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(Banana Man)   Distribution of Beer at Critical Levels.   ( divider line
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2499 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jan 2002 at 12:55 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-19 12:56:08 AM  
Time to pack the bags and head to New York.
2002-01-19 12:56:09 AM  
furrrrST powstur :)
2002-01-19 12:56:14 AM  
2002-01-19 12:56:28 AM  
damn you ArmyOfFun :(
2002-01-19 12:57:26 AM  
Har har, jolly good show.
2002-01-19 12:58:37 AM  

(they posted that?
2002-01-19 12:59:56 AM  
Dear Lord.

Even as drunk as I am. This is not amusing.
2002-01-19 01:01:15 AM  
The distribution of booze in general isn't great, either.
2002-01-19 01:03:00 AM  
The Gay distribution is doing quite well.
2002-01-19 01:03:05 AM  
New York? Feh.

It's cheaper in Pennsylvania. Better too.
2002-01-19 01:03:47 AM  
as is the WANG distribution
2002-01-19 01:04:43 AM  
damn, people really need to get a life... who would acutally sit down and MAKE something like that??
2002-01-19 01:06:06 AM  
my guess is that the gov't paid someone to do it.
2002-01-19 01:08:44 AM  
Smart people hard to come by in West Virgina.
2002-01-19 01:09:36 AM  
Damn this is fun.
Whats really wierd - Craig my last name is almost perfectly evenly distributed throughout the US... wierd.
Nelson shows where all the swedes went..Anderson as well..
2002-01-19 01:12:13 AM  
Don't forget Ericsson :)
2002-01-19 01:12:50 AM  
Chinesse distrobution...​l

heh apparently smith was a horny bastrd.​ml
2002-01-19 01:13:46 AM  
Hey my last name is Smith dammit! :)
2002-01-19 01:14:38 AM  
Well, now I know where to find some Poon
2002-01-19 01:17:24 AM  
Way to make an ass of yourself Karl. not only were you not first, you're playing a game that gets on the nerves of everyone here...ahh it isn't worth it. Old habits die about as quickly as rich old women
2002-01-19 01:18:05 AM  
2002-01-19 01:18:44 AM  
There's a lot of dicks in the north.
2002-01-19 01:18:56 AM  
hrm more irish in the south than i thought....​ml​html
2002-01-19 01:18:57 AM  
Now I know where I can find a piece of ass in this country.
2002-01-19 01:20:40 AM  
More butts than butt.
2002-01-19 01:21:53 AM  
sucks to be these people...​ml
2002-01-19 01:23:17 AM  
Looks like Nevada and Idaho really have the balls in this country.
2002-01-19 01:23:35 AM  
Well, as long as we're going ethnic distributions:

2002-01-19 01:24:09 AM  
2002-01-19 01:27:17 AM  
Armyoffun--I'm in WV (although not born, or raised here) and I think I'm competent!
i'm not sticking up for the back woods folk---just a different mentality you know?
2002-01-19 01:27:31 AM  
Fark, I should have said Utah, not Nevada.
2002-01-19 01:28:01 AM  
Who says this country is made up of mostly Jesus freaks?
2002-01-19 01:29:10 AM  
try fiorini-kornish
2002-01-19 01:29:14 AM  
2002-01-19 01:29:25 AM  
people with big dicks?​l

presidents have common, well distributed names?​html​l


well this confirms my suspicion​html

HICK son
2002-01-19 01:30:17 AM  
Monkeyjade If you are in fact compentent, then you're surrounded by 8,999 dumb people.

I feel like that a lot.
2002-01-19 01:32:47 AM  
Your last name is Last?
2002-01-19 01:34:17 AM  
Names, names, names.. bah!

There are ONLY 3 types of people in this world!

Those who can count.. And.. Those who can't.
2002-01-19 05:17:43 AM  
This has been the most interactive link in my 4 months on fark.
2002-01-19 05:20:52 AM  
make that 2 months..
2002-01-19 07:32:25 AM  
StevenV: Hmm, I wonder why the Dakotas have almost no Gays in them, where it's pretty evenly distributed everywhere else? How odd. You'd think it'd be Utah.

Oh, and dammit, you stay out of my state. I have ENOUGH problems getting some Poon of my own without you coming over and stealing it.
(hint: I live in Hawaii, which, along with Cali, are the only states not colored blue in his map)
Although, France surrenders to Hawaii.
2002-01-19 07:39:09 AM  
I think Blake is the most evenly distibuted that I've found - only WV is different.

Is there any name that is completely evenly distributed? (Barring, of course, dark blue maps)
2002-01-19 07:42:17 AM  
Sorry, Blake.
2002-01-19 07:44:42 AM  
Sorry, forgot to correct the link (blush), Blake.
2002-01-19 09:32:55 AM  
Okay, that was funny!
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