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(Metro)   Kanye West reveals his favorite Pornhub categories. Aquatic appendages notably missing   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2018-08-10 06:48:26 PM  
'A lot of black on white, obviously... My own reality."

I don't know how to process this. Kanye's porn fantasies are his reality?  Is that normal?  Is it insane?  Is it Kanye?
 
2018-08-10 06:57:05 PM  
Go away, asshole.
 
2018-08-10 06:57:15 PM  
'You can't bully me, liberals can't bully me, the news can't bully me because at that point if I'm afraid I'm no longer Ye,' he continued.


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Uh huh...
 
2018-08-10 07:04:59 PM  
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2018-08-10 07:05:04 PM  

foo monkey: 'A lot of black on white, obviously... My own reality."

I don't know how to process this. Kanye's porn fantasies are his reality?  Is that normal?  Is it insane?  Is it Kanye?


it means he likes lighter skinned women.

Would kim's claim to fame with Ray J make that category, because that could be awkward.

Unless that is his thing in which he would me a meta-cuck.
 
2018-08-10 07:10:47 PM  
'Blacked is my favourite category...' he said.

I have to admit I'm a fan of that one, too. Some quality lighting and camera work.
 
2018-08-10 07:17:36 PM  
This headline is funny because I am literally eating fish sticks right now.
 
2018-08-10 07:30:39 PM  
Was "my wife" one of them?
 
2018-08-10 07:46:31 PM  

GRCooper: Was "my wife" one of them?


"Urine Facial Amateur"
 
2018-08-10 07:54:27 PM  
I hope PornHub adds a Fish Dicks category in response.

Also, the video where his wife allegedly gets peed on is the category pic for 'Celebrities'. Maybe that's why he likes Trump so much.
 
2018-08-10 07:58:26 PM  
"Blacked?" I thought the official porn parlance was "Ebony."
 
2018-08-10 07:59:00 PM  
Dignity (N.):
the state or quality of being worthy of honor or respect.

Antonyms:
Shame, Kanye West.
 
2018-08-10 08:04:59 PM  
Is there an option where Kanye kills himself?
 
2018-08-10 08:11:27 PM  
This thread is part of the simulation isn't it.  I'm not sure what my post is contributing, kinda makes me wonder why the programmers included me.  Anyway, get off my coffee table.
 
2018-08-10 08:15:10 PM  

jmr61: Is there an option where Kanye kills himself?


That would be under "Creampie"
 
2018-08-10 08:30:22 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: "Blacked?" I thought the official porn parlance was "Ebony."


Blacked is a website. NSFW, obviously.
 
2018-08-10 08:40:34 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: "Blacked?" I thought the official porn parlance was "Ebony."


Ebony is about black on the outside. Blacked is about black on the inside.
 
2018-08-10 08:53:08 PM  

SuperLorie: [img.fark.net image 425x255]

iron_city_ap: I hope PornHub adds a Fish Dicks category in response.
Kiler: This headline is funny because I am literally eating fish sticks right now.
Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

 
2018-08-10 08:54:32 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: The Pope of Manwich Village: "Blacked?" I thought the official porn parlance was "Ebony."

Ebony is about black on the outside. Blacked is about black on the inside.


Lulz... And the name checks out.


There's also Vixen and Tushy... Not that I'd know anything about either of them.
 
2018-08-10 09:21:21 PM  
Aquatic appendages notably missing

not...

anymore

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2018-08-10 10:13:33 PM  
Just reinvent Armenian erotica Mr Artistic Black Brainiac Dude
 
2018-08-10 10:15:50 PM  

baron von doodle: The Pope of Manwich Village: "Blacked?" I thought the official porn parlance was "Ebony."

Blacked is a website. NSFW, obviously.


Plus, there is a difference.
 
2018-08-10 10:21:27 PM  
I don't even like most of the live action porn at this point. Cartoon porn is where it's at. Anything imaginable is totally doable, especially the 3D animation. 99% of the live action stuff is just garbage, and on those occasions when I want to look at porn, I don't want to sift through a mountain of garbage to find something good.
 
2018-08-10 10:24:39 PM  
Pretty sure Kanye is one of the dumbest motherf*ckers on the planet.

I do not like his music and I do not like him nor his wife. I do not understand the love people have for him. Every piece of evidence ever argues that he's a terrible person.
 
2018-08-10 10:27:51 PM  

Kiler: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: The Pope of Manwich Village: "Blacked?" I thought the official porn parlance was "Ebony."

Ebony is about black on the outside. Blacked is about black on the inside.

Lulz... And the name checks out.


There's also Vixen and Tushy... Not that I'd know anything about either of them.


Vixen is pretty much Blacked with 40-something white males instead of black males, with some of the exact same female talent.

Haven't looked at Tushy.. I don't much care for watching anal.
 
2018-08-10 10:57:18 PM  
You all are farking ridiculous.

"I wouldn't f*ck her but I'll watch him f*ck her and be sanctimonious about me not getting farked for money"

You wish life was so easy that millions just appeared in your account for taking a 30 second piss on your ass.
 
2018-08-10 11:15:43 PM  
Eminem didn't know there was porn on the internet until 2009.

https://youtu.be/POTYeck3nNA
 
2018-08-10 11:52:19 PM  

jmr61: Is there an option where Kanye kills himself?


With somebody as mentally unstable as he is, it is always an option.
 
2018-08-10 11:54:52 PM  
I wonder if he likes the "scoopity poop" porn?
 
2018-08-11 01:50:55 AM  

foo monkey: 'A lot of black on white, obviously... My own reality."

I don't know how to process this. Kanye's porn fantasies are his reality?  Is that normal?  Is it insane?  Is it Kanye?


Kanye is definitely the kind of guy who would masturbate to pictures of himself. Quite honestly I'm surprised he would bother with anything else.
 
2018-08-11 02:38:10 AM  

Gordon Bennett: foo monkey: 'A lot of black on white, obviously... My own reality."

I don't know how to process this. Kanye's porn fantasies are his reality?  Is that normal?  Is it insane?  Is it Kanye?

Kanye is definitely the kind of guy who would masturbate to pictures of himself. Quite honestly I'm surprised he would bother with anything else.


Somebody need to get kanye to fund cloning and mind copy/paste, and rapid growth research.  But sell it to kanye as the ability to have sex with himself.
 
2018-08-11 03:32:31 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Gordon Bennett: foo monkey: 'A lot of black on white, obviously... My own reality."

I don't know how to process this. Kanye's porn fantasies are his reality?  Is that normal?  Is it insane?  Is it Kanye?

Kanye is definitely the kind of guy who would masturbate to pictures of himself. Quite honestly I'm surprised he would bother with anything else.

Somebody need to get kanye to fund cloning and mind copy/paste, and rapid growth research.  But sell it to kanye as the ability to have sex with himself.


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