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(CBS Sports)   Ranking the top 10 MLB rookies? There's Braves' Ronald Acuna and Nationals' Juan Soto, then there's everybody else   ( cbssports.com) divider line
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2018-08-15 09:26:03 PM  
Although Acuna may be out, he got hit on the elbow on the first pitch tonight.
 
2018-08-15 11:44:51 PM  
HIT THE F'ING BALL, HARPER!  IT'S A CONTRACT YEAR!  GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER!  NO PLAYOFFS NO CONTRACT!

Mad props to the Nat's farm program.  They find a kid with Harper potential and elevate him while Bryce gracefully makes his exit.  Circle of Life.
 
2018-08-16 12:23:12 AM  
If the White Sox ever decide to call up Eloy Jimenez, he'd quickly rise on the list.

/too late for him to make an impact this year
//maybe he'll get the call before 2027?
 
2018-08-16 12:32:03 AM  
Well, Failmitter, Shohei Ohtani, who rejected both the Yankees and the Red Sox, is at #3.

I don't think the two-way player thing is going to work out for him, his elbow problems might prevent that. If he's not an everyday DH, I wonder if they can groom him to replace Poo-holes at 1B.
 
2018-08-16 01:35:22 AM  

FriarReb98: Although Acuna may be out, he got hit on the elbow on the first pitch tonight.


By a 98mph fastball. Reports say not broken but still being checked out.
 
2018-08-16 03:52:25 AM  

germ78: If the White Sox ever decide to call up Eloy Jimenez, he'd quickly rise on the list.

/too late for him to make an impact this year
//maybe he'll get the call before 2027?


He's not the kind of player you bring up now to "see what the kid can do". We know what the kid can do. You bring him up the day after you get an extra year before free agency. Look for him in mid-late April.
 
2018-08-16 08:41:12 AM  

foo monkey: HIT THE F'ING BALL, HARPER!  IT'S A CONTRACT YEAR!  GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER!  NO PLAYOFFS NO CONTRACT!

Mad props to the Nat's farm program.  They find a kid with Harper potential and elevate him while Bryce gracefully makes his exit.  Circle of Life.


the Giants will sign harper for way too much money after gutting the active player and prospect pools.  harper will then have his arm completely ripped from his body on a close play at second during the 4th game of spring training.  jeff samardzija will play left field on the days he isn't the starting pitcher until he too has his arm ripped off during another close play at second.
 
2018-08-16 09:15:01 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: foo monkey: HIT THE F'ING BALL, HARPER!  IT'S A CONTRACT YEAR!  GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER!  NO PLAYOFFS NO CONTRACT!

Mad props to the Nat's farm program.  They find a kid with Harper potential and elevate him while Bryce gracefully makes his exit.  Circle of Life.

the Giants will sign harper for way too much money after gutting the active player and prospect pools.  harper will then have his arm completely ripped from his body on a close play at second during the 4th game of spring training.  jeff samardzija will play left field on the days he isn't the starting pitcher until he too has his arm ripped off during another close play at second.


You must really like second.
 
2018-08-16 09:18:48 AM  

Magnus: Thank You Black Jesus!: foo monkey: HIT THE F'ING BALL, HARPER!  IT'S A CONTRACT YEAR!  GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER!  NO PLAYOFFS NO CONTRACT!

Mad props to the Nat's farm program.  They find a kid with Harper potential and elevate him while Bryce gracefully makes his exit.  Circle of Life.

the Giants will sign harper for way too much money after gutting the active player and prospect pools.  harper will then have his arm completely ripped from his body on a close play at second during the 4th game of spring training.  jeff samardzija will play left field on the days he isn't the starting pitcher until he too has his arm ripped off during another close play at second.

You must really like second.


Well you never see limbs getting detached at third or first now, do you?
 
2018-08-16 09:21:44 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: Magnus: Thank You Black Jesus!: foo monkey: HIT THE F'ING BALL, HARPER!  IT'S A CONTRACT YEAR!  GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER!  NO PLAYOFFS NO CONTRACT!

Mad props to the Nat's farm program.  They find a kid with Harper potential and elevate him while Bryce gracefully makes his exit.  Circle of Life.

the Giants will sign harper for way too much money after gutting the active player and prospect pools.  harper will then have his arm completely ripped from his body on a close play at second during the 4th game of spring training.  jeff samardzija will play left field on the days he isn't the starting pitcher until he too has his arm ripped off during another close play at second.

You must really like second.

Well you never see limbs getting detached at third or first now, do you?


Well, a Giant is why you don't see as many limbs being removed at home recetly.
 
2018-08-16 12:43:59 PM  
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Sharks have been spotted in McCovey Cove, you can use the limbs of the various players as chum.

/Mmmmm....shark chum......mmmmmmmmm
 
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