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(10 News)   $20,000 worth of dog food, leashes, chains stolen from Ohio animal charity. Police have no leads   ( 10news.com) divider line
    More: Sad, lawyer Lisa Rabanus, owner Margaret Coplen, dog food, Dog, unopened bag, animal shelters, brief chance, retail condition  
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2018-09-12 12:32:01 AM  
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2018-09-12 02:32:10 AM  
No leads, huh. I suppose the detectives will just have to pencil in some extra investigating.

As far as where the dog food went, maybe they'll investigate local Golden Corral distribution centers.
 
2018-09-12 02:32:22 AM  
The people who talk at the theater are going to be disgusted by these people when they get to hell.
 
2018-09-12 02:32:33 AM  
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2018-09-12 02:33:47 AM  
Hey, Robinhood! You're supposed to steal from the rich and give to the poor!

Why can't we see stories about Petcos raided and piles of anonymous donations showing up at shelters?
 
2018-09-12 02:35:52 AM  
Because petco is guarded at night by cats with lasers for eyes.
 
2018-09-12 02:45:59 AM  
They need sharks.  With lasers.
 
2018-09-12 02:56:49 AM  
I'm sure they'll collar some suspects soon.
 
2018-09-12 03:08:00 AM  
Hopefully someone's gonna be in the doghouse over this.
 
2018-09-12 03:10:43 AM  
Better call the Alpolice.
 
2018-09-12 03:17:02 AM  
This is my most cynical mindset, but what if there was no theft? Conspire with the local constabulary to file a fake report, make a few PR releases, and the community ponies up a few thousand dollars to fill a budget gap, and you get a pile of random supplies that might help.
 
2018-09-12 03:22:50 AM  

wildcardjack: This is my most cynical mindset, but what if there was no theft? Conspire with the local constabulary to file a fake report, make a few PR releases, and the community ponies up a few thousand dollars to fill a budget gap, and you get a pile of random supplies that might help.


False flag operation?  Fake news?  Animals in shelters are crisis actors paid by Soros?  Or maybe it's Hillary and her child sex dungeon pals stocking up on supplies.  They can't exactly walk into a pet store and ask where the collars and leashes are that'd fit a ten year old boy now, can they?
 
2018-09-12 03:30:47 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: Better call the Alpolice.


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2018-09-12 03:39:23 AM  
I'm sure they are.barking up the wrong tree.
 
2018-09-12 03:47:52 AM  
Furries gone wild.
 
2018-09-12 04:49:12 AM  
I really don't....what's the plan here? I mean, it's 20k worth of product, but I don't see a pawn shop making offers and you can't just show up at Walmart and unload a truck of various dog food brands.
 
2018-09-12 04:52:33 AM  

Derp Du Jour: I really don't....what's the plan here? I mean, it's 20k worth of product, but I don't see a pawn shop making offers and you can't just show up at Walmart and unload a truck of various dog food brands.


I'm guessing the flea and tick medicine was what they were after. You'll probably find it really cheap at the flea market a year from now.
 
2018-09-12 05:03:11 AM  
Here in ABQ the scumbags stole the whole trailer with the food and leashes. I'm not one of these animal nuts, but this deserves an act of mindless violence directed to them. I swear, criminals that will steal a trailer with a cadaver in it, it's a special kind of scum.
 
2018-09-12 05:15:39 AM  

Derp Du Jour: I really don't....what's the plan here? I mean, it's 20k worth of product, but I don't see a pawn shop making offers and you can't just show up at Walmart and unload a truck of various dog food brands.


Insurance.
 
2018-09-12 05:54:31 AM  
On the case:

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2018-09-12 06:38:38 AM  
Hope they pick up the scent and get'em
 
2018-09-12 07:19:07 AM  
People are f@cking garbage.
 
2018-09-12 08:17:37 AM  

Derp Du Jour: I really don't....what's the plan here?


first thing i thought of when i glanced at the article was "Ariel Castro is still in jail right?" (nope, he died, my half-awake brain forgot that detail) Although i wouldn't completely rule out some crazy like him, or human traffickers or some equally crazy shiat, the real answer is probably and hopefully much more mundane.
 
2018-09-12 08:27:22 AM  
Better check the local S&M clubs.
 
2018-09-12 09:07:08 AM  
Subby, that was top-notch punnage
 
2018-09-12 09:46:30 AM  
Who's not a good boy?
 
2018-09-12 10:00:06 AM  
I guess using the bloodhounds is out of the question--they'd have nothing to go on.
 
2018-09-12 10:48:22 AM  
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2018-09-12 03:37:01 PM  

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...because what else do they have left to eat?
 
2018-09-13 01:12:16 AM  
Headline of the Week, subbeh -- +1
 
2018-09-13 11:46:00 AM  
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