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(Kare11)   St. Paul City Council candidate arrested for the second time this week, bringing the number of times he has been arrested since announcing his candidacy to five. No word on what the prize will be when he gets the sixth stamp on his jail loyalty card   ( kare11.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, st. paul, Misdemeanor, City Council candidate, Crime, Paul City Council, St. Paul City, candidate David Martinez, Criminal law  
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2018-08-10 10:57:09 PM  
A matching set of steak shivs
 
2018-08-11 12:37:06 AM  
Free blowjob, IYKWIM.
 
2018-08-11 12:41:30 AM  
He was also cited with disorderly conduct on July 5 at the St. Paul Library. Police say he was screaming obscenities at library staff.

His library card was revoked and an 85-year-old librarian commended when she screamed, "Shut the fark up you farkwad piece of shiat. Hey, see those mounds of paper over there, numbnuts? Those things the building is filled with? Well those used to be the books you could check out to make yourself less of a loud, stalker piece of shiat. Card cancelled, chucklefark; get out."

And then the library erupted with applause, metal, and a mosh pit of librarians.
 
2018-08-11 01:43:09 AM  

koder: He was also cited with disorderly conduct on July 5 at the St. Paul Library. Police say he was screaming obscenities at library staff.

His library card was revoked and an 85-year-old librarian commended when she screamed, "Shut the fark up you farkwad piece of shiat. Hey, see those mounds of paper over there, numbnuts? Those things the building is filled with? Well those used to be the books you could check out to make yourself less of a loud, stalker piece of shiat. Card cancelled, chucklefark; get out."

And then the library erupted with applause, metal, and a mosh pit of librarians.


As a man whose mother is both a librarian and into death metal, I can picture that far too easily.
 
2018-08-11 01:50:12 AM  
Elected?
 
2018-08-11 01:56:56 AM  

ThoughtsofaFool: koder: He was also cited with disorderly conduct on July 5 at the St. Paul Library. Police say he was screaming obscenities at library staff.

His library card was revoked and an 85-year-old librarian commended when she screamed, "Shut the fark up you farkwad piece of shiat. Hey, see those mounds of paper over there, numbnuts? Those things the building is filled with? Well those used to be the books you could check out to make yourself less of a loud, stalker piece of shiat. Card cancelled, chucklefark; get out."

And then the library erupted with applause, metal, and a mosh pit of librarians.

As a man whose mother is both a librarian and into death metal, I can picture that far too easily.


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2018-08-11 01:57:42 AM  
I was hoping it would be some resist Trump guy getting arrested for protests, or at least someone doing something funny.

But this dude is scary. Violating restraining orders while possessing a gun that he's not supposed to have is a recipe for disaster.. And posting topless photos of his ex is pretty sleazy too.

Hopefully he's locked up and stays locked up until he isn't a threat.
 
2018-08-11 02:00:35 AM  
'Vote for me, I used to hit that.  And I will again, even if she doesn't want it.'
 
2018-08-11 02:04:24 AM  
Anyone else see the photo of his half naked wife hgv e posted to his campaign website?
 
2018-08-11 02:08:01 AM  
Is this was Trump's 5 for 5 tweet was about?
 
2018-08-11 02:11:36 AM  

Alphax: 'Vote for me, I used to hit that.  And I will again, even if she doesn't want it.'


You should feel bad for writing that, and I should feel bad for funnying it.
 
2018-08-11 03:19:46 AM  
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2018-08-11 05:22:49 AM  
"Shelbyville"
 
2018-08-11 06:58:57 AM  
Free sandwich?
 
2018-08-11 08:13:06 AM  
A position in Trump's cabinet?

Or does that only happen when you've punched your treason card six times?
 
2018-08-11 08:59:36 AM  

koder: He was also cited with disorderly conduct on July 5 at the St. Paul Library. Police say he was screaming obscenities at library staff.

His library card was revoked and an 85-year-old librarian commended when she screamed, "Shut the fark up you farkwad piece of shiat. Hey, see those mounds of paper over there, numbnuts? Those things the building is filled with? Well those used to be the books you could check out to make yourself less of a loud, stalker piece of shiat. Card cancelled, chucklefark; get out."

And then the library erupted with applause, metal, and a mosh pit of librarians.


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2018-08-11 10:51:13 AM  
Well somebody has to represent the East side
 
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