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(KSTU FOX 13)   Man with samurai sword arrested during break-in at Jamba Juice store   ( fox13now.com) divider line
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2018-09-12 09:58:47 AM  
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2018-09-12 10:07:46 AM  
The sword in that picture looks suspiciously home made.
 
2018-09-12 10:08:25 AM  
Because he was the fruit ninja
 
2018-09-12 10:09:03 AM  
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?
 
2018-09-12 10:10:06 AM  
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2018-09-12 10:10:43 AM  

CzarChasm: [img.fark.net image 300x168]?


*shakes tiny wakizashi*

Finding an appropriate Belushi pic took WAY longer than it should have.
 
2018-09-12 10:14:25 AM  
Then you read the article and find the break in and sword wielding man were two separate, unconnected incidents at the same location.

/golf clap for subby
 
2018-09-12 10:14:59 AM  
That's because the samurai sword had a curse on it to make anyone who wielded it think they were living in feudal Japan.
 
2018-09-12 10:16:08 AM  
01 - Jamba Jews
Youtube 6HMN5_3LKVQ
 
2018-09-12 10:20:39 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: CzarChasm: [img.fark.net image 300x168]?

*shakes tiny wakizashi*

Finding an appropriate Belushi pic took WAY longer than it should have.


That's OK, I was all set to comment No Coke, Pepsi until I saw both images and realised that was the wrong character.
 
2018-09-12 10:23:21 AM  
Wait until the National Sword Association hears about this! ... what do you mean that's not what NSA stands for?
 
2018-09-12 10:24:30 AM  
Not to give too much away but in the original Yojamba, which means "Kevin Costner Juice" in Japanese, bursts into the store and pit two rival nectars against each other.
 
2018-09-12 10:31:10 AM  
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2018-09-12 10:34:14 AM  
I've patched 1,000 roofs and they don't call me Boris the roof patcher, I've built 100,000 sword and shields and they don't call me Boris the blacksmith but f..k one goat...
 
2018-09-12 10:51:50 AM  
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2018-09-12 11:21:59 AM  
That's Chinese, you idiot!
 
2018-09-12 11:43:33 AM  
Confinement Ep5: The Swordsman
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Not a samurai sword, but still funny.
 
2018-09-12 11:48:52 AM  

MassDeficit: I've patched 1,000 roofs and they don't call me Boris the roof patcher, I've built 100,000 sword and shields and they don't call me Boris the blacksmith but f..k one goat...


And they call you Boris the goat-farking blacksmith.
 
2018-09-12 11:56:23 AM  
Why can you get arrested just for possession of a samurai sword?
 
2018-09-12 12:01:19 PM  

MattyBlast: Why can you get arrested just for possession of a samurai sword?


Carrying a fixed blade over (IIRC) 6 in long (or something like that) is illegal.
 
2018-09-12 12:06:09 PM  
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2018-09-12 01:09:17 PM  
It's getting to be where a weeaboo can't walk around freely with a 6ft samurai sword on his back anymore!!
 
2018-09-12 01:10:55 PM  
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2018-09-12 03:56:23 PM  
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And you're not gonna NOT get Randy Jackson's autograph, right?
 
2018-09-12 04:26:18 PM  
What would have stopped the situation is a good guy with a sword...
 
2018-09-12 04:47:34 PM  

MattyBlast: Why can you get arrested just for possession of a samurai sword?


Depends on the state. In California, for example, it's perfectly legal to walk around with a sword, provided that you aren't intending to use it as a weapon.
 
2018-09-12 06:30:35 PM  
Wow, that's an epically crappy sword. Looks like a super cheap chinese hunk of garbage with a homemade grip. You can get a basic but functional katana for around $60 if you bother looking, why people keep using such cheap garbage is beyond me.
 
2018-09-13 02:45:51 AM  
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