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(The Smoking Gun)   Student, 14, hits hot teacher, then rats her out to the cops. Horny teens everywhere surrender (pics of teacher)   ( divider line
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218301 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jun 2004 at 6:29 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-06-29 11:42:25 AM  
Man, I feel sorry for this biatch's husband. DAYum.
2004-06-29 11:43:21 AM  
For christs sake you farking morons. He hit it WITH her. He didn't HIT HER. He didn't punch her in the face or kick her. That would be hitting her. If you're going to be emmulating youth culture, at least farking get it right!

This is what happens when out of touch white guys learn slang on the internet.
2004-06-29 12:05:04 PM  
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2004-06-29 12:13:26 PM  
If you're going to be emmulating youth culture, at least farking get it right!

Regarding I'd Hit It:
This is a "Fark" thing and not an emulation of your precious youth culture. Not that emulating a bunch of pasty cube-slaves is much better, but there it is... It helps to know what you're talking about when you speak up.
2004-06-29 12:15:01 PM  
Your ID profile shows that you've been on for more than 2 years. You would think I wouldn't have to explain this to you...

/oh wait, it's an AOL email account
2004-06-29 12:52:35 PM  
...and emmulate is a tardy emmu. You might have been trying to type emulate.

2004-06-29 01:02:06 PM  
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,830 for emmulate. (0.25 seconds)

Did you mean: emulate
2004-06-29 01:21:45 PM  
2004-06-28 06:43:51 PM putita_caliente

What's the oldest woman you had ever hit? and how old were you?

If i remember corrct, she was like 32 or 34, and I was 23...
2004-06-29 01:23:48 PM  

Now THAT is funny!
2004-06-29 01:30:15 PM  

Gosh, it's like you completely ignored the first half of my excessively long post. EDUCATE YOUR CHILDREN PEOPLE.

The problem with this approach is that there are a lot of other things out there that are also trying to influence our kids. You try to teach them to eat right, Pepsi wants them to eat junk. You try to teach them to make intelligent choices about sex, The perv down the street just wants to screw them and tells them he/she is in love to do it. 14 year olds are typically going through a rebellious phase where they will often do the opposite of what their parents tell them.

You are right about me ignoring the first part of your post. I did so because the 14 YO may ignore your advice as well. There are some kinds of maturity that you can not teach, you just have to grow into them. That is why we need laws to protect 14 year olds from themselves, perverts, and well meaning but neurotic teachers.
2004-06-29 01:44:54 PM  
I'm 23 and I had sex with a 31 yr old 3 weeks ago. I got a blow job from a 25 yr old when I was 17 and had sex with a 20 yr old when I was 16...

I will say... i'm scarred for life
2004-06-29 01:48:32 PM  
We need a "Tampa" tag too
2004-06-29 01:49:45 PM  
You biatch.
2004-06-29 01:51:26 PM  
Gotta love it when the image shows up on preview, but then diappears once it's posted. My above comment was a caption to the following photo:​05&p=BEE E2F23D32B09CFE28DCC45E4CD1C29FC672AC608C47EC70384551792659889
2004-06-29 01:58:21 PM  
Why can't anyone spell MORON right????
2004-06-29 01:59:31 PM  
Funny that even though girls are supposed to mature much earlier than boys, so many still consider an older dude screwing a young lady a pervert, but give high fives when the sexes reverse.
2004-06-29 02:08:15 PM  
GoodCriper moran is a fark joke. Bitterman thx
2004-06-29 02:14:49 PM  
anyone who says men can't receive some serious mental trauma from being taken advantage of by older women at an impressionable age has no farking clue what they're talking about. the same to anyone who says that women who prey on young boys aren't farked in the head.

2004-06-29 02:23:50 PM  
I have a dream my fellow farkers. I have a dream that one day, the husband, will be so distraught over this situation.

So distraught, that he will decide to publish their honeymoon video... on the Internet.

Who is dreaming this dream with me?
2004-06-29 02:33:17 PM  
A quick google search on her husband, "Kristian Lafave", finds that he's a member (or applying to be a member) of the Masons in Florida. Theres got to be something interesting hiding in there...
2004-06-29 02:38:23 PM  
zakarth but he goes by the name Owen.
2004-06-29 02:43:05 PM  
Agree that it constitutes pedophilia, but I would have hit it as long as possible. And made her do my homework.
2004-06-29 02:57:40 PM  
Oh man - where was she when I was 14? I will take the supposed emotional trauma or whatever else to have that as part of my history. This is pathetic - charging her for giving it up. If I had a 14-year-old son who boned her, I would buy him a new car and let him drive without a license.

Life is a garden and we are all here to smell the flowers. This criminal charge is absolutely hilarious. This woman is divine. Give me a break!
2004-06-29 03:02:40 PM  
- GoodCriper
-Why can't anyone spell MORON right????

Did you ride the short bus to school?
2004-06-29 03:06:07 PM  

No, seriously. This guy should be castrated for ruining the chances of 14-year-olds everywhere. DIE MORON!!!!
2004-06-29 05:29:07 PM  
That poor family. After looking at the wedding photos, her parents must be pissed. They just blew all that money on a wedding and its gone, and its down the toilet.

But that guy must have had issues at home if she had to revert to a 14 year old.
2004-06-29 05:57:57 PM  
You can tell just by looking at her...she ain't right. She's got the jaw of Chyna and the eyes of a rabid Siberian.

And someone really should have mentioned "To Die For" by now.
2004-06-29 07:00:03 PM  
So if she were a 23yo guy sleeping with a 14 year old girl then the charges would have been rape? Someone please explain this to me I don't undertand how the law favors sexism.
2004-06-29 11:09:21 PM  
Because men and women are different. Sorry, it's true.
2004-06-29 11:29:47 PM  
I want to be 14 again.
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