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(The Smoking Gun)   Student, 14, hits hot teacher, then rats her out to the cops. Horny teens everywhere surrender (pics of teacher)   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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bucketoftruth
2004-06-28 05:40:50 PM  
Even though this link has been posted to death, I would still hit it, of course I'd have to inspect her thighs first.
 
cranberryzero
2004-06-28 05:44:29 PM  
yeah, mugshots don't do anybody justice, but hey hey!
 
freeleee
2004-06-28 05:50:01 PM  
Some stories just won't go away. This is the umpteenth submission...
 
king_nacho
2004-06-28 05:54:46 PM  
where was she when I was 14?
 
king_nacho
2004-06-28 05:55:44 PM  
Well, Actually, she'd have been younger than me at that point, so nevermind
 
TheConvincingSavant
2004-06-28 05:57:32 PM  
The level of anger the husband must have would be difficult for even me to put into words.
 
uatuba
2004-06-28 05:59:17 PM  
Umm...hot?
 
Mike_Bolton
2004-06-28 05:59:45 PM  
deyamn - I wonder what his grades were like.
 
enkafan
2004-06-28 06:01:57 PM  
Page eight got pretty hot and heavy there. But, if this was an episode of Law & Order: SVU the kid was making the story up to impress his friends.
 
cawaker
2004-06-28 06:04:29 PM  
Shes not all that bad comapred to most chicks that get posted on TSG.
I'd hit it but i'm older.
 
mizike
2004-06-28 06:09:16 PM  
Ha! "TATTOO OF CHINESE WRITING ON LOWER BACK" according to affidavit.
/ctrl-c
 
bulb007
2004-06-28 06:11:14 PM  
"...pulled his penis and placed it on her vagina..."

/Remebers the good old school days of cheesy porn mag short stories
 
Mike_Bolton
2004-06-28 06:12:06 PM  
mizike - its called a tramp stamp
 
earthrhino
2004-06-28 06:17:34 PM  
Doesn't she do pron? Isn't her name Tammy or something like that? I think she was one of those beach/twister/St. Martin bar girls.
 
duncanIdaho
2004-06-28 06:19:25 PM  
Someone else's mom got wise to the story and called his mom. Too bad she didn't call his dad instead.
 
groundfisher
2004-06-28 06:20:24 PM  
Keep drooling over paedophiles tasteless farkers - just leaves more rampant totty for us real men.

/again
 
mryoop789
2004-06-28 06:32:28 PM  
I knew she'd be back in the news.
[image from insideedition.com too old to be available]
 
Fark It
2004-06-28 06:32:44 PM  
[image from thesmokinggun.com too old to be available]

There's better at my school, but I would definitely take head from it, and probably hit it too.
 
Donvitoviti
2004-06-28 06:33:03 PM  
for the lazy
[image from thesmokinggun.com too old to be available]
 
badgertrojan
2004-06-28 06:33:32 PM  
Should have a Florida tag.
 
Slackeyed
2004-06-28 06:34:15 PM  
/hit it

then

/quit it
 
mryoop789
2004-06-28 06:34:18 PM  
"...pulled his penis and placed it on her vagina..."
Are you paying attention??
 
Kent
2004-06-28 06:34:48 PM  
shiat, kids like this ruin it for the rest of us.
 
TBone1
2004-06-28 06:34:48 PM  
Chinese tattoo on her lower butt. Share with you farkers a bit of info. Just as women who smoke, poke. Women will tattoos above their butt prefer it in the ruff ruff position. :)
 
Donvitoviti
2004-06-28 06:35:01 PM  
[image from images.ibsys.com too old to be available]
 
mc frontalot
2004-06-28 06:35:01 PM  
I hope the kid gets beat up at school for being an idiot.
 
Toriko [TotalFark]
2004-06-28 06:35:18 PM  
oh hits as in has sex with, not physically abuses. You silly misogynic assholes and your slang words for coitus.
 
Derren_Darkmire
2004-06-28 06:35:27 PM  
DUUUUUUUUUUDE!
[image from astro.livjm.ac.uk too old to be available]
 
T.rex
2004-06-28 06:35:37 PM  
The kid didn't 'rat' her out. If I remember correctly, everyone in the whole school suspected, because the lady will go googoo eyes everytime the kid walked by....
 
StrikitRich
2004-06-28 06:35:43 PM  
Just saw her on the local news. She has a nice figure, too.
 
SlaughterMe
2004-06-28 06:36:16 PM  
Only - ONLY in Central Florida would it get this complicated.

/former Lakeland resident, not that Columbus, GA is much better
 
Stamp
2004-06-28 06:36:16 PM  
more pics for you

http://www.mjmorningshow.com/morning_DebraPics.html
http://www.mjmorningshow.com/morning_DebraPics2.html

(too lazy for html)
 
mryoop789
2004-06-28 06:36:24 PM  
There. Hope that's not NSFW. Can't really see the nip...
 
Ayukawa
2004-06-28 06:36:32 PM  
I'd hit it.

Then I'd report it.
 
Death_Toll
2004-06-28 06:36:34 PM  
She's hot in an odd way.
 
GoodyearPimp
2004-06-28 06:36:52 PM  
Jesus Hitler Christ. Why are decent looking women crazy? 9 out of 10 guys would give you all you wanted, and you have to go and "take advantage" of a 14 year old. Hope it was worth it.
 
echo419
2004-06-28 06:36:58 PM  
both of them are dumbarses
 
Skyknight
2004-06-28 06:37:06 PM  
Damn! I never had a teacher that looked that hot.

Every single female teacher I had as a kid was just old and busted.
 
yotta
2004-06-28 06:37:16 PM  
bulb007, who do thinks writes that cheesy porn?
Cops is who!
 
hemi cuda
2004-06-28 06:37:50 PM  
Jenny McCarthy?
 
slaruse
2004-06-28 06:38:52 PM  
man what's he stupid he could have kept hitting that...jeez!
 
moifee
2004-06-28 06:38:56 PM  
How come these hot teachers who is havin' sex mit de young boys now? When I vus inna da school dey vus all fat und old und ugly and not haffing de sexy mit anybody.
 
daskleft
2004-06-28 06:39:25 PM  
After seeing the pic from Donvitoviti's post, the hitting would ensue had I been a student she was wanting :D
 
Tomahawk724
2004-06-28 06:39:59 PM  
I've got it bad.. got it bad.. got it bad. I'm hot for teacher.

/Van Halen
 
LincolnLogolas
2004-06-28 06:40:05 PM  
I'm hot for teacher!

/Van Halen
 
Points_For_Effort
2004-06-28 06:40:08 PM  
okay headline writer, close but no cigar. he didn't rat her out, he admitted it when confronted by his mom. granted, he's still a little biatch. keep your mouth shut and no one can prove a damn thing.
 
Soulfly232
2004-06-28 06:40:12 PM  
[image from driko.org too old to be available]
I'D HIT IT!
 
0ptimus
2004-06-28 06:40:15 PM  
My friend went to school with her. She was one of the popular chicks. I'd hit it.
 
Spratty
2004-06-28 06:40:49 PM  
Link goes to page two...so...it's...move along here.
 
LincolnLogolas
2004-06-28 06:40:50 PM  
Tomahawk724

May camels shiat upon your grave for beating me to that!

/yarg.
 
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