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(The Smoking Gun)   Student, 14, hits hot teacher, then rats her out to the cops. Horny teens everywhere surrender (pics of teacher)   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2004-06-28 06:40:53 PM  
2004-06-28 05:57:32 PM TheConvincingSavant

I can't think of a single thing to disagree with in that statement, you'll hear no flame bait from me Savant.
2004-06-28 06:41:37 PM  
[image from mugshots.com too old to be available]

She needs more forehead.
2004-06-28 06:42:08 PM  
her husband must be proud.
however, that was a pretty good read.
2004-06-28 06:42:29 PM  
*mops brow, tries to avert gaze*
2004-06-28 06:42:42 PM  
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2004-06-28 06:43:07 PM  
GoodyearPimp "Why are decent looking women crazy? 9 out of 10 guys would give you all you wanted, and you have to go and "take advantage" of a 14 year old."

Remember if they don't like you for who you are inside...they're not worth your time.
2004-06-28 06:43:39 PM  
I'd hit it. Twice.

I need to make an image...
2004-06-28 06:43:45 PM  
Got it made, got it made, got it made...

/I don't feel tardy.
2004-06-28 06:43:51 PM  
What's the oldest woman you had ever hit? and how old were you?
2004-06-28 06:44:03 PM  
No HERO tag?
2004-06-28 06:44:09 PM  
The only grade school teacher who tried to have sex with me was my 6th grade teacher, and he was a man. Yes, I reported him, as did a few other students. The sad thing is the school moved him to Kindergarten instead of reporting him to the police.
2004-06-28 06:44:34 PM  
2004-06-28 06:44:45 PM  
And after hitting a younger guy yesterday, here I've been walking around all day thinking every older woman needs to have fun with a younger guy! I highly recommend it! :P
2004-06-28 06:44:57 PM  
Where were teachers like this when I was 14?
2004-06-28 06:45:00 PM  
Never had a hittable teacher. Some I wanted to take a bat to, but no hittable ones. Not even office staff! (Spent a lot of time "chatting" with the Principal, so I know this for sure)
2004-06-28 06:45:03 PM  
She looks borderline retarded.
2004-06-28 06:45:06 PM  
"Remember if they don't like you for who you are inside...they're not worth your time."

Is this some sort of cutesy folk logic that I'm not familiar with?
2004-06-28 06:45:25 PM  
she's an idiot...i'm in a teacher's ed grad program and the first thing they tell you is "don't have relationships with the students," then they tellyou the stories of dumbasses who have. I guess it's more serious for me though, being a guy.
2004-06-28 06:45:29 PM  
Where do I find an Eye-Pod? Anyone? Anyone? And explain to me how a police officer can characterize this boy as a "victim"? More like P-I-M-P...
2004-06-28 06:45:39 PM  
You know, I'm not sure if the answer to marital sex issues is to go out and fark a 14 year old kid, but I digress. To each his own right?
2004-06-28 06:46:36 PM  
she taught reading Wait how old are these kids???
2004-06-28 06:46:59 PM  
Wowzers! Glad she wasn't teaching at an elementary school.
2004-06-28 06:47:01 PM  
I usually never cross-post, but the non-TF bretheren might feel left out:

[image from photoshop.superdownloads.net too old to be available]
2004-06-28 06:47:22 PM  
Freaking sicko pedophile child-molester... someone should shoot her in the farking face!!!

2004-06-28 06:48:28 PM  
MrEvil - those pics of her? she is hot if it is

didn't have time to read the whole thread
2004-06-28 06:49:25 PM  
She reminds me of a skankier version of Mercedes McNab:

[image from solitaryphoenix.com too old to be available]

... who can vamp me any day. I suspect that creepy teacher lady would have creeped me out even in HS, though she'd have still given me a boner the approximate hardness of a marble countertop.
2004-06-28 06:49:33 PM  
"------ stated they went to Radio Shack so she could by an eye-pod for her husband."

I'm certainly glad she didn't buy an eye-pod. Then they might want to be looking into murder charges, if she needs a specific container to store eyes long-term.
2004-06-28 06:49:51 PM  
Yeah so what if she is hot....she's farked in the head obviously.
BTW, WTF is with the double-standard here.. If a male teacher, regardless of how good looking he is, did this to a 14 year old girl...the guy would be blasted....but since this teacher is a girl and is "hot", somehow it is not that bad.
I hope the biatch ends up muff-munching some big fat dyke behind bars.
2004-06-28 06:50:06 PM  
If I had a teacher like this when I was in middle/high school, I'd have better stories to tell.

The only school/sex story I have is when I did it on the auditorium stage. No condom, so I got to shoot on the curtain. I wonder who found the stain...
2004-06-28 06:50:33 PM  
Those are the tackiest wedding photos I've ever seen with just the eye colorized. Jesus Christ. You should have to have a permit to use photoshop.
2004-06-28 06:51:18 PM  
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2004-06-28 06:51:28 PM  
2004-06-28 06:52:00 PM  
Were those pictures of her HUSBAND? If so, I would have done exactly what the student did: Boned her in her SUV, in the classroom, and her bed, then narked because the biatch was getting some on the side.


No, I probably really would have.

/made out with two of his TAs
2004-06-28 06:52:02 PM  
Page 6
She bought an "Eye-Pod" for her husband?

Ambulance Driver: We had to dig him out from under the most peculiar things I ever saw.
Dr. Hill: What things?
Ambulance Driver: Well, I don't know what they are, I never saw them before. They looked like great big Eye-pods.
Dr. Hill: Where was the truck coming from?
Ambulance Driver: Santa Mira.
2004-06-28 06:52:05 PM  
Hot DAMN! Where were the hotties like her when I went to school dammit!!!! My teachers all looked like this:
[image from kwic.com too old to be available]

You lucky bastards.
2004-06-28 06:52:58 PM  
Wow, just wow. Posting the wedding pictures?


I'd hit it, and if I were her husband, I'd probably have used a two by four.
2004-06-28 06:53:43 PM  
I feel sorry for her husband. He's not bad looking.

[image from boomspeed.com too old to be available]

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2004-06-28 06:53:44 PM  
Watch a video of her here:

More pics here, under couples:

Originally from here:

/too lazy to do html
2004-06-28 06:53:45 PM  
"Remember if they don't like you for who you are inside...they're not worth your time."

It's hard to say from her photos but given what's on the outside I'd say what's on this inside is probably "likeable".
2004-06-28 06:53:59 PM  

Is that really her? How did they get discovered? I tried to check out the website, but the pictures are now password protected.
2004-06-28 06:54:11 PM  
You *know* that kid is the envy of every one of his friends.

Funny thing: the exact same thing happened in my town, except with an old (47), decrepit man and a 14-year-old girl, who, incidentally, happened to be my ex-girlfriend. She, however, was definitely not the envy of all of her friends. :)
2004-06-28 06:54:23 PM  
Obviously she preferred the hands on method of teaching...
2004-06-28 06:54:31 PM  
Best. Police report. Ever.
2004-06-28 06:54:31 PM  
2004-06-28 06:45:03 PM sfphinkter
She looks borderline retarded.

That's what the Florida tag is for.
2004-06-28 06:54:32 PM  
ranold, i was thinking the exact same thing. this is gross no matter which way you slice it. just because she's hot, it suddenly is ok. this is not ok. this woman has some serious issues. and no matter how 'cool' it might seem now, that boy is going to have some issues himself as he gets older because he was the victim of a sexual predator.
2004-06-28 06:54:50 PM  
What a dumbass. If I were this kid, I wouldn't have even told my friends for fear my piece of ass would go away. I hope this kid never gets laid again.
2004-06-28 06:54:57 PM  
Poor kid...he will never be able to enter a Smoothie King again without sportin' some wood.
2004-06-28 06:55:10 PM  
Let's all go get smoothys!

/it's Smoothie King, farktard
//Did an 8-year old type the affadavit?
2004-06-28 06:55:32 PM  
Shes hot, no question about it. dunno about the sex mit der kinder though, thats kind of messed up, though, if I was 14 and a teacher who looked like that wanted my d, I would go with it yeah
2004-06-28 06:56:18 PM  
I think it's funny that everyone considers her a pedophile. I mean, technically, she is...but if you think for one second that this kid was an unwilling participant...think again.

Should she get fired? Probably.
Go to jail? Not a chance.
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