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(SFGate)   Three bedrooms, two baths, bring your own chickens for 895K. Guess what city?   ( blog.sfgate.com) divider line
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1101 clicks; posted to Business » on 11 Aug 2018 at 2:24 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-08-10 11:55:05 PM  
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Gee, I don't know, subby. You tell me...
 
2018-08-11 02:03:57 AM  
Can I come to the BBQ when this bullshiat goes out of fashion next month? I'll bring the beer.

...fark you rich farks, provide your own beer.
 
2018-08-11 02:38:07 AM  
What is the big deal? It has a chicken coop and a pond. Probably doesn't effect the price at all.
 
2018-08-11 04:20:17 AM  
So we're just randomly greenlighting real estate now?

Has Redfin invested in Fark.com?

And, if not, Drew, you heard it here first.
 
2018-08-11 04:21:02 AM  

wax_on: What is the big deal? It has a chicken coop and a pond. Probably doesn't effect the price at all.


AFFECT

/ sorry
// I'm high
/// and I'm sort of in that onery place
 
2018-08-11 05:06:42 AM  
Good Christ, I was eyeballing some properties near-ish to me and even those fell short of the mil mark.

800k just for a place to live? FARK me in the butt.
 
2018-08-11 05:14:39 AM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: So we're just randomly greenlighting real estate now?

Has Redfin invested in Fark.com?

And, if not, Drew, you heard it here first.


It's not news, it's the most charming Tudor revival you'll find on the cape dot com!
 
2018-08-11 05:19:16 AM  

Mugato: Can I come to the BBQ when this bullshiat goes out of fashion next month? I'll bring the beer.

...fark you rich farks, provide your own beer.


More upper middle class than rich. Here's a home I would like to buy in the Portland West Hills in the same price range.

https://www.redfin.com/OR/Portland/36​8​-NW-81st-Pl-97229/home/25769822
 
2018-08-11 08:02:21 AM  
Can you hold my cock and pullet while I go get a down payment?
 
2018-08-11 09:48:28 AM  
Looks like a good place for these folks

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2018-08-11 10:31:01 AM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: So we're just randomly greenlighting real estate now?

Has Redfin invested in Fark.com?

And, if not, Drew, you heard it here first.


Can't just poach listings. That won't go over easy. Gotta scramble things up a bit. Okay, okay. One more. Omelette you finish.
 
2018-08-11 11:36:14 AM  
that place will sell for way over asking.  we looked in san francisco about 5 years ago and many of the listings we saw were underpriced to create bidding wars.  the comps in that area have sold for at least 1.2 and higher.
 
2018-08-11 11:41:27 AM  

casual disregard: Good Christ, I was eyeballing some properties near-ish to me and even those fell short of the mil mark.

800k just for a place to live? FARK me in the butt.


What what?
 
2018-08-11 12:32:29 PM  
Seattle?
New York City?
Honolulu?
Boulder?
San Jose?

I'm sick of SF snobs thinking they have the monopoly on expensive land.
 
kab
2018-08-11 12:44:18 PM  
Move that decimal one to the left, and we're in the reasonable discussion zone.
 
2018-08-11 12:58:23 PM  
Doesn't seem that bad to me.  Two people making low 6 figures should be able to pull that off.  I thought SF prices were worse than that.
 
2018-08-11 02:15:50 PM  

iron_city_ap: Looks like a good place for these folks

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2018-08-11 03:14:07 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Doesn't seem that bad to me.  Two people making low 6 figures should be able to pull that off.  I thought SF prices were worse than that.


Yeah, but the broker will likely get multiple offers that are way over the asking price.
 
2018-08-11 07:54:34 PM  

mr lawson: iron_city_ap: Looks like a good place for these folks

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These kill me.

Wife and I:
He works full time offshore
She is a LPN

Our budget is 280k because we are not farking stupid.
 
2018-08-11 07:57:57 PM  
My wife just texted me:

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2018-08-12 01:23:09 AM  

omg bbq: My wife just texted me:

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Your cat is really cute.
 
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