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(Talking Points Memo)   So, Omarosa walked into the Oval Office and caught President Trump eating a piece of paper. Why? Who the fark knows at this point   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2018-08-10 02:30:07 PM  
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2018-08-10 02:34:58 PM  
Because literally every scrap of paper is kept, per the law, and even Donny's habit of tearing up papers doesn't mean they go in the trash.
 
2018-08-10 02:35:40 PM  
it was on Putin's orders to destroy the paper after he read the instructions.
 
2018-08-10 02:36:35 PM  
He's dropping acid all the time. This explains so much.
 
2018-08-10 02:36:36 PM  
I've seen this episode already.

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Now I want Kitten Mittens.
 
2018-08-10 02:38:12 PM  
It was infused with the essence of Big Mac
 
2018-08-10 02:40:48 PM  
On the next Hannity.  Eating paper is good for you.
 
2018-08-10 02:42:10 PM  
Newman.
 
2018-08-10 02:44:31 PM  
So.....we're adding Pica on to the list of "things that are wrong with the President's health"? or is that a "At least he's getting fiber!" Fox news take?

Could be worse - he could be cropping the paintings in the White House.
 
2018-08-10 02:44:48 PM  

BizarreMan: On the next Hannity.  Eating paper is good for you.


If his audience buys it, I'm cool with that.
 
2018-08-10 02:45:34 PM  
So, are the lovenotes Putin and Trump are exchanging gluten free and organic?
 
2018-08-10 02:46:34 PM  
Cribbing, not cropping.
 
2018-08-10 02:48:24 PM  
I'm sure it was a Big Mac wrapper.  Probably had a bit of cheese and special sauce still on it.
 
2018-08-10 02:54:08 PM  
On a diet of nothing but McDonalds and Diet Coke, ya gotta get fiber somehow.
 
2018-08-10 02:54:58 PM  
As much as I distrust Omoronosa, it wouldn't surprise me that she's telling the truth.
 
2018-08-10 02:57:23 PM  
He was probably out of paste.
 
2018-08-10 02:58:09 PM  
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What the shiat.
 
2018-08-10 03:03:15 PM  
At least he didn't put Grey Poupon on the paper. That would be treason.
 
2018-08-10 03:04:07 PM  
Arugula is for commies. Now paper, that's what real Muricans eat.
 
2018-08-10 03:05:47 PM  
It was a draft of something he was supposed to tweet the next morning.

think about it.
 
2018-08-10 03:08:34 PM  
I'm surprised it wasn't the Constitution.
 
2018-08-10 03:10:53 PM  
Cohen was passing the note back to Trump that had the "NO" box checked.   Looks like Ivanka's already got another date to Prom.
 
Xai [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2018-08-10 03:14:11 PM  
Because he's legally required to save every piece of paper he writes or makes notes on, reads or reviews - he's defiling the constitution by destroying our history, but hey, that's the only way to MAGA, right?
 
2018-08-10 03:16:12 PM  
Not for nothing, but I would take everything out of Omarosa's book with a grain of salt.
 
2018-08-10 03:19:23 PM  
Spilled some KFC gravy on it?
 
2018-08-10 03:21:09 PM  
I just want to imagine Trump sitting in the office staring into space like Mr. Toomey.

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2018-08-10 03:21:49 PM  
someone needs to post a screenie of this being on facebook...I wont beleive until it is there.

*eyeroll*
 
2018-08-10 03:21:56 PM  

JerseyTim: Not for nothing, but I would take everything out of Omarosa's book with a grain of salt.


At the very least.  Paper is pretty bland.
 
2018-08-10 03:22:46 PM  

JerseyTim: Not for nothing, but I would take everything out of Omarosa's book with a grain of salt.


It would certainly make it taste better.
 
2018-08-10 03:23:00 PM  
well, I would say it was very, very unlikely to be something he had written himself - I think it's fair to say that, no matter how obvious it is that he should, trump is not one for eating his words

/I wouldn't trust this woman to tell the truth, either, though
 
2018-08-10 03:23:12 PM  
Isn't that something that Looney Toons characters do from time to time, as like an expression for "keeping something really, really secret"?

God, even the writers of Ren and Stimpy couldn't come up with this weird crap.
 
2018-08-10 03:23:31 PM  

BizarreMan: On the next Hannity.  Eating paper is good for you.


Of course it is.  But you know what's better than eating paper?  Grass.  Because God.

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Soooo much better than paper.  Can't really get rid of evidence that way, but since God commands it, I'm sure Fox viewers would welcomely mow eat my yard.
 
2018-08-10 03:23:38 PM  

JerseyTim: Not for nothing, but I would take everything out of Omarosa's book with a grain of salt.


The problem is that Sarah Huckabuck is saying it's all lies. The opposite has to be true.
 
Juc
2018-08-10 03:23:49 PM  
a little bit of paranoia and a little bit of dementia I assume.
 
2018-08-10 03:23:49 PM  
She is as insane as he is. She isn't in some kind of position of trust now that she is coming out against him. She is among a long list of people that should never have had access to any kind of position in the WH, Even if it was made up to show Donnie had a black friend.
 
2018-08-10 03:23:51 PM  
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2018-08-10 03:24:11 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Spilled some KFC gravy on it?


He eats his paper with ketchup.
 
2018-08-10 03:24:30 PM  
Because he's nucking futs. That's why.
 
2018-08-10 03:24:41 PM  
File footage minutes before the incident:
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2018-08-10 03:24:52 PM  
They were out of paste.
 
2018-08-10 03:24:57 PM  
Omarosa claims

Stopped reading there dot jay-peg.
 
2018-08-10 03:24:59 PM  
He was probably out ...

Eddie Adams from Torrance: He was probably out of paste.


Godammit
 
2018-08-10 03:25:00 PM  
The Post reported that "several White House aides laughed at the assertion" that the President was caught munching on paper and "said it was not true."

I believe this is the point where The Post is supposed to ask the several aides "So do you know it's not true because you were in the room when he didn't eat the paper?"
 
2018-08-10 03:25:17 PM  

Xai: Because he's legally required to save every piece of paper he writes or makes notes on, reads or reviews - he's defiling the constitution by destroying our history, but hey, that's the only way to MAGA, right?


Yup.
I assume that he would do this for one, or perhaps both, of two reasons.
1) Specifically because he knows that he is supposed to save them, and so is doing it to spite the people whose job it is to preserve records, who have been taping his torn-up papers back together, or
2) Because those papers have incriminating things on them that he doesn't want anyone to find.
 
2018-08-10 03:25:48 PM  

wademh: It was a draft of something he was supposed to tweet the next morning.

think about it.


Shouldn't that mean wiping his butt with it? His tweets are shiat.
 
2018-08-10 03:25:50 PM  

Epoch_Zero: File footage minutes before the incident:
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Ha I tried to post the gif of the one where he actually eats the paper, but it's apparently too big :(
 
2018-08-10 03:25:50 PM  
It's actually a pretty secured way of keeping notes private. Especially when you consider that Obama just left his notes out so some government official can come along to catalog them. It's no wonder that we haven't had a terror attack on America since Trump became President.
 
2018-08-10 03:27:06 PM  
I kind of think he probably just wanted the cheese corner stuck to a burger wrapper, then was pulling it out of his mouth when she came in. Then again she might have walked in on him critiquing the flavor and texture of the cardstock.

The problem with doing everything absurdly is that no one will give you the benefit of the doubt when people lie about you.
 
2018-08-10 03:27:33 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: Epoch_Zero: File footage minutes before the incident:
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Ha I tried to post the gif of the one where he actually eats the paper, but it's apparently too big :(


I did too! It's too bad, really. These are perfect. I saved another for future use because it's just so apt.
 
2018-08-10 03:27:53 PM  
I actually trust Omarosa less than I trust Trump.
 
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