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(WKRG Mobile)   Florida man attacks neighbor with chainsaw over shrub dispute   ( wkrg.com) divider line
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2018-09-11 10:00:19 PM  
Silly neighbor- everyone knows you're supposed to use... a herring!
 
2018-09-11 11:35:04 PM  
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What a shrub with a chainsaw might look like.
 
2018-09-12 03:27:07 AM  
Jeb's goofed on the skunk weed
 
2018-09-12 03:30:41 AM  
With everything going on now, do we really need to still be debating about George W. Bush?
 
2018-09-12 03:43:37 AM  
Tis but a flesh wound!
 
2018-09-12 03:47:33 AM  
Bush still gets people worked up in Florida apparently.

Well, got to unknot my knickers. It is time I were in bed.
 
2018-09-12 03:54:09 AM  
It shows a verbal argument between the two before Zlocki begins hugging the shrub.

I can't blame a guy for loving bush.
 
2018-09-12 04:05:43 AM  
If my neighbor had a chainsaw and I only had shrubbery cutters I would take pause.

If I were a Knight that says NI things would be significantly different around here.
 
2018-09-12 04:15:16 AM  
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2018-09-12 04:15:31 AM  
Us normal, sane Floridians would like you Yankees to keep your assorted nuts and space cadets up there with you.
 
2018-09-12 04:25:03 AM  
The one guy was hugging a shrub, he needed a chainsawin'.
 
2018-09-12 04:27:05 AM  

Rik01: Us normal, sane Floridians would like you Yankees to keep your assorted nuts and space cadets up there with you.


You do know that Cape Canaveral is in Florida, right?  That's kind of space cadet central.  And what have you got against assorted nuts?
 
2018-09-12 04:27:43 AM  
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"Well, that escalated quickly!"
 
2018-09-12 04:28:38 AM  
My parents had a yard full of things I'm allergic to, so I convinced Mom to hire a landscaper to tear out all the plants I'm allergic to. $15k later, the yard is easier to manage without raising allergies. Except the part where the landscaping crew exposed the gas line had a hole.

So, I had to turn off the the gas line. Then I dug out the line to the plastic connector. I was tempted to seal the hole with some Jb_weldbond, but mom insisted on a permanent solution. So three days later, a pair of qualified plumbers replaced something I had an argument over a decade before with my father. Their solution looks better than what we crapped out. shiat, 10 feet of plumbing above ground would havd saved everything.
 
2018-09-12 04:32:52 AM  
Florida man,
Florida man,
Representin' Florida
The best that he can.
Using a Chainsaw
To' fertilize the land.
Florida man.
 
2018-09-12 05:26:29 AM  
Good walls make good neighbors unless they your husband is messing around with the guy on the other side
 
2018-09-12 05:46:02 AM  

uttertosh: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

"Well, that escalated quickly!"


never mind...i am not needed here
 
2018-09-12 06:35:40 AM  
Land O' Lakes Detention Center.

Is this where they make the butter?
 
2018-09-12 07:13:48 AM  

SpaceyCat: Land O' Lakes Detention Center.

Is this where they make the butter?


I will never understand the fascination with the bad boys inside

Aren't there enough dangerous guys to go around?
 
2018-09-12 07:14:28 AM  
Article writer needs to learn to write.
 
2018-09-12 07:32:49 AM  
If you come at me with a chainsaw, you primitive screw head, you'll meet my boomstick.

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2018-09-12 07:50:22 AM  
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2018-09-12 09:11:31 AM  

wildcardjack: My parents had a yard full of things I'm allergic to, so I convinced Mom to hire a landscaper to tear out all the plants I'm allergic to. $15k later, the yard is easier to manage without raising allergies. Except the part where the landscaping crew exposed the gas line had a hole.

So, I had to turn off the the gas line. Then I dug out the line to the plastic connector. I was tempted to seal the hole with some Jb_weldbond, but mom insisted on a permanent solution. So three days later, a pair of qualified plumbers replaced something I had an argument over a decade before with my father. Their solution looks better than what we crapped out. shiat, 10 feet of plumbing above ground would havd saved everything.


Dude your parents spent 15k cuz you had the sniffles? Wtf? Get your own place?
 
2018-09-12 09:16:32 AM  
What the actual hell is with that bloody state and some of the most oddball shiat coming outta it?

First it's bathsalts and eating a man's face like it's Fava Beans with a Nice Chianti,

Now it's cutting a dude hugging a bush?!


Soon it's gonna be tossing gators at someone because they're a Seminole fan.
 
2018-09-12 09:35:19 AM  
As a wise man once said:
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
Break your farking face tonight
Give me something to break
Just give me something to break
How bout yer farking face
I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw
What!
A chainsaw
What!
A motherfarking chainsaw
What!
So come and get it.
 
2018-09-12 09:40:17 AM  

UnwashedOtaku: What the actual hell is with that bloody state and some of the most oddball shiat coming outta it?

First it's bathsalts and eating a man's face like it's Fava Beans with a Nice Chianti,

Now it's cutting a dude hugging a bush?!


Soon it's gonna be tossing gators at someone because they're a Seminole fan.


No one would toss a gator at a noles fan.

We frown on folks picking on the obviously retarded down here.
 
2018-09-12 10:42:00 AM  
But did the neighbor trim his bushy waist length hair into a model of the Queen Elizabeth & go sailing?
Sometimes you just can't win
better not be obscure
 
2018-09-12 02:19:55 PM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 320x340]
What a shrub with a chainsaw might look like.


Beat me to it! Kinda.

Jeb Bush overheard saying "My brother didn't do that!"
 
2018-09-12 02:38:06 PM  
"You put bourbon in this one!"

"NO! The proper liquor is rum!"

///shrub argument

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2018-09-12 03:03:03 PM  
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Grandma?
 
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