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(Twitter)   On the one year anniversary of the Both Sides tweet, Trump sends out an All Sides followup. This is truly the B Side Presidency   (twitter.com) divider line
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3857 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Aug 2018 at 11:45 AM (44 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-08-11 09:44:52 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2018-08-11 09:47:40 AM  
He's almost there but couldn't quite get it up
 
2018-08-11 09:57:48 AM  
I condemn all types of racism and acts of violence.

Ron Howard: He didn't
 
2018-08-11 10:09:56 AM  
Aide like typing detected.
 
2018-08-11 10:50:53 AM  
More like the Asylum Studios presidency.

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2018-08-11 10:59:28 AM  
he calls NFL players "SOBs".
and treats nazis with kid gloves
 
2018-08-11 11:01:45 AM  
There is no way he wrote that.
 
2018-08-11 11:20:00 AM  
I don't see why we can't just get along with people who think that we are sub human and shouldn't be treated equally, or really even allowed to live.
 
2018-08-11 11:27:33 AM  
So I am supposed to be happy go lucky with the local racists, in order to have peace?

This guy.
 
2018-08-11 11:31:08 AM  
F*ck you, "Mr. President" ...
 
2018-08-11 11:48:47 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: He's almost there but couldn't quite get it up


That's what Melania said.
 
2018-08-11 11:50:47 AM  
Sincerity and honesty are what I seek.

Honesty Billy Joel
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2018-08-11 11:51:18 AM  
At last, the long awaited pivot!
 
2018-08-11 11:51:19 AM  
Disgusting.
 
2018-08-11 11:51:20 AM  
This is such a huge relief! I've been crushed by anxiety and dread for the past two years, but now...I think everything's going to be okay.

Does anyone else's coffee taste like meth?
 
2018-08-11 11:51:37 AM  
Far too little, and way too late jackass.
 
2018-08-11 11:51:53 AM  
No subby, this is the Milli Vanilli presidency.  It's just a scam.
 
2018-08-11 11:52:16 AM  
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2018-08-11 11:53:01 AM  
All Americans*

*Offer not valid for democrats and members of the press
 
2018-08-11 11:54:13 AM  
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2018-08-11 11:54:24 AM  
If that asbestos thing in the responses is real, then... I really don't have words for that.
 
2018-08-11 11:54:42 AM  
No inexplicable Capitalization of more Or less random Words. Coherent sentence structure. Not written at the level of a dipshiat eight year old with ADD, and every noun isn't preceeded with multiple superlatives from a certain restricted set...

Yeah someone grabbed his phone as he was on his way to declare war on the plumbing. No way president moron wrote this.
 
2018-08-11 11:55:24 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: He's almost there but couldn't quite get it up


He should visit
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Viagra Falls.
 
2018-08-11 11:55:48 AM  
Ummm, Donny, the division wasn't senseless. Division between Nazis and normal Americans makes a lot of sense.
 
2018-08-11 11:55:55 AM  
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2018-08-11 11:56:22 AM  
 It seems to express the emotions of a person who has to come up with a nice statement to make his toxic boss happy.
 
2018-08-11 11:56:58 AM  
"riots"? I don't remember riots. I remember protests and a Nazi running someone over.

He still makes it sound like everyone is to blame.
 
2018-08-11 11:57:29 AM  

Riche: Aide like typing detected.


I got ahold of a copy of the original tweet.  
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2018-08-11 11:57:46 AM  

Riche: Aide like typing detected.


And they still couldn't condemn Nazis
 
2018-08-11 11:58:07 AM  

sdd2000: [scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x960]


My Father's Day gift this year was the "Compleat" Bloom County collection, in a signed box. I've informed the wife that she isn't done yet, there will be more purchasing to do when he puts together a collection of this second phase of Bloom County. :-)
 
2018-08-11 11:58:35 AM  
I don't want racists to have a peaceful life, least of all vocal racists who join together with other racists in public to spread their racism and attempt to harass everyone else.  I want them doxed, always fearful that they might lose their jobs due to their views.  I want them always looking over their shoulder worried that someone might recognize them confront them. That's what racists deserve.
 
2018-08-11 11:59:34 AM  
Tomorrow's tweet.
"I only have 14 words to give to America."
 
2018-08-11 11:59:49 AM  

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Farker must be a Farker. I've been calling it Twatter for a year or two now... :-)
 
2018-08-11 12:03:12 PM  

ox45tallboy: There is no way he wrote that.


Maybe he did a draft and then someone, or some group, edited it down, corrected the spelling and the use of  random misplaced ALL CAPS and removed the parts about the size of his electoral college win and inauguration crowd size and posted it.
 
2018-08-11 12:03:25 PM  

Fart_Machine: Tr0mBoNe: He's almost there but couldn't quite get it up

That's what Melania said.


No, that's what Ivanka said
 
2018-08-11 12:03:32 PM  
Please, Donnie never got a "B" that his daddy didn't pay for.
 
2018-08-11 12:04:25 PM  

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Are these supposed to be funny?
 
2018-08-11 12:04:53 PM  
He doesn't condemn acts of violence such as separating children from their parents and locking them in cages.

The only consistency is being an @sshole.
 
2018-08-11 12:07:26 PM  
Only the best. She needs to update her profile for that Q feller.

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2018-08-11 12:09:56 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: sdd2000: [img.fark.net image 850x960]

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Are these supposed to be funny?


I found them funny.
 
2018-08-11 12:11:09 PM  

too2ez: If that asbestos thing in the responses is real, then... I really don't have words for that.


Trump has had a hardon for asbestos for years. As almost all of his buildings had to pay through the nose to remove the stuff back in the day in NY, he is convinced that the entire body of research that proves asbestos causes cancer and other respiratory system issues a scam to screw him personally.

This is the same jackass that lobbied against installing fire suppression systems in large residential buildings, you know like Trump Tower, were one of his tenants died and four firefighters were injured last April.
 
2018-08-11 12:11:48 PM  

ox45tallboy: There is no way he wrote that.


Obviously.  The punctuation is correct, there's no parentheses and the all caps word is appropriate.
 
2018-08-11 12:12:21 PM  

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Are these supposed to be funny?


More amusing that those stupid bait pictures you insist on posting constantly.
 
2018-08-11 12:12:57 PM  
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2018-08-11 12:15:46 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: sdd2000: [img.fark.net image 850x960]

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Are these supposed to be funny?


Yes, they are quite amusing. It is o.k. to laugh at powerful people.
 
2018-08-11 12:16:20 PM  
*ALL*
*WINK WINK*
*NUDGE NUDGE*
 
2018-08-11 12:16:21 PM  

saturn badger: Only the best. She needs to update her profile for that Q feller.

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Well, the Nazis are right about one thing. Some people are farking inferior. Race doesn't play a part though. But clearly, in every thread we have about Nazis, we find some examples of the existence of inferior people.
 
2018-08-11 12:18:10 PM  

hammettman: ox45tallboy: There is no way he wrote that.

Maybe he did a draft and then someone, or some group, edited it down, corrected the spelling and the use of  random misplaced ALL CAPS and removed the parts about the size of his electoral college win and inauguration crowd size and posted it.


Like who? Are there really that many people in his administration with good English skills?
 
2018-08-11 12:18:55 PM  
 
2018-08-11 12:20:33 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: Riche: Aide like typing detected.

I got ahold of a copy of the original tweet.  [s.faketrumptweet.com image 590x340]


Nothing about exceptions for any type of immigrants?
 
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