'd better turn the camera vertical to avoid capturing as much of it as possible!"
 
2018-09-12 10:57:31 AM  
Penis-type measuring detected.
 
2018-09-12 10:57:46 AM  
How many Molson's deep was he at the time?
 
2018-09-12 10:58:00 AM  
i thought the reporter said " his brother in law is still stoned."

was it like a snake or a dinosaur?
 
2018-09-12 10:59:13 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: "Hey, that sucker's nearly 40 feet long. I'd better turn the camera vertical to avoid capturing as much of it as possible!"


And wave it all around.
 
2018-09-12 10:59:37 AM  
Men are horrible at measuring things.
 
2018-09-12 11:00:47 AM  
And vertical video to boot. STONE HIM!
 
2018-09-12 11:01:19 AM  

WhiskeySticks: How many Molson's deep was he at the time?


I also want to know the volume in thimbles.
 
2018-09-12 11:06:59 AM  

darthaegis: The only people that are around to film these events are people with Parkinson's disease.

Does the disease draw these people to the events...  or are the events drawn to people with the disease?



Next, on 60 Minutes.
 
2018-09-12 11:10:37 AM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Mating sturgeon is more likely.


Go on...
 
2018-09-12 11:12:35 AM  

darthaegis: The only people that are around to film these events are people with Parkinson's disease.

Does the disease draw these people to the events...  or are the events drawn to people with the disease?


I think this may also explain the vertical video.

I no longer hate these people now that I know they suffer from a truly horrible affliction.
 
2018-09-12 11:12:44 AM  
That video makes typical Bigfoot videos seem like professional cinematography in comparison.
 
2018-09-12 11:14:59 AM  
Was he jumping on a trampoline while trying to record? That was frustrating to watch.
 
2018-09-12 11:20:57 AM  
Yeah, they smoke a lot of weed in BC.
 
2018-09-12 11:23:41 AM  
"When you're sitting on the beach on a sunny day, you don't expect to see a dinosaur coming out of the water,"

And you didn't, because they're extinct.
 
2018-09-12 11:25:29 AM  
Dude! What's with the wife-beater and greasy hair? And oh yeah, hold the camera steady or you just look like a douche. Is that still a word? But at least he got to flex on camera.
 
2018-09-12 11:27:25 AM  
FTFA: "It was about 15 metres or 350 feet long, the men told Global News on Tuesday night."
 
2018-09-12 11:32:07 AM  

cowgirl toffee: WhiskeySticks: How many Molson's deep was he at the time?

I also want to know the volume in thimbles.


Methinks only one?

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2018-09-12 11:33:49 AM  
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It looked like Kermit was working that camera
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2018-09-12 11:36:11 AM  

jynxyu: cowgirl toffee: WhiskeySticks: How many Molson's deep was he at the time?

I also want to know the volume in thimbles.

Methinks only one?

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That's in Toronto, I believe?
 
2018-09-12 11:39:13 AM  

darthaegis: The only people that are around to film these events are people with Parkinson's disease.

Does the disease draw these people to the events...  or are the events drawn to people with the disease?


They also take pictures of 'UFOs"

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2018-09-12 11:49:09 AM  
Nice video. Clearly shows it.
On other news on the same page Rob Fords brother Doug is Premier up there and is playing with the constitution. I thought that stuff was long gone.
 
2018-09-12 11:53:56 AM  
Oh, good, my hometown's on Fark.

I'm not playing hunt-the-script on Global's disaster of a site.  From the comments in the thread, I'm assuming it's the same as every other Ogopogo video.

/only confirmed sighting is that statue in Kerry Park
 
2018-09-12 12:14:25 PM  
I thought they were talking about my favorite personal part of me, or at least the biggest dump I could have taken.
 
2018-09-12 12:30:28 PM  
Did he exaggerate the girth too?
 
2018-09-12 12:32:14 PM  

BenSaw2: darthaegis: The only people that are around to film these events are people with Parkinson's disease.

Does the disease draw these people to the events...  or are the events drawn to people with the disease?

I think this may also explain the vertical video.

I no longer hate these people now that I know they suffer from a truly horrible affliction.


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2018-09-12 12:34:42 PM  
It baffles me how people can fark up taking a simple video...
 
2018-09-12 12:56:04 PM  
My working theory is it's the earthquakes that scare the creatures up from the bottoms.
 
2018-09-12 01:42:33 PM  
You would think that for all the familiarity we have with camera phones these days, people would know how to use one without waving it around like a drunken idiot.

Is there some kind of disruptor ray that alien and other mythical creatures use to make observers jittery?
 
2018-09-12 01:50:20 PM  

edmo: My working theory is it's the earthquakes that scare the creatures up from the bottoms.


I think when Bigfoot poops, he poops in the lake.  That stirs up the other monsters.
 
2018-09-12 02:41:01 PM  
Would have been better footage if he had tied the camera to a paint shaker.
 
2018-09-12 03:18:17 PM  
Absolutely astounding how these videos are always, ALWAYS shaky and terrible.
 
2018-09-12 03:29:35 PM  

almejita: edmo: My working theory is it's the earthquakes that scare the creatures up from the bottoms.

I think when Bigfoot poops, he poops in the lake.  That stirs up the other monsters.


So Bigfoot is one to shiat stir?
 
2018-09-12 06:22:37 PM  
"Kelowna man"...?   Like Jonas Quinn?

Seriously who keeps approving this shiat?
 
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2018-09-12 07:17:45 PM  

disco ball: Was he jumping on a trampoline while trying to record? That was frustrating to watch.


Not a trampoline...

Wait for it.......

An ogopogo stick.
 
2018-09-12 08:00:15 PM  

Artemus_Hackwell: "Kelowna man"...?   Like Jonas Quinn?

Seriously who keeps approving this shiat?


He's from the city they producers of SG-1 named the planet after.  My home town, incidentally.
 
2018-09-13 09:56:47 AM  
After reading the comments, I'm glad that I have an adblocker. Saved my eyes.
 
2018-09-13 06:44:09 PM  

Bondith: Artemus_Hackwell: "Kelowna man"...?   Like Jonas Quinn?

Seriously who keeps approving this shiat?

He's from the city they producers of SG-1 named the planet after.  My home town, incidentally.


Yes; I know.  Kelowna BC.  I'm a huge fan of Stargate.
 
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