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2018-09-12 08:21:07 AM  
Its unusually wide girth is unlikely to expand

Man, way to downplay the dick metaphor, TFA...
 
2018-09-12 08:30:48 AM  
Florence rejects your binary sexual constructs.
 
2018-09-12 08:34:10 AM  
That's going to hurt going in.
 
2018-09-12 08:40:14 AM  
Hopefully the residents pulled out in time
 
2018-09-12 08:46:27 AM  
Image caption: A radar image of a megastore baring down on the United States.

Naked merchandise is on the way? Hell, I might just head over there.
 
2018-09-12 08:53:13 AM  
Oh, that's what a megastore looks like!
 
2018-09-12 08:53:22 AM  
Meanwhile, Trump and the Republicans are loosening pollution controls, ensuring we'll be farked by more storms like this.
 
2018-09-12 08:53:35 AM  
I told you they were boned.
 
2018-09-12 08:55:46 AM  
https://www.flightradar24.com/NOAA49/​1​dd5f3a6
The absolute madmen and madwomen are doing their thing in the sky.
 
2018-09-12 08:56:21 AM  
Just when you think it's over, here comes the storm surge.
 
2018-09-12 08:57:35 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Its unusually wide girth is unlikely to expand

Man, way to downplay the dick metaphor, TFA...


I was kinda hoping that the last name of "Metaphor" would show up in the list of Census names that show up at least 100 times in the Census, because it would be kinda cool for there to be a person named "Richard Metaphor".

Alas, it was not to be....
 
2018-09-12 08:57:37 AM  
needs to tuck and gaff
 
2018-09-12 08:57:43 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Trump and the Republicans


Will be the band name for my Led Zeppelin tribute band.
 
2018-09-12 08:57:46 AM  
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2018-09-12 09:00:45 AM  
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2018-09-12 09:01:39 AM  

She comes in colors everywhere: needs to tuck and gaff


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OK, now I've got this playing through my head:

The Odd Couple theme song
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2018-09-12 09:04:26 AM  
I've said this before, I'll say this again. If you are in the hurricane's path, take this seriously. Be vigilante for extreme weather. If you are in the evacuation zone, get out. Don't take chances with this. You being at home is not going to stop your house from collapsing in on itself.
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This is a drone photograph of my parent's condominium after hurricane Harvey. The winds peeled the roof off like a sardine can lid. If they'd stayed, they'd be dead right now. My aunt's neighbor stayed, and emergency rescue found him curled up in his partially destroyed house, alive, but traumatized. He was in the fetal position and non-responsive.

Don't act as though this cannot happen to you. As we can see from this article, this hurricane is literally coming to dick you over.
 
2018-09-12 09:04:47 AM  
Lookin at the brown inner wall I'm thinkin we shoulda named this Hurricane Niko
 
2018-09-12 09:05:42 AM  
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2018-09-12 09:07:13 AM  
Tremendously big and tremendously wet

-- Donald J Trump
 
2018-09-12 09:08:47 AM  

Circusdog320: Tremendously big and tremendously wet

-- Donald J Trump


I heard that this morning and was like

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2018-09-12 09:12:18 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Meanwhile, Trump and the Republicans are loosening pollution controls, ensuring we'll be farked by more storms like this.


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2018-09-12 09:13:31 AM  
tremendously wet
 
2018-09-12 09:17:06 AM  

MattytheMouse: I've said this before, I'll say this again. If you are in the hurricane's path, take this seriously. Be vigilante for extreme weather. If you are in the evacuation zone, get out. Don't take chances with this. You being at home is not going to stop your house from collapsing in on itself.
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This is a drone photograph of my parent's condominium after hurricane Harvey. The winds peeled the roof off like a sardine can lid. If they'd stayed, they'd be dead right now. My aunt's neighbor stayed, and emergency rescue found him curled up in his partially destroyed house, alive, but traumatized. He was in the fetal position and non-responsive.

Don't act as though this cannot happen to you. As we can see from this article, this hurricane is literally coming to dick you over.


My aunt's out of her trailer and at my cousin's house (brick). They're right in the Myrtle Beach/Conway area, so... I guess at least they're not all in the trailer together.
 
2018-09-12 09:21:39 AM  
Super Typhoon Mangkhut?
 
2018-09-12 09:23:43 AM  
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2018-09-12 09:32:34 AM  
Like most penises, it will come in hard with a lot of thrusting, dumps lots of fluids, and leave the place a sopping wet mess and not even offer to clean up afterwards, before it disappears, never to be heard from again. And the people it effects won't be left satisfied.
 
2018-09-12 09:34:52 AM  
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2018-09-12 09:36:21 AM  

nekom: https://www.flightradar24.com/NOAA49/​1​dd5f3a6
The absolute madmen and madwomen are doing their thing in the sky.


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2018-09-12 09:37:41 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Image caption: A radar image of a megastore baring down on the United States.

Naked merchandise is on the way? Hell, I might just head over there.


Nudity at Walmart? I'll pass, thanks.
 
2018-09-12 09:38:41 AM  
Looks like it's a firin' it's lazor to me.
 
2018-09-12 09:39:03 AM  

nekom: https://www.flightradar24.com/NOAA49/​1​dd5f3a6The absolute madmen and madwomen are doing their thing in the sky.

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2018-09-12 09:39:10 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: I told you they were boned.


They'd have a hard time walking if they weren't.

/Wait, what?
 
2018-09-12 09:42:22 AM  
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2018-09-12 09:44:01 AM  
A radar image of a megastore baring down on the United States

They're putting a Wal*Mart in Nome, Alaska??
 
2018-09-12 09:49:37 AM  
God is gay-marrying the Carolinas...
 
2018-09-12 09:51:06 AM  
This is what you get when you combine the thrusting wind map with the soft, moist rain map:

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/image stolen from yesterday's thread.
 
2018-09-12 09:55:14 AM  

Warthog: This is what you get when you combine the thrusting wind map with the soft, moist rain map:

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/image stolen from yesterday's thread.


At least North Carolina is applying some protection.
 
2018-09-12 09:56:16 AM  
You're going to get so screwed  this weekend.
 
2018-09-12 10:01:20 AM  
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2018-09-12 10:11:46 AM  
At least she's not going in dry.
 
2018-09-12 10:15:23 AM  
Y'all mutha frkkas need Jesus.
 
2018-09-12 10:17:27 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Meanwhile, Trump and the Republicans are loosening pollution controls, ensuring we'll be farked by more storms like this.


I've been promised more frequent and violent storms for years. I'm lucky to see two thunderstorms a year that are even worth watching. I'll believe it when I see it, but like most political promises, this is probably a lie.
 
2018-09-12 10:32:11 AM  

Warthog: This is what you get when you combine the thrusting wind map with the soft, moist rain map:

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/image stolen from yesterday's thread.


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2018-09-12 10:55:34 AM  

MattytheMouse: . Be vigilante for extreme weather.


What, are we supposed to start shooting at clouds?
 
2018-09-12 11:01:11 AM  
Confirmation that anything can be turned into a dick/sex joke.

"AMERICA'S southeast coast is bracing for a pounding"

Well, it's wearing that suggestive coastline ... so it's asking for it.
 
2018-09-12 11:01:47 AM  
My uncle always said it was a mistake to name storms after women because sooner or later you will get a real biatch.

(My name is Sandy, he got a real laugh when that one rolled through)
 
2018-09-12 11:02:46 AM  
This is why I live in a fire and earthquake area.
 
2018-09-12 11:11:49 AM  

MattytheMouse: vigilante for extreme weather


You mean like a vigilante weatherman?

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2018-09-12 11:23:44 AM  
Throw a towel over it
 
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