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6552 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Aug 2018 at 7:38 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-08-20 05:43:42 PM  
he should've rolled
 
2018-08-20 07:43:14 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: he should've rolled


If he had just not looked down, he would have been fine
 
2018-08-20 07:45:07 PM  
Rick Sanchez? Rick James? Rick Moranis? Rick Springfield? Rick Perry? Rick Scott? Rick Steves?
 
2018-08-20 07:45:56 PM  
And not a single soul thought about putting a safety line around it?

Goddammit humans!
 
2018-08-20 07:46:02 PM  
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2018-08-20 07:46:29 PM  
An inky black hole in the floor doesn't sound OSHA approved.
 
2018-08-20 07:46:59 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Rick Sanchez? Rick James? Rick Moranis? Rick Springfield? Rick Perry? Rick Scott? Rick Steves?


You know that farker would be a blast to tour Europe with.
 
2018-08-20 07:47:12 PM  
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They're probably <belch/> outside of the central finite curve.
 
2018-08-20 07:48:07 PM  
I would have been happier if it had been the entrance to a tunnel painted on a cliff face, and when the guy approached, a delivery truck had come out and creamed him.
 
2018-08-20 07:48:11 PM  

almejita: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Rick Sanchez? Rick James? Rick Moranis? Rick Springfield? Rick Perry? Rick Scott? Rick Steves?

You know that farker would be a blast to tour Europe with.


Sure. Really, any of those Ricks. Except possibly Rick Scott. He looks like a bummer, but I bet Rick Perry is kind of a fun hang.
 
2018-08-20 07:48:26 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Rick Sanchez? Rick James? Rick Moranis? Rick Springfield? Rick Perry? Rick Scott? Rick Steves?


Rick Ety Fence? Rikk I-Tikki-Tavi? Rick Ets?
 
2018-08-20 07:50:31 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Rick Sanchez? Rick James? Rick Moranis? Rick Springfield? Rick Perry? Rick Scott? Rick Steves?


Rick Grimes.

/museum is destroyed due to his interaction
 
2018-08-20 07:50:34 PM  
That's the best thing I've read in a month!!!!
 
2018-08-20 07:51:17 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: An inky black hole in the floor doesn't sound OSHA approved.


As opposed to a something really white white hole in the floor.

I think I see where you're going with this.
 
2018-08-20 07:54:16 PM  
No "your mom" jokes.

I am disappoint.
 
2018-08-20 07:55:38 PM  
Maybe he was trying to put it in his pocket.
 
2018-08-20 07:57:48 PM  
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2018-08-20 07:58:04 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: he should've rolled


He did roll. He rolled a D20 for a Spot check and got a 1.
 
2018-08-20 07:58:10 PM  

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/stolen from the article's comments


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2018-08-20 07:58:31 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Rick Sanchez? Rick James? Rick Moranis? Rick Springfield? Rick Perry? Rick Scott? Rick Steves?


Rick Romero.
 
2018-08-20 08:00:05 PM  
But what about the hole? Was it damaged by the man falling into it?
 
2018-08-20 08:01:14 PM  
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2018-08-20 08:08:27 PM  
At least it wasn't real black hole.

\ that would have sucked
 
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2018-08-20 08:08:42 PM  
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2018-08-20 08:08:53 PM  
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2018-08-20 08:13:02 PM  
And yet I still don't know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
 
2018-08-20 08:17:28 PM  

Sgygus: And yet I still don't know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.


The answer is at the end of a long and winding road.
 
2018-08-20 08:19:33 PM  
So what was his boggle?
 
2018-08-20 08:27:35 PM  
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2018-08-20 08:32:59 PM  
"actual hole that's painted black"

A hole is a void. A place on the ground where there's nothing. An absence of ground.

How do you apply paint to a hole?

I can see applying paint to the ground at the bottom of the hole. I can see painting the walls of the hole. I cannot see how you would paint the hole itself.
 
2018-08-20 08:33:08 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: An inky black hole in the floor doesn't sound OSHA approved.


I'm certain that Portugal is not OSHA approved.
 
2018-08-20 08:34:09 PM  

Sgygus: And yet I still don't know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.


Practice, practice, practiec.
 
2018-08-20 08:36:23 PM  

Prof. Frink: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Rick Sanchez? Rick James? Rick Moranis? Rick Springfield? Rick Perry? Rick Scott? Rick Steves?

RikkI-Tikki-Tavi?


He fell into a well. Close but technically different scenario.
 
2018-08-20 08:40:45 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Rick Sanchez? Rick James? Rick Moranis? Rick Springfield? Rick Perry? Rick Scott? Rick Steves?

Rick Grimes.

/museum is destroyed due to his interaction


Wouldn't santorum have the same effect?
 
2018-08-20 08:47:50 PM  
Obligatory:

Looney Tunes - The Hole Idea Ending
Youtube tviNL8SZ-Wo
 
2018-08-20 08:58:48 PM  
I'm 61 and smart enough to
Heed warnings
Know what vantablack is
Stay out of museums.
 
2018-08-20 09:09:22 PM  
They put an 8 foot deep hole in the floor and no railing, no fence, nothing. The Portugese version of OSHA should shut them down, and they should be sued up the wazoo.
 
2018-08-20 09:11:52 PM  

Russ1642: They put an 8 foot deep hole in the floor and no railing, no fence, nothing. The Portugese version of OSHA should shut them down, and they should be sued up the wazoo.


Narrator: "In some countries, however, people are expected to be able to function without being warned about every obviois potential hazard on the planet. Those countries are collectively known as ''Not North America'"
 
2018-08-20 09:20:38 PM  

anustart: Russ1642: They put an 8 foot deep hole in the floor and no railing, no fence, nothing. The Portugese version of OSHA should shut them down, and they should be sued up the wazoo.

Narrator: "In some countries, however, people are expected to be able to function without being warned about every obviois potential hazard on the planet. Those countries are collectively known as ''Not North America'"


The hole was 8 feet deep. Tell you what. I'm going to make an art exhibit called 'doink'. It'll consist of a five foot long spear, 1" in diameter, that tapers to a razor sharp point. This will be affixed to a wall, pointing straight out, at exactly 5'7" high. Of course the entrance to the exhibit will have you walking directly toward the display. I'll post a couple signs warning of the danger and not to look at the 'art' with your remaining eye. An attendant will be on hand to keep the display polished and to remove eyeballs and blood that might collect from time to time.
 
2018-08-20 09:21:30 PM  

Russ1642: They put an 8 foot deep hole in the floor and no railing, no fence, nothing. The Portugese version of OSHA should shut them down, and they should be sued up the wazoo.


If I painted a chalk trump l'oil of a tied that looked real, someone would step in it deliberately just to complain about shiat on their shoe.
People are stupid.
And don't get me started on eye-tal-ians
 
2018-08-20 09:22:16 PM  
Turd. Fark the autocorrect.
Fr8kk8n afraid of poopy words.
 
2018-08-20 09:22:46 PM  
I bet autocorrect is an Italian invention.
 
2018-08-20 09:30:36 PM  
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2018-08-20 09:40:32 PM  
Ehhhh....what's up, Doc?
 
2018-08-20 09:47:20 PM  

Russ1642: anustart: Russ1642: They put an 8 foot deep hole in the floor and no railing, no fence, nothing. The Portugese version of OSHA should shut them down, and they should be sued up the wazoo.

Narrator: "In some countries, however, people are expected to be able to function without being warned about every obviois potential hazard on the planet. Those countries are collectively known as ''Not North America'"

The hole was 8 feet deep. Tell you what. I'm going to make an art exhibit called 'doink'. It'll consist of a five foot long spear, 1" in diameter, that tapers to a razor sharp point. This will be affixed to a wall, pointing straight out, at exactly 5'7" high. Of course the entrance to the exhibit will have you walking directly toward the display. I'll post a couple signs warning of the danger and not to look at the 'art' with your remaining eye. An attendant will be on hand to keep the display polished and to remove eyeballs and blood that might collect from time to time.


You're American, right?
 
2018-08-20 10:37:55 PM  

genner: [img.fark.net image 278x163]


I SO wanted one of those when I was a kid.
 
2018-08-20 10:41:17 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Rick Sanchez? Rick James? Rick Moranis? Rick Springfield? Rick Perry? Rick Scott? Rick Steves?

Rick Grimes.

/museum is destroyed due to his interaction


DON'T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE
 
2018-08-20 10:47:11 PM  

nytmare: But what about the hole? Was it damaged by the man falling into it?


No your mom is fine.
 
2018-08-20 10:58:02 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Rick Sanchez? Rick James? Rick Moranis? Rick Springfield? Rick Perry? Rick Scott? Rick Steves?


Rick O'Shea?
 
2018-08-20 11:13:39 PM  
They need to paint the rest of the floor the same color.  Make the exhibit more interactive.
 
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