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(BBC Earth)   Scientists are trying to figure out how to convince whales to have sex, say dick pics and axe spray can only do so much   ( bbcearth.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, North Atlantic, Right whale, Cetacea, Marine mammal, Atlantic right whale, Anderson Cabot Center, North Atlantic right, Mammal  
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2018-09-11 04:48:00 PM  
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2018-09-11 04:55:37 PM  
They can play some Barry White.
 
2018-09-11 05:05:13 PM  
A 20 piece McNugget meal usually does the trick with subby's mom.
 
2018-09-11 05:05:51 PM  
Need Moby Dick pics

/oblig
 
2018-09-11 05:05:57 PM  
Maybe the scientists just aren't their type.
 
2018-09-11 05:06:44 PM  
A VERY large box of wine?
 
2018-09-11 05:08:43 PM  
Normally you have to get them drunk and have them wait until just after last call when they both realize that neither of them is going home with a skinny person.
 
2018-09-11 05:09:16 PM  
The problem is there are plenty of Sperm Whales but not enough Ovum Whales.
 
2018-09-11 05:10:23 PM  
We could... y'know, stop catching/wrecking their food chain, polluting the water and deafening them with thundering diesel engines, like for a start.

"We banned straws!"

...
 
2018-09-11 05:14:44 PM  

Tentaclefriendly: We could... y'know, stop catching/wrecking their food chain, polluting the water and deafening them with thundering diesel engines, like for a start.

"We banned straws!"


Indeed, it's not the straws that threaten the whales, it's the golf balls.

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/Also, your user name doesn't check out, considering giant squid are the mortal enemy and the frequent meals of whales.
 
2018-09-11 05:15:33 PM  
i sent u my blowhole plz respond
 
2018-09-11 05:16:11 PM  
Has a dick pic EVER led to sex?
 
2018-09-11 05:16:17 PM  
Waiting until the last call always worked for me.
 
2018-09-11 05:18:21 PM  

anfrind: Has a dick pic EVER led to sex?


when requested before being sent : Absolutely!
 
2018-09-11 05:20:14 PM  
Fun fact: humpbacks and sperm whales do not get their names from their sexual proclivities.
 
2018-09-11 05:20:41 PM  

anfrind: Has a dick pic EVER led to sex?


EIP?
 
2018-09-11 05:22:26 PM  
Turn down the temperature of the ocean.
 
2018-09-11 05:22:41 PM  
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2018-09-11 05:23:20 PM  
All the whales I have farked were super willing
 
2018-09-11 05:24:01 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [dumpaday.com image 640x468]


My question has always been "what did fish smell like before women learned to swim?".
 
2018-09-11 05:26:41 PM  
Kinda like dolphins, but bigger.

/ <|< ~|>

// or something like that
 
2018-09-11 05:27:43 PM  
Whales usually just have a hooah sent up to their rooms after they clean up at the blackjack tables.
 
2018-09-11 05:28:16 PM  
Two words: whale porn
 
2018-09-11 05:30:09 PM  

Salmon: All the whales I have farked were super willing


Handle sort of checks out.
 
2018-09-11 05:32:20 PM  
They should just go to Walmart and ask around.
 
2018-09-11 05:33:15 PM  
tentacle porn
 
2018-09-11 05:34:15 PM  
Usually just takes some SoCo and coke
 
2018-09-11 05:34:58 PM  
You can just pay a porn star named Stormy to do it with you.
 
2018-09-11 05:37:32 PM  
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"I feel like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda cetacean that won't screw to save its species."
 
2018-09-11 05:40:18 PM  
May I suggest my new startup app for whale mating...  WETR
 
2018-09-11 05:42:28 PM  
for some reason I'd like to post that story on /b/ but I think the internet would whimper and 'an hero'.
 
2018-09-11 05:42:37 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: [img.fark.net image 300x448]

"I feel like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda cetacean that won't screw to save its species."


I want to breath smoke...

/which he did
 
2018-09-11 05:47:15 PM  
Now you know why:
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Well, not all of them:
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Bowchicawowow
 
2018-09-11 05:51:04 PM  

Grosseteste: Need Moby Dick pics

/oblig


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Nah, that's okay.
 
2018-09-11 05:51:10 PM  

Fano: Usually just takes some SoCo and coke


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"When she touched her lips to the glass, Lawanda's heart beat inside her."

"I knew from that moment that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
 
2018-09-11 05:51:24 PM  
Oh shiat, I just realized: this is a thread about whales sending nudes, and I almost didn't hit up e621 to find relevant images!
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Dude, check out the melons on her.
 
2018-09-11 05:59:48 PM  
Whataburger at 0200 is full of drunk whales.  Shouldn't be a problem.
 
2018-09-11 05:59:49 PM  
I've alway found whales to be the MOST willing to have sex.

Foxes on the other hand...
 
2018-09-11 06:00:57 PM  
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2018-09-11 06:06:19 PM  
Play whale pron prawn.
 
2018-09-11 06:09:38 PM  
Respond biatch
 
2018-09-11 06:19:02 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [dumpaday.com image 640x468]


Only 10%?  Wow, does it blast out and begin flailing around like a loose firehose?
 
2018-09-11 06:19:56 PM  

MattytheMouse: Oh shiat, I just realized: this is a thread about whales sending nudes, and I almost didn't hit up e621 to find relevant images!
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Dude, check out the melons on her.


What the f*ck....
 
2018-09-11 06:28:47 PM  

Gawdzila: MattytheMouse: Oh shiat, I just realized: this is a thread about whales sending nudes, and I almost didn't hit up e621 to find relevant images!
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Dude, check out the melons on her.

What the f*ck....


It's from musical Guys and Doll-phins
 
2018-09-11 07:35:35 PM  
Buncha dorks in this thread.
 
2018-09-11 07:36:22 PM  
What a whale tail might look like

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2018-09-11 07:42:43 PM  

frostus: What a whale tail might look like

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a little more realistic..
 
2018-09-11 07:44:43 PM  
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2018-09-11 07:57:18 PM  
With the cold water the problem could be shrinkage.
 
2018-09-11 08:33:57 PM  

NevynFox: frostus: What a whale tail might look like

[img.fark.net image 552x368]

[img.fark.net image 425x265]a little more realistic..


I can smell that from here.
 
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