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(Montreal Gazette)   Beavers responsible for keeping Canadians in their homes watching hockey   (montrealgazette.com) divider line
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2018-08-19 06:29:01 AM  
Headline must be written by an incel.

Always blaming the beaver.
 
2018-08-19 06:39:06 AM  
Busted Beaver Dam is the name of my new hops with hints of boxed wine IPA.
 
2018-08-19 06:42:26 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Busted Beaver Dam is the name of my new hops with hints of boxed wine IPA.


Add in the word dental for a whole new context."Busted Beaver Dental Damn!"
 
2018-08-19 06:58:43 AM  
Sounds like the beavers took a pounding.
 
2018-08-19 07:01:42 AM  

Summoner101: Sounds like the beavers took a pounding.


Beavers are built to take a long hard pounding all day if necessary!
 
2018-08-19 07:13:21 AM  
Beavers are Pussies
 
2018-08-19 07:28:22 AM  
I'm currently stuck in an RV in Canada, due to a flat tire, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2018-08-19 07:30:40 AM  
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//and I just found out there's a sequel
///because slashies
 
2018-08-19 07:31:18 AM  
This is what happens when you hire unlicensed Beavers...and get your permits, people!
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Mike Holmes
 
2018-08-19 07:34:35 AM  

Literally Addicted: Always blaming the beaver.


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2018-08-19 07:38:19 AM  
Busted Beaver is the name of my Heart cover band.
 
2018-08-19 07:38:22 AM  
Ren turns into Justin Bieber
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2018-08-19 07:41:19 AM  

Travis_Bickle: This is what happens when you hire unlicensed Beavers...and get your permits, people!
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Mike Holmes


With low grade materials, you can't get high grade work! (Cue guitar riff, montage of beavers much poles, then some animals for good measure)

We asked John from the beaver inspection agency to come see what we're doing here. For some reason 24 random guys looking disappointed showed up earlier after seeing our schedule posted on the website...
 
2018-08-19 07:44:26 AM  
Busted beaver damns go sploosh.
 
2018-08-19 08:02:55 AM  
Could've been worse.
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2018-08-19 08:10:53 AM  
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2018-08-19 08:18:42 AM  
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2018-08-19 08:27:03 AM  
That depends subby, did their rink put the ice back in yet?  If anything, this dam breaking may cause a serious problem with their pond hockey this year.  Hard to play pond hockey if the pond drained.
 
2018-08-19 08:48:41 AM  
When was the last time the damn was inspected by qualified engineers? Did the beavers follow the drawings?

This is what happens when conservatives remove regulations.
 
2018-08-19 08:52:35 AM  
Difficult to get things done with all these overgrown rodents lumbering about.
 
2018-08-19 08:55:55 AM  
Hockey season doesn't start until October subby.  Those poor people are stuck with baseball.
 
2018-08-19 09:09:01 AM  
Never understimate the power of the furry beaver.
 
2018-08-19 10:37:39 AM  
As a beaver inspector, I feel I should have been notified.
 
2018-08-19 10:54:19 AM  

Mollari: Hockey season doesn't start until October subby.  Those poor people are stuck with baseball.


You must be American, we in Canada watch hockey reruns during the summer on NHL network.
 
2018-08-19 12:37:29 PM  
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2018-08-19 01:13:15 PM  

Mollari: Hockey season doesn't start until October subby.  Those poor people are stuck with baseball.


Preseason is on though.  I'm already amped up for it.  Ice is in one rink, getting ready to put ice in the other.
 
2018-08-19 01:41:10 PM  

Lonestar: Mollari: Hockey season doesn't start until October subby.  Those poor people are stuck with baseball.

You must be American, we in Canada watch hockey reruns during the summer on NHL network.


Nope, Canadian.  NHL Team Season Ticket holder.  Can't watch reruns of sports.  Junior Hockey (the QMJHL) starts its preseason in a week or two, so there that.
 
2018-08-19 02:38:20 PM  

Mollari: Hockey season doesn't start until October subby.  Those poor people are stuck with baseball.


To make matters worse, its Toronto Blue Jay's baseball.
 
2018-08-19 08:10:36 PM  
Beavers have kept me inside before, but it was most enjoyable!
 
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