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(The Hill)   Decrepit convicted criminal running for Senate argues that he only looked like an idiot on TV because he didn't have his ear trumpet in   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2018-08-10 05:28:02 PM  
"I mad a bad mistake."

Did he say that about the crimes he's committed? No. The lawsuits he's lost? No. The profiling he insists on doing? No. Lies about birth certificates? No.

To him a mistake is talking to the media which he calls a "security" problem.
 
2018-08-10 05:44:33 PM  
"So he's talking and I couldn't understand him. He's talking about golden showers. I thought he was talking about - the president has gold [in his shower]," Arpaio said.

"And then hand job," he continued. "What was that? He was talking about illegals coming over working with their hands on their job."


So despite the questions he's asked, his mind goes to Trump in the shower and immigrants doing forced labor.
 
2018-08-10 06:22:39 PM  
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2018-08-10 07:07:10 PM  
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2018-08-10 08:34:23 PM  
So the Race War has been called off?
 
2018-08-10 08:35:46 PM  
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2018-08-10 08:37:36 PM  
no he heard perfectly.
 
2018-08-10 08:37:58 PM  
"Let me say on the record, any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood. Because I have said publicly those words were inaccurate and unfortunate." - Newt Gingrich

/and the GOP as a whole
 
2018-08-10 08:41:20 PM  

Mad_Radhu: So the Race War has been called off?


My Dearest Margarita,

This second Civil War/Race War has been called on and off so many times that I fear that we will never see action this campaign. Moral is low. Despondency is high. The company's labrador, Sprinkles, is surely an angel from heaven as she's doing her darnedest to keep our spirits up.

Pray for us,

Scotch
 
2018-08-10 08:42:31 PM  

Diogenes: "So he's talking and I couldn't understand him. He's talking about golden showers. I thought he was talking about - the president has gold [in his shower]," Arpaio said.

"And then hand job," he continued. "What was that? He was talking about illegals coming over working with their hands on their job."

So despite the questions he's asked, his mind goes to Trump in the shower and immigrants doing forced labor.


So why did he say he would blow him? Did he actually mean that part?
 
2018-08-10 08:52:55 PM  
Dear Senator Arpaio,

I need your help. I have recently inherited over 500 billion dollars US from my uncle, the former emperor of Nigeria. Unfortunately, I am unable to access the funds without the help of an American citizen...
 
2018-08-10 08:59:21 PM  
He thought the question was "Would you accept a snowjob", and of course he is happy to receive one of those from Trump. All the GOP does.
 
2018-08-10 09:10:15 PM  
Get the guts, get out of your undercover role, come and interview me in English, of course, so I can understand him

He's British, he doesn't speak English.
 
2018-08-10 09:12:48 PM  
Hey, would you look at that! Once again, a member of The Party of Personal Responsibility™ is blaming everybody but himself for his dumbassery!
 
2018-08-10 09:14:17 PM  
That doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd normally hope.
 
2018-08-10 09:14:34 PM  
ear trumpet

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2018-08-10 09:18:23 PM  
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Even Ol Joad was less of a cartoonish coot than that joker.
 
2018-08-10 09:29:37 PM  
Joe Arpaio was shiatty at his job before the dementia settled in.  At the end he was both shiatty and demented.  The idea of him running for senate at the age of 86 is solid proof that he is non compos mentis.
 
2018-08-10 09:42:28 PM  
That's not even an excuse. 'I thought a lot of people were watching'. You know what I do when I think a lot of people are watching? I don't say 'yeah I want a golden shower from Trump!'
 
2018-08-10 09:43:35 PM  
If I didn't have a parent in a memory wing this would be funny AF.

Wait. No. It is still funny AF. F this f'n eff.
 
2018-08-10 09:56:08 PM  
He's obviously an old coot.
What's ya say? Finland famous? Ok, sure I'll interveiw.
What's that? A gold shower? Yeah, sure. Trump likes gold.
What's that? A job? Sure, I want a job if Trump is offering.
What's that? I said I'd let Trump piss on me and I'd suck his dick? Well who wouldn't?
 
2018-08-10 10:25:54 PM  
I'm surprised he's polling last to be honest. I was expecting Arizona republicans to be itching to make him president of everything.
 
2018-08-10 10:34:08 PM  

fusillade762: Get the guts, get out of your undercover role, come and interview me in English, of course, so I can understand him

He's British, he doesn't speak English.


Not many people know this, but it used to be called Englishland.
 
2018-08-10 10:34:26 PM  
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2018-08-10 11:21:57 PM  
What's his excuse for arguing with a 1 inch toy donut?

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2018-08-11 12:41:01 AM  
The U.S would be better off without Arizona
 
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