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(Martha's Vineyard Times)   Bill Murray and Carly Simon's brother walk into a bar, punchline ensues   ( mvtimes.com) divider line
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2018-08-10 03:05:16 PM  
The two exchanged words, asking each other, "Do you know who I am?" Simon said.


who do you think i think i am?
 
2018-08-10 03:27:43 PM  
Is Bill getting grumpy?
 
2018-08-10 03:28:09 PM  

SkylineRecords: If you and Bill Murray get into an altercation, YOU'RE the dick.


The sole exception would be if the man in question has no dick, and it is true, your honor.
 
2018-08-10 03:28:38 PM  
Im something got Lost in Translation
 
2018-08-10 03:29:14 PM  

brizzle365: Im sure something got Lost in Translation


*shakes fist*
 
2018-08-10 03:29:30 PM  
obama is up to the vineyard now too, they should be out golfing
 
2018-08-10 03:33:55 PM  
Bar wars, just sole nutty bar wars...
 
2018-08-10 03:40:17 PM  
The two exchanged words, asking each other, "Do you know who I am?"

You both are so vain.
 
2018-08-10 03:41:15 PM  
Bill Murray's so vain...I bet he thought that photo shoot was about him, didn't he?
 
2018-08-10 03:42:09 PM  

SirEattonHogg: The two exchanged words, asking each other, "Do you know who I am?"

You both are so vain.


BLAST YOUR HIDE TO HADES!
 
2018-08-10 03:42:18 PM  
Imagine if Carly Simon's brother woke up tomorrow and the same exact thing happened.  And the day after that, and the day after that...
 
2018-08-10 03:45:30 PM  

Loaf's Tray: SirEattonHogg: The two exchanged words, asking each other, "Do you know who I am?"

You both are so vain.

BLAST YOUR HIDE TO HADES!


Hey, what can I say, nobody does it better.

Makes me sad for the rest.
 
2018-08-10 03:55:53 PM  
Article states that Bill Murray was an original cast member on SNL. Article fails.
 
2018-08-10 03:55:57 PM  

Loaf's Tray: SirEattonHogg: The two exchanged words, asking each other, "Do you know who I am?"

You both are so vain.

BLAST YOUR HIDE TO HADES!


There should have been some anticipation that someone would make that comment. At least, that's the way I've always heard it should be. It is the right thing to do so stop complaining. We just haven't got time for the pain.

As for these two meatballs, they really showed their stripes by taking this to the razor's edge and reaching the limits of control. Each of them think they are larger than life but we know that Bill is the real kingpin.
 
2018-08-10 03:56:12 PM  
Bill Murray sounds like the dick here.
 
2018-08-10 04:02:09 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: Bill Murray sounds like the dick here.


Yes, I could see how you could reasonably conclude that if you had read TFA:

Lola's owner Katherine Domitrovich told police Simon "had no business photographing anyone in the restaurant and was generally annoying," the report states. She was advised to take out a no trespass order against Simon.
Domitrovich told The Times that Simon was pointing his camera at Murray and said she thought his purpose for being in the restaurant was to capture images of the actor. Concerning the water dumped on Simon she said,
"Well deserved, well deserved."
 
2018-08-10 04:09:21 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Big Beef Burrito: Bill Murray sounds like the dick here.

Yes, I could see how you could reasonably conclude that if you had read TFA:

Lola's owner Katherine Domitrovich told police Simon "had no business photographing anyone in the restaurant and was generally annoying," the report states. She was advised to take out a no trespass order against Simon.
Domitrovich told The Times that Simon was pointing his camera at Murray and said she thought his purpose for being in the restaurant was to capture images of the actor. Concerning the water dumped on Simon she said,
"Well deserved, well deserved."



also to note, peter simon was there doing work for the paper that wrote this article
 
2018-08-10 04:19:46 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Big Beef Burrito: Bill Murray sounds like the dick here.

Yes, I could see how you could reasonably conclude that if you had read TFA:

Lola's owner Katherine Domitrovich told police Simon "had no business photographing anyone in the restaurant and was generally annoying," the report states. She was advised to take out a no trespass order against Simon.
Domitrovich told The Times that Simon was pointing his camera at Murray and said she thought his purpose for being in the restaurant was to capture images of the actor. Concerning the water dumped on Simon she said,
"Well deserved, well deserved."


I guess if you want to cherry pick pieces of TFA:

Simon was at Lola's to shoot the Marotta Brothers band for his Vineyard Scenes photo feature and says not only didn't he take any pictures of Murray, but he didn't even recognize the actor/comedian.

Jamie Kageleiry, Times associate publisher, said Simon was there to cover Jerry and Rick Marotta and the people who were enjoying their music. "We pride ourselves on giving celebrities their space on-Island," she said, and stressed that Simon was not assigned to photograph Murray.
Entertainment personalities, authors, and sports figures generally enjoy a paparazzi-free atmosphere on the Vineyard where the press and the inhabitants treat them indifferently at grocery stores, on the beach, or elsewhere.


You can make up your own mind on who you believe, but give me a break with that "read the article" shiat.
 
2018-08-10 04:21:31 PM  

Slypork: Loaf's Tray: SirEattonHogg: The two exchanged words, asking each other, "Do you know who I am?"

You both are so vain.

BLAST YOUR HIDE TO HADES!

There should have been some anticipation that someone would make that comment. At least, that's the way I've always heard it should be. It is the right thing to do so stop complaining. We just haven't got time for the pain.

As for these two meatballs, they really showed their stripes by taking this to the razor's edge and reaching the limits of control. Each of them think they are larger than life but we know that Bill is the real kingpin.


What about Simon?
 
2018-08-10 04:44:47 PM  

justGreg: Article states that Bill Murray was an original cast member on SNL. Article fails.


Beat me to it.
Shakes funn fist
 
2018-08-10 04:49:48 PM  
No one will believe you.
 
2018-08-10 04:52:41 PM  
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2018-08-10 05:19:25 PM  

I8B4U: No one will believe you.


Bill Murray used to have a property on some Northern Wisconsin lake (maybe still does).  My buddy from HS, his folks own a place there as well.  They mentioned on rare occasion seeing Bill Murray driving a motor boat on the lake.  Anyhow, my buddy said that story back in the early 90's, possibly late 80's... and in relation to it happening to someone there.  I'm gonna guess that's probably a BS story... or if it did happen it happened not at or around this lake.

/Been up there a couple times myself
//No sighting of the mythical Bill Murray
 
2018-08-10 05:29:44 PM  

SkylineRecords: If you and Bill Murray get into an altercation, YOU'RE the dick.


He's calmed down a lot, but he's had a reputation for being a supreme asshole for decades.
 
2018-08-10 05:59:09 PM  
Simon must've been the jerk, because usually if Murray likes you, he gives you the Aunt Jemima Treatment.
 
2018-08-10 08:29:51 PM  
I had no idea Bill Murray and Carly Simon were siblings. DNRTFA, was it Brian Doyle?
 
2018-08-10 08:34:15 PM  

Old Man Winter: SkylineRecords: If you and Bill Murray get into an altercation, YOU'RE the dick.

He's calmed down a lot, but he's had a reputation for being a supreme asshole for decades.


I met him on the set of Ed Wood he was very nice
Probably would've given me the time of day if I hadn't been so damn shy
 
2018-08-10 08:40:24 PM  

brizzle365: brizzle365: Im sure something got Lost in Translation

*shakes fist*


I see what you did there. I think.
 
2018-08-10 09:13:58 PM  

Old Man Winter: SkylineRecords: If you and Bill Murray get into an altercation, YOU'RE the dick.

He's calmed down a lot, but he's had a reputation for being a supreme asshole for decades.


translation - he wants people to respect his private time and treated him better than a dancing monkey
 
2018-08-10 10:02:05 PM  

ReaverZ: Old Man Winter: SkylineRecords: If you and Bill Murray get into an altercation, YOU'RE the dick.

He's calmed down a lot, but he's had a reputation for being a supreme asshole for decades.

translation - he wants people to respect his private time and treated him better than a dancing monkey


Eh, you can Google shiat he has pulled over the years.   Like I said hes calmed down and The Chive has helped his image a lot in the past years.
 
2018-08-11 04:36:53 AM  

Old Man Winter: ReaverZ: Old Man Winter: SkylineRecords: If you and Bill Murray get into an altercation, YOU'RE the dick.

He's calmed down a lot, but he's had a reputation for being a supreme asshole for decades.

translation - he wants people to respect his private time and treated him better than a dancing monkey

Eh, you can Google


Well i'm Convinced
 
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