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(News-Medical)   Areas with more bars have higher alcohol-related hospital admission rates. Thanks, Captain Obvious   ( news-medical.net) divider line
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2018-08-20 07:14:22 PM  
What does cell phone tower proximity have to do with this?
 
2018-08-20 10:01:47 PM  
And the growing of the cock brings the dawn
 
2018-08-20 10:09:44 PM  
Thanks, Captain Obvious

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2018-08-20 10:27:46 PM  

Fano: And the growing of the cock brings the dawn


The day begins with morning wood.
 
2018-08-20 10:35:38 PM  
Now is not the time to talk about gin control.
 
2018-08-20 10:43:23 PM  

sugar_fetus: Now is not the time to talk about gin control.


What if the song, "If you could only see the way she loves me, maybe you'd understand..." was really just a band named The Tonic, singing a very depressed love song about a bottle of gin?
 
2018-08-20 10:49:52 PM  
I've got friends in low places....
 
2018-08-20 10:59:41 PM  
Do areas with less bars have higher rates of "I hate life" related hospital admission rates?
 
2018-08-20 11:16:35 PM  
Downtown Annapolis MD must have an astromical rate.
 
2018-08-20 11:57:56 PM  
Is Captain Obvious Ric Romero's not-so-secret identity?
 
2018-08-21 12:00:32 AM  
Reminds me of when I was told "95% of car accidents happen within 5 miles of home."  No shiat, that's where most people do most of their driving.
 
2018-08-21 12:41:51 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Reminds me of when I was told "95% of car accidents happen within 5 miles of home."  No shiat, that's where most people do most of their driving.


Ya, I told my cousin from South Louisiana that statistic.


He moved.

/try the veal
 
2018-08-21 12:54:10 AM  
I'm done with my study that show direct correlations between the population of bears in an area and the number of bear attacks.

Contrary to my hypothesis, it seems like the more bears in an area, the more bear attacks.
 
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