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(The Scottish Sun)   Man born without penis gets fitted with bionic dong, loses virginity at 45 (NSFW)   ( thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2018-09-11 05:40:13 PM  
Coming next fall on ABC...

"The 50,000 dollar middle-aged bionic'd penis man"
 
2018-09-11 05:43:25 PM  
Biondick?
 
2018-09-11 05:47:39 PM  
Unbender?
 
2018-09-11 05:47:59 PM  
I can help his girlfriend out.

I am charitable like that.
 
2018-09-11 05:48:56 PM  
Would be kind of annoying. I mean having to hear that sound every time he gets hard would get old really quick.
 
2018-09-11 05:52:45 PM  
Sir Thomas Moore and a boy without a winkle
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2018-09-11 05:53:09 PM  
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2018-09-11 05:54:25 PM  
"The original erogenous zones are incorporated into the phalloplasty to give erogenous sensations."
Andrew had always been able to experience orgasm due to his erogenous zones being intact.
His testicles had been blocked off when he was younger, so he could not ejaculate.
Now, however, the tubes have been attached to the bionic penis and he is able to"

That's pretty amazing.  The dude can actually experience orgasm with his bionic dong.
 
2018-09-11 05:55:59 PM  
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2018-09-11 05:58:35 PM  
I heard of a man who had a similar issue. The doctors performed a surgery to graft muscles from the trunk of an elephant along with some of his skin to make him a penis. Many months later he was on a blind date and was aroused what was in front of him. Suddenly his penis took a roll of the table. He along with his date was surprised. After another roll was snatched his date exclaims "can you do that again?" He replies "I don't think my ass has any more room for another roll."
 
2018-09-11 06:09:13 PM  
Bi-on-ic do-o-o-o-ong
Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yee
 
2018-09-11 06:39:29 PM  
"Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic penis. Better than it was before. Better...stronger...faster."
 
2018-09-11 07:17:54 PM  

snowjack: "Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic penis. Better than it was before. Better...stronger...faster."


I wouldn't get one unless it made that "cha-ch-ch-ch" sound every time I got an erection.
 
2018-09-11 07:47:27 PM  

spooky.action: snowjack: "Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic penis. Better than it was before. Better...stronger...faster."

I wouldn't get one unless it made that "cha-ch-ch-ch" sound every time I got an erection.


Have your funny click, you bastard.

/That comment alone should be enough to greenlight this thread.
 
2018-09-11 09:26:12 PM  
It would be soooo disappointing to get this great new body part you've wanted all your life, and the first thing you have to do is hide it away so you don't get called a perv.
 
2018-09-11 09:29:19 PM  
In this case only - buy the extended service plan.
 
2018-09-11 09:29:42 PM  
One of my old bosses had a penis that was curly like a pig's tail.

At least that's what I wrote in my GlassDoor review when I quit.
 
2018-09-11 09:30:18 PM  
Dongle?
 
2018-09-11 09:30:24 PM  
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2018-09-11 09:32:27 PM  
King Missile - Detachable Penis
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2018-09-11 09:33:44 PM  
That's a lot of hoopla for a strap-on dildo.
 
2018-09-11 09:34:41 PM  
And now he functions better than 90% of the rest of us farkers
 
2018-09-11 09:34:51 PM  
Booty
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2018-09-11 09:36:15 PM  
I bet it's like getting fistfarked by the terminator.
 
2018-09-11 09:36:22 PM  

mr_fulano: And now he functions better than 90% of the rest of us farkers


He's gotten laid which puts him ahead of 98% of poltabbers
 
2018-09-11 09:40:11 PM  
I gotta have that Dick!
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2018-09-11 09:46:00 PM  
He can have mine. I ain't using it.
 
2018-09-11 09:48:02 PM  
That's weird, my Chinese gardener is named Bionic Dong. Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
 
2018-09-11 09:51:15 PM  
Born without one or did he donate it to Shrimply Pibbles?
 
2018-09-11 09:51:25 PM  
I though Bionic Dick was the name of one of those awful puddings the British are always going on about?
 
2018-09-11 09:55:42 PM  

Salmon: One of my old bosses had a penis that was curly like a pig's tail.

At least that's what I wrote in my GlassDoor review when I quit.


So was working in the White House as awful as advertised?
 
2018-09-11 09:56:02 PM  
There are many, many men born without penises, just as there are many, many women born with them.

They're normally referred to as transgender.  Some of you Farkers are them.  Some of you Farkers hate them.

How is this guy somehow different for you?
 
2018-09-11 10:01:51 PM  
What a dick.
 
2018-09-11 10:02:28 PM  
Robocock?

Built by Omni Consumer Penises?
 
2018-09-11 10:03:36 PM  
Jeeze, from the size of that scar he went with....extra long
 
2018-09-11 10:06:34 PM  

stir22: Coming next fall on ABC...

"The 50,000 dollar middle-aged bionic'd penis man"


45 is middle aged? Oh shiat I don't have much time.
 
2018-09-11 10:08:27 PM  
...and The Sun is there!    Jeebus they are everywhere nowadays
 
2018-09-11 10:10:25 PM  
Born without a penis?  That's just nuts!
 
2018-09-11 10:12:04 PM  
Bionic Dong is the name of my Wang Chung cover band
 
2018-09-11 10:13:11 PM  
"It's fantastic - no need to worry about viagra or getting old. He can do it when he's drunk too!

So she's admitting to planning on having sex with him when he's not capable of consent?
 
2018-09-11 10:16:30 PM  
Donnie Darko Clip - Smurfs
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2018-09-11 10:17:01 PM  
Armed and dangerous.
 
2018-09-11 10:18:47 PM  
Now that's an artful todger..
 
2018-09-11 10:22:08 PM  
Wow. Being born without a sick must've been hard... sorry, poor choice of words.
 
2018-09-11 10:23:28 PM  

DarkVader: There are many, many men born without penises, just as there are many, many women born with them.

They're normally referred to as transgender.  Some of you Farkers are them.  Some of you Farkers hate them.

How is this guy somehow different for you?


Spending your whole life identifying as a male while lacking male biological reproductive anatomy is different from being born with different reproductive anatomy than what your brain says you should have. That said In both his and a transgender person's case there's a ton of lifelong trauma associated with what they're dealing with. Not only is their biology causing them a lot of confusion and pain society does as well. You can look at this thread title and some of the jokes that have been made as a perfect example of the issues they face.
 
2018-09-11 10:24:14 PM  

cgraves67: Wow. Being born without a sick must've been hard... sorry, poor choice of words.


Sorry, I can't make it into work today. I'm dick.
 
2018-09-11 10:29:39 PM  
This far down and I'm the first to mention the old "Addadictomy"  joke ?
Yinz guyz are slippin' !
 
2018-09-11 10:30:59 PM  
Matt Schatt!
 
2018-09-11 10:35:39 PM  
Hey doc, how much to get a dick?

We'll need your left arm.

No problem doc, I'll give my left arm for a dick.
 
2018-09-11 10:39:00 PM  

ArkAngel: "It's fantastic - no need to worry about viagra or getting old. He can do it when he's drunk too!

So she's admitting to planning on having sex with him when he's not capable of consent?


It's why my fil got the same implant.  He got tired of trying to deal with viagra.

Although really, if they're together, will he really complain if wakes up and she's riding cowgirl?  As long as she gets more than 8 seconds, they'll both be happy.
 
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