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(Some Guy)   Jailers in Tennessee pepper-spray inmate's genitals   ( tennessean.com) divider line
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5390 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jan 2002 at 1:18 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-19 01:19:15 AM  
2002-01-19 01:19:30 AM  
That's gotta burn.
2002-01-19 01:20:08 AM  
Now THAT'S a Spicey-a meat-a ball!
2002-01-19 01:20:43 AM  
Damn! I pay a lot of good money to have my genitals sprayed with pepper.
2002-01-19 01:21:12 AM  
Only in Dickson County.
2002-01-19 01:22:23 AM  
It gives them a south-of-the-border savory flavor.
2002-01-19 01:22:36 AM  
An "internal investigation revealed the abuse." Ouch.
2002-01-19 01:25:26 AM  
"They were coming right at me, there was nothing else I could do!"
2002-01-19 01:27:03 AM  
Goodness, gracious, great ball o' fire!
2002-01-19 01:27:46 AM  
or balls.
Take your pick
2002-01-19 01:28:16 AM  
Miles and Binkley... That almost sounds contrived to me.
2002-01-19 01:28:41 AM  
Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..........
2002-01-19 01:30:19 AM  
Now there's a hot dog!
2002-01-19 01:30:37 AM  
"How much O'Keefe is in this movie? Miles O'Keefe!"
2002-01-19 01:31:15 AM  
Say everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big, and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick-me-up, just put my balls in your mouth. Oooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls.

Just saw that episode the other day. :)
2002-01-19 01:32:31 AM  
This reminds me of the time when I spilled cologne on my junk.

2002-01-19 01:33:08 AM  
Ah, thats why it burns when I urinate...
2002-01-19 01:35:40 AM  
cock and ball torture
2002-01-19 01:43:22 AM  
Well I guess that would make them all really hot lay's...
2002-01-19 01:44:13 AM  
Damn, this reminds me of the time I zipped up a little too fast. I ended up losing a couple of inches due to that accident, but I still have plenty to go around.
2002-01-19 01:46:20 AM  
Where are you dear???

she would be very disapointed if she missed a hot penis thread..

2002-01-19 01:48:29 AM  
Was that a couple of inches of foreskin or what???

if it was did you know you can grow it back????

2002-01-19 01:51:27 AM  
This may disturb some people but I have an urge to share. And besides after that shiat pic nothing I say could make a diffrence.
I feel bad for that guy but he has nothing on me. I have, 1) zipped up too fast, 2) gotten kicked in the crotch while play fighting with my older brother (this happened when I was much younger and resulted in some bleeding), and 3) once after a really hot makeout session with no nookie to top it off I had the most intense and painful blueballs of my life. I was actually thinking of just choppin the whole set off.
2002-01-19 01:53:47 AM  
Why thank you Freak,I am sure we will all sleep much better at night knowing all that ;)
2002-01-19 01:59:46 AM  
2002-01-19 02:00:08 AM  
No, I didn't know foreskin grew back. Wouldn't matter seeing as how I didnt have any to begin with. All of a sudden I'm reminded of that episode of friends when Joey trys to make himself some foreskin.
2002-01-19 02:06:37 AM  
Oh well Freak I can assume you missed the foreskin thread then?????
2002-01-19 02:17:45 AM  
Hmm, I think I remember it vaguely. Was it something about using Jewish foreskins for some kinda surgery? To make you younger or something?
2002-01-19 02:25:36 AM  
No...it was a device to restore the forskin of a curcumsized penis....here ya go:

Oh and the comments on that thread can be found in the top comments...lol..

good for a read and a laugh.
2002-01-19 02:26:59 AM  
"Goodness, gracious ... great balls of fire!"
2002-01-19 02:44:40 AM  
Look I said BALLS.
Grow up people.
All but 2 or 3 posts contain some childish, stereo-typical comment.
Ever seen Austin Powers?
He musta've lost his head.
He'll never get a head like that.
Be more headstrong...
You all get the point.
2002-01-19 02:44:57 AM  
I got in a fight after the supercross in PHX in 2000. As soon as it started, I felt liquid in my eyes, and a strong odor. Withing a couple of seconds I knew it was pepper spray by the smell, and I was blindside tackled by someone. About 4 of us were cuffed and arrested, but my wrist snapped. They took me to the emergency room, and they finally let me go to the restroom to put water in my eyes. In doing so, I soaked my clothes with water.

About 2 minutes later, sitting in the ER nursing my eyes, it felt like I put a lighter to my nuts. There is no pain that is so vivid as an inextinquishable flame held against the mucous membrane of your reproductive organs.

It farking hurt like a muthafarkin son of a biatch!!!!!!
2002-01-19 02:47:29 AM  
I feel your pain brother.
Well not really, but we can pretend.
2002-01-19 02:48:06 AM  
Wow, thats a hell of a lot of comments for the foreskin one. And I dont think I want to click on the actual topic.
2002-01-19 02:57:04 AM  
[image from mediaservice.photoisland.com too old to be available]

All your cock and ball torture are belone to I.
2002-01-19 02:58:11 AM  
Another thing NOT to put anywhere near your genitals: Icy Hot. Ow!
2002-01-19 03:04:40 AM  
"Mmmmmm.....peppered beef stick....mmmm.."

2002-01-19 03:05:51 AM  
I dont know, I have never experienced that. How does it feel Quick1?
2002-01-19 03:22:16 AM  
Marge: Mmm. Homer, give me my pepper spray!
Homer: Oh, Marge, one squirt and you're south of the border! [eats something] Mmm, incapacitating...[his eyes water]
2002-01-19 03:28:43 AM  
When I was 15 I was a high school wrestler (city champ 98 lbs.) The guys thought I needed to be initiated again, so they held me down, pulled my pants down, and squirted deep heating linament all over my kit while we're barrelling down the hiway.

I had to suffer until we pulled in for lunch some time later.

It was during this ride I found my special place where nothing can hurt me.
2002-01-19 03:42:21 AM  
WTF Tucci. That sounds like the plot for some gay porn flick.
2002-01-19 03:42:35 AM  
Just a bit of info for you petal...of course you would have found that special place...it is all yours..You see you have to have a brain to experience pain.....LOL
2002-01-19 04:37:15 AM  
ICY-HOT is nasty when not used as intended . What's worse is Atomic Balm. That crap can start a small war. I should know - I started one.
In JV (football), we were pounded on by the varsity every goddam practice. As well as after practice. And in the parking lot. And at dances, pep rallys, and parties. So I broke into every senior gym locker and applied (with a sock, so my hands didn't touch) Atomic Balm into all the cups. Not the jockstrap, as that would be too obvious. Just the cups.
After a few reps the sweat would activate the balm, and we saw a whole varsity squad run whimpering like little girls to the locker room and the showers, yanking on their crotches the whole way. If only camcorders were available at that moment.
The farked up part, as anyone who has ever played sports knows, is THE BURN INTENSIFIES WITH WATER.
It was a perfect payback, untill someone narked. That's when I (and most of the JV team) had to stop going to jock parties for a whole semester, and hung out with the stoners and outcasts so we wouldn't get pounded. JV's and varsity had several near brawls at pep rallys on campus, and several houses were egged. Lawns were set on fire. Eyebrows were shaved. A few stupid actions on both our parts made the newspaper. I'm sure hundreds of farkers have done similar deeds.

I hope so, anyway.
2002-01-19 04:37:44 AM  
A little lower Sgt. Hemroid!!

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2002-01-19 04:45:47 AM  
I had a friend that was chaffed pretty bad between his legs...he woke up one night and grabbed the tube of moisturiser and squeezed a fair amount into his hans and rubbed it between his legs and his groin...

He soon realized something was wrong when all of a sudden he was on fire...the moisturiser was next to the tube of Tiger Balm...LMAO...his wife told everyone of his efforts to wash it off while the tears ran down his face...
2002-01-19 06:28:38 AM  
I hope they take these 2 sick jail guards out and torture them in a similar manner.

Some of the jail and prison guards are 100 times worse than the inmates.
2002-01-19 10:36:06 AM  
What's the big deal? I always carry one or two hobenero peppers in the front of my boxers everyday. They're very refreshing.
2002-01-19 12:14:53 PM  
I'm torn between my loyalty to the constitution and my desire to really see these bastards in pain.
2002-01-19 02:00:43 PM  
I swear, every time I use icy hot on my legs after I go jogging I forget about it and rub my face or scratch right underneath my eye. Dear god that hurts. I can onlyl imagine what it feels like on your frank and beans.
2002-01-19 06:18:44 PM  
what i wouldn't give to be pepper-sprayed at in the balls. bloody jailer's pet!
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